Jiang He didn't expect that he would dress as a eunuch.

And it's a real castrated eunuch, not the kind of eunuch in disguise.

"System, get out!" He was furious and broke down and said, "Why eunuchs? ”

The system probed slowly, and said confidently: "Host, don't hide it from me, there is no fragment of the main god in this world." ”

Jiang He's mind couldn't turn for a while, "What does this have to do with me?" ”

The two black mung bean eyes of the system turned into knives and slice him, his face full of disdain, "You want to cheat?" Scumbag! ”

Only then did Jiang He come back to his senses and understand the meaning of the system's words.

He glared impatiently at the ball floating in mid-air, "What do you know as an artificial retard?!" ”

The system muttered in a low voice: "The main god is so pitiful, she accompanied the task and moved her true feelings, but as a result, people only regarded her as the object of the task, and she didn't go to the heart, it was really miserable...... Ahh!!hhhhh Will the main god fall out of love cause a space riot? Maybe countless planes will explode and disappear, billions of lives will be destroyed, and souls will be reduced to nothingness......"

"Anyway, it's all the host's fault!" It concluded.

Jiang He grinded his teeth, and then slapped the system into the small black room with a backhand, out of sight.

The ghost of the system wailed in the small dark room.

Jiang He couldn't hear it, so he quickly took over the work of the system and the task of navigating the world.

After a while, his expression was a little puzzled, "Why is the score of this task so high?" "Could it be that because the tasker is a eunuch, this is compensation for the host?" Wait, there's a host taking over this quest before? Failed twice? ”

He was amazed that he had failed twice?

The system in the small black room quietly popped up and said with a smile: "So it's a high score!" The consciousness of this world has been retraced twice, and if it is retraced again, it will collapse, and you can only succeed and not fail...... Oops, don't kick me, I'll go into the little dark room myself, and I'll roll in right away! ”

Jiang He sighed and scolded again in front of the small black house.

The system does not understand the dignity of men at all!

The system is crying and chirping in my heart, it is a system, not a person, how can we understand why a man's self-esteem should be supported by two or two pieces of meat?

Jiang He sighed for a long time, he came too late, everything was a foregone conclusion.

system, if it had been a year earlier, he would still be a man.

Jiang He is a gold medal employee of the Fast Passage Bureau, who has completed many tasks perfectly, and later met his wife, the main god of the Fast Passage Bureau, in the task.

His wife's status is too high, and he doesn't want to eat soft rice, so he has to continue to work diligently.

Now Jiang He is dressed as a eunuch, and this eunuch is also the wisher of this world.

The original owner was the youngest son of the Marquis of Dingyuan before he was seven years old, an innocent little fat man who only knew how to eat and eat, with a prominent family background, his father and several uncles and brothers were heroic generals guarding the frontier, as the most beloved junior of the elders, he had no pressure, neither needed to practice martial arts every day, nor did he need to memorize the scriptures, and he only worried that his stomach was too small every day, and there were too many kitchen delicacies to eat.

When he was seven years old, the Dingyuan Marquis Mansion suddenly became a rebellious rebellious minister and thief who collaborated with the enemy, and was sentenced to the Nine Clans.

In fact, where did the rebellious ministers and thieves come from, but they are just high meritors.

The Jiang family's backhand allowed the original owner to escape, but he didn't expect to be betrayed.

The original owner will never forget the face of the informant cook, who once saw him with a smile like a chrysanthemum, and was very amiable.

The original owner had no escape, so he had no choice but to pretend to be a beggar and enter the palace as a eunuch.

Then the original owner turned on the eunuch promotion mode, first killed the dog emperor and supported the new emperor, and before the dragon chair under the new emperor's ass could sit firmly, it was cooled by the original owner's poison, and then supported another ...... During this period, the original owner sowed discord, brutalized Zhongliang, natural and man-made disasters can be created without mercy, and when the last baby emperor in the royal family took the throne, he was only a little short of live.

In the end, the cool country was finally tossed and damaged by him, foreign enemies invaded, and the country was completely cool.

Before the country broke, he set himself on fire, recalling his life, he finally regretted it, when he was young, he obviously received a patriotic education of loyalty, and wanted to practice martial arts like his father and brother, learn the art of war, fight on the battlefield, protect his family and defend the country, although he lost to food every time, but what he admired most in his heart was also his father and brother who heroically defended Daliang......

The Dog Emperor's family is sorry for him, sorry for the Jiang family, but the people of the Great Liang Kingdom are innocent!

But he dragged tens of millions of innocent civilians into hell, ruined their families, shattered mountains and rivers, and left their bones in the wilderness without anyone to clean up.

The original owner's wish is very simple, he wants revenge, and he also wants Heqing Haiyan, and all nations come to court!

"Host, this world has been retraced twice, and there is a problem with the timing anchor, and it can only be traced back to the original owner's eight years old at the earliest." The system whispered that there were problems with many plane time anchors, which is why the integration was so high.

If it weren't for that, the main god would not have personally entered the mission world to do the task, and he would have been arched away by the dog man of the host.

Jiang Hehe, although he is no longer a man, he will use his actions to regain double his male dignity!

Even though he is a eunuch, his heart is still a fierce man, and he will never compromise.

**

The pace of winter is quietly gone, the snow and ice melt, and the grass stretched in the wind is as green as a plush carpet to attract the attention of passers-by.

After the slaughter of winter, the tender green of the grass has also become a rarity.

In the majestic palace, the colors of spring are locked in the greenhouse.

The charcoal fire in the greenhouse provides a comfortable environment for the delicate flowers to grow, and thousands of purples and reds bloom freely.

Jiang He's current identity is a florist in the palace who tends flowers and plants, and in winter, this job is much better than that of other divisions, at least he can hide in the greenhouse to warm up.

He looked at the eunuchs who passed by with their necks hunched and shivering, and felt the importance of skill.

Just in spring, it is the cold time of spring, the eunuchs are still tightly wrapped in winter clothes, and those impatient ladies are already shouting to enjoy the flowers.

The flowers and plants outside the hall have just spit out, the only place to enjoy the flowers is the greenhouse, the greenhouse is so big, how can it be enough for the ladies to appear, and they can't finish shopping one by one.

So according to the practice of previous years, the Royal Garden is still the default stage.

The eunuchs moved the flowers out of the greenhouse early in the morning and back at night, the workload was a bit heavy, not only those delicate flowers experienced the two heavens of ice and fire, but also the people followed the two heavens of ice and fire.

These days, the father-in-law who is in charge of moving flowers has the smell of medicinal wine on his arms, and the father-in-law with a long donkey face frowns when he sees it.

"Don't stay in the greenhouse for too long, you smell of orchids."

The eunuchs who moved the flowers knew that Father-in-law Mu had no malicious intentions, if the smell on their bodies was smelled by which lady, it would ruin the mood of appreciating the flowers, and they could only be unlucky.

"When you are on duty tomorrow, you must not smell on your body!" Father-in-law Mu stretched his face, collapsed his eyelids and coldly swept over a few tall eunuchs, "Learn from Xiaohezi, refreshing and eye-catching." ”

Xiaohezi Hejiang: "......"

Feeling a few unkind glances, he lowered his eyelids, what kind of hatred is this, always pull hatred for him!

Busy until the sun was about to set, Jiang He dragged his heavy footsteps back to the eunuch's room in Datongpu.

In the depths of the palace, in the humble eunuch's room, Jiang He glanced at the figures in the basin by the last ray.

The appearance of the original owner is not so much handsome, but beautiful, a kind of beauty that is indistinguishable from both male and female, especially after losing the most important thing for men, the reduction of male hormones makes the appearance of the original owner more and more gorgeous.

This is also one of the reasons why the emperor did not recognize him as the youngest son of the Marquis of Dingyuan.

Before the age of seven, he was a little fat man with eyes narrowed into a slit and a three-layer chin, the Jiang family is a military general, all of them look like a tiger's back, and the wives they marry are tall and fit, not to mention dancing knives and guns to the battlefield, at least when the Hu people come, they can still pack up their salutes in a hurry, carry their babies and run away.

The first requirement of the Jiang family to marry a daughter-in-law is to run fast!

The daughters-in-law of the Jiang family are basically from the families of military generals, and there are even Jianghu women, in short, the painting style is very different from the beauties in the capital.

In this case, the babies born are all very bearish, and all of them are military generals in reserve.

If the Jiang family is still alive, they will definitely regard the Jiang River, which looks different from the Jiang family's painting style, as the face of the Jiang family.

The beauty is pointed, amorous peach blossom eyes, and the red lips are bright......

Jiang He touched his face, and a face that was too beautiful was a trouble in the palace.

The original owner hated his appearance the most, and for him, it was already a great shame that he couldn't be a man, and his increasingly feminine face constantly reminded him of the price he paid for revenge.

"Look at Xiaohezi, it's stinky and beautiful again." The two eunuchs, who were also gardeners, whispered.

"I said Xiaohezi, even if you are as beautiful as a fairy, without those two taels of meat, it is useless if you are not a woman......" Song Gonggong, who had a square face and an ordinary face, sneered, "If you are a woman, we will definitely offer you up, but your face is much more beautiful than many mothers." ”

Beauty is the first weapon in the palace, as long as you have a little brain, it is not difficult to find a future.

"Forget it, even if Xiaohezi is a woman, she won't be able to go far." Yang Gonggong, who looks very manly and does not smell of fat powder, if he didn't know him, he would never be a eunuch, snorted coldly, "His stinky temper seems to be that everyone owes him money, and he is not happy when he sees it." ”

"It's not certain, with his face, the eunuch doesn't matter......"

Gonggong Song's eyes stared at his waist as if he was about to strip off Jiang He's clothes.

Several eunuchs in the room glanced at Gonggong Song in disgust, but no one dared to say anything, Gonggong Song's status was higher than them, and he also recognized Gonggong Huo in the dining room as his godfather.

It's a pity that Xiaohezi was targeted by Gonggong Song, and it is estimated that he can only be imprisoned in the future.

Don't think that eunuchs can't do anything without those two taels of meat, often the eunuchs are the ones with the most means and the most perverted.

Jiang He lowered his eyelids, so as not to be noticed by the cold light in his eyes.

When he looked up at the person again, he smiled with a pure face, like an ignorant child.

He's only eight years old now, and he's right to say it's a child.

**

The footsteps of spring are belated, the peach blossoms have just emerged, the ladies in the palace are more enthusiastic about stepping into spring, they wear bright and thin spring clothes, three or five in groups, the warblers and swallows in the royal garden, so lively.

The current Emperor of Great Liang - Emperor Kang of Liang is in his early fifties this year, he was clever when he was young, and he was good at playing the art of balance, and he killed all those who were unbalanced, such as the Jiang family who defeated the Hu people in the frontier and had high achievements.

But Liang Kangdi is old after all, and like many old emperors, he has become suspicious, mediocre, and enjoyable.

Pots of brightly blooming flowers are placed on both sides of the road in the Imperial Garden, and spring is the season when the flowers are in full bloom, and the pots of purple and red flowers are very pleasant to look at.

"Pickled goods without roots, get away, don't hinder the interest of our talented people to enjoy the flowers!"

A palace maid proudly drove away the surrounding eunuchs.

Jiang He lowered his eyebrows and did not attract anyone's attention, and quietly retreated under the shade of the trees on the side of the road, hiding himself.

The little father-in-law who was in the same room with him was annoyed, "This appearance is still talented, not even half of Xiaohezi's point!" ”

The older father-in-law was silent, this Ning Cai person would definitely not go far if he acted like this!

They have seen too much of this kind of thing, the emperor's favor is like a meteor, and the beauties in the palace are like leeks in spring, and every stubble can't survive a season.

Ning Cairen's wish to enjoy the beautiful spring scenery of the Imperial Garden alone and the sad spring and autumn was quickly shattered.

She can drive away the eunuchs, but the concubines who are higher than her or the same level, she has no courage to drive them away, she can only suppress the unhappiness on her face, look at the lake coldly, and make a high-minded and talented woman.

Damn, why are there so many women in the palace, and there is no one clean anywhere.

The rivers are out of place to think of the crowded scenic spots.

When the group of florists went back to work, their work suddenly increased, because several ladies fought on the spot, and injured a lot of flowers and plants.