2 Eunuch 2
After dark, the eunuchs, who had been busy all day, lay side-by-side tiredly, in the dark and narrow bunks.
The emperor in the palace, Mu Se, the three palaces and six courtyards are all beauties, and when there are many beauties, the people who serve them have to keep up, resulting in the palace being full.
Those low-ranking concubines even have to share a small courtyard, not to mention that these low-level eunuchs, unless they mix with the middle level, they are all destined to sleep in the big bunk.
Jiang He rolled over with difficulty, and it was a little difficult to breathe.
After a certain object of the eunuch disappeared, the urinary system collapsed, and he could only sprinkle incense powder to cover up the smell on his body on weekdays, plus there was no condition to take a bath and clean himself every day, and the ventilation system in the house was not good, and the smell in this room was really ecstatic.
No wonder everyone has to climb up, he now longs for a luxurious single room.
On the left side of the river slept a tall eunuch, and on the right was also a big man Song Gonggong, who was sandwiched in the middle, he was weak, pitiful and helpless, so he could only reluctantly sleep on his side, which was really "left and right for men".
The most feared thing is to have another "man on man".
"Xiaohezi." The sleeping Song Gonggong clicked his mouth, and turned over to the other side of the river.
The strings of reason burst in an instant!
It doesn't matter if you're really asleep or pretending to be asleep, it's all dead!
Jiang He's eyes showed a fierce light, and he pressed a certain acupuncture point on Song Gonggong's body, and then roughly pushed Song Gonggong's heavy body away, without leaving his hand at all.
The sound of a "bang", the sound of the head slamming heavily on the porcelain pillow, was particularly noticeable in the silent darkness.
Just listening to that voice, I have the illusion that my head may have been smashed into flowers.
In an instant, the snoring and grinding of teeth in the room had disappeared, and even the sound of human breathing became minimal.
It wasn't until the sound of snoring that Matsukoto, who didn't know whether to sleep or faint, resounded in the room that the air began to flow again.
Someone sighed in the dark regretfully, I can't see the good show, let's sleep, let's sleep, I have to get up early tomorrow to work!
This sigh was a little loud, and the eunuch next to him couldn't help but open his eyes and look at it.
The eunuch who made the voice was a little dumbfounded, and then realized that everyone had not slept.
The two of them quickly closed their eyes, there must be others who hadn't slept.
As the low-level father-in-law in this palace, their work is tiring and tiring, and their lives are in danger from time to time.
Yang Gonggong, who was sleeping by the window, opened his eyes and looked at the cold moonlight outside the window, and finally closed his eyes for a long time, thinking in his heart, fortunately, Xiao Songzi was measured, otherwise he would not be able to save him in the future.
The night grew darker and darker, and the snoring of the Chase shop came and went.
In the dark, the river was swept away, and the colorless and odorless sleeping pills made everyone fall into a deeper sleep.
Don't ask him where the sleeping pills come from, there are so many plants in the palace that have a hypnotic effect, he can find at least ten kinds.
**
The night breeze was cool, the crescent-like moon was submerged in the dark clouds, and the five fingers could not be seen in the dark night, only the scattered lanterns emitted a pale yellow light.
Liang Kangdi is holding a beauty, hoping to give birth to a prince to prove that he is not old.
"Beauty, if you give birth to a son for me, I will give you a place!"
The beauty was only a fifteen or sixteen-year-old girl, and she buried her face in the old emperor's chest, and her heart was entangled.
If you give birth to a child and get pregnant in October, the emperor who is so attractive has already shifted his interest, and after giving birth to a child, he may not be able to get the emperor's favor; But if she doesn't give birth, she doesn't have any children, and when she is old and decrepit, there is no hope.
Jiang He crouched on the roof, next to the royal guard who had been stunned by him.
The medicine that can hypnotize the secret guard is very rare, he has to save some use, and it is better to reduce the number of times he stares at the emperor in the future.
On the roof, Jiang He silently counted to ten in his heart, and the emperor in the dormitory fell on the beauty, completely unconscious.
The four fields were silent, and even the wild cats hid.
Jiang He lightly rolled into the dormitory, and when he came to the bed, he first gently lifted the emperor's face, and at the same time the face of the beautiful woman was also revealed.
He shook his head secretly.
This beauty is smart, but not smart enough.
She thought that it was enough to bury her face in the emperor's chest, and the old emperor could not see the disgust on her face? The emperor is such a suspicious creature, if you want to fool him, you must first fool yourself!
Jiang He slowly poured the medicine prepared in advance into the emperor's mouth, and was very considerate and did not move the two of them, so that they would not have any suspicion when they woke up.
A few minutes later, the emperor opened his eyes and couldn't help shaking his head, he seemed to have lost his mind?
It's definitely too happy! This beauty is not bad, next time you can turn over her cards a few more times.
Neither the Emperor nor the Beauty noticed a brief void in their memory layers, one thought he was too happy, the other thought he had endured too long, wishing that time would pass quickly.
The dark guard on the roof looked at the sky expressionlessly, and there was no doubt either, after all, for those of them who had been guarding the emperor for many years, it was normal for them to occasionally sleep for a while to maintain their strength when they were sure to be safe.
Moreover, he is not the only one here who guards the emperor's safety, and there is another one on the other side of the big tree.
He thought so, but he didn't know that the dark guard in the tree thought the same way.
**
After dawn, the palace came alive again, and the eunuchs of the Chase Shop were so busy that they hit the back of their heads with their heels.
In the imperial garden, a young man with his eyebrows lowered bent over and held scissors to trim a pot of precious peonies.
Like a green pine and green bamboo, it is quite beautiful that cannot be seen in the palace.
Jiang He, who was holding the scissors, turned his head keenly, and the tall eunuch over there couldn't help but have his eyes lit up, and his eyes looked straight over.
They only felt that their eyes were bright, and the spring seemed to be a little brighter.
In the melting spring day, the beautiful and beautiful young man is like a Luo Shen who wades in the water.
"Where are you serving?" A eunuch shouted.
Jiang He stepped forward expressionlessly, lowering his eyes, "Xiao Hezi has seen a few fathers-in-law. ”
He was wearing a blue eunuch suit, although everyone was wearing blue, but it was obvious that he was wearing it, so it looked more suitable.
The eunuch over there had an inconspicuous pattern embroidered on the cuffs and neckline of the clothes, and the quality of the fabric was better, smiling, looking very kind, only those who knew him well knew that the more amiable he was, the more ruthless he was.
He was the leader of this group of eunuchs.
"Your name is Xiaohezi?" He reached out and grabbed the big scissors in Jiang He's hand, and screamed, "Look at your age, right?" These scissors are too heavy, so they must be hard work, right? He implicitly wanted to hold the hand of the young Bai Xi, "Do you want to change jobs?" ”
Jiang He removed his hand without a trace, and the big scissors turned in his hand, and it was not heavy at all.
A pair of black and white eyes looked straight over, clear and sharp, which made people feel a little chill in their hearts.
The eunuch next to him was very eye-catching, "Our father-in-law Wang is serving in the palace of the lady concubine, and he is ...... high and powerful."
This is almost explicit, and the group of eunuchs laughed very ambiguously.
Compared with those masters, the eunuchs in the palace can play a lot of tricks, and even between the eunuchs and the eunuchs, the means of bullying are more terrifying.
Grandpa Wang? Grandpa Wang? I'm still meowing to my father-in-law.
Jiang He lowered his head, the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, he lowered his eyes to hide the fierceness in his eyes, and his tone was cowardly, "Small, small...... Song Gonggong ......"
He slurred a few words.
Wang Gonggong on the opposite side actually didn't hear anything clearly, only the name of "Song Gonggong".
Father-in-law Song?
Grandpa Wang's brows furrowed, and his expression was unhappy.
But this matter doesn't need to be heard clearly, Gonggong Song is either the boss of this little eunuch, or his concubine, anyway, it's all an obstacle!
Grandpa Wang glanced at Jianghe's face again, regretting that this place was not safe enough, otherwise......
He walked over with his hands behind his back and bowed his head slightly, that posture made the corners of Jiang He's eyes twitch, everyone is a man - although they have no roots, but he still knows what a man wants to do.
Jiang He almost threw up, and his nerves jumped back and forth between collapsing and not collapsing.
"Xiaohezi, tending to these flowers and plants, looking strange and pitiful, why don't we go to the nobles another day and transfer you to the nobles to serve, how about it?" Wang Gonggong pretended to say.
Jiang He's face was grateful, as for what he thought in his heart, only he knew.
Men are the most unintelligible, even if they are neither men nor women.
When Gonggong Wang saw him on the road, he was very satisfied, and when he left, he was reluctant to give Jiang He a handkerchief stained with inferior incense powder used by eunuchs, and asked him to keep it, which was a token.
River: "......"
Jiang He was so disgusted that he threw away the fragrant powder handkerchief, only to feel that the hands stained with the handkerchief were dirty, and he washed his hands for a long time in disgust, almost not washing off the skin.
He roared angrily in the sea of knowledge: "System, get out!" ”
The system rolled very mellowly, and it didn't expect the host to care so much about the identity of the eunuch, and it didn't stop doing tasks.
Jiang He actually didn't care about becoming a eunuch, the task, it was normal to become anything, he was actually not so picky, but felt that there was a problem with the identity of the original owner.
"Is there a problem with the identity of the original owner?"
"Of course there is a problem!" The system looked at him puzzled, "Didn't you say it, the Jiang family from whom he was born was the ...... of the master."
"Not this!" Jiang He interrupted it, his face full of murderous anger, "You show me, if there is any debuff on him!" ”
"Huh?" The system wondered, "What debuff can a eunuch in a feudal society have?" It's not the Grim Reaper possessed by literature......"
It whispered more and more, and finally silenced, and the whole ball slammed to the ground, trying to kneel mellow and let the host see its sincerity.
Seeing this, how could Jiang He not know that his guess was right, and he had the heart to kill.
After a while, he wiped his face and finally calmed down, "Say it!" ”
"Host." The system wanted to cry, but it didn't expect it, why is its luck so black? I actually drew this task.
"There are all kinds of plug-ins and halos in the mall, do you know how the host came about?" The system asked first, but seeing that Jiang He didn't speak, he continued to explain in a low voice, "For example, this Grim Reaper possession is produced by a detective world, and it is captured by the mall and then studied and put on the shelf for sale, and the aura of the male and female protagonists is more common, and almost every world has this thing......"
"It's not very common – for example, staring at someone who is pregnant, kissing someone who becomes a frog, touching someone who is unlucky...... There are as many people as there are halos. ”
Finally, the system vibrated and said, letting the host know that there are many auras in these worlds.
So it's really not the hell it did.
Jiang He interrupted the chattering system, "So what? What is on the original owner? ”
He just wants to know about the situation of the original owner, and he is not interested in those inexplicable auras, and macho men don't need auras.
The system plucked up his courage, "Actually, the original owner has a particularly rare and rare aura, which is born with it, not given to him by the outside world!" ”
Jiang He had a bad premonition in his heart: "For example, ......"
The system puffed up his chest and said in a shocking voice: "The aura on the original owner's body is called-everyone falls in love with eunuchs!" ”
Jiang He's mind went blank for a moment, and there was a little hope in his heart, "So, the point is love?" ”
"No, no, no......" the system whispered more and more, "the point is on!" ”
It looked at him with a "you know" expression, though a ball didn't know how to show it.
Jiang He was silent for a long time, and finally couldn't help but move.
The system screamed, and it was beaten from a circle into an ellipse, and finally it crouched in the corner of the small black room, crying and shaking, not daring to make too loud noises, lest it be beaten again by the violent host.
Jiang He snorted coldly, thinking about the aura on his body that was inexplicably set.
It's not that he was put on the cover, it was born with the original owner, and now he has become the original owner, and this aura has also become his.
In fact, he is used to this kind of thing, and when he used to do tasks, he had a lot of messy aura on him. But at that time, he was a normal man, his wife's status was high, and he was not worried at all if he could shock those bulls, ghosts, snakes, and gods who wanted to do bad to him.
Can ...... now A little eunuch?
No wonder this world has been restarted twice and is about to collapse, in fact, it is because the original owner's body is not right, and the difficulty has been increased, right?