4 Eunuch 4
Recently, Gonggong Song and Gonggong Wang have fought very fiercely, but unfortunately no one can help anyone, after all, they all have backers in this harem, and they all have paranoia of being killed.
Although Gonggong Song's backer is only in the imperial dining room, Gonggong Huo's backer is the palm print eunuch who serves in front of the emperor.
And Grandpa Wang's backer is Concubine Shu, who has not been very favored recently, and for a while, the two are really evenly matched.
As for Xiao Hezi, the culprit who caused the fight between the two, no one remembers him now.
Now when Song Gonggong and Wang Gonggong think of each other, the ups and downs in their hearts are greater than when they think of the river, and they can't wait to kill each other.
Of course, this is also related to the fact that Jianghe has begun to change its image.
The unkempt young man, under the messy bangs, the face can't be seen clearly, he is like those unwiring little eunuchs in the palace, wandering silently and inconspicuously among the flower rooms.
Every day.
No one paid attention to the silent gardener, just as no one noticed that in the middle of the night, there was almost a figure lingering on every rooftop.
Except for the Imperial Dining Room.
It is said that a ghost who likes to steal food has recently appeared in the imperial dining room, and it has come and gone without a trace, but when he turns around, the prepared food disappears.
The imperial chefs were frightened by their own brain supplements.
When the imperial guards learned of this, they did not believe in the ghosts and decided to find out the guy who had stolen the food.
They didn't close their eyes for a few days, and found out that it was a cat that they were stealing, or a particularly nimble miscellaneous three-flowered cat.
"Catch it!"
A group of imperial chefs yelled, brandishing kitchen knives and spoons and other ways to chase after them.
Seeing the cat coming, several imperial guards couldn't help but be furious, just such a thing, causing them not to sleep for several days, staying up all night and staring at them all night.
The cat with a plate of snacks purred out of its throat like a laugh, jumped up the fence, and soon disappeared behind the fence.
The crowd was so angry that so many people chased and intercepted it, and they let it run away.
At this time, a fat imperial chef stopped the other people who wanted to continue chasing, and somehow, his expression was a little panicked and sweating profusely.
He hurriedly said, "Wait, I remember that plate of dim sum was not wrapped in oiled paper." ”
The plate of dim sum that was taken away by the cat just now was wrapped in oiled paper, and it was very well wrapped.
The other imperial chefs are very dissatisfied, what are you stopping it, hurry up and catch the cat!
"What's so strange about this, it must have been the cat's own bag...... Belch? "Wait, cats wrap their food in grease paper?
"Yes...... That's the one, right? ”
"Definitely, yes! We don't have a bag, only that bag. ”
"Really, really......"
The eunuchs whispered, thinking that it might be the cat god just now, right?
The guards only thought that these eunuchs were babbling, and muttered in their hearts, can a cat become a god?
But they really can't catch up with the cat!
After Liang Kandi learned about this, he was very disappointed in this group of imperial guards.
"My imperial guards are too weak, and sure enough, those families are uneasy and kind, and they always stuff their own wine bags and rice bags into the palace to boil their qualifications......"
The more Liang Kangdi thought about it, the more insecure he became, and he knew that he couldn't turn his face with those families now, otherwise he wouldn't want any of these wastes.
Those who can enter the palace as a royal guard are actually not stupid, and they haven't noticed the emperor's eyes.
They quickly changed their tune and decided that it was the cat god!
Why not call it a cat demon? Of course, I am afraid of offending the emperor, as the saying goes, the country will die, and the demons will come out! The emperor Ken is Mingjun, and this smart cat can only be a cat god!
**
In a remote corner of the palace, a man and a cat lie on the roof and eat.
"System, I'm okay with you?" Jiang He asked with a smile.
The cat lying next to him was gobbling up snacks, it was the system in the cat's shell, and at this time there was no elegance at all, as if he hadn't eaten for hundreds of years, and Jiang He shook his head secretly.
The system felt that it was not its fault, thinking that it only wanted to lie down in the space salted fish, and when the host completed the task by itself and was pulled out by the host, it was not happy.
Now, though, it's really willing.
The host is still good for it, this is the palace of the feudal dynasty, the pinnacle of food!
Jiang He dangled his legs, smiled, and his eyes covered by bangs were particularly treacherous.
I heard that all the capable people start from inadvertent little things, and I don't know when he will be able to exercise the system, and then he will be replaced by a salted fish lying in the space.
"The dim sum is very good, but the meat is still delicious!" The system cat licked its paws and said, the whiskers on both sides swayed.
Jiang He said indifferently: "After eating, go to work, and go to the house of the household servant today!" ”
The system cat pouted, in order to be able to eat the next meal of meat, let's work.
When the system cat disappeared into the night, Jiang He yawned lazily.
He praised his wit, and he was systematically staring, so he didn't have to stay up late at night, you must know that he is still a child, his body is developing, and he will not grow taller if he stays up late.
Even if he becomes a eunuch now, he still wants to grow into an eight-foot-tall eunuch.
As for why the system does not enable high-tech surveillance, it has to do with world consciousness.
This world is still a feudal society, and there can not be too many scientific and technological products that surpass the scientific and technological process of the world itself, even if it is a tasker, it cannot be too prodigal, and the world consciousness still wants to develop, so it is natural to come forward to stop it.
It is also difficult for the tasker to contradict the world consciousness, otherwise the difficulty of the task will increase.
Jiang He sighed with emotion: "Sure enough, the first two taskers have the fastest method. ”
The old emperor's suspicion was serious, but it was not rotten to the root, since there was no little prince born, he began to draft, in order to prove that he was not old, and he could live for another twenty years.
This is a warning to the princes who dare to think about the position of the dragon chair under his ass.
The long-lived emperor made the group of princes eager to "laugh at the father's resignation", and the adult princes couldn't hold it back, and they were about to stage the Nine Dragons to seize the heir.
Jiang He closed his eyes and pretended to sleep.
Don't worry, let's wait!
His body has only grown to thirteen years old now, his face is too tender to be convincing, and it is too early to rebel!
The imperial chefs in the imperial dining room gradually got used to the existence of the cat god, and if there was anything delicious, they would specially bring it out.
The Cat God's gaze swept over the group of hidden cooks, and he bowed his head to them arrogantly, indicating that they had done a good job, and that they knew how to pack it without bothering its delicate paws.
When the cat disappeared, a thin imperial chef ran out, picked up the silver left by the cat, and shouted in surprise: "Oops, the southern milk roast chicken I made has been proven by the cat god!" ”
Since the people in the palace knew about the existence of the cat god, every time the cat god came to get something, he would leave silver.
It doesn't take advantage.
What a good cat, know how to exchange at equal value, what is not a cat god?
The people took the silver left by the cat god as a reward, and they were eager to offer this silver.
The other imperial chefs looked at him enviously and jealously, this time there was a lot of silver left, and at a glance, he knew how satisfied the cat god was.
They used to make fried spring rolls, roast duck with fruit wood, braised pig's trotters, roast suckling pig...... I've never gotten so much tipping.
Yes, the imperial chefs also regard the elusive cat god as a judge of their own cooking skills, and they are now more willing to give it to the cat god than to cook for the emperor.
After knowing this, what did Liang Kandi think?
He didn't have any ideas, anyway, this cat would leave silver when he ate, and he didn't eat his things in vain, what could he say?
Moreover, the birth of a divine cat does not mean that he, the emperor, is very satisfied with God? They all sent the cats over.
People who play politics are dirty, and when the emperor is particularly dirty, Emperor Liang Kangdi couldn't wait to publicize himself, and soon even the barbarians heard the story of the cat god.
As for believing it or not, it's another matter.
**
That night, Jiang He sat on the roof of the Queen's Fengxiang Palace.
In the room, only the queen and the second prince, mother and son, and the palace people who were waiting for them retreated outside the palace.
"Queen Mother, can Qin Tianjian really be sure that there will continue to rain in Suzhou?" The second prince's handsome face was particularly gloomy in the night, "If we can be sure, we can do more." ”
The river on the roof raised an eyebrow.
Ouch, the son followed his mother to the same room in the middle of the night, if it spread, the reputation of the second prince could stink into the ditch.
It turns out that those who don't sleep in the middle of the night are either night owls or people who do bad things.
Although the queen is more than ten years younger than the emperor, because the emperor only likes white and thin girls, she has not been to Fengxiang Palace for a long time, and the palace has been out of tune for many years, so the queen actually looks older than the emperor.
The empress is extremely ambitious, and it doesn't matter if the emperor doesn't favor her, but she can't bear to have her emperor's things snatched away.
At this time, the queen is conspiring with her own son on how to step on other princes to take the throne.
Suzhou has been raining for half a month, if the rain is heavier, they will quietly open the river embankment and drown a city of people, in charge of Suzhou is the mother family of the five princes, then he doesn't want to have a chance to take the throne!
The second prince said in a deep voice: "The relationship between the fifth and the eighth is good, the eighth is impulsive and brainless, if the fifth is taken down, the eighth is easy to deal with." He couldn't help but laugh as he spoke.
Although the second prince is good-looking, he laughs like a sinister and cunning villain.
In short, not like a good person.
The second prince felt that although he looked gloomy and unpleasant, those courtiers were blind, and they all liked the sanctimonious appearance of the fifth child, which was really infuriating!
Obviously, they all showed Corporal Lixian, but for some reason, the popularity of the fifth child is better than him!
The queen continued: "You pay attention to the backyard, don't pull the dirty and smelly into the house." Thinking of her daughter-in-law who cried to her every three days, the queen had a headache and warned, "The Huang family was born in a Jinzhou family, and she is still the daughter of the left servant of the household department, you have to give her dignity." ”
The second prince was a little displeased.
At the beginning, I saw that the second princess was born in a family, and her grandfather and father were used in the court, thinking that she could become a qualified housewife, but she found out that she was reincarnated in a vinegar bottle, sticky and annoying, but for the power behind her, he had to deal with her.
"The Huang family is a jealous woman, and the children in Huan'er and Li'er's wombs were all drained by her bowl of medicine." The second prince's face was not good-looking, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Fortunately, she can still give birth in the future, otherwise the retainer and her will not be finished!" ”
Huan'er and Li'er are the most beautiful concubines in the house, and he promised to give them a child, but he didn't expect to hide it for a few days, and he was discovered by the poisonous woman of the Huang family.
"Huang said she didn't do it." The queen still believes in her daughter-in-law, "That medicine was sent by Concubine An." ”
The second prince didn't care, he still liked Concubine An, and Concubine An said that she didn't, so she thought that the Huang family did it.
The mother and son in the house were still talking, and the rivers and systems on the roof were also talking.
The system enthusiastically shared the melon with the host, and sure enough, the melon that he witnessed with his own eyes was much more fragrant than watching from the sidelines of space.
"It's true that the Huang family didn't do it, but the Huang family actually wants to do it, it's really that the Second Prince's Mansion is so big, and the children born have nowhere to live." The system couldn't help but smack her tongue, "I think, it's not so much that the Huang family is jealous, it's better to say that she is worried about the expenses in the palace, how much money can an unknighted prince have?" Her husband's concubines gave birth to a lot, and in the end, she didn't have to be raised by her mother. ”
The sons and daughters of the second prince have more than a dozen combined, and he even wants to have another life! The Huang family is soft-hearted, and if someone else is replaced, he would have a pack of medicine and a corpse and two lives......
Wait, a pack of medicine?
The system suggested: "Host, let's help those poor women, they are always bad for their health when they have abortions!" ”
Jiang He slapped his thigh, "Understood!" I'm going to ......."
Jiang He: "Medicine him!" ”
System: "Emasculated him." ”
One person looked at each other, and shook his head for a long time, it seems that Tongzi is still tender.
"Physical castration doesn't work! It will make a big fuss, and this is a eunuch text, which has a blessing effect on the eunuch. Jiang He explained to the dissatisfied Tongzi, "The second prince is going to be perverted, and if it will cause trouble, it is better to have an elusive chemical castration, and no one will find out." ”
Just like the emperor, there is absolutely no harm to human life.
The system accepted his explanation and smacked his lips, "Okay, I'll check on other princes who have the same troubles." ”
It sighed, and it saw that he wanted to give this group of princes a condom, how safe it was!
Jiang He remembered that in the memory of the original owner, there were too many people in the royal family who were served by the original owner.
The old emperor lived a long life, he could give birth to sons, sons could also give birth, grandsons could give birth even more, and the original owner killed indiscriminately, which was really soft.
Anyway, the descendants born in the royal family did not see any wise masters, and now all chemical castration is not considered murder, so it is decided!
"By the way, the world consciousness is okay, right?" Jiang He is not at ease, the management regulations of the Fast Crossing Bureau have been strict recently, and the hosts who kill decisively are no longer popular, and the killings in the mission are all on their heads.
Deduct points, deduct merit, deduct luck, and be discriminated against by the Heavenly Dao consciousness of the mission world.
Speaking of which, who wants to watch a murderer roam your territory?
The system is also not very reassuring.
After a while, it finally finished communicating with the world consciousness and replied to the host, "Those who are not born don't count!" ”
Jiang He couldn't help but be complacent: he was so kind and made outstanding contributions to the family planning of the royal family in feudal society!
"Fewer children and better children, a happy life!" The system also praised itself, "If there are fewer children, it will be precious, these children don't even know what father's love is, and I feel very uncomfortable when I see Tongzi!" ”
The royal family is all scum who only cares about living and raising!
After the host praised himself, he went to work one after another.
Looking back at the indiscriminate killing of the previous two missions, there is really no way, but in the past twenty years, two or three hundred children have emerged in the royal family, the problem is that there are not many useful talents and wise kings among these children, and they will only parasitize on the big tree of Da Liang with many holes and suck blood, even if there is no original owner, Da Liang will fall apart in their internal fighting.
In this civil strife, the barbarians came in and turned the fields of Daliang into pastures, and the people of Daliang became slaves of the Hu people to raise sheep!
Da Liang re-entered the slave society, this regression, even the world consciousness can not bear it.
That's why there are taskers who are sent in to do tasks.