3 Eunuch 3

After learning of the original owner's physical condition, Jiang He was silent for several days.

Without any hope, he asked the system: "Is the object of the halo on the original owner divided into men, women, and children?" ”

The system knew the meaning of the host, and said cautiously: "Although, it is indeed useful for men, women and children, but it is really not the attribute of the Sea King, but men have a predatory instinct in their nature, so they behave more than that, if they meet women, girls will be more gentle, it is easy to have a good impression, and they will not act so exaggerated......"

In this palace, the status of the original owner is low, and the eunuchs who have the most contact are neither men nor women, so they are deeply affected.

The system is actually secretly gloating, so that there is no need to worry that the host will do bad things behind the back of the Lord God~~

It really has good luck, and it chooses this world for the host, and the original owner's aura of "everyone falls in love with a eunuch" can make the host be a good man in peace.

Jiang He couldn't help but fall into deep thought, no wonder he felt very disobedient and strange when he looked at the life of the original owner.

The more the last years of the dynasty, the more talented people came out, and the people who saved the country and the people came one after another, unless the emperor of the dynasty was a pig, otherwise a eunuch killed a dynasty, it would inevitably be too smooth, if there was this strange halo, it would not be strange.

After getting what he wanted to know, Jiang He once again ruthlessly closed the useless system in the small black room.

He suddenly remembered those "pick-and-take" posts in the system forum, and heard that some systems were too capable, so they chose to take over the host's task directly, and the host only needed to lie down in the space, eat and drink, and complete the task.

Whenever I see this, I envy him to death, why hasn't he encountered such a capable system?

I didn't know that the system was also scolding in my heart.

The forum "picks up" said that some hosts are super generous, and the points earned are used by the system to change skins, and the three hundred and sixty days a year are not the same, why hasn't it met such a generous host?

**

Ever since he knew the strange aura of the original owner, Jiang He finally cheered up, and then began to make things happen secretly.

The first thing to do is Song Gonggong.

A few days later, I heard that Gonggong Song had offended the nobleman, and his ass was directly beaten.

Gonggong Song has some connections and some savings, so he asked the intern little doctor from the Tai Hospital to help prescribe medicine, but he didn't even get medicine like those little eunuchs.

When the medicine paste was put on, he bit the corner of the quilt and didn't dare to scream, and the eunuchs around him were shocked.

"I heard that Gonggong Song is offending Concubine Shuniang." The eunuchs whispered the news, "Concubine Shu Niangniang wants to see the emperor, but I don't know that the emperor is enjoying flowers with Ning Cairen, and it just so happens that Gonggong Song passed by with a smile on his face......"

Concubine Niangniang is angry which little hoof hooked the emperor's heart, Gonggong Song is full of smiles at this time, who will he hit if he doesn't beat him?

At that time, the lady concubine Niangniang picked a small mistake casually, and let people press it, and the sound of the crackling board made the surrounding eunuchs silent.

The eunuchs couldn't help but be silent.

There is no such thing as a rabbit dying and a fox being sad, and the noble master is not pleasing to the eye, and it is not common for a beat to be done? They are cautious eunuchs, who will only stare at their master when he makes a mistake, and then help push it and trample it to dust.

There has never been a thousand red flowers in this palace, and the master loses power much faster than they are slaves, they can afford to wait, and they can afford to retaliate!

Jiang He hid himself in the crowd and raised his eyebrows slightly.

It's strange, that Wang's father-in-law is so merciful this time? Gonggong Song was only beaten? Didn't get removed or assigned to the laundry?

But after beating the butt, presumably Grandpa Song should be able to settle down recently, don't always think about "man on man".

After taking the medicine, Gonggong Song began to find someone to settle the account.

The ruthless gaze swept over the room full of little eunuchs, he didn't know how he offended Concubine Shu, or who borrowed a knife to kill someone, in this palace, he was not without backing, if he found out who was behind the ghost, he would definitely kill that slut!

The eunuchs were taken aback when they met his gaze, and hurriedly walked away, so as not to be retaliated by the anger of Gonggong Song.

Don't underestimate the eunuch's revenge, the eunuch is so ruthless, his heart is distorted, and he is extremely perverted and ruthless when he retaliates.

In the next few days, everyone tried to get around Gonggong Song as little as possible.

It's Wang's father-in-law's side, who has been complacent recently.

A few days ago, he secretly dealt with a father-in-law named Xiao Songzi, that father-in-law is really jealous, obviously they are all eunuchs, why is he born tall and strong, comparable to a normal man?

The most annoying thing is that Xiao Songzi actually has a room with Xiao Hezi, Xiao Hezi's appearance is something that a man understands, and it is strange that Song Gonggong can hold back and not get involved.

While he was resting, Gonggong Wang inquired about Jiang He and went to find him.

From a distance, he saw Jiang He's figure, and he greeted with a smile on his face: "Xiaohezi, I ...... it"

Suddenly, Wang Gonggong's feet slipped, and the whole person fell forward, followed by a "stab" sound, which was quite harsh.

The palace maids and eunuchs who were passing by stopped and saw Gonggong Wang, who had fallen a big horse, his face trembled wildly, and he couldn't help but laugh.

But it's really funny!

Grandpa Wang's face was distorted in pain, he lay there and didn't dare to move, there was just a stone on the ground, and the root of his thigh hit it directly, and he felt the pain of the egg even if he didn't have an egg.

His face was hideous, and he tried to keep his face up, not daring to rub the base of his thigh.

The little palace maids who passed by blushed and spat: "The crotch cloth is exposed, it's really shameless!" ”

"Grandpa Wang, are you okay?" The other eunuchs were startled and hurried over to help him.

After Grandpa Wang was helped up, he straightened his legs, tried to endure the pain, and his eyes swept around with gloomy and fierce eyes, trying to find out the culprit who caused him to fall.

Suddenly, his eyes froze, and he noticed that there were obvious oil stains in the water on the ground.

Every time a master in the palace sent out the good news, there were a lot of oil stains on the ground, and the good news soon turned into a miscarriage.

Grandpa Wang roared angrily: "Who did it? ”

This must be a conspiracy, and which master wants to kill which master? Could it be that which master in the palace has a happy letter?

Grandpa Wang thought too much in his heart, and began conspiracy theories, feeling that he was suffering on behalf of the pregnant master.

There has been no happy news from the master in the palace for more than a year, he is serving by the side of the concubine, knowing the panic of the old emperor, even if a man lives to eighty, he still wants to hold his son, of course, the son is not necessarily important, the important thing is to prove that he is not old.

The emperor is a creature that needs to prove that he is not old, and he frequently runs to the harem this year, but unfortunately he has no harvest or no gain.

If there is a beauty pregnant, then the emperor will definitely be overjoyed, and if the beauty is pregnant and accidentally disappears......

Wang Gonggong can almost imagine the coming bloody storm.

He was still thinking about the pros and cons, and the growing pain beneath him pulled back into his thoughts, causing him to gasp in pain.

The people around him were afraid that Wang Gonggong would be the one who caused him to fall, so they hurriedly walked away.

At this time, a very blessed palace maid hurriedly came over with a broom.

Seeing the tragic situation of Father-in-law Wang, she apologized repeatedly, "This father-in-law, I'm really sorry, the concubine suddenly wanted to eat boiled pork slices, and I slipped and fell with one hand...... I didn't mean to! ”

The point is: the concubine Niangniang! Hand slippery! Not on purpose!

There are no people in the palace who have poor reading skills, and those who are too poor will not live long.

Gonggong Wang didn't understand what she meant, and he stared at the palace maid gloomily for a long time.

This palace maid's name is Ah Fu, she is very famous in the palace, and she is named because of her recklessness.

The first time he knocked over the poisonous wine that the emperor was going to drink, and the second time he knocked down the concubine Niangniang, just to avoid the oncoming hidden weapon.

The two life-saving graces made the emperor and the concubine think that this palace maid was a prosperous master, and even changed her name to Ah Fu, which shows how much attention is paid to her.

Ah Fu accidentally fell while serving food, this kind of thing is not strange at all, this is not the first time.

Gonggong Wang's backer, Concubine Shu, would never dare to fight against the big red man Ah Fu in front of the emperor and concubine!

But in an instant, the pros and cons have been weighed.

Grandpa Wang changed his smiling face, snatched the broom from Ah Fu's hand with a shy face, and said flatteringly: "Ah Fu girl, how can you do such rough work?" Let the little ones come, the little ones come! ”

Ah Fu handed the broom over innocently, and she didn't understand why her knees suddenly softened when she served the food earlier.

Fortunately, the boiled meat slices were only spilled with a little soup, and the meat in it was still there, and the concubine didn't care too much.

Grandpa Wang held back the pain and patted Ah Fu for a long time, until he sent the person away, and finally went to find the imperial doctor after going back.

After the imperial doctor's examination, he said with a heavy face: "You have a cracked bone!" It is best to stay in bed for half a month. ”

Grandpa Wang's face instantly fell, he couldn't serve in front of Concubine Shu for half a month, would Concubine Shu have a new favorite?

Everyone in this palace has paranoia of being killed, and Gonggong Wang is conspiracy theory again, does someone want to get rid of him by Ah Fu's hand?

After all, a few days ago, he happened to secretly deal with Gonggong Song, and some time ago, he dealt with a palace maid named Willow Branch, and some time ago, who did he do to him?

The more Wang Gonggong thought about it, the more wrong it became, and asked the people around him.

"You mean, Ah Fu met a fellow named a little orange in the imperial dining room? Little oranges and small pine nuts have a close relationship? Grandpa Wang's eyes flashed brightly.

"Yes!" The little eunuch said with certainty.

"Good!" Grandpa Wang touched his leg, not angry, but laughed, "If our family is really vegetarian, we will wait for our family!" ”

**

The situation in the palace is changing, one drama after another, which is dazzling.

Jiang He leisurely lies in the shadow of the roof of the palace hall, eating snacks while admiring the moon in the sky.

The palace in the summer was really hot, and even if he didn't sleep in the Chase bunk now and changed it to a four-person room, the cramped room was still stuffy and unbearable.

The system admires the host's spirit of not being afraid of hardship, tiredness, and smell, he really went step by step, promoted and raised his salary step by step, and moved from the chase shop to the four-person room.

Like a eunuch in an inconspicuous feudal society, he does not look like a tasker with superior conditions at all.

Which tasker is like its host?

"The devil is in the details!" Jiang He casually chatted with the system, "You tell me about the situation of the first two taskers." ”

He was a little curious as to how the two taskers had failed.

The system said: "The methods of the two taskers are actually similar, they both use the fastest speed to get to know the chosen prince, and then make suggestions for him, assassinate the emperor and other princes, and finally let him succeed to the throne smoothly!" You see, isn't that quite successful? Wait, it seems that after the first tasker committed suicide, the new emperor also committed suicide, so the mission failed......"

At the end of the day, the system couldn't help but sigh.

The corners of Jiang He's mouth twitched slightly, what the hell is this, the male version of Liang Zhu?

The system laughed dryly: "After all, there is that aura, isn't it normal for the new emperor to fall in love with the tasker?" The first tasker can endure until the new emperor ascends to the throne and commits suicide to the limit......"

The first tasker was a straight man of steel, and after learning that the mission had failed, he was particularly aggrieved.

He felt that he couldn't stay any longer, otherwise he would be pulled onto the dragon bed, and the mission could fail, but he definitely couldn't bend!

Jiang He sympathized with the first tasker for a few seconds, and suggested: "You should find a, who loves to build infrastructure, and can leave a good story for the ages." ”

"So the second tasker is a!" The system's voice didn't fluctuate at all, "He's still a Sea King!" As a result, in order to compete for him, the prince, general, champion, etc., were beaten into dogs, and then they were invaded by the barbarians, and they were served in a pot. ”

Two failures in a row are simply heartbreaking.

The system said: "You are still the host, you are powerful, so far, it is so miserable to beat your idea." ”

Its voice is full of worship, the first two taskers have found the target and backstage early, and they have become the wind and clouds in the palace, only their hosts, and now they are still dressed in dust, hiding in the harem, and even doing things are deep in merit and fame.

Jiang He praised it, with such an aura, it was too difficult for him to be an ordinary little eunuch!