A month later, the elder brother finally returned.

I saw him pour a large pen spirit stone on the table, and the spirit stone rattled, and the spiritual light flashed, not only blinding people's eyes, but also shining on his triumphant face.

At this time, there seemed to be a sentence written on his face: "Come on, rainbow fart blowing!" ”

Su Xianyu couldn't help laughing, and praised him wildly with the little junior sister, and the senior brother was so happy that each junior sister shared a small pile of spirit stones.

"Senior brother, are you going to be a bait again?" Xu Yinlan felt that her heart was even more moved, and she also wanted to be a bait.

Who knew that the senior brother said: "No, I'm going to be a bodyguard." ”

"Bodyguards?" The two junior sisters couldn't help but look at his five-short figure, which one couldn't think so much that they would hire him as a bodyguard? Don't you really look at him cute?

The senior brother proudly boasted to the junior sisters about his great achievements this time.

"I found out I was narrow-minded! I used to think that there were many spirit stones as bait, but in fact, there were as many spirit stones as bodyguards. The ten-year beauty pageant in Red Flower City needs a lot of bodyguards, many male cultivators in order to see the beauty, all run to be bodyguards, of course the organizer is not at ease, there have been flower thieves near the water in the past, it is to choose most of the female cultivators in the bodyguards, there are so many powerful female cultivators in the cultivation world, although I am a man, but the age and appearance of the cultivation are here, it is easy. ”

The senior brother is really proud, because those female cultivators who came for the beauty pageant like him very much, and the tip is a bit of a waste of face, and his face is almost rounded by them.

The senior brother couldn't help but rub his little face, feeling a little painful.

Su Xianyu was not interested in how many spirit stones the senior brother had earned, she hurriedly asked, "Senior brother, have you come back with the jade slip for propaganda?" Who is the champion and runner-up? Is it good-looking? ”

Senior brother, a rough old man, really doesn't understand that when a beautiful woman meets another beautiful woman, he always wants to compare.

He looked inexplicable: "Then the propaganda of jade is not a practice, what am I going to do?" ”

"As for the championship and runner-up, isn't it beautiful?" The senior brother thought about it for a long time, and found that he seemed to be face blind, "Their makeup is too thick, and the makeup is the same, all of them have big eyes, high nose bridges, and cherry mouths...... I can't tell who's who. ”

Su Xianyu couldn't help but feel a little depressed, and couldn't help but say, "Then the makeup girl they invited is not very good." ”

However, in a small city like Red Flower City, it is not surprising that there are no decent makeup girls.

Since the death of his mother, Xu Yinlan, who was instilled with a business idea by Tibetan fish in order to make a living, couldn't help but say: "Senior brother, you should take back hundreds of copies of the propaganda jade slip." Beauty pageants, there must be many people who want to know how beautiful those women are, and if they sell them, they will definitely earn more than you can be a bodyguard. ”

The senior brother couldn't help but shake up, and even Su Xianyu looked at the little junior sister with a surprised expression.

Su Xianyu said strangely: "Little junior sister has the talent to be in charge, what do you think, senior brother." ”

Senior Brother nodded, "If the head of the sect is from Ling Shui Peak, we will all have brilliance on our faces." ”

Xu Yinlan looked flattered: "Do you really think I'm the material to be the head?" Could it be that I am actually the God of Wealth? ”

The eight-character bearded head of the Heavenly Sword Sect is respected as the "God of Wealth" in the sect, and the poor sword cultivators respect and admire the head of the sect, and they sometimes would rather offend the master than the master.

Su Xianyu suddenly remembered the situation of the little junior sister gambling on the stone, and immediately changed her words: "Actually, the junior sister is more suitable for sword practice!" Forget about it, it will hinder the speed of your sword. ()”

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The elder brother said dissatisfiedly, "I plan to go to the Bone Cave tomorrow for a few days. ”

Xu Yinlan said: "However, Senior Sister entered the refining room as soon as she came back. ”

As for the senior brother, Xu Yinlan had seen his cultivation under the waterfall, with his upper body on his upper body, welcoming the water splashing down from the Tianhe, spitting out a mouthful of blood from time to time, and his face did not change his face and continued to look for abuse.

Vomiting blood - taking drugs - cultivating - vomiting blood again, and so on and so on.

Xu Yinlan's heart trembled, this is too sadistic.

Senior Brother didn't think there was anything, he had also been there back then, with the aura of water spirit, a waterfall heavier than ordinary water, smashed down from a height of tens of thousands of meters, if it was a mortal, there was only one dead word, for cultivators, this was the best way to temper the body.

"Our sect's Flying Waterfall is also a very famous cultivation holy place." The senior brother said, "Sword cultivation and physical cultivation can be used, the head of the sect is particularly business-minded, as long as a certain amount of spirit stones are delivered, you can also come to the Flying Waterfall to practice, which is one of the important incomes of the sect." ”

Xu Yinlan thought for a moment and remembered the history of the sect he had seen.

She clapped her high-fives, "The head of the sect has only been in power for a hundred years, and the poor Heavenly Sword Sect has finally been lifted out of poverty and become rich." ”

The senior brother looked surprised and retorted, "How could you think that? Our Heavenly Sword Sect still owes debts, and the destructive power of sword cultivation is considered to be the second place in the cultivation world, and no one dares to call it the first! The compensation is about to drag down our sect, and now the inner gate can afford to pay ten spirit stones a month, we still think it is less, but before the head of the sect takes the position, the inner disciples of our sect only have five lower grade spirit stones a month. ”

Xu Yinlan was about to cry when she heard this.

Is it so miserable? She seemed to see poverty hovering like a ghost in the Heavenly Sword Gate, and as an inner disciple of the Heavenly Sword Gate, she was so worried that she would be burdened with a debt as heavy as a mountain one day.

Senior Brother sighed: "During the reign of the previous head of Fu, our sect's compensation has further increased, and it is said that he has considered auctioning off the elite disciples for spirit stones. ”

Anyway, it is these elite disciples who owe the most money, and they draw their swords if they don't agree with each other, not to mention the house Lingzhou, and the compensation for the destroyed flowers and plants makes the previous head want to give a sword to his neck, and then go directly to see the ancestors of the Heavenly Sword Sect.

"The biggest contribution of Master Fu to the sect is to push Master Qian up." The senior brother said with a touched face, "It only took a hundred years for the head of the Qian sect to pay back one half of the compensation that the sect owes for two thousand years. Everyone said that as long as the head of Qian was the head of the house for a few hundred years, our Tianjianmen would definitely be able to get rid of poverty and become rich. ”

Speaking of which, the brothers and sisters both had bright eyes, and they both fantasized about the beautiful vision that the monthly routine could increase in the future.

Xu Yinlan felt that she was very honored, and the senior brother and sister actually felt that she was a bit like the head of the house.

Like the head of Qian, for a sword cultivator, it is the highest praise, proving that he will not be poor, and he is simply glorifying his ancestors.

Early the next morning, the elder brother went to the Bone Cave.

Xu Yinlan was eating the second senior brother

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Without the elder brother by his side,

I just feel that the taste is a little less, and it's really rare for a meal partner like this senior brother.

Ten days later, the elder brother left the bone cave with a scar.

I saw his face, from his forehead to his chin, a long opening across the bridge of his nose, almost cutting his nose in half.

Xu Yinlan cried straight at his face.

The second senior brother calmly checked for the senior brother, saying that this injury was not as serious as the last time when the senior brother's flesh and skin were gone, so that the little junior sister should not be afraid, at least this time the senior brother's skin and flesh are intact, and last time half of his body was a bone frame and ran back, which was much more serious than this.

"Isn't it called a doctor?" Xu Yinlan sobbed and asked, "Alchemist or pharmacist?" ”

The alchemist is not the right person, of course the sect has the right medical cultivation, but the sword cultivator, as long as he lies down, he will not die, and he will definitely not spend money to treat his injuries!

Senior Brother said that the medical cultivation of the Heavenly Sword Sect is all black-hearted and dead spirit stones, and you must not go, as long as you have a breath, you can't go to them, they will make you bankrupt.

The second senior brother said: "Senior brother, there is a crack in the bone of your right hand, the bone of your left hand is broken, the bones of your two legs are more serious, comminuted fractures, and there are several broken ribs, one of which has pierced into the lungs. ”

If it weren't for the monk's ability to breathe spiritual energy from the air at all times, mortals would have been injured so early and burped.

The more he checked, the more ugly the second senior brother's face became: "These flesh injuries can be healed in two days, the problem is that the injuries suffered by the divine consciousness have to be healed for several months, and you are too messy, senior brother." ”

If someone asks, which one is stronger in the treatment of injuries and bones, there is no need to ask that it must be sword cultivation.

In order to save money, they automatically learn to sew their arms and legs, stuff their intestines back into their stomachs without changing their faces, sew their bellies, and sprinkle them with medicinal powder.

The senior brother stared at his severed hand bones, grinding his teeth secretly.

If the two hands were fine, he would have healed himself a long time ago, and now he would not be unable to move, he could only listen to the number of the second junior brother and face the tears of the little junior sister.

The second senior brother couldn't help but shake his head, he was a chef, and his skills were superb, and a cow could separate its skin and flesh within ten breaths, ensuring that the skin was intact and there was no trace of meat hanging on the bones.

As a kitchen cultivator, from being good at dismemberment to being good at sewing, you only need to have a fellow sword cultivator, and the injuries and blood on his body will make the ruthless kitchen cultivator become half a medical repair.

"Little junior sister, obviously my injuries are more serious, right? Why do you cry in my face every time like the fourth senior sister? The senior brother turned his head, and his head could move all over his body now.

"Nonsense, the face is more important." Xu Yinlan cried with a sad face, and handed the needle and thread to the second senior brother and handed the medicine powder, "The senior brother is broken." ”

The second senior brother broke open the senior brother's mouth, put the pill in, and said, "Don't worry, don't worry, if you eat the beauty pill, the scar will be gone." ”

There are pain-relieving ingredients in the medicine, and after a while, the senior brother's complexion is really much better, at least he doesn't have a cold sweat because of the pain.

At this time, the second senior brother advised: "Little junior sister, you turn around, the scene will be a bit scary later." ”

Xu Yinlan's face turned pale, and she said with a strong face: "Second Senior Brother, I'm not afraid, I'm also a sword cultivator, and sooner or later I will have to step into this world." ”

Besides, she had vomited in the bathtub before

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Since the senior brother acquiesced, he would not stop her.

I saw the second senior brother take out a curved lancet, which he usually uses to deal with the internal organs of livestock, the sharp blade cut the senior brother's chest, and the beating internal organs came into view, which was terrifying.

Xu Yinlan: "...... The elder brother's internal organs were covered with blood. ”

"The bones are piercing the lungs." The second senior brother's hand was very stable, and he also took a jade bottle out and poured a lot of water into it to clean the senior brother's internal organs.

Xu Yinlan felt the aura in the water, this must be the spiritual spring water that the second senior brother uses to make tea on weekdays.

The elder brother lay like a dead man, his eyes glancing down at his own guts after being disemboweled, and muttering in his mouth

"Second junior brother, I always feel that I am like the pig you killed before, and you were like this at that time, directly rinsing the internal organs with water. ”

"No, no, no, it's still different." The second senior brother said calmly, "I use ordinary water to rinse the pig, this is a spiritual spring!" I'm afraid you'll be infected, I'm easy. ”

Xu Yinlan's face was very pale, but she still insisted on watching the second senior brother sew up the senior brother's leaky lungs.

As soon as the sewing was completed and the elixir was applied, the lungs seemed to begin to heal slowly?

Xu Yinlan wanted to rub her eyes, she was really right, the wound on the lung was slowly recovering at a speed visible to the naked eye, and it was estimated that it would be all healed the day after tomorrow.

The monk's body is really strong.

"Not really." The second senior brother explained, "That's because the senior brother is a Jindan cultivator, or a sword cultivator who has been tempered for thousands of years, and the healing speed is so fast, if it is a beginner level of qi cultivation, it is a little better than a mortal." ”

The speed in the hands of the second senior brother is faster, and they have already begun to sew up their stomachs.

After the belly was sewn up, the elixir was sprinkled, and the wound was slowly squirming and healing, and even the bandaging was saved.

"Treat your legs first, then your hands." The second senior brother said to himself, and continued to explain to the little junior sister, "After the foundation is built, the injuries on the monk's body can be easily healed, but the injuries on the divine sense, even if you are a god-transforming monk, you have to be careful, it is really too difficult to treat. ”

At this time, I saw that the two hands of the second senior brother were as fast as the wings of a bee, and only the afterimage could be seen.

Half an hour later, the treatment of the injury on the elder brother's leg was over, and the injuries on the remaining two hands were just a piece of cake for the second senior brother.

"Okay, Senior Brother's treatment operation is complete, little junior sister, don't keep your face tight."

The second senior brother said, a dust purification trick, all the blood stains on his hands disappeared, he seemed to be still unclean, and washed his hands with water. He said, "Later, I will infuse some spiritual energy into Senior Brother to promote bone growth." ”

After all, he picked out a lot of broken bones on the elder brother's legs, and the healing time would be greatly extended by relying on the growth of his own bones alone.

Xu Yinlan's face finally returned to its original ruddyness, she was still reluctant to leave, and she stayed aside, she also had aura, and she could help the senior brother with bones.

"Second Senior Brother, who took the name of Bone Cave, it's too vivid."

Seeing Senior Brother like this, Xu Yinlan couldn't help but shudder, after she advanced to the Golden Pill in the future, she would also have to enter the Bone Cave to cultivate, would she also be disfigured by then?

The carved bone cave is also a feature of the Heavenly Sword Gate, and it is said that this is a cold one that scrapes all the time

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A cave that leads to nowhere.

So far,

No one has yet been able to reach the other side of the Bone Cave, and the Qi training and foundation building period are used to deliver food, and only those above Jindan can enter. In the cave, it is not a matter of the clothes being shaved off, the skin and flesh are all shaved for you, and finally the bones are engraved with wind marks for you, so it is called the "Bone Cave".

After listening to the popular science of the two senior brothers, Xu Yinlan asked, "Senior brother, have you broken the record last time?" ”

The senior brother was lying on the bed, and wherever the second senior brother's aura went, the bones were clicking and growing, and it was itching so much that he was very uncomfortable now.

He grabbed his face, "It's broken, this time it's one hundred and sixty zhang, ten zhang more than last time." ”

The second senior brother asked coldly, "What about Senior Brother Shen Chen's record?" ”

"He's a hundred and ten feet." There was some smugness in the senior brother's voice, if he wanted to catch up with him, he still had to work hard.

Xu Yinlan was a little yearning again.

In the bone cave, everyone will leave evidence of their progress on the wall, and it has become a comparison invisibly, and it is said that the deepest record now is still the thousand two hundred and fifty-eight zhang left by their master, which is the first in the world, and no one can break this record.

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The elder brother began to recuperate from his injuries again.

"Little junior sister, the sugar gourd you bought for me is not sweet enough." The senior brother was wearing a dragon robe, lying on the recliner as if he was paralyzed, watching the little junior sister practice the sword, his mouth did not stop, and he kept eating.

On the low table next to the recliner were all snacks that the little sister bought for him.

The senior brother naturally would not waste the little junior sister's heart, he gnawed on the sugar gourd, and his speech was a little vague: "The sugar gourd made by the second junior brother is the best......

Xu Yinlan admired it very much, yesterday the senior brother was still half-dead and paralyzed there, unable to move, but today he can get up by himself and walk around, no one else.

She was dual-minded, and replied while swinging her sword: "Senior brother, I deliberately asked the boss to put less sugar, senior sister said that you still had a toothache before." ”

At that time, she was stupid.

As a monk, or a high-level monk in the Jindan period, even the pores on his body have been washed and cut off, and he actually has a toothache?!

The elder brother reflexively touched the right side of his face and defended himself: "I actually brush my teeth. ”

The monk often used the dust purification technique instead of brushing his teeth and washing his face and washing, and the senior brother not only used the dust purification method, but also made him take the trouble to brush his teeth and wash his face with green salt, but he did not expect that his teeth still did not give face.

The second senior brother came out with a spatula, "Senior brother, little junior sister, it's time to eat." ”

Recently, he deliberately asked for leave with Xianwei Pavilion to make nutritional rehabilitation meals at home, and he couldn't help touching his nose when he heard the words, and he felt a little weak.

The elder brother not only looks like a child, but his interests and hobbies are no different from those of children, and they all like sweets.

As a chef, of course, he has to satisfy the hobby of the elder brother.

Who would have thought that he once filled a storage bag full of sweets, and the original intention was to let the senior brother eat slowly, and it would not be a problem to eat for five years. Who knew that the elder brother who loves sweets would eat it as a meal, or eat and drink a lot, and eat it all in a month, and then cover his cheeks and run to find a doctor with a cry.

The elder brother said that it is not a matter of opening the skin and flesh, it is not a problem if the bones are all broken, a toothache is not a disease, it hurts to kill, and the most important thing is that the toothache is not able to eat, which is a foodie

It is an unbearable weight in life.

Because this case was so rare, all the medical cultivators of the Heavenly Sword Sect came to watch.

As long as he has a breath, he resolutely refuses to come to the door to find their sword cultivation, and he actually came to the door because of a toothache!

After the news spread, the whole division felt very ashamed.

This is a Jindan monk, how tall and tall, but it turns out that he is almost like a child of a few years old, eating candy and eating bad teeth!

Xu Yinlan put away her sword, she suddenly thought of a question, and asked with a serious face: "Senior brother, have you finished changing your teeth?" ()”

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The corners of the second senior brother's mouth twitched, the senior brother's teeth are really hard work, they have been fifty years, they are all old teeth, no wonder they have a toothache, and the use time has long exceeded the years.

The second senior brother said very humbly: "Or, next time I won't make sweets?" ”

For the sake of the elder brother who doesn't grow up, he still has to take it easy.

"No way!"

Xu Yinlan and Senior Brother said in unison.

The two first glanced at each other, Xu Yinlan stared at the second senior brother, "Second senior brother, it's good to have sweets for my share, you don't need to be a senior brother." ”

The senior brother glared at the little junior sister and pouted aggrievedly, "I have learned a lesson, I will have someone refine a tooth purifying pill and a strong tooth pill for me, before eating dessert, I will have a strong tooth pill, my teeth will become very strong, even if I eat sugar as a meal, it will be fine, and after eating a snack, I will have a tooth purifying pill, and my teeth will be clean." I'm fine now eating dim sum every day. ”

At that time, the junior sisters who gave him the alchemy pill laughed, and gave him a set of face rubbing and head touching package, and after sending the festival out, he got a discounted pill.

Senior Brother took out two bottles of pills, and Amway gave them to Xu Yinlan: "Little junior sister, with these two pills, it's no problem to eat whatever you want!" Even the bones of the snow wolf, which is known as the hardest bone in the immortal cultivation world, can be chewed. ”

Xu Yinlan sighed helplessly, "Senior brother, eating too many sweets is not good for your health, and you will get high." ”

Zangyu is a blind worryer, knowing that she has a second senior brother to feed, he actually struggled to wake up from his sleep and told her about the dangers of eating too many sweets.

"What is high?" The elder brother was at a loss.

Xu Yinlan explained Gao's meaning, but the senior brother still didn't understand, but the second senior brother who was a chef did have some understanding, after all, he loved food like him, and he was a rare and rare fat man in the cultivation world.

The senior brother opened the food box, took out the chopsticks, and beckoned the younger brother and sister to eat together.

"It's not that it's too high to solve." He nibbled on sweet and sour pork ribs, "The best way to temper the body is to be struck by lightning, as long as you are slashed more, the flesh and blood of the whole body will be cleaved by the thunder, and only a bone frame will remain, ensuring that the flesh and blood that grows again are healthier." It's just that it takes more time to regrow the flesh and well, and it's more painful. By the way, hasn't medical practice recently invented a method of treatment? It seems to be a medicinal bath...... In addition to the head, the flesh and blood on the body have melted, and this treatment method is aimed at the demonic energy in the meridians? ”

After turning all the flesh and blood into flesh, he didn't believe that the demon qi couldn't be dissolved, and the doctor who came up with this method was a ruthless person.

There are many secret methods in the cultivation realm, as long as they are handled properly, not to mention that only the skeleton is left, even if the skeleton is gone, you can still escape from the Yuan Baby.

Xu Yinlan couldn't help but shudder when she thought of the medicinal bath that Zangyu asked her to take.

At that time, her skin and flesh were really fused together, so that it was enough to live and die, and what kind of pain did it make when the flesh and blood all over her body were gone?

The second senior brother's chubby face showed a look of disapproval, "Who would be willing to turn their flesh and blood into flesh for the sake of appetite?" There is also the treatment of flesh and blood, which is not for going mad, but for the meridian dantian. ”

It is said that the process was too painful for many monks to stand it, and many of them cut themselves.

Senior brother couldn't help but pout, obviously looking down on those monks who were afraid of pain, don't look at him as a sword cultivator, in order to temper his body, he was not less struck by lightning, and it was common to see white bones when the flesh and blood were split.

He also called it the "bone forging method".

The second senior brother also shuddered.

He also knew that the monk's bones were indeed harder and stronger after being tempered by the thunderbolt, but he couldn't be as perverted as the senior brother, who actually turned his flesh and blood into a skeleton and was struck by lightning, right?

I'm not afraid that the skeleton will be chopped up.

"Wait, that doesn't seem right." Xu Yinlan asked, "The bone forging method or something is aimed at the body, and very few are aimed at the head, has the senior brother ever turned his head off?" ”

Hearing this, the sweet and sour pork ribs in the senior brother's hand fell.

The second senior brother also looked terrified, the little junior sister is really a ruthless person!!

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