The senior brother and the second senior brother looked at the murderous and unaware little junior sister, and sighed in their hearts.

The second senior brother said, "Little junior sister, generally speaking, as monks, we must protect our heads. ”

The senior brother also said reluctantly: "There is a brain in the brain, it is a place to store memories, it is very precise, if the brain is dissolved, the brain that grows back will be less than half a catty......."

Xu Yinlan couldn't help but lean over, "Will you become stupid?" ”

The second senior brother said implicitly: "No, it will become a puppet who can't think." ”

"But if you take the house, you want to be more than Yuanying, does Yuanying also have a brain stem?"

Xu Yinlan is a thinking child under the education of Tibetan fish, and her questions made the two senior brothers stupid again, they really haven't thought about these questions.

"This, Yuan Ying involves the soul, right?"

The elder brother said that he is not one of those monks who thinks about "where people come from and where they should go", and he will not be bored thinking about this.

The second senior brother felt that if he was faced with ingredients, he would still think about the method, and he would not think about this kind of problem that the monks of Tianlian Temple couldn't figure out.

Finally, the second senior brother stuffed a piece of sweet and sour pork ribs into the little junior sister's mouth, "Little junior sister, you are still young, don't think about these bald problems." He sighed and said, "I think it's easy to get mad if you think too much about these questions." ”

The senior brother also gave the little sister one last warning: "Don't experiment with your brains, protect our brains." ”

After all, knowing the sea is in the brain, and the importance of knowing the sea is no less than that of the dantian, which one is ruined, then it will not be able to cultivate immortals.

Xu Yinlan lowered her head and took a sip of snow pig lung pear soup, the first time she drank this kind of soup cooked with meat and fruit, she felt a little strange, but the taste was unquestionably delicious.

"Senior brother, the body after the bone forging method is definitely stronger, right? I heard that physical cultivation also uses heavenly thunder to quench the body. Xu Yinlan took another bite of spiritual rice, "I will definitely advance to Jindan in the future, it is only a matter of time before I am struck by the thunder, I just want to know if the bones of the body are black after the thunder slash?" ”

The senior brother first looked the little junior sister up and down, the cute bun face, the two pink beaded flowers on the head of the bun, the pink and cute are very cute, if it becomes a bone shelf......

The senior brother suddenly double-marked.

If it was other sword cultivators, he naturally felt that they didn't dare to face the thunder, they were cowardly and useless, and they didn't have the heart of a strong man, but the safer their own junior sister was, the better.

"No, no, no." Senior Brother hurriedly shook his head, "Little Senior Sister, don't worry, Senior Brother will become stronger and will protect you, don't toss around, it really hurts." ”

Although his appearance is Xiaodouding, and his behavior is immature, his identity as a senior brother makes him full of protection for his two junior sisters.

Senior Brother rolled his eyes and pointed to the second junior brother next to him, "Second junior brother can try it, this is the fastest, easiest and most effective way to lose weight." ”

Ensure that the chubby second junior brother is thin like a lightning bolt.

The second senior brother suddenly hugged his chubby self in horror.

Why did his flesh get in the way of the eyes of the senior brother? Obviously, every piece of meat was eaten by his hard work, he didn't want to lose weight!

The senior brother hates that iron does not become steel, he has seen the appearance of the second junior brother when he was not fat, he is extremely handsome, and now the double chin is really bad.

It was difficult for sword cultivators to find the Dao

companion

But that's the sword cultivator who uses the sword as his wife,

I don't want to look for it, it doesn't mean that sword cultivation is not popular.

The second junior brother looks like this, who can take a fancy to him? Not wanting to find it, and not being able to find it, are two different things.

The second senior brother wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, saying that he was a kitchen cultivator, not a sword cultivator, and he would not find his wife.

In fact, many foodie nuns said that his cooking skills are particularly handsome, and they are all willing to marry his hands!

"Willing to marry your hand, not willing to marry your face." The senior brother looked disapproving, "I lowered the appearance of our master, even if I don't want to lose weight by quenching my body, it's okay to take weight loss pills, why do you have to be fat to become such a virtue?" ”

The second senior brother defended himself while cleaning up the dishes and chopsticks: "Senior brother, you don't care about my figure, I am the standard body of kitchen cultivation!" The first ancestor who rose to the top of the kitchen repair is a big fat man, how blessed he looks at. ”

Therefore, in order to pay tribute to the ancestral master, almost every kitchen cultivator deliberately gained weight.

In their kitchen cultivators' minds, this is the image of a standard beautiful man.

"Isn't it because it's too edible?"

Su Xianyu jumped down from the flying sword, and after saying this, her divine sense returned to Ling Shui Peak one step ahead of her, and she also heard the words of the two senior brothers.

She looked at the second senior brother, "If you eat less, second senior brother, you will lose weight soon!" The second senior brother who has lost weight is very handsome, and the female cultivator who likes the second senior brother will definitely be able to circle the Heavenly Sword Gate. ”

The second senior brother shook his head violently: "Don't, women affect my speed of turning the pot." ”

The fourth senior sister walked over, first touched the head of Senior Brother Xiaodouding, obviously comforting and consoling, but heard that Senior Brother was angry.

"Senior brother, as long as you hold back, don't cultivate so seriously, you will grow up in about five hundred years, don't advance to the Yuan Infant all at once, otherwise you will have to learn from demon beasts, and you are underage at the age of a thousand...... It's really miserable, you who can only fall in love when the time comes, you are already old, and you can be regarded as an alternative old cow eating tender grass. ”

Senior Brother Xiaodouding was so angry that he wanted to draw his sword and kill this senior sister who did not respect his senior brother.

The dream goddess of the whole cultivation realm, I really should let everyone see how poisonous her mouth is.

Xu Yinlan wiped her mouth with her sleeve, threw herself into her arms, and pasted with her: "Senior sister, we haven't seen each other for half a month, I miss you so much." ”

The little girl's mouth was as sweet as honey, Su Xianyu was coaxed into a smile, habitually turned her upside down, and found that her weight had not dropped but was heavier, and she gave the second senior brother a satisfied look.

Su Xianyu continued to stab Senior Brother, "Senior Brother, you are known as a demon in a dragon robe in the Heavenly Sword Sect. Compared with you, the second senior brother is already considered to be a woman. ”

She likes to see the senior brother jumping like thunder in anger, but she can't beat her sister.

If he dared to beat his sister, the patriarchal master would beat him, but he didn't care that he looked like a child under the age of ten.

It's no wonder that the master would be like this, after all, their junior sisters in Ling Shuifeng are all well-behaved and clever, and they please his old man.

The senior brother suddenly glared angrily, what's going on with the fourth junior sister today, how did she come to her heart?

The second senior brother seemed to see something, and sent a voice to the senior brother: "The fourth senior sister left the refining room in a hurry, she must have heard the news of your injury." ”

After all, sword cultivation does not vomit dozens of catties of blood, constantly dozens of bones, and will never stop practicing

The wolf is extinguished.

Big brother, this little one,

A person who vomited blood while crawling out of the bone hole,

It's really scary, I'm afraid that the entire Heavenly Sword Gate has spread all over now.

The elder brother consciously took the blame.

In fact, he couldn't do it when he recorded 350 zhang last time, and he thought about breaking the record, so he walked ten zhang more.

Xu Yinlan, who was still a child, couldn't help scratching her head, and said with a serious face: "However, I think Senior Brother is more popular with women, and the female cultivators of our sect all like Senior Brother." ”

She seriously snapped her fingers and gave an example: "From last night to today, many people came to see Senior Brother, the spiritual water fairy who meditated brought snacks to Senior Brother, Fairy Caiyun brought him candy, and Fairy Muwan brought candied sugar gourds......"

Of course they brought it to her, and each of the fairies rubbed their heads, and their aunt laughed at them and said they were cute.

Xu Yinlan never thought she was cute, but she thought it was cute to have a big brother with candy in his mouth and warn the fairies that men and women should not kiss each other.

Su Xianyu continued to laugh weirdly, "Little junior sister, you are still a child, you don't understand that the popularity of men and the popularity of children are not the same thing. The senior sisters and sisters of the Heavenly Sword Sect, this is to treat the senior brother as a son. ”

Xu Yinlan suddenly said, this is the mother powder that Tibetan fish said.

The senior brother was so angry that he drew his sword, "Fourth senior sister, come to fight!" ”

The fourth junior sister said that she didn't want to bully the injured weak now, so she refused the senior brother's challenge and threw a master to him.

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When Xu Yinlan saw Shizun for the first time, he felt that he was the immortal Venerable described in the book, indifferent as ice, with a noble temperament, like a god who is indifferent to the door of the world, and all living beings and things are like ants in his eyes.

Until Shizun rented a crane for her.

At that time, she had just entered the sect and had never sat on a flying sword, and Shizun was afraid that she would not be comfortable, so when she sat on the crane, Shizun also put a windshield on her.

The conclusion is easy to come to the conclusion that their master is a person who is cold on the outside and hot on the inside.

The good impression of the master reached its peak when the senior brothers and sisters took care of her.

In Xu Yinlan's view, to cultivate this group of apprentices who do not fight or grab, are united and friendly, and are gentle and considerate, Shizun must also be gentle people.

After the master came out, Xu Yinlan finally found out how fake the first impression was.

Under the noble and glamorous face of the teacher, it is actually the heart of a male mother.

Leng Qiuhan was very pleased to see that several of his apprentices were very friendly.

Although most of the sword cultivators up and down the Heavenly Sword Gate are brains and don't know any conspiracy and tricks, except for sword practice, the relationship is basically good. But his apprentices are especially united, although the eldest apprentice looks like he is not yet ten years old because of the premature golden pill, but he is quite protective and protects the younger brothers and sisters below.

The appearance of the second apprentice who eats himself into a big fat man is not pleasing to look at, but his heart is resolute, and his good cooking skills are quite popular with the whole peak.

On top of that, the wine he makes is super good.

The second senior brother presented the recently brewed wine, "Master, this is a thousand-year-old wine made by me using the Time Gate Formation, but there is a little less precipitation, and the master will drink it." ”

He was very respectful on his face, and he complained in his heart.

Master, you can do well, don't move the wine buried in the ground by Ling Shuifeng, don't move, you don't want to

I still want to taste the sake of a hundred years from now.

One

A mature and steady master, he can't and shouldn't just bury the wine with the front foot apprentice, and dig it out with the back foot to drink.

The master elegantly took out a transparent wine glass and slowly tasted the filial piety of the apprentice - the wine.

"The wine of the Time Gate Formation is too light and floating, and it has no substance." Shizun said this, with a compromised expression on his face.

The second senior brother touched his head and smirked, it was because he was not yet forty years old, he was so young, and the wine he brewed was equally young without the Time Gate Formation, and he had no foundation.

"Master, when I am a few hundred years old, the wine I make must be a few hundred years old."

The second senior brother said, his mind did not rest, thinking about how to buy some or change some aging with other older chefs.

For Chef Xiu, rare and delicious ingredients have always been irresistible, and his storage bag contains the honey of Qi Qi Bee found by the third junior brother in the secret realm, as well as thousand-year-old lotus seeds and 10,000-year-old lotus roots, which nourish the mind and body.

The third senior brother is also here today, and his peach blossom eyes, which pretend to be indifferent, are full of admiration and excitement for the master.

When the master checked the cultivation status for them, he did not resist in the slightest.

In the past six months, most of the time he has been practicing hard at the Flying Waterfall, drinking more water than food, and sometimes drinking blood, he was too lazy to vomit later, and swallowed it directly.

At that time, after the second senior brother, the kitchen cultivator, knew about this, his face turned blue, and he muttered: "This reminds me of the situation of forcibly swallowing vomit into my stomach......

Then, the faces of the two junior sisters also turned blue.

Shizun was very embarrassed by this, and the eldest apprentice also rolled in, but he rolled up reasonably, modestly, and he didn't like the masochistic cultivation method of the third apprentice.

The aura circled around the body of the three apprentices, and the master praised it very reluctantly: "The foundation is very solid, not bad, but the moisture in your body is too heavy, you have to go to get wet." ”

Hit by the waterfall every day, it's no wonder that the humidity is not heavy.

The third senior brother only picked up what he liked to listen, and happily said that the master praised him for his solid foundation, and thought that he was a small step closer to the master.

Shizun finally looked at the two female apprentices.

The girl's parents are good-looking, transparent, and have a good personality, and they are all good children with a sparse atmosphere.

Su Xianyu took out the finished product she had recently made, and the exercises and Dao she practiced were all related to refining weapons, and the process of forging tools was the process of cultivation. As long as the master looks at the magic weapons she has tempered, he can roughly know what her level is.

Finally, Shizun also examined Senior Brother Zhihai's injuries.

After checking the cultivation of several apprentices, he bowed his head with satisfaction, it was the little apprentice who made him a little worried, how long had he been in retreat, the little apprentice was already at the eighth level of Qi cultivation, which was faster than the cultivation speed of the big apprentice at the beginning.

Shizun said earnestly: "Yin Lan, don't advance too fast, be careful that you don't grow up. ”

If the foundation is built too quickly, I am afraid that this growth time gate will cost several times that of a normal monk, and the big apprentice is a very bad example, if Yuan Ying fails to successfully shape his body, he will have to spend thousands of years to grow up.

Xu Yinlan was also a little worried, she didn't want to build a foundation too early, but she couldn't hold it down when she cultivated it, just like people who ate croton and didn't let her pull it.

Shizun secretly wrinkled his eyebrows, feeling the need to add a rhetoric class to the little apprentice, his speech was too unelegant.

Even if he is

They are sword cultivators, and they can't appear uneducated.

With this question, he found that the little apprentice had never gone to a cultural class, and he was all literate with the big apprentice, and after reading words, he threw these lessons that she thought were unnecessary out of the clouds.

The master said, "There can't be illiterate among my apprentices!" ”

"Master, may I ask what is the standard for illiterate people?"

Shizun stretched out his voice: "Qin, chess, calligraphy and painting ......"

Xu Yinlan's face began to turn faintly blue.

Shizun secretly laughed when he saw it, so this is the fun of raising a baby, but unfortunately in addition to the big apprentice's forgetfulness, he missed the growth process of several apprentices for various reasons.

"You don't need to be proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, but you must at least know the skin."

Xu Yinlan: "......"

So next, Xu Yin went to various cultural classes that she didn't think was necessary.

Immortal cultivators live a long life, many people have the same or diverse hobbies, and the seniors who are proficient in qin, chess, calligraphy and painting are also happy to cultivate some cultural cells for the next generation, lest people outside think that they are all big and rough when they hear that they are sword cultivators!

This was said by their master.

It is said that he not only required the quality education of his disciples, such as piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, which were basic, but also specially opened aristocratic etiquette courses, aristocratic rhetoric courses, and aristocratic appreciation courses......

These courses are simply torturing sword cultivators who can only swing swords to death.

There are many disciples of the Heavenly Sword Sect, and among the 100,000 people, after special training, they can still toss out a group of elegant "noble sons" and "daughters" with the temperament of "nobles".

These noble sons incarnate as "bodyguard heavenly group", they are the dream lovers of thousands of weak aristocratic girls, they are polite, flawless, like princes, gentle and considerate to their employers, and also have advanced swordsmanship, completely subverting the previous rude, rude and inflexible bodyguard image.

Even if the price is ten times more expensive than the bodyguards of the same level, they are willing.

The success of Tianjianmen's bodyguard Tiantuan has made aristocratic courses popular in Tianjianmen, and by the way, qin, chess, calligraphy and painting classes that can improve their quality are also popular.

The seniors all told the juniors that if you want to earn more spirit stones in the future, you have to roll up from a young age, and when you become the king of the noble courses and the quality courses, you can eat with your face.

The monk who gave the disciples a poetry appreciation class was Xu Feiming, who was known as the Confucian sword of the Heavenly Sword Sect.

It is said that he was born in the mortal world, once a jinshi, after the age of eighteen, he was found to have a spiritual root on his body, he was a bookish man, and the sword he cultivated was a Confucian sword, and his natal sword was a gentleman's sword.

Senior Brother Xu was born gentle and elegant, his voice was clear and pleasant, and the beauty of poetry was vividly displayed in his language.

"If there is a gentleman's sword, then there must be a lady's sword, right?" Xu Yinlan, who was sitting on pins and needles, muttered.

Her classes were all chosen for her by Shizun, and after reading it, she almost wanted to die, thinking that Shizun probably wanted to train her to be a daughter who did not leave the door of the mortal world and did not step out, right?

This makes the wild children who have been collecting firewood for a living since they were children, climbing trees and picking fruits with their friends, smoking rabbits and roasting rabbit meat all over the mountain.

Xu Yinlan once asked miserably, can it be replaced by 10,000 swings of the sword every day?

Shizun rejected her with an indifferent face.

At that time, the elder brother was still there

slapped the table next to him and laughed: "Swinging the sword 10,000 times a day is not a punishment but a reward for you, right?" ()”

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"Wow, what else?"

Xu Yinlan suddenly came to her senses, if Senior Brother Xu above was not talking about poetry and songs, but about the past and present lives of the two swords, she would still be very energetic.

"What do you think Senior Brother Xu's future lover will be like?" The girl leaned over and whispered to Xu Yinlan, "The sword masters of the gentleman's sword are all humble gentlemen who are full of poetry and books, and the scholars are all talented women, and Senior Brother Xu's future wife must also be a talented woman. ”

Immortal cultivators are all deaf and clear-sighted, not to mention that this divine sense is extremely broad.

When Xu Feiming's gentle gaze swept over, the two girls hurriedly sat upright.

Although Master Xu is gentle and elegant, and never scolds people, Master's habits are really scary, because he will stay in the classroom, and then drag the text and chew the words, give you a make-up lesson, and make up for life is worse than death.

The girl who whispered to Xu Yinlan was called Lin Qiaoren, she was two years older than Xu Yinlan, and her cultivation had just reached the ninth level of Qi training, and she was the most famous genius among the group of young monks who had advanced three years ago.

She is still a vigorous knife cultivator who can carry a big knife in her hand.

"I've heard of you!" The eyes of the vigorous Lin Xiaoren lit up amazingly, "You are a legend among the newcomers of this year, others are worried that they can't break through, but you are worried that your cultivation is too fast and you can't suppress your cultivation." ”

Her face was full of curiosity, and she wanted to ask Xu Yinlan how her cultivation was now, but she still suppressed this impulse.

The monk's cultivation, like his age, is a secret.

Asking this kind of question at the first meeting seemed to be too impertinent.

Lin Xiaoren smiled: "Xu Yinlan, your name is so good, especially literary." ”

Xu Yinlan also likes this newly met little girl, she looks healthy and lively, much like the group of friends in the village who go up the mountain to climb trees and fish in the water with her, they are very informal.

"Your name is interesting, too." Xu Yinlan asked curiously, "Isn't it weaker than others?" ”

"How can there be such a beautiful meaning." Lin Weak complained about his name, "Isn't there a saying in the mortal world, children have to take cheap names to make a living, my father and mother think that the name of the weak is super cheap, and I will definitely live with Tianqi." ”

Is Lin Weak a cheap name?

Xu Yinlan didn't understand, she was shocked, isn't the cheap name of the mortal gate a pig and a dog, a cow and a dog?

The little girl who was weak in Lin was shocked: "Ah, is the dog a cheap name?" But Yu Zhenren, who soared five hundred years ago, was called a dog...... In the cultivation world, many parents name their children dogs. ”

Expect the child to soar like a real dog.

Xu Yinlan: ???? Is she too lonely?

Lin Wanren continued: "Besides, the dog demon is not weak in the cultivation realm, and the demon king who took office looks like a wolf, but they say that they are dogs and are very good at demolishing houses, what are they called huskies." The Husky Demon King also publicly expressed his appreciation for the real dog, and felt that his name was particularly tasteful. ”

"As for the pig demon, it is also quite strong, and one of the top ten generals in the demon world is the pig demon."

Xu Yinlan couldn't help but open her mouth wide, her face full of ugliness.

So pigs and dogs are not as good, in the cultivation world, there is no derogatory meaning, is the cheap name of the cultivation world weak, soft, and cowardly?

It turns out that there are so many differences between the door between the mortal realm and the cultivation realm?!

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