04 Taunt from "Daoming Temple".

At that time, most of my classmates found partners, which reminded me of the sentence in the Tang poem "Yutai Style": "Nepotism last night, and now the python flies." Lead Hua can't be abandoned, Mo is the anvil to return", even the ancient women were so commotionous, which stimulated my enthusiasm to get off the single as soon as possible.

At that time, F4 was popular, especially the male protagonist "Daoming Temple" in "Meteor Garden", because he was cool and domineering, handsome and chic, and became the dream lover of thousands of girls.

IN MY CLASS, THERE IS A MALE CLASSMATE NAMED ZHAO WEI, WHO IS 188CM TALL AND HAS A FACE SIMILAR TO YAN CHENGXU. He once participated in Southeast Satellite TV's "Happy Star Face" competition, and although he was eliminated due to lack of preparation, this did not prevent him from becoming a big star in school.

Zhao Wei also always tries to dress himself up as a "Daoming Temple": all kinds of tights, especially those flower shirts, he deliberately unbuttons three or four buttons, revealing the looming chest muscles, so that the sensuality reveals a bit of male wildness. There are also various silver ornaments hanging around the neck, and even the tall "pineapple head" hairstyle also maintains a high degree of unity with the "temple". In order to get this hairstyle, it is said that you need to use half a bottle of hairspray each time.

For the self-produced "Daoming Temple" on campus, those girls met on the road, and naturally cheered, eager to let him sign on their chests.

Zhao Wei has many girlfriends and is overwhelmed, and the male classmates are envious when they see her reading countless women. In this regard, his confidence gradually inflated like a balloon that was being inflated. Seeing that one day, chatting with the boys in the classroom (including me), he was a little proud like a peacock on the screen, raised his voice and said, "I don't understand why those girls like Daoming Temple?" I'm taller and more handsome than him in reality! ”

After speaking, Zhao Wei stood up arrogantly and glanced at everyone's eyes, as if waiting for everyone's approval. His eyes revealed confidence and arrogance, like a vulture flying in the desert.

However, just when he was proud, a classmate interjected mischievously: "Ah Wei, it's true that you are taller than Daoming Temple, but as for being handsome, others say that you look like Daoming Temple!" ”

Hearing this, Zhao Wei's self-esteem was challenged. He held his head high and said unconvinced: "What a vision! My girlfriends say I'm more handsome! Immediately afterwards, he added: "In fact, I have so many girlfriends, I can't handle it!" ”

After speaking, Zhao Wei was complacent, and his classmates coaxed one after another.

"Viagra, you have so many girlfriends, it's really a blessing!"

"Has your body been hollowed out? Haha......"

"Then give me one of my girlfriends!"

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In order to have a target, Zhao Wei took over a stubble that was conducive to his own play, and continued: "I originally planned to divide a few girlfriends for everyone, but it seems that everyone has a girlfriend, so forget it!" However, you can consider giving one to Ah Song, after all, it is really difficult for him to get off the list! ”

Everyone said that he was biased, and some argued that his current girlfriend had not yet had a "deep" relationship, and he could have a "different" relationship.

Zhao Wei knew the magic of "Qiankun Great Shift", quickly changed the topic, and continued to ridicule: "Haha, but even if Ah Song is willing, the girl may not agree, haha, haha......"

After saying that, he laughed so much that his chest was pressed against his back, and the other classmates also laughed wildly.

In this situation, I am naturally introverted and bow my head shyly, although I am speechless, but I think that I already have a lovely Amei, which is not uncommon! Amei is my only constant "cedar vegetable"!

Zhao Wei has many girlfriends, and for personal privacy reasons, it stands to reason that it is more appropriate to rent a separate house outside, but he still lives in the school dormitory. At this time, the dormitory was no longer a dormitory, but an exhibition room for his man's charm.

Once, I went to their dormitory after school on Friday to play with my fellow countryman Ah Yi, and it happened that Zhao Wei returned to the dormitory with a girlfriend.

That girl, who is said to be the senior sister of the dance department, is tall and tall, about 1.70 meters tall. Her red lips are like fire, her face is a standard goose egg shape, charming willow eyebrows and a tall and small nose bridge, which is already the preference of the Creator, and her figure is even more curvaceous, slender and tight waist, wide and upturned crotch, so that the whole figure presents a perfect hourglass shape, which overshadows many models. Especially a pair of black stockings on his legs, it simply makes the hormones of all men in the world explode in an instant.

Seeing this, I lowered my head shyly, while Ah Yi and the other roommates were accustomed to it, and teased Zhao Wei from time to time. What's even more strange is that Zhao Wei is actually used to it, which seems to me to be very abnormal.

As the sky gets late, the glow and moonlight and the neon lights of the school complement each other, creating a beautiful night scene. However, the girl had no intention of leaving. In this regard, Zhao Wei knew it well, and came to repeat the old trick - to leave him overnight.

In order to properly arrange his sexual life, Zhao Wei gave everyone a look, and the roommates also acted very tacitly. Before exiting the dormitory, Ah Yi reflexively asked Zhao Wei for money. For a while, it seemed that the problem of money made everything easier.

Zhao Wei also readily agreed, and paid the Internet fees of his roommates that night, and I saw that I had a share, so I went to the Internet café outside.

When I came to the Internet café, I felt like I had entered a strange world. It took a long time to successfully open QQ, and I almost forgot my account. This QQ account was registered two years ago, because there is no chat partner, plus I am unfamiliar with the computer keyboard, so it has been idle and not used. Now, it's rare to have an all-nighter, and finally let the sleeping penguin see the light of day again, it is like the "magpie bridge" where the cowherd and the weaver girl meet, shouldering the heavy responsibility of cultivating my relationship with Amei in the distance.

After Ah Yi's guidance, I learned the operation steps. I first asked Amei's QQ number with a text message, and after adding her as a friend, the two chatted slowly.

At that time, although the typing speed of my mobile phone gradually became normal, the typing speed of the computer keyboard was once again in a state of slowness with the weight on the back of the turtle.

What's even more embarrassing is that for the few topics that Amei asked me, there was only one topic that I was able to develop here. In order to avoid making Ah Mei think that I was a boring person, or misunderstand that I was ignoring her and chatting with multiple people at the same time, I found a shortcut by sending "emojis" frequently, which was used to cushion up and down calls in the middle of typing.

In the end, Amei couldn't bear it anymore and left a message to me: "What are you doing? It's boring! And attached a look of disgust.

I messaged me in frustration and she ignored me anymore.

That night, self-defeating, I had insomnia all night in the Internet café!

I continued to send messages on my phone to apologize to her, and I also explained to her very sincerely the reason why my QQ response was slow. However, after a few days, she still didn't reply to me.

Waiting is the longest torment. So, in the middle of a lonely night, I wrote the following poem:

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If I say I miss you now, I'm in a bit of a hurry; If I say I love you now, it will inevitably be questioned that it is physiological; If I say now that I am worried about you every night, others must say that I am a depressed little man.

But I did, even though we had only known each other for sixty days! When I received a text message from your mobile phone for the first time, I was ecstatic, every cell of my body was jumping with an intoxicating beat......

I watched it repeatedly, and I couldn't get tired of it, longing to see the "meaning" beyond the strings—you must also like me, and even fall in love with me quietly; Although it is slightly informative, I always find it vague; My worries and uneasiness make me single-minded, even every moment, want to get to the bottom of it!

For this reason, I wrote a letter and sent a hastily taken photo, for fear that I would gradually blur and fade in your memory!

But I don't know if you received it?

Maybe you didn't receive it, otherwise why haven't you replied for a long time?

Maybe you've already received it, but you don't bother to do it?

……

Thousands of doubts, one after another, I only bear it silently; But countless longings also tell themselves: never give up easily!

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Nowadays, although the poem may be a little "lame", the strong emotions in it are undeniably evident on the page.

Finally, one day, she suddenly sent a text message, saying that I looked a little like "chrysanthemum".

Looking at this text message, I suddenly felt that the second monk was confused, and I was also sensitive to doubt whether I looked like a vegetable. So, I kept picking up the mirror and studying my own appearance carefully, trying to find a resemblance to "chrysanthemum".

In order to clear the fog in my heart, I couldn't help but text her and asked, "Why do you say I'm like a vegetable?" ”

She replied to the message quickly, starting with a series of "hahaha", and then saying, "'Chrysanthemum' is not a vegetable, he is the male protagonist of the Taiwanese idol drama "The Prince Becomes a Frog".

Yes! Is "chrysanthemum" a person? So what does he really look like?

In order to seek the truth, I finally pulled off my already thin face and borrowed an antique-level bulky computer from Ah Yi (at that time, Ah Yi bought a new computer, and this old computer has been idle in the dormitory, and everyone ignores it, just like a very ugly street girl no one wants to get on, but fortunately it is not completely paralyzed, and can barely play a DVD disc).

At that time, Ah Yi asked puzzledly: "Ah Song, you old antique, why do you want to borrow my antique computer?" ”

I smiled mysteriously, "Haha, I want to watch the disc!" ”

Ah Yi covered his mouth and smiled weirdly, "Ah Song, now that you're a junior, don't peek at the hair!" This can affect your studies! ”

I tapped him on the back and smiled, "Cut!" I'm not as as you! ”

After solving the problem with the playback tools, I immediately went to the video store in the student street and rented the entire set of "The Prince Becomes a Frog". The play has a total of 30 episodes, each episode is 45 minutes, telling the story of the rich and handsome Shan Junhao (who is the same person as "Chiao") who lost his memory in an accident on the eve of his marriage and was rescued by Ye Tianyu, who worked in the gas shop, and since then the "prince" has become a "frog", and the complex love entanglement derived from Ye Tianyu.

Since the disc rental period was 3 days, I locked up in my dorm room after school every day to watch it carefully. I was immersed in it, for fear of missing every detail of the plot. In the end, I came to a very definite conclusion: "Chrysanthemum" is not only a person, but also a man, and the key is that this man is also very handsome.

Regarding the text message that Amei said that I was like "chrysanthemum", I repeatedly made up the picture in my head, and my heart was sweeter than eating honey. At that time, I laughed wildly into the air from time to time, which surprised the residents next door, and a kind person next door knocked on my door and asked me what had happened.