At that time, I was too deep in the play. After watching "The Prince Becomes a Frog", I completely imagined myself as the male protagonist "Chrysanthemum", and the heroine was the "Amei" I thought about day and night.

This is my first time in contact with idol dramas, and I am a little bit connected with the new era. Because of this, I am much more cheerful than usual, and sometimes I even sing mysteriously, which makes Ah Yi, who often mixes with me, think that I am sick of something. You often touch my forehead to see if I have a fever.

During that time, he often scratched his head and said to me with a smile: "It's really strange, I don't have a fever to the touch, but why do you behave so much?" ”

I always laugh at this. However, the more I kept my mouth shut, the more suspicious he became, which was like trying to cover up the evidence in a case.

Ah Yi, whose full name is Huang Zhengyi, has a standard Chinese face, and as a handsome guy from the "national" industry, he seems to be particularly compliant. On the right cheek near the corner of the mouth, there is a little swaggering black "mole", youth plays on his face, leaving a colorful pimple, very lively. His hair is neat and clean, and under his thick eyebrows, there are a pair of big round eyes, and his confident eyes reveal a different and firm "perseverance" as his name.

Because we are fellow countrymen and we talk more speculatively, Ah Yi often comes to the dormitory to look for me. When they are excited, the two will also prepare some wine and peanuts, and drink them until the world gradually rotates and they need to support the wall when they walk.

In this case, Ah Yi naturally did not go back to the school dormitory, but squeezed into a small bed with a width of only 0.9 meters with me. Although the cot is narrow, we can talk about a wide range of things, from national events to what color socks to wear.

I am not strong enough to drink, and my stomach often turns over the river and the sea, and Ah Yi is also full of alcohol every time, not to mention it. In order to prevent a sudden "direct jet of 3,000 feet" from his mouth, I "went first before the cart and horses moved the grain and grass", and first placed a washing bucket next to the bed.

Seeing this, Ah Yi always smiled and said: "Ah Song, you underestimate me too much, I can drink half more!" ”

I smiled and said, "Don't brag, I see you can't stand on your feet!" ”

Ah Yi told me not to worry too much, and at the same time smiled from ear to ear. Every now and then, I was very worried, worried that something would come out of his mouth.

But once, it made me feel quite embarrassed, Ah Yi spit into the bucket according to the rules, and I saw him vomit, on the way to the toilet, vomited all over the ground.

As the saying goes, "no wine, no happiness, no color", Ah Yi often talks about his history of pickling girls.

According to him, he has been in a relationship since the first year of junior high school, and by the time of his third year of college, he had already had 5 girlfriends. Every time he talked about it, he was very proud, and he was a proud little rooster.

He said that his current girlfriend, Ah Hui, is his high school classmate, and the two have been dating since their sophomore year of high school and have been dating for 4 years now. Although separated by two places, one in Quanzhou and the other in Fuzhou, their relationship is as solid as the mountains on the earth, indestructible.

However, compared with Ah Yi's usual behavior, I still can't help but doubt: "You and Ah Hui have been dating for 4 years, and you really haven't had any other girlfriends during this period?" ”

"Not really! Because Ah Hui is different from other girls! ”

"Huh! What's the difference? ”

"Ah Hui, just like Tang Xiaofu in Qian Zhongshu's pen, is very innocent and very good to me!" Ah Yi said a little affectionately, this kind of affection is as rare as a total lunar eclipse on weekdays.

"Really? So, next time I go back to Quanzhou, I have to get to know each other! ”

"Of course no problem!"

Unexpectedly, the pickled girl in my mind, who was most afraid of being tied up by love, took the initiative to disarm so early and prepared to invest in the emotional "siege".

I eavesdropped on my mind that if I could tell Ah Hui the truth of Ah Yi's heart from the perspective of a "third party", Ah Hui would definitely be doubly good to Ah Yi while being moved. I often think that every time Ah Yi gets drunk with me, if the person lying next to him is Ah Hui, how worried she will be!

Ah Yi, who drank wine, spat out the truth to me. He continued to say excitedly: "Every time I go back on vacation, Ah Hui and I are newly married, but I can't talk about the details anymore, because for a good baby like you, it's inappropriate for children!" ”

I pursed my lips and protested, "You're embarrassed to tell!" ”

Under my agitation, Ah Yi finally told some details that made people's blood boil and adrenaline's glands soared. Of course, the real attribution is not in my agitation method, but in Ah Yi's way of showing off people's appetites, and in this way, I constantly scorched my curiosity.

Ah Yi said that when he and Ah Hui meet, he will take her out first every time - go shopping, watch a movie, have a candlelight dinner and the like, and under these thoughtful and warm foreplays, in the evening, Ah Hui's heart has already been melted by him like ice cream in his mouth.

At this time, Ah Yi will take Ah Hui to his home for the night (Ah Yi's family is well-off, and his home is in the urban area of Quanzhou), and the two will lie together intimately and complain to each other...... Ah Yi gently stroked her and kissed her...... The two of them lingered and sympathetic...... Gradually...... It has entered a link that is not suitable for children.

When talking about kissing with Ah Hui, Ah Yi was full of spring breeze, and he said how soft and ruddy Ah Hui's lips were, which attracted me on the side, and I was envious.

Then, I thought: if only I could kiss my "her"! However, I also eavesdropped: my kiss must be more poetic, not as simple and crude as Ah Yi (although Ah Yi has done a good job)!

I have nothing to say with Ah Yi. After he elaborated on his touching love story with Ah Hui, I even opened up the conversation for the first time and took the initiative to confess that I liked "Ah Mei".

"Ah Yi, in fact, I also have someone I like!" After speaking, my face was a little hot, but fortunately I drank alcohol, and my blush beforehand covered up my shyness afterwards.

"You can't like me, right?" Ah Yi thought I was joking and joked to me.

"Really, her name is Amei, and she was introduced by my uncle during the summer vacation......"

Ah Yi was surprised at first, then laughed loudly, pointed to my nose and said, "I said how mysterious you have been recently, it turns out that you have started to fall in love!" ”

I nodded in acquiescence.

Ah Yi was interested and asked, "How are you talking now?" How's it going? ”

I didn't know how to answer, so I said a little slurred, "We chat every day via text message...... Because we've been talking for a while, she should have some ...... for me now Something good! ”

Seeing that I said it unnaturally, Ah Yi put his arm around my shoulders and encouraged me: "Brother, don't be shy when chasing girls, boys should take the initiative!" ”

"How to take the initiative?"

"In my experience...... To sum it up, 'Men are not bad, women are not loved'! ”

I asked suspiciously, "What kind of bad method does a man have to make a woman fall in love?" ”

Ah Yi shook his head and said, "Hey, it's really Xiaobai!" Actually, I'm not asking you to make it bad, but I'm reminding you that boys should be bold and active in pursuing girls...... Occasionally be naughty and mischievous, with a little more humor, and the woman will like you more! ”

Seeing that I was still puzzled, Ah Yi added: "Sometimes, even if it's just a look, you have to learn to be affectionate, so that you can seduce people!" ”

I said that "hooking" is a bit of a "retreat" now, and I haven't had a chance to "face each other" with Amei up close!

Ah Yi encouraged me and said, "It's okay, the point is to be prepared." I'm going to demonstrate, you have to watch carefully. Now, you express your emotions by looking me in the eye affectionately. ”

His tone was calm and serious, and I was a little embarrassed and refused to give in for a long time.

Ah Yi said solemnly: "A boy is so twisted, do you learn or not?" ”

I thought about it for a long time, and finally embarrassed to squeeze a word out of my mouth: "Learn!" ”

However, I didn't dare to look at his eyes, but instead stared at the pimple on the tip of his nose, which was like a ripe strawberry. Seeing that I couldn't get into the state for a long time, Ah Yi asked me to imagine him as "Ah Mei".

Now, I finally grasped the essence of the problem. I looked into his eyes affectionately, thinking that this must be able to "quench the thirst of the plum" (the hunger and thirst of the heart), but my heart beat faster, but my mouth became more and more thirsty.

Not only that, Ah Yi also enthusiastically shared with me his self-created "Three Steps to Pickle Girl", and repeatedly emphasized that you must practice often in order to truly become a teacher.

I nodded again in acquiescence.

Since confessing my feelings to Ah Yi, I can no longer stop the car, and often talk to him about "Ah Mei". The name "Amei" seems to have become my favorite mantra, and I am often so enchanted that I can't help but put it on my lips, as if there is a sip of wine hidden there.

Ah Yi guessed that I was in estrus, and he said: "Ah Song, men are in estrus, most of them are physiological, do you want to go to massage with me?" ”

"Why massage?"

"You don't know! There are generally special services in massage parlors, and through special services, men's physiological desires can be temporarily dissipated! ”

I scolded him for having a girlfriend and being so inappropriate, he said: "What is this, aren't successful men all 'red flags at home and colorful flags fluttering outside'?" ”

I thought about it, no, Ah Yi is not a successful man, this is just hearsay!

Haha, maybe Ah Yi thinks that he already has a girlfriend in hand, which is a kind of success, right?

If you like someone, you can't help but want to show your strengths in front of him, just like a male lion in estrus, who always loves to show his strength in front of the lioness.

For this important proposition, I pondered and meditated, what are my strengths? Do you show your muscles to hint at your hormones? But I'm thin, and it's not something that can be solved in two or three days to train to have eight-pack abs like Aaron Kwok! Or, by "judging people by their appearance", they show off their carefully taken artistic photos? It's a pity that she has already seen my dignity in a preconceived ...... I racked my brains and kept thinking about how to show my charm in front of her.

After thinking about it, I finally solemnly decided to write a love poem to her to express my deep and sincere feelings for her.

If you want to do a good job, you must first sharpen your tools. In order to learn to write modern poetry, I went to Xinhua Bookstore and bought several popular poetry masterpieces, such as "Xu Zhimo's Poems", "Goethe's Selected Poems", and Tagore's "Birds", and then read them with gusto.

Living outside in a single dormitory has the inherent convenience. In addition to going out to class, reading books in the library, and occasionally having a little wine with Ah Yi, you can write poems here alone. Of course, the theme is always the same - Ame.

On weekdays, when I see where there is a word "plum", I must touch the word and feel emotional, so I often buy "word plum", happy to put it in my mouth, taste it carefully, this should be replaced by a woman, people must think that this is in the "bad joy".

Now it seems that although these poems were not written very well, they were like mirrors, and they were the truth of my heart at that time-

"Oh, Beautiful Girl"

Oh, beautiful girl,

Since I first saw you,

I'll think about you deeply!

Your mannerisms I try to replicate,

I store your conversation carefully.

Your smile –

Two deep dimples,

The corners of the mouth are slightly upturned,

Those clear and bright eyes,

Like Cupid's arrow,

Penetrated my heart!

Oh, beautiful girl,

Remember the first time I saw you,

My breathing kept accelerating,

My fawn is going berserk!

I savor your question,

I've always been cautious in my wording.

Blame that trembling vocal cords for making me lose my temper,

But I really can't solve it from the bottom of my heart!

Oh, beautiful girl,

Since I first met you,

I'll think about you deeply!

My mind is open to your desertion all day long,

Your shadow is unbridled and rooted in my mind.

In a happy smile -

I gaze at you with affection,

Your tender eyes

It's all my shadow;

Suddenly I woke up from my dream,

I'm full of spirits,

But it was sad and sad—

Blame the deafening laughter for being too presumptuous,

I want to be drunk forever in my dreams.

Oh, beautiful girl,

Since I first met you,

I'll think about you deeply!

I wait for your message day and night,

It adds fuel to the fire of longing!

Tossing and turning, restless......

It's my daily routine,

And every cell in the body is still fueling the fire.

Oh, beautiful girl,

I will pluck up the courage to confess to you out loud;

Thou shalt also receive my true feelings:

Let's join hands to meet the future -

Because the door of happiness is opening for us!

Oh, beautiful girl,

until the hair is gray and the teeth are sparse,

I will still look at you affectionately,

Call you: "My wife! ”

At that time, even the old man of time will praise:

"Although they are no longer young, they are as sweet as ever!"

"Confession"

That feeling is growing day by day—

Loneliness arises spontaneously,

I somehow enjoyed this loneliness;

When loneliness turns into anticipation,

Eros whispered to me:

"It's called love!"

I love Eros,

I love Xu Men,

I love the goddess of beauty......

I want to confess my love for everything I love!

But why do I want to say it to you so strongly?

It's really involuntary!

You ask me how much I love you,

I swear to the goddess Eros:

No matter how many variables life is,

How many thorns in the future,

I'll always protect you—

Death!

"A Man's Thoughts"

Clearly a big man,

Why do you always play girl's sex?

Xiao Xuan window, is staring;

Leaning on the railing, the empty language......

Where do lonely souls hide?

Not to mention living in a single room every day!

Oh, don't laugh at me,

At least for you

- the source of all my grievances!

Oh, don't blame me,

My heart is long gone—with you

At the foot of Wuyi Mountain

Let's talk about it!

Oh, I'm not me anymore-

like an onset of drug addiction,

The fire seems to be spreading day and night!

Even the spring girl was moved to tears:

"I have a deep affection for the earth,

It's not as sincere as you are to her! ”

❤❤❤

At that time, I was about to incarnate Xu Zhimo, the mountains and rivers of Wuyi Mountain were so poetic and picturesque, and the love legend of the king and the jade girl was deeply imprinted in my heart and became my motto over time.

Driven by fiery emotion, I mailed her the love poems I had written. However, she never replied, only briefly mentioning that she had seen it on her mobile phone text message. What frustrated me was that she didn't seem to react after watching my love work, which was like a "love bird" throwing stones at the "love lake" in order to ripple love, but it ended up being drifting. However, eavesdropping, perhaps it is due to the subtlety of girls' nature, not to mention that smart women are also well versed in the principle of "wanting to indulge".

Throughout the semester, I was immersed in it, and I often took out a picture of Amei and stared blankly, fantasizing about whether she would become the love of my life. I imagined that if she really became my other half, how would I take care of her, how would I cherish her, and even fantasize that if we had a child in the future, the child would grow up to be more like her? Or is it a little more like me?