Chapter 517: Settling Accounts After the Autumn [Ninth Update]
Not long after, another disciple came to report at the door, and the saintess had something important to hold a meeting, so that Du Feiyun could quickly go to the saint's palace on Dongying Island. The Holy Maiden Palace was temporarily transformed after Nie Qingyan's arrival, and her eighteen Divine Soul Realm guards, using powerful mana, only took half a day to transform the previous palace beautifully, which is said to be extremely similar to her residence in the Holy Dragon Palace.
However, Du Feiyun had some doubts in his heart, the Holy Maiden Palace was her residence, and even if there was a meeting, it should be in the main hall, how could she run to the Holy Maiden Palace? Could it be that there was another hidden secret? Thinking like this in his heart, Du Feiyun rushed to the Holy Maiden Palace, and did not forget to send a message to ask Yan Yunzi, but learned that she had not received the news, and did not know that the Holy Maiden of the Dao Dao was going to hold a meeting. In this way, Du Feiyun was even more puzzled in his heart, and felt a little bad, and secretly thought, should the saint be the queen of the autumn to settle accounts, right?
It's really a good and not bad spirit, and when Du Feiyun entered the Holy Maiden Palace, he immediately wanted to smoke his crow's mouth. He guessed really well, the so-called important matters to discuss, holding a meeting is nonsense, because there is no one else in the palace at all, and he is the only one to attend the meeting.
Moreover, he was the only one standing alone in the middle of the entire hall, and on the jade platform at the top of the stairs above, there was a beautiful water blue jade bed, and the holy woman was reclining on the jade bed, looking at him with her eyes solemn. Walking down the steps on both sides of the jade bed, her eighteen guards stood on either side, all of whom looked at him with a solemn and majestic face.
This scene is not like a meeting, it is more like interrogating criminals, and if there is a slight mistake, they will be punished and waiting, looking at the eighteen guards with tigers and bears, and big waists, Du Feiyun is also worried. What if the saintess didn't say a word and directly asked the eighteen guards to tie him up?
When the time comes, should we directly bring down these guards, or will we capture the thief and capture the king first, and press down the saint first? I'm afraid it will take some tricks and feet, and it will definitely alarm other people, if you directly put down the saint, it will completely offend her, and it is estimated that it will not be able to resolve it at that time, which is not easy to do. For a while, Du Feiyun's head was running rapidly, and he only felt that even ten Zhihai were not enough. Weighing the priorities is being made.
I have to say that some bold guys think about problems from such angles and ways that they don't even think about being tied up when they encounter this situation. or admit guilt and beg for mercy, and directly start to think about making a strong move first or killing people to get more goods, this thief's guts are indeed a bit fat.
In any case, stretching out his head and shrinking his head is also a knife, and Du Feiyun didn't want to show hesitation and cringe when it came to the end, so he stepped into the hall with his hands behind his back, and looked at the saint above with a smile. Make a bow.
Seeing that he was neither humble nor arrogant, he looked unaware of it, and he didn't know that death was imminent, and a sneer suddenly appeared at the corner of her mouth, and her eyes changed to fierce and cold, and she stared at him and said in a fierce voice: "Bold fanatic, are you guilty?"
"Huh, what's going on?" Du Feiyun immediately looked surprised. His eyes widened, and he looked at the saint with an innocent face, and his expression was not too real.
Since you're pretending to be confused, I'm not going to waste time with you. The Holy Maiden really couldn't wait to rectify him, and while sneering again and again, she opened her mouth and asked: "Blatantly contradicting the Holy Maiden, insulting the Holy Maiden, I am the criminal law of the Holy Dragon Palace." What is the crime?"
Naturally, this was not for Du Feiyun, one of the guards beside the Holy Maiden, that is, the one who had stared at Du Feiyun and was secretly scolded by him for being neurotic, immediately replied with a solemn expression: "According to the criminal law of the Holy Dragon Palace, his crime should be beheaded!"
"Someone. Drag this madman out of the gang and kill him!" The holy maiden raised her eyebrows, her voice became extremely solemn, the cold murderous machine made people cold, and the green white jade pointed at Du Feiyun, and immediately two guards next to him walked down the steps and came to Du Feiyun, and they couldn't help but drag him out of the main hall. ...,
"I|grass, is this true?" Seeing the two guards coming with murderous faces, their appearance was not fake at all, Du Feiyun's heart suddenly became angry, and he secretly scolded the little girl of the saint for being too cold and murderous, and I don't know how many people lost their lives by her fingers, looking like a pink beauty, but I didn't expect it to be full of blood.
Seeing that the two guards approached, Du Feiyun stood in place without moving at all, and he didn't know what to do, the holy woman on the jade bed was staring at him with a calm look, as if he would hurt his hands at the slightest movement. And at this time, the two old guys of the Demon Dragon Emperor and the Shura Demon Emperor, who had not spoken for a long time, spoke, and the Shura Demon Emperor solemnly instructed Du Feiyun to act cautiously and not to be impulsive, this holy woman of the Holy Dragon Hall must not be offended, otherwise there will be endless troubles.
The old man of the Demon Dragon Emperor said directly: "Hey, the young man is still too young, the old man said that he would hook up with this holy woman, but you didn't listen, it's hard to ride a tiger now, right? I hooked her up earlier, how could it be like this now?"
"Hook up with your sister! Don't you see that you're going to be killed now, can't you be serious about it? If you have an idea, say it, and shut up if you don't have an idea. Du Feiyun immediately scolded the Demon Dragon Emperor, when is this, this old man is still coming to make trouble, this is a bit of a suspicion of falling into the ground.
"Hey, Du Feiyun, don't get excited, it's not like there's no way, the old man's trick is not easy to capture, keep you through this easily, and you can also bring that chick into the harem, but the old man's trick is a bit out of the way, I don't think you can ......"
All the eyebrows were burned, the Demon Dragon Emperor was still boasting about himself, Du Feiyun frowned, too lazy to listen to his nonsense, and asked directly: "Don't talk nonsense, if you have any tricks, tell me quickly." ”
"Well, since the matter is urgent, then I'll make a long story short. There are a total of three tricks for the old man, in short, one is cheap, two are entangled, and three are shameless! As for the fourth trick, the old man will not use it easily, and so far no one is worth using it. ”
As soon as he heard the words of the Demon Dragon Emperor, Du Feiyun's eyebrows jumped wildly, and his heart became more and more irritable. The Shura Demon Emperor also looked embarrassed, raised his eyebrows, and only stared at the Demon Dragon Emperor with murderous eyes, and said in a low tone: "Selong, isn't this your trick for picking up girls?
In the past such a long time, the Demon Dragon Emperor has not been less chattering with the Shura Demon Emperor about his "glorious" deeds back then, and he has been tirelessly advocating his pickle girl tricks like a chatterbox, and the Shura Demon Emperor's ears are calloused, and now when he hears it, he is immediately angry and blows his beard and glares at him.
Du Feiyun's face was very dark, he couldn't hold back his anger, the Shura Demon Emperor also had an ugly face, the Demon Dragon Emperor saw that the atmosphere was not right, and he knew that he had committed public anger, and he didn't dare to waste his tongue anymore, so he hurriedly explained: "Du Feiyun, don't worry about it first, this is indeed the old man's trick to pick up girls, but it is also a trick to deal with women, especially beautiful women, try and try, if it doesn't work, you can screw my head off!"
"Okay, I'll believe you once, you tell me which trick I should use now, and if it doesn't work, you can wait to use your head as a night pot." "Dead horses are also used as live horse doctors, Du Feiyun didn't come up with a better way for the time being, so he could only listen to the advice of the Demon Dragon Emperor.
"Now in this situation, you can only choose a cheap trick, you have to let go of your hypocritical dignity and face, don't have the idea of a big man, you have to treat yourself as a man who is a saint and a chick, and treat her like your own wife. You think, it's not an exaggeration to say that to your wife, even if it is a cheap behavior in the eyes of ordinary people, the early husband and wife will only feel the interest and affection between the husband and wife, and the meaning ......"...,
"Stop, how can you be cheap?" Du Feiyun's face darkened, and he secretly decided in his heart that if he had the opportunity to cure the Demon Dragon Emperor in the future, there was too much nonsense about this thing, and it didn't matter the occasion.
"Simple, make her laugh, as long as you make her laugh, the tension is eased, there is room for relaxation. Talking about his trick of picking up girls, the Demon Dragon Emperor was full of confidence and confidence, and his expression became serious, as if he was really a master who carefully guided his disciples. But in the eyes of the Shura Demon Emperor, his seriousness is extremely incomparable, and in the Shura Demon Emperor, he is an old pervert who wants to instigate Du Feiyun into a small color embryo all the time.
Du Feiyun recorded the words of the Demon Dragon Emperor in his heart, chewed and speculated silently, a spiritual light suddenly flashed in his mind, he thought about it for a moment, gritted his teeth and admitted it after weighing it, and simply gave it a try. If it doesn't work, then just slap the fart and run away, and when the saint's anger is gone, he won't believe that the saint really wants to chase and kill him for such a trivial matter.
The two guards approached and reached out to grab him by the arms, which was about to take him out of the temple to carry him out of the temple to carry out the punishment. On the jade bed, Nie Qingyan looked at him all the time, a playful look flashed in her eyes, although Du Feiyun never moved and looked calm, but she always felt that Du Feiyun could not be so honest, there would definitely be twists and turns.
Sure enough, her hunch came true in the next moment, and it turned out that she really didn't misunderstand Du Feiyun, this person's character is destined to be not the kind of guy who follows the rules and is bound by the law.
I saw that he suddenly showed a bright smile, and his figure teleported backwards a foot away imperceptibly, skillfully avoiding the capture of the two guards, Ha Luha smiled and said aloud: "Don't work for the two warriors, let Poor Dao come by himself." ”
As soon as the words came out, the two guards were stunned for a moment, then stopped and looked at him, and Nie Qingyan on the jade bed also had a look of expectation in her beautiful eyes, wanting to see what Du Feiyun was going to do next.
I saw Du Feiyun with his left hand crossed his waist, and with a wave of his right hand, he said with a smile: "For those fanatics who offend and offend the saint, it is light to be killed with a cane, and such people should be dragged out of the body and shot for five minutes!"