Chapter 518: Pickling Girl Trick [Ten Watches Completed]
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Before, Du Feiyun's face was still calm and his expression was as usual. There is no guilt or guilt at all, but now he seems to be extremely obedient in confessing his sins. Sure enough, Du Feiyun opened his mouth. It's just that the words are not amazing.
"Five minutes?"
Nie Qingyan's brows furrowed, she silently recited this sentence in her heart, and after speculating, she understood, and suddenly laughed dumbly, and a hint of amusement flashed in her beautiful eyes. The cane is a provision in the criminal law of the Holy Dragon Temple, and it is a punishment with clear regulations and procedures.
And she hadn't heard of the shooting, but she thought it was just a replacement of the staff with the formation applied to a spear, as for those five minutes. Maybe it's a kind of time appellation, about the same as a moment, an hour.
This made her feel funny, since it was shot. How could it be possible to shoot a person for five minutes? Is it impossible to kill a person and then revive him, and then kill and revive him. Does it last five minutes all the time?
Not only Nie Qingyan, but also many of the guards present were quite amused by Du Feiyun's nonsense, but the atmosphere was serious, and they didn't dare to laugh. It was all with strange eyes looking at Du Feiyun who was smiling all over his face.
For some reason, there was a solemn atmosphere in the original hall. Suddenly, there was a subtle change, and Xu was infected by Du Feiyun's heroic laughter. Or maybe they were led by his ridiculous rhetoric.
Nie Qingyan's eyes were playful, quietly looking at all this, looking at Du Feiyun to see what tricks he could play. As soon as the Demon Dragon Emperor saw that this trick was effective, he immediately excitedly asked Du Feiyun to invite merit and said: "How about it, the old man's trick works! You are also improvisable and quick to react, but don't relax, quickly strike while the iron is hot, and quickly get rid of this chick." ”
"Poor Dao knows that he has offended the majesty of the Holy Maiden, he feels guilty in his heart, he regrets not being at the beginning, he has no shame to live in the world, I hope that the two warriors will help, so take Poor Dao to the outside of the hall and shoot Poor Dao to death for five minutes!"
Someone continues to act, taking out all the kung fu that surpasses the actor, with a guilty and self-reproachful expression on his face, sincerely and persistently repenting, looking at the two guards with sincerity and longing, hoping that they will help, how realistic and realistic this looks like.
"This ......" The two guards were also in trouble, although they knew in their hearts that Du Feiyun was nonsense, but the saint's order had to be carried out, and Du Feiyun had his requirements, and the two of them didn't know what to do, and they also muttered in their hearts: "It's not difficult to shoot your kid, but it's too embarrassing to shoot you for five minutes, right?"
"Hey, the two warriors are very embarrassed, right?" Du Feiyun looked at the two guards very "understandingly", and then slapped his head and said with a sudden realization: "Oh, I understand, you must have been unable to do it because you didn't have a gun, right? ”
As he spoke, Du Feiyun hurriedly took out two magic weapons from the storage ring, both of which were the three-zhang long pitch-black spear, although it was only a treasure weapon, it was more than enough to kill people. However, the only thing that is a little out of tune is that the three-zhang long spear has also grown a little, and it is dragged to the ground by him in his hand, where is the power of the spear?
"Flutter ......"
A chuckle like a silver bell sounded, and the saint who had been watching the changes couldn't hold back any longer, and finally laughed out loud, looking at Du Feiyun's eyes was very strange, she didn't expect that this kid was usually very serious, he didn't talk much, he was very quiet, like a stuffy gourd, and he could pretend to be crazy and stupid like this, which simply opened her eyes.
"Alright, alright, all of you stand down. Once she laughed, she couldn't hold back, and the momentum of the forest and slaughter that had been created in the hall before was self-defeating, she simply waved her hand to let the eighteen guards retreat, and only herself and Du Feiyun were left in the hall.
"Okay, Du Feiyun, your kid is really talented, you learned the old man's tricks so quickly, looking at your performance just now, you already have seventy percent of the old man's heat. Well, it's very good, the old man hates and is relieved, and the old man's mastery finally has a successor. A certain dragon suddenly felt relieved and let out a hearty laugh.
On the side, the Shura Demon Emperor glared at him angrily, and scolded in a low voice: "Old shameless, I want to instigate Feiyun to learn bad from you all day long, and even this kind of trick of picking up girls can be regarded as a peerless inheritance, you are really a wonderful flower among the Demon Emperor!"
"What's the shameless? you can hug the beauty without shame, you can collect three thousand beauties in the harem without shame, you can be invincible in the world without shame, just Shura, you old fool, I won't teach you if you want to learn my skills, you are talented and dull and ignorant, and rotten wood cannot be carved!" Thereupon. The two old fellows went to quarrel again, like cockfighting.
At this time, the hall was quiet again, and Nie Qingyan had a playful smile in her eyes. looked Du Feiyun up and down, and only after a long time did he speak: "You can do it, Du Feiyun, I didn't see that you still have this hand." ”
"Oh, what?" Du Feiyun pretended to smile innocently, scratched the back of his head, and looked at Nie Qingyan with pretended to be puzzled. Nie Qingyan had already seen his ability to pretend to be stupid, and now he didn't eat this set anymore, so he waved his hand and said, "Okay." You don't want to be a show, there's no one else here, just the two of us, let's talk openly if there are some things. Don't pretend to be stupid anymore, or I'll really look down on you. ”
"Well, well, you say. Du Feiyun's expression returned to normal and nodded lightly. Nie Qingyan's eyebrows furrowed. His expression returned to solemnity and coldness, and he said slowly: "Since you have seen that this seat has no intention of killing you, then this seat will not go around in circles with you, and tell you frankly." Although you are hateful, your sins do not lead to death, and you are fighting for your life in the service of the Holy Dragon Temple. And if you are talented, I will spare your life for the time being. Future. You will go back to the Holy Dragon Temple with this seat and go to the Holy Dragon Jury to confess your sins and receive punishment. ”
"Well, that's fine. Du Feiyun nodded, saying that he had no objection, it turned out that he was not mistaken, Nie Qingyan is not a person who does not know priorities, personal grievances and official affairs can still be distinguished, and Du Feiyun is relieved to do this.
"The second point is, it's okay to leave your sins aside for the time being, but you have to pay a price first. The corners of Nie Qingyan's mouth hooked up a sneer, but there was a veil blocking it, but Du Feiyun couldn't see it, so she took out a one-yuan pill, played with it in the palm of her hand, and asked slowly: "How much can you refine this pill in a year?"
As soon as he saw the One Yuan Pill appear in Nie Qingyan's hand, Du Feiyun was stunned in his heart, and after hearing her words, he immediately became vigilant in his heart, and muttered secretly: "This little girl doesn't want me to be a coolie and refine the One Yuan Pill for the Holy Dragon Palace, right?"
Sure enough, Du Feiyun's guess was correct, and Nie Qingyan continued: "As a prepaid price, you can refine the medicine for this seat for a year first, and you can refine this kind of elixir!"
There is a slight deviation from Du Feiyun's guess, but there is basically no difference, but it is just the difference between refining for the Holy Dragon Hall and refining it for her. However, whether it is the former or the latter, this is absolutely impossible, and Du Feiyun must not let her lead her nose.
"What? Do you say this kind of pill? I don't know how to refine it, I don't even have a pill. "Someone continues to play dumb.
"Then you tell me, where did you get so many pills? You don't have to tell me that you picked it up, right?" Nie Qingyan sneered, blocking the excuses that Du Feiyun might have used in one sentence.
Unexpectedly, this person really had such a thick skin, and he actually showed an embarrassed look, his eyes were full of surprise and admiration, he looked at Nie Qingyan and said, "Wow, how do you know the Dao? This pill was really found in a former cave mansion, there are only more than two hundred, I took some, and the rest was given away." ”
Nie Qingyan suddenly had a frustrated expression, closed her eyes speechlessly, rubbed her eyebrows, and then raised her head, looking at Du Feiyun with a very serious and cold look, and said word by word: "Do you really think that I won't kill you?"
In the main hall, the temperature dropped by three points in an instant, and Sen Ran's murderous aura spread, enveloping Du Feiyun, as long as Nie Qingyan's mind moved, she would send out a thunderous blow and kill Du Feiyun on the spot.
Du Feiyun smiled helplessly, closed his eyes, raised his head and showed his neck, and said, "Then you should kill me, I won't give you medicine, you should die." ”
Nie Qingyan glared at him, silent for a long time, and seeing his firm attitude, she gradually withdrew her murderous aura, sighed helplessly in her heart, and changed her words: "Okay, then I won't let you refine the medicine for nothing, I will prepare for you what materials you need, every time such a pill is successfully refined, I will buy it with millions of spirit stones, what do you think?"
"This ......" Nie Qingyan suddenly changed his attitude, Du Feiyun didn't expect it, he didn't expect Nie Qingyan to compromise so easily, so he carefully considered it. There is no doubt that Nie Qingyan's conditions are already very good, and the most important point is that she has prepared all the materials he needs, and there is a lot of articles to be done, Du Feiyun naturally understands.
"What are you hesitating about, hurry up and agree to her, Du Feiyun, let me tell you, now you should use the old man's second trick, that is, entanglement! As long as her attitude softens and compromises a little, you have to follow the stick like a snake and wrap her tightly, so that she can be controlled and restrained by you, and she will definitely not be able to escape from the palm of your hand in the future." As soon as the Demon Dragon Emperor saw the opportunity to sell his peerless knowledge, he immediately keenly seized this opportunity and told Du Feiyun about the great benefits.
"Shut up, did I say I wanted to soak this holy woman?
"Okay, don't pretend to be high, who doesn't understand the dirty things in a man's heart? It's all water, why pretend to be pure?" The Demon Dragon Emperor pursed his lips disdainfully, determined to work hard to teach Du Feiyun and let him recognize his inner nature, and the sooner he faces his heart, the more helpful it will be to his harem plan.
"Men have a natural conquest**, the more arrogant and glamorous the beauty, the more it can inspire men's conquest**, deep in every man's heart, there is a lady who dreams of wanting to overthrow, press under the body to conquer, once the wish is achieved, it is the most accomplished thing!
Well, Du Feiyun was silent and stopped talking. Although the Demon Dragon Emperor is an old pervert and is always old and improper, but he has a specialization in the art industry, and this old man has been concentrating on studying this in his life, so he can always say something that seems to be nonsense, but there is some truth.
"Du Feiyun, think about it, as long as you follow my mastery, entangle this chick first. As long as you seize the right opportunity, you have to perform the shameless way of the third trick, abandon your shameless heart and bravely push that Nie Qingyan down, and use your strong body and strong love to conquer her, and then you will be the dragon riding fast son-in-law of the Holy Dragon Palace, and you can hold the beauty, what an enviable good thing?"
"Don't talk nonsense, I'm not that kind of person......" Du Feiyun hurriedly retorted, this old man spoke too explicitly, people couldn't stand it, and he didn't know how to be elegant.
"What's the matter, isn't your flesh strong enough?" The Demon Dragon Emperor was suddenly surprised, as if he had discovered a big secret, and looked at Du Feiyun's crotch sweeping around, his eyes were very strange mixed with a trace of sympathy.
"Fart! Of course Lao Tzu is strong...... Ahh
"Old Pervert, you're talking too explicitly, are you talking about human beings, it's too immoral!" the Shura Demon Emperor also accused the Demon Dragon Emperor with righteous indignation.
The Demon Dragon Emperor Ha Luha smiled, not thinking about the pestle at all, and said complacently: "What's the matter? What I'm saying is not human? Ha Luha, the old man is not a human in the first place, what do you say?"
"Okay, you're invincible in the world!" Du Feiyun and the Shura Demon Emperor Master and Apprentice raised their white flags in unison, and retreated speechlessly. (To be continued.)