Chapter 12: Bathing is terrible
Fish soup tofu, steamed eggplant, mixed cucumber, today's dishes are simple and direct, and they will soon be served on the table, with a tinkling rice cooker prompt sound, but they are waiting for the two fathers and daughters to go home.
I took the trouble to pick up the fish bones in the chili pepper skin, peppercorns, and celery leaves, and tilted my head to nibble on it with relish.
A few minutes later, Ding Ling and Uncle Ding returned home, and the family sat around the table and enjoyed dinner.
In the interval between meals, Aunt Chen gave three opinions on the issue of me taking a bath, and asked Ding Ling to complete the implementation tonight.
I looked up as I listened, and the celery leaves on my tongue were removed, and the legendary bath yo was coming soon!
However, you want to cut my nails before bathing Mao?
I don't really understand what nail clipping has to do with taking a bath, and after eating, I lick my paws and wash my face and hair as usual. In fact, Ben Meow loves to be clean, why do you still have fleas?
It must have been in a pet store, infected by those Wangxing.
After Ding Ling finished eating, she went upstairs and called Xiaoyu down. The two exchanged heads, and Xiaoyu smiled evilly and beckoned to me: "Mustache, come here." β
I'll take two steps back, you're stupid to me? Laughing so unscrupulously.
"Hmph, accept your fate, you can't escape from my Five Finger Mountain tonight!" Xiaoyu rushed to me with a wicked smile, and I ran away with a meow.
For some reason, I subconsciously hid under Ding Ling's bed, shrunk behind the shoebox and waved my paws at Xiaoyu.
In dare to take a step forward, Dugu Jiu is waiting!
"Sister Xiaoyu! Why are you scaring it! Ding Ling walked in in disgust.
Xiaoyu took a pair of thick gloves from her hand and put them on, and smirked evilly and got under the bed to catch me.
I let out a low roar and scratched my claws.
Look at the moves! Tickle!
Left and right, neck and buttocks, scratching and scratching, in fact, it didn't work, I was still caught by her.
I wondered in my heart, why wasn't she afraid to scratch it?
"You dared to grab my clothes a long time ago, you can't run now, right?" Xiaoyu was proud, grabbed me out of the bed, pressed me with thick gloves and said, "Scratch, scratch?" Bites are not afraid of you. β
What do you mean? Don't regret it!
Say bite and bite, but biting tooth acid is still useless.
I had to look at the thick gloves on her hands, this thing...... It's simply the natural enemy of this meow Dugu Jiuzhuo!
Xiaoyu pressed my neck with one hand, pinched my paw with the other, handed it to Ding Ling and said, "Hurry up, this little thing can be tossed." After speaking, the hand that pressed my neck tightened, "Don't move, can you save some effort?" β
"Xiaoyu, you are both middle school students, you are still a year older than Lingling, can you not be so naΓ―ve?" Uncle Ding didn't know when he was standing at the door, and he couldn't help but complain when he saw the process.
Xiaoyu stuck out her tongue and retorted: "When you go for a morning run, you can still see an aunt in her fifties holding Jingba and calling her son!" β
"Whatever you want." Uncle Ding was not interested in arguing with the little girl, so he turned around and turned his head back, and said, "You press lightly, don't press it to death." β
"It's just you tapping, you see it rolls its eyes." Ding Ling carefully cut my nails and said worriedly.
You just tapped...... Oh no, you leave me some! Your sister still uses a file! It's nails! You polish, you!
Pity Ben Meow let Xiaoyu press and couldn't move, and watched his martial arts being completely destroyed by Ding Ling.
More than ten minutes later, I looked at the fleshy paws and wanted to cry without tears, I really didn't leave a little bit, I still played with Dugu Jiu scratching without nails?
The hateful Xiaoyu also took off her gloves and kept provoking, almost forcing out my potential and practicing Dugu Jiu's bite instead......
However, they didn't give me a chance to burst out of my potential, one carried me to the balcony outside, and the other fetched water in the toilet.
Then I heard Aunt Chen's voice: "Mix some hot water, you want to freeze it to death?" β
I...... I'm worried about my own life.
Ding Ling came over with a plastic basin and jumped up and down to get shampoo.
I looked at the slightly rising water vapor and was about to raise my feet to test the temperature of the water, but suddenly my vest was cold, and an ominous premonition came straight to my heart.
Let go of this meow!!
The light rain quickly let me go, but it was just a hand over the basin.
I fell into the basin like a depth charge, making a splash more than half a foot high, choking on several mouthfuls of water, my nose was full of spicy, and I was scrambled to lie on the edge of the basin.
Fresh air for the first time in a long time.
As soon as I sniffed, the residual water in my nose made me sneeze, and my fingernailsless claws couldn't grasp the slippery rim of the basin, and the recoil carried me back to the center of the basin, and I sank back into the water.
Xiaoyu was happy when she saw this, and laughed heartlessly.
Ding Ling threw away the shampoo and ran over, fished me out and blamed Xiaoyu.
The evening breeze blew, I sneezed and shivered, and then that grandson took a bath!
I didn't expect it to be so cold when I got wet and was blown by the wind, we cats are originally animals who are afraid of cold, and it will be so cold that we don't even have the strength to struggle.
Ding Ling followed my hair and comforted me, and I didn't feel a trace of relief, because she still squeezed the shampoo on me and kneaded it out N more bubbles.
Although it is covered by bubbles, it can slightly block the blowing of the evening breeze.
But the bubbles flow down the top of the head, straight to the eyes......
I raised my paw to wipe the bubbles, but they still couldn't stop them from flowing down, and I sucked them up to my nose, making a big bubble at a sneeze.
Xiaoyu giggled again, and took out her mobile phone to click, what do you say about beauty, shoot your sister......
The most annoying thing is that when I was cleaning the bubbles, I saw the Samoyed Xiaobai's dog head on the fourth floor on the left, which stuck out its long tongue and didn't smile.
Dare to laugh at Ben Meow, wait, Ming'er scratches you to death!
After the cleaning, Ding Ling and the others carried me in, one wrapped me in a towel, and the other took a hair dryer to adjust the wind.
Woo~~~~
The hot wind blew in my face, and the two of them blew and wiped one by one, and soon took care of me dry. The moment the towel was opened, the laughter spread like a cold, and the whole family laughed.
I was a little puzzled, looking back and forth at them like a curious baby. What are you laughing at? Whose teeth are whiter?
Xiaoyu turned on the front camera of her phone and asked me to look at the picture on the phone.
I was so shocked that I got off the ground, what the hell was that cat-like creature in my phone that was suspected to be a dandelion?
The fluffy hairs stood on end, and they jumped and dodged with me.
Xiaoyu covered her stomach and bent over with a smile, and with a fan of her hand, the erect hair on my body was undulating, and she giggled: "With Rejoice, I am so confident." β
I instantly understood that the cat-like creature suspected to be a dandelion was me after taking a bath!
At this time, I didn't understand what friction caused static electricity was, and I just took it for granted that it was the result of bathing. For a long time afterward, Ben Meow bathed like a flood beast.
Ding Ling and Xiaoyu also became crazy girls together, rolling on the sofa with laughter, and holding their mobile phones to take pictures constantly, saying: "I will get a homepage for it and post these photos on the Internet!" β
"Alas!" Xiaoyu clapped his hands and praised, with the posture that a hero has seen, "Just by its appearance, it will definitely be popular!" β