The two said they would do it, went back to the room to turn on the computer and surf the Internet, and soon came up with a space homepage called: "Meow Teller Daily".

Then I uploaded the photos on my phone, some of them were chasing and biting my tail, some of them were biting my tail in a daze, and some of them were wet and blowing bubbles.

Of course, there is also the dandelion shape, which is absolutely indispensable.

I was so angry, jumping to my feet and waving my paws, I protested sternly. But they don't know how to do it, and they are busy promoting this meow and communicating cordially with enthusiastic netizens.

I clutched the curtains and tried to get on my desk, but I couldn't hold on to my nails. I was like a rat that had fallen into an oil tank, helpless in the face of a slippery and greasy tank.

"Ding Ling, Ding Ling!" Xiaoyu noticed my embarrassment, grabbed my phone and took a video for me, and put it on the homepage. Regardless of Ding Ling's opposition, he took a "stupid to the depths of natural cuteness...... Meow Teller's life in rock climbing. ”

You're stupid! Your whole family is stupid! It's not because you can't climb up this meow!

I meowed and threw myself at the feet of Xiaoyu, I opened my mouth to bite but couldn't get off my mouth, it was sour and I couldn't look at it directly, and my eyes were spicy.

Ding Ling leaned down and took me to the desk, "Look, you have thirteen fans." ”

That is, don't look at who Ben Meow is? What the hell is a fan?

"Cut, there are twelve of them in the same class." The light rain never forgot to hit me.

I jumped up and rewarded her with a paw, not for physical damage, but for the effect of a real slap in the face. Miscellaneous classmates? Isn't there one fan left?

Xiaoyu covered her face and was slightly panicked, as if she could see through my thoughts, and then said with a knife: "The thirteenth person who pays attention to you is Miss Ben." ”

I meowed back and waved my paw at her as a threat.

She curled her middle finger and snapped it on my forehead with lightning speed.

Oh!! Ben Meow fought with you!!

A claw without nails is better than a gun without bullets. The thick meat pad in the palm of the palm is completely a tool for her massage.

Thirty rounds later, I massaged her hundreds of times, and she flicked my fingers seven times, and she lost a lot of money......

In the end, it was Ding Ling who mediated, Ding Ling raised his chin to me in a victorious manner, I lowered my arrogant cat's head and pretended to be pitiful, there is a way that a good man does not suffer losses in front of him, and a gentleman does not stand under the wall.

You wait, Ben Meow takes revenge, all day long!

I was being ruthless, and Aunt Chen knocked on the door and stood at the door, saying, "Xiaoyu, sleep at Auntie's place at night." Without waiting for Xiaoyu to refute, there was a saying: "Auntie has told your mother, and the toothbrush has been taken down." ”

Xiaoyu swallowed the words she wanted to refuse back into her stomach, nodded and said, "That's okay." ”

I peeked at her and sneered, I just bullied me, and I dare to stay overnight, when you sleep, you'd better keep one eye open, open! One! Eye! Eyeball!

Aunt Chen went back to the living room to watch TV after she said that, and as soon as the door closed, Xiaoyu lost interest in continuing to fiddle with my homepage.

The handsome guy star she likes, the little animal that Ding Ling likes, I really don't know how they became good friends.

Maybe it's one static and one moving, and the two complement each other.

The two didn't argue a few words, Xiaoyu took control of the computer, my homepage was reduced, and it was replaced by a guy with yellow hair who was neither male nor female, singing and dancing on the screen, Xiaoyu followed the rhythm and twisted her body.

Ding Ling has no interest in the handsome guy Xiao Xianrou at all, and wants to play with me with a plush toy, but my mind is full of revenge plan ABCD, and I am absent-mindedly perfunctory to her.

The night is long, what kind of revenge can make Xiaoyu remember it for a long time?

I took the trouble to block the harassment of stuffed animals, looking around for the props I could use.

Into Xiaoyu's shoes huh? It's not good, the taste is too strong and it's not easy to fix her, even if she is tricked, I can't get any benefits.

Waiting for her to fall asleep and tickle her? It's still not good, there are no nails on her paws, and scratching her is equivalent to massage.

Bite! What's worse, if you look up and don't look down, it's definitely me who will be the one who is offended and died.

What to do?

For the first time, I found it difficult to take revenge on people, and the scale was very difficult to grasp. They are not like cats and dogs, they are injured when they are injured, and they have to rely on them to eat or something in the future, I don't think there is any future for being kicked out of the house and being a stray cat.

His eyes swept across the bedroom, and when he saw Ding Ling's schoolbag, he thought about it.

Hey, hey, hey......

"Sister Xiaoyu!" Ding Ling picked me up and shouted, "Do you think it's laughing?" It will laugh too! ”

Cut, rare and strange.

After all, the two of them are in the same room, Xiaoyu watched the idol, and it was not good to occupy the computer all the time, so the two discussed it and replaced it with a movie suitable for all ages.

Then the two of them didn't see the movie, so they talked around me who was concentrating on watching the movie, chirping like a thousand ducks, and from time to time they came to poke me in the stomach and ***, blinding my eyes...... It's annoying.

Since tomorrow weekend, the school is closed. Aunt Chen only reminded the two of them to go to bed earlier before going to bed, and did not force them to turn off the computer to sleep.

So I watched two movies before the two of them yawned and took turns washing, then turned off the lights and went to bed.

I squatted at the foot of the bed and was in good spirits, and after the two of them were breathing steadily, I waited for more than ten minutes before gently walking under the desk, lifting my paws on the schoolbag, looking back at the two of them, sleeping like pigs.

Hey, hey, hey......

I slowly unzipped the bag, flattened it down, and then slipped inside to search for the tools I needed.

Take out the pencil case, open it, and bite out a signature pen.

Go back to the bottom of the bed, push the shoebox out, jump on the shoebox, and jump on the bed.

At this time, I was more cautious, and I had to stop and look at almost every step I took, and after a long journey, I managed to reach the bedside, looking condescendingly at Xiaoyu's face.

She muttered something in her dreams, and rolled her lips over.

I hurriedly ducked into the shadow of the pillow, waited for her breathing to be steady, and pressed the end of the pen and bit the cap of it.

Here's a stroke, there's a circle, pinch hahaha...... On the forehead is a strip of water waves.

Xiaoyu is too cooperative, if she hadn't turned over and lay on her side to sleep, I really wouldn't be able to write.

As the finishing touch, I painted all her nose black and finished the painting!

I put the pen under the bed, jumped down to push the shoebox back under the bed, put the pen back in the pencil case, and put the pencil case back in the bag. But I'm powerless to put my bag up, but this flaw doesn't get in the way.

With that done, I walked out of the bedroom refreshed, and went from the slit glass door to the outer balcony, where I easily removed the dirt and dust.

When the sky was bright, Xiaoyu woke up without an alarm clock, didn't rush to get up, pushed Ding Ling and said, "Get up and practice in the morning." ”

Ding Ling's sleepy eyes were hazy, and she turned around and pulled the quilt to cover her head, "It's the weekend today!" ”

"You have to stay with me on weekends, who let me sleep at your house?"

"It's not that I want you to sleep here."

"Do you want to get up? If you don't get up, I'll squeak you. ”

"Hmm~~~ you...... Yes! Ding Ling snorted, and before she had time to exert her strength, she was squeaked and screamed and laughed by Xiaoyu, and finally begged for mercy with a breathless look: "Get up, get up, I'm up." ”