But look at the pitiful way she cried...... I don't sympathize with her.

I turned my head and walked to the balcony as a victor, but there was no joy of victory in my heart. I don't know why, but she was the one who provoked me first, and she almost drowned me last night. I'm just painting her face, what's the big deal?

I walked out to the balcony and looked at the blue sky, could this be the offensive of tears? No wonder it was said on TV that it was a woman's nuclear weapon, and it was really powerful.

I have to admit that nuclear weapons are extremely powerful, and their radiation has fundamentally affected my mood and judgment.

After Uncle Ding and Aunt Chen went to work, Xiaoyu was still lying on the sofa and sobbing. Ding Ling was completely confused, comforting her for a while, and accusing me for a while.

Subjected to both internal and external pressure, I walked back to the living room with heavy steps, walked to the foot of the light rain, and patted her heel as if soothingly.

"Don't cry, Sister Xiaoyu, the capital has come to apologize to you. In fact, you can't blame my parents for not understanding you, no one will believe that it can understand people, and it will open its schoolbag and take a pen......"

"Uh-huh~~~ You still say!"

Xiaoyu interrupted Ding Ling's comfort as if she was coquettish, and Ding Ling simply hugged me to the sofa, pointed to my nose and said, "Apologize, sincerely apologize!" ”

Kicked your nose in the face?

I really wanted to turn my head and leave, but I can see that Xiaoyu is still pitiful...... Forget it, it's good that Meow doesn't fight with women.

I walked in with her, reached out and touched her arm, and called out in the gentleest, gentlest voice.

"Meow~~Meow !!!"

The sound suddenly retracted, as if it had sunk into a trough and then reached the sky in an instant, why?

Because her meow is all pretended! She meows early in the morning and knows that it is me, and she plans it early in the morning! She knew that it was unrealistic to chase after me, so she took advantage of my ability to understand human speech and took great pains to pretend to be pitiful and win my sympathy.

And then the moment I got close to her, I grabbed Ben Meow!

One misstep becomes a thousand years of hatred, and the most poisonous thing is a woman's heart.

Of course, these are just conjectures from the moment I was caught, and it's hard to say whether it's true or not.

She stood up the moment she caught me, and her almond-eyed eyes seemed to be about to choose someone to devour. Her hand tightened and tightened, and I was almost out of breath.

"Sister Xiaoyu!" Ding Ling screamed and pounced, "You're going to strangle it?" ”

"Look at my face? Strangling is too cheap for it. ”

What kind of theory am I rubbing this? Your face is worth more than my life? Your face is set with diamonds? What's more, the signature pen is just a flower, and it is not an indelible damage.

Xiao Yu snorted coldly and said, "If it weren't for your cat, I would have fallen to death just now!" However, the death penalty can be avoided, and the living crime is inescapable, dare to paint my face, and let me go out to lose face. ”

She carried me into the bedroom, took out the scissors and smirked.

What do you want? What do you want!!

I struggled weakly, watching the scissors that were getting closer and closer click, and a handful of cat hair went away with the wind.

She smirked and put the scissors between my legs, the cold touch making me shudder.

What do you want! Ben Meow fights with you!!

"Painting? The old lady told you to draw! Xiaoyu gritted her teeth with another pair of scissors.

I heard a clicking sound, and my brain went blank for a moment. There are only two words floating around in my heart...... Finished...... Finished......

"Huh~~" Xiaoyu scoffed in disgust, "I peed my pants before I even cut it, coward." ”

Miscellaneous...... What? Didn't cut it!

I craned my neck to look down, and there was a patch of hair missing from my belly, but little Tintin was safe and sound, and the whole cat was suddenly relieved.

Ding Ling kept chasing after Xiaoyu and was very powerless to stop it, and Xiaoyu blocked Ding Ling while shearing her hair. A few minutes later, my body was pitted, and it appeared in front of Ding Ling's eyes as if it had been gnawed by a dog.

This is not the end, Xiaoyu put down the scissors and picked up the pen again, and wrote and drew on the hairless area on my body.

"Draw a little turtle here, write my fault there, draw me repentance here, draw sorry there, ask for forgiveness, ask forgiveness, ask forgiveness, write important information three times......"

It's terrible to offend a woman, and it's even more terrible to offend Xiaoyu.

But the struggle is not over, this meow will never bow to the evil forces! You can smear my body, but if you don't smear it, I have the determination to take revenge, ah meow!

Exhausted, I gave up struggling, and there was no place for her to write anyway.

She took out her mobile phone and clicked seven or eight photos at three angles, hummed and threatened me: "Knowing that you are not convinced and dare to retaliate, I will post all these on the Internet!" ”

Huh, threaten Ben Meow?

Who is afraid of who!

If you have the ability, you will pass it on, and if you have the ability, you will pass it on together, and see who is more embarrassed.

I flicked my tail lazily, and Ding Ling muttered beside me: "No, Sister Xiaoyu, you are abusing kittens, and you will be doxxed by netizens." ”

Xiaoyu pointed to her own flower face and yelled: "What about me? It's still abusing me! ”

Ding Ling comforted me again, and it was easy to make Xiaoyu peaceful, and she came back to pity me. For this reason, she took out the saved meal money, bought snacks for Xiaoyu and me, and patted her chest and said that she had packed the lunch.

I'm a newcomer, I don't know what to eat, I'm saying that I sleep soundly at noon, what kind of food to eat.

Xiaoyu scoffed at this, snorted coldly, looked up at the ceiling at a 45-degree angle and said, "Lunch, you originally made it." ”

"I'll wash the dishes too, right? You're saying that you've got the Führer like this, what else do you want? ”

"Forget it." Xiaoyu finally let go of the hand on the back of my neck and swept me under the table, "Then stay cool, it's annoying to look at you." ”

Are you annoying? I'm still annoyed!

I landed and meowed, and the smell of the ink on my oily pen stimulated my sense of smell and hit my nerves.

Two hours later I understood two questions.

First, how much Ding Ling likes pets.

Second, even if I don't have the stimulation of ink, I don't want to sleep.

There is no holiday, or when there are adults at home, I can't see it at all, no matter what Ding Ling does, she has to pull me along.

I had to crouch next to the homework book to do my homework, and as soon as I was a little sleepy, she would take the pen cap bucket for me. Just a little sleepy, she poked me again with the cap of the pen.

When she me off and went to bite her, she pushed me away again and said, "I'll play with you for a while, I can't do my homework if you bite the pen." ”

I......

You can't afford to provoke me, can you? I stood up and was about to jump under the desk, but she grabbed me back and said, "Don't you run around, just lie on your stomach here?" ”

I......

Also, she has to take me with her when she goes to the bathroom. To her, she blindfolded me, and she turned me around her back.

I......

Countless revolutionary martyrs have used cruel facts to prove that the most likely consequence of single-mindedness and dual-use is that they can't do anything well.

So the morning passed, she didn't finish her homework, and I didn't get a good night's sleep.