Chapter 16: Anti-Killing
Finally, Xiaoyu finished her homework and threw a pen to shout that she was hungry, and when she saw that the time had passed the meal, it was almost two o'clock in the afternoon.
Ding Ling should undertake to complete the half-written exercises, and with her hands together, she led me to the kitchen, "It's too late, can you make do with the noodles?" β
"Okay, but with a poached egg. And ham sausages! β
Okay, sister, don't you take me with you when cooking......
She went into the kitchen and sat down in an iron pot to boil water. The other stove is also opened, and the solidified white lard is added. Then take out the eggs, ham sausages from the refrigerator.
While the lard was heating up, she peeled off the ham sausage and slice it and put it in a bowl that had been seasoned.
Of course, I didn't forget to give me a small paragraph.
I leaned in and smelled it, it was very fragrant. A bite, cold? Suddenly there was no love again.
The lard had been heated, and the green and white oil smoke was slowly rising.
Ding Ling easily cracked the eggs into the oil pot, and the sound of sizzling accompanied by the fragrance of eggs wafted in the kitchen.
I smelled the fragrance and walked towards the oil pot, but she blocked me halfway.
"Gluttony, huh? You can't go over if you're hungry, it's hot. She said as she sprinkled the salt without hurrying.
At this time, Xiaoyu shouted painlessly, "It's not okay yet?" I'm so hungry that my chest is pressed against my back! β
"The water hasn't even boiled yet." Ding Ling responded, the spatula turned over, the poached egg turned over, turned off the low heat and slowly fried.
"By the way, I don't want chili!"
"You didn't say it sooner!" Ding Ling frowned and looked at the bowl, "Just put a little bit and make do with it." β
Xiaoyu came to the kitchen when she heard this, covered her nose and couldn't stand the smell of oil smoke, confirmed the two bowls, pointed to one of them and said, "This one is mine, it's not so spicy with some vinegar." β
Ding Ling picked up the vinegar bottle and added it to her, and asked strangely, "Can you eat spicy?" β
"Still eating?" Xiaoyu touched her cheek and said, "Tell this dead cat to paint on its face, look at it (yelling at me)!" I don't know if I'll get acne yet. β
With that, she choked on the fumes and coughed twice, and left the kitchen as a matter of course.
I peeked out from behind the cruet and searched for the pepper. Hey, little, this is your own exposed weakness, and in a while we will have revenge, revenge, ah, meow!
The poached eggs were already burnt and fragrant, and the water in the iron pot was boiling and boiling.
Ding Ling turned off the stove for frying poached eggs and stepped to get the noodles in the closet.
I took the opportunity to bite open the lid of the enamel cup and quickly reached into it. Scoop out a handful of chili oil and pour it into a vinegared bowl and drip it.
Spicy to death you, spicy to you!
When it was clean, I scooped up a handful of chili oil and pressed it in.
Spicy to death you spicy to you!!
Ding Ling took the noodles into the pot, and the chopsticks evenly spread the noodles. I rolled up my right paw and hid it, standing on three legs and tilting my head to sell cuteness to her: "Meow~~"
"What's the hurry? You haven't even eaten the ham sausage! β
That's so cold! Who's to blame for eating a tummy?
She said that she still turned around and went to shovel the poached eggs in the pot. I hurried to scoop up two handfuls of chili oil, dripping it clean and blocking it in front of the overloaded bowl.
Ding Ling cut a quarter of a poached egg for me, and kept the remaining three-quarters for herself. Then chase me away and put another poached egg in the small rain bowl.
I couldn't help but turn my head and snicker, there was a poached egg in the way, and the possibility of revealing the stuffing was much smaller.
Ding Ling continued to stir the noodles tumbling in the pot, broke off a few vegetable leaves, washed them and put them in the pot. Rush on the high heat for a few seconds, and the noodles are cooked!
She poured the noodles into a bowl, but she didn't forget to care about me, "Why don't you eat it?" Fried? β
Hu your sister, it's hot!
I rolled my eyes with my back to her, my right paw was a little hot, and I quickly reached into the water in which she washed the vegetables, it was cold, so comfortable.
"What are you doing?"
Ding Ling was curious about my actions, and I felt worried, just like the chili oil on my paws floating on the water, for a while.
Fortunately, she was confused enough to say to me, "It's fun to take a bath, right?" When you're done eating, I'll wash the ink off your body. β
As mentioned earlier, the grandson will only take a bath in the future!
This is by no means an angry word, but a heartfelt word after Ben Meow almost died.
Therefore, when I heard Ding Ling mention the topic of bathing, I was so frightened that I couldn't feel the hot pain in my right paw, so I jumped into the pool with a meow and ran to the living room.
A smoke hides under the sofa, I want to wash you, who is bringing me a bath, I am in a hurry!
"If you don't wash it, don't wash it, don't run away!" Ding Ling chased after two bowls of noodles in the back, and when she came to the living room, she didn't see me, so she asked Xiaoyu: "Sister Xiaoyu, where is the head of my family?" β
"Dead."
"Sister Xiaoyu~~"
"Under the sofa, you'll die without the cat!" Xiaoyu stretched out her hand with hatred of iron and steel, "There are pets and no humanity, you?" Give me the noodles. β
"Whoa." Ding Ling put the noodles down, lay on the ground and beckoned to me under the sofa, "Meow, come here." β
"Are you naΓ―ve or not? It's not that it doesn't understand people. β
"yes." Ding Ling continued to wave to me, "Don't take a bath, come out quickly, be obedient." β
I crawled to the edge, and Ding Ling pulled me out with her paws.
After I went out, the first thing I did was to look at Xiaoyu, she was holding a bowl, and she hadn't eaten a mouthful of noodles, did she notice something? I quickly looked away.
Xiaoyu knocked on the bowl with chopsticks and said, "You just get used to it." If you want me to say, you should take a broom and beat it. β
I'll put up with you and see how you cry for a while.
I didn't argue with Xiaoyu, I pretended to be pitiful and meowed.
Ding Ling suddenly became cute, her eyes turned into marshmallows, and she hugged me in her arms and grinded, "Don't, how cute the FΓΌhrer is." β
"It's like a Laipi dog, what's cute?"
"You have to take care of it!" Ding Ling hugged me tighter and said, "You didn't cut it yet!" β
"Am I so angry if it hadn't smeared my face?"
Xiaoyu was very angry about this, and she didn't want to think about who provoked whom first?
However, Ding Ling ate and sold cuteness, and hugged me on the coffee table, turned out her poached egg, and tore off a piece and fed it into my mouth. Xiaoyu was so angry that she stuck her chopsticks straight to the end and turned out the poached eggs.
I saw the crimson under the poached egg, and my heartbeat instantly increased by several percent, and as the poached egg got closer to Xiaoyu's mouth, the heartbeat climbed geometrically.
No, no, the hot sensation came back to my right paw, and it was so irritating that she knew it when she put it in her mouth, and she had to divert her attention.
The poached egg had already touched her lips, and I pretended to stumble and fell off the coffee table, and when I got up, I hit my head on the coffee table leg again.
"Hah, silly cat." Xiaoyu was very happy to see that I was unlucky, and bit off most of the poached eggs in one bite, and chewed vigorously with her small mouth.
Seeing that the plan had succeeded, I turned my head to avoid Ding Ling's little hand to hold me, ran two meters away and turned around to squat, ready to appreciate Xiaoyu's ugliness......