Ding Ling wanted to say something, but after opening her mouth, she couldn't help laughing, and laughed at herself: "I can't understand what you're saying, what's the point of arguing with you?" ”

I have such a violent temper, you don't understand and blame me?

I slapped the coffee table angrily, then covered my right paw and screamed.

Ding Ling hurriedly put my right paw into the water bowl, "Yes!" Suffering, right? This is called harming others and ultimately harming oneself. ”

"Meow Meow Meow ......"

"Okay, okay, they all say I don't understand." Ding Ling smoothed my back hair, "You can soak it, wait for me to finish my homework, and go and apologize to Sister Xiaoyu together." ”

Apologize? Absolutely not!!

I meowed twice seriously, this time Ding Ling understood what I meant, but she didn't approve of it, and analyzed it for me: "Even if you are wronged, aren't you afraid that Sister Xiaoyu will publicize your secret and send you to slice and study?" ”

Belch...... I'm really not afraid of that.

There are two reasons for this.

First, based on my observation of Xiaoyu, she belongs to the kind of woman who has a clear love and hate, is happy to enmity and hatred, and says the same...... Shrew!

Just like the people in the rivers and lakes in Xiaoao, if there is a grudge or a grudge, they have to do it themselves, and they will never fake it to others.

Second, she preaches that others believe it? Take this morning's incident as an example, Uncle Ding and Aunt Chen also include her mother, am I the one who painted her face?

Obviously don't believe it.

So the threat didn't work for me, and I meowed twice again.

Seeing this, Ding Ling was unreasonable and began to play the emotional card. What to say about your best friend, what to say upstairs and downstairs, what to say about neighborhood, what to say about a school, what to say when you look up and don't look down, what to say......

All in all, the tension between me and Xiaoyu must be resolved, and it will be resolved today!

After that, she took the textbook and went back to the bedroom to do her homework, saying that she wanted me to be alone...... A cat is quiet, think it through.

In fact, I know that she wants to set aside time for Xiaoyu to calm down, after all, Xiaoyu is angry. Why should I be quiet? I am the winner! I'm going to get high!

I took my right paw out of the water bowl and jumped on the remote control with three feet to turn on the TV.

"Brother Linghu!"

"Brother Xiang!"

Depend on! It's all started, I didn't see the previous plot, where did this big brother Xiang jump out?

I didn't mutter, but Ding Ling was stunned when she heard the sound of the TV, and she snuggled up to the bedroom door and exclaimed: "You can still turn on the TV!" ”

How fresh? Wonder is the daughter of ignorance.

Ding Ling was surprised, ran over to turn off the TV, and then stared at me with great interest.

Are you sick? Do you know how determined I have to be to have the courage to push my right paw down?

I endured the swelling pain, turned on the TV again, and pulled the remote in front of me to guard it lest anyone try to verify it.

Ding Ling didn't continue to verify, but ran back to the bedroom, came out with a pen and paper, put it in front of me, and said, "Should you ...... You can write, right? ”

Isn't this nonsense? I'll read it, can't I write it?

However, it is difficult for a cat's paw to hold a pen, not to mention that my right paw is injured now.

"If you think about it, you know!" Ding Ling hurriedly shoved the pen into my paw, tried several times without success, but I screamed again and again in pain.

Can't you return the left paw?

It turns out that the left paw is more painful, and I can't hold the pen either, and the right paw has to bear the heavy responsibility of supporting the body, which is so painful that I don't want it.

Ding Ling had an idea, went back to the bedroom, took out a roll of adhesive tape, and wrapped the pen around my right paw.

"Here, write one. Why did you paint Sister Hua Xiaoyu's face? ”

Just write, you should let her know the cause and effect, you can't always misunderstand me, right?

I picked up my pen and wrote crookedly on the paper. Not to mention, it's one thing to be able to read and understand, but it's really difficult to write it.

Even the simplest horizontal and vertical skimming can't be written well.

I tried to write the most standard horizontal line, and it looked like a complete wave. Not to mention the rest, a whole line of earthworms crawling across the paper.

Ding Ling saw that I was writing, and she couldn't even read smoothly because she guessed wrong.

I had to write the wrong word again, and she continued to guess, continuing to guess throughout the whole text, and finally understood this simple sentence.

"You said that when Sister Xiaoyu helped you take a bath, she wanted to drown you?"

"Meow meow!" I nodded repeatedly.

"How so? She was joking with you, not on purpose. ”

"Meow Meow Meow ......"

"Don't meow, I don't understand, you better write."

......: "It's easy for you to write with your paws when Ben Meow?"

What made me even more speechless was her point of view, why did she think Xiaoyu was joking? Xiaoyu threw me directly into the basin and laughed when she saw me drowning.

Of course, I also know that she made an unintentional mistake. Otherwise, it would not be as simple as painting her face, but biting her throat.

In other words, manslaughter has to be sentenced, manslaughter of cats can be counted? The cat was born to a mother?

No, no, it's too much trouble and too painful to write like this. I've condensed it and summed it up in six words.

"She's going to kill me!"

"It must have been a misunderstanding!" Ding Ling said categorically: "If you don't believe it, I'll ask you later!" ”

It's okay, so that she knows to play in a measured way. Look at me, painting my face and putting peppers, it's all innocuous jokes.

Look at her again, flooding, slashing with a knife, all of them are fatal moves. In particular, the nature of the knife cut is extremely bad.

I have to apologize, apologize sincerely, and have a future attitude, then I forgive her.

Look, how generous Ben Meow is.

Ding Ling nodded when she saw me, and she also put down a big stone in her heart. Leave me in the living room to watch TV and go back to the bedroom to do my homework.

Halfway to delay for a while, after opening the TV plot, there was a big section, who is this surname Xiang?

As the plot progresses, I soon stop worrying about Xiang Wentian's identity. Dugu Jiujian is so handsome, he can win the opponent even if he stands still.

Watching Ling Hu Chong's swordsmanship on TV, I also waved the pen tied to my right paw.

Hey? No nails, no weapons!

I felt a burst of excitement in my heart for no reason, wahaha, Dugu Jiuzhu, reappear in the rivers and lakes!

I poke! I'm picking! I'm paddling!

Great, I'm satisfied. There are clouds in the rivers and lakes: one inch long, one inch strong. Ben Meow has the help of the pen, and it will be invincible in the world! Lalala...... (Artificial Echo)

An hour later, Ding Ling came out after finishing her homework and took me upstairs to negotiate with Xiaoyu.

Knock on the door, tuk tuk tuk......

"Sister Xiaoyu, it's me. You open the door first. ”

The door opens.

The light rain has not subsided, and he pouted the sausage mouth and hugged his chest with his hands, "What are you doing?" Don't intercede with it, there will be it without me in the future, and I will have it without it! ”

"Actually, it's a misunderstanding, I'll tell you when I go in." Ding Ling put her arms around me with one hand, pushed Xiaoyu into the house with the other, and closed the security door by the way.

She dragged Xiaoyu to the living room and sat down and put me on the table.

Xiaoyu raised her hand and was about to sweep me off the table, but after being stopped by Ding Ling, she was very unhappy and said, "You still have to protect it, right?" ”