I saw that she was chewing vigorously with her cheeks, and her face was wrong when she chewed. His brows furrowed, his smiling face collapsed, and he spit out all the chewed poached eggs with a whoosh.

still stretched out his unnaturally red tongue, and couldn't say a word for a long time, but squeezed out two tears.

Wha, deserved!

"Sister Xiaoyu, what's wrong with you?"

"Hah...... Ha ...... "Xiaoyu's little mouth opened and closed, so hot that tears and snot flowed together, and it took several efforts to condense the thousands of words in his heart into one single word.

"Spicy!"

"Spicy? I just put a small half spoonful of chili oil, how can I ......" Ding Ling took Xiaoyu's bowl and chopsticks and turned the noodles in the bowl, and the whole bowl of noodles turned red in two clicks, "How can this be?" ”

"Dead cat! The old lady kicked you to death! ”

Xiaoyu should understand even if she is slow to react, and she looks like a tigress, and she screams and pounces on me.

She's definitely not slow to be fast, and she expected her to go crazy early on. Before she could make the killing, I meowed and ran away.

I ran in front and she chased behind. We jumped over the couch, across the living room, across the dining room, tangled in Ding Ling's bedroom, and ran to the kitchen.

"Don't run! Stand for the old lady! ”

Are you stupid? Standing will kick you to death!

I made an emergency brake and turned around gorgeously to drill under the crotch of the little rain. She couldn't react, she slammed into the stove, waved her hands and knocked over the iron pot, and was drenched in the hot noodle soup in the pot.

"Ah!!!h

I don't know if it's angry or hot, anyway, this scream is absolutely shocking, crying ghosts and gods, and the whole building seems to shake three times, completely covering the jingle of the iron pot falling to the ground.

Then, she wore a wet look, a noodle hanging from her hair, and a kitchen knife in her hand.

"Ding Ling, you open it for me! If you don't split it alive today, the old lady is not surnamed Gu!! ”

She raised her hand to push Ding Ling away, and continued to chase me with a kitchen knife.

I didn't see it, this woman is so hot, but how can I tell her to catch up? Whether it's speed or reflexes, she's eight lanes behind me.

However, she was holding a sharp blade, but I didn't dare to hold it up, and I didn't dare to jump around, especially in the dangerous position under her crotch, and I definitely couldn't perform it a second time.

The two of us continued to chase and escape, Ding Ling was at a loss to do anything on the side, in an instinctive fear of the blade, and she didn't dare to step forward to stop her.

After another half a minute, Xiaoyu was obviously out of fitness, and when I jumped over the coffee table, she didn't jump along as usual, but tripped over the coffee table.

It just so happened that she tripped over the bowl of noodles and poured it all over her face.

"Ah!!h

This scream is more likely, it could be angry, it could be hot, it could be spicy. However, judging from the fact that the number of decibels is not as large as the previous one, the second possibility should be eliminated.

She was so angry that she didn't chase anymore, and hung two lines of tears and used the kitchen knife as a flying marker.

I heard a thud, and the clink of a kitchen knife landed five seats away from me.

Hmph, fight Ben Meow.

"Wow......" Xiaoyu cried, crying hysterically and heartbreakingly.

Ding Ling rushed over, pulled the noodles on Xiaoyu's body, and comforted her with good words, "Don't cry, don't cry, it's not beautiful when you're crying." ”

"Wow...... It's spicy, it's spicy! Xiaoyu stretched out her tongue and couldn't speak clearly. When I looked closely, I saw that her lips were swollen like sausages, and her tongue was like a small sausage.

"Oh~~ spicy and spicy." Ding Ling coaxed Xiaoyu like a child, glared at me and said, "Meow Teller! I can't apologize yet! ”

Apologize? When Ben Meow is stupid? Ben Meow was on it once!

I crouched at a distance and didn't move, my right paw like a pinprick. I also sacrificed a lot to avenge this, I quickly licked my paws, I wanted to relieve the pain, but who knows......

Xiaoyu burst into tears with her tongue out, pointing to her mouth and shouting: "Spicy, spicy...... Water, water ......"

"Oooh, you're holding on." Ding Ling reacted at this time, and hurriedly rushed to pour water.

When she came back with water, the people in urgent need of help changed from one to one person and one cat.

Xiaoyu couldn't care about catching me anymore, and stretched out her hand to catch the water cup, "Here, give it to me...... Spicy, spicy...... Water, water ......"

I also stretched out my claws and stuck out my tongue: "Meow, meow...... Meow, meow...... Meow, meow ......"

Ding Ling was in a dilemma, holding a water cup to no one.

"Ding Ling!" Xiaoyu screamed with a big tongue: "You are actually towards the cat? ”

"I'm ......" Ding Ling stomped her foot and turned her head to leave. Leave me and Xiaoyu looking at each other, how good are you to give one?

Xiaoyu stretched out her hand: "Don't go, give it to me!" ”

I stretched out my claws: "Meow, meow!" ”

said that it was too late, and when Xiaoyu asked for a water cup, he actually attacked me with two hearts. I catapulted, waving my claws nine times in a second!

But it didn't have any eggs, no nails, and the thick pads of flesh didn't hurt her hands in the slightest.

"You're still making trouble!" Ding Ling came back with two glasses of water, one in a cup and one in a bowl.

She stood in the middle of us, gave us the water, and then pointed at me and said, "Can't we get along?" Why is the revenge so heavy?

I pressed my right paw into the water bowl, I really wanted to drown in it, wash my tongue and tilt my head, and the water dripped down the hair on my face, "Meow meow meow!! ”

Ding Ling didn't understand, she nodded self-righteously, and turned around to educate Xiaoyu, "And you, why can't you get along with cats?" ”

Xiaoyu poured down most of the glass of water, and the remaining half was in her mouth, and she was not happy to hear Ding Ling's words, so she sprayed mouthwash and yelled: "What do you mean I can't get along with it?" ”

She spit out the mouthwash and wiped it, and cursed fiercely with her tongue: "Don't say it's a cat, even if it's a panda, I must take revenge for this revenge!" ”

The last word was said with gritted teeth, the tail note was broken, and the little fist was even more white.

I also stood up, standing on my hind legs and waving my slightly swollen right paw: if there is any trick, just use it, Ben Meow continues! As the saying goes, if you don't fight, you have to get enough temperament.

Xiaoyu and I stared at each other, and then she snorted coldly and turned her head away, slamming the security door slammed.

I thought to myself, you Loser still dare to lose your temper with me? also grinned and roared.

Ding Ling was helpless in the face of the result, took out a broom, mop and rag to clean up the battlefield, and couldn't let her parents see this mess.

While picking it up, she said bitterly: "I don't understand what grudge you two have?" She also bathes you and wipes you with water. ”

She was there to help me take a bath, obviously to make money and kill me! I threw my head up and meowed, arguing for reason.

Ding Ling said again: "Although she shears your hair and writes on you, but you also paint her face first, and you tear it out at once, how can you retaliate?" ”

I...... How can you say the other way around? From the very beginning of the meeting, she played me in the head! It's always been her who messed with me first, okay!

I was so anxious that I fidgeted, arguing and arguing.