As it turns out, as long as there is no light rain to help. There is nothing to be afraid of taking a bath.

After dinner, I soaked in warm water. Aunt Chen rubbed my back, the strength was moderate, not in a hurry. It is both itchy and comfortable.

There are colorful bubbles floating on the water, like a dream, and if you don't use Xiaobai's detergent, it will be perfect.

Damn, Ben Meow actually wants to pick up Xiaobai's leftover shampoo.

After taking a bath, the hair dryer that this meow regarded as a flood beast has become the most harmonious thing in Aunt Chen's hands, the warm wind is buzzing, and Aunt Chen is cooperating with combing my cat hair, and it will be dry and refreshing after a while.

I trotted two steps, and the little cat hair fluttered in the wind.

With Piao X, it's so confident.

Watching TV, Ding Ling, who had finished her homework, came over and carried me into the bedroom and put it on the desk where the computer had been turned on.

I typed it with a keyboard, and of course I adapted it. Don't say what you shouldn't say, and exaggerate what you should say.

The ups and downs of the plot put Ding Ling in the painting and exclaimed from time to time. Especially when it comes to Ben Meow fighting four against one and fighting four vicious dogs, she pinched a cold sweat for me.

After talking for a while, Aunt Chen reminded Ding Ling that it was time to sleep.

I waited for Aunt Chen to turn around, and quickly typed out on the keyboard: "Plug in the headphones for a while, don't turn off the computer." ”

Ding Ling rubbed my head, leaned over to connect the headphones, and the novel advised: "Wait for my mother to fall asleep and play." ”

I nodded, and typed out on the keyboard again: "I'm going to play outside tomorrow, you go to Xiao Liu's place to find me after school, or I'll wait for you in the community." ”

"You!" Ding Ling covered her mouth in surprise and asked in a low voice, "But how can I tell my parents?" ”

"Let's just say that when I meet Xiao Liu, who is walking the dog, he wants to thank me for saving Xiaobai and help you take care of it during the day." I thought about it and knocked it again: "Just say that Xiaobai and I can play together." ”

"Okay......" Ding Ling knew that I was as smart as others, but she was not afraid that I would suffer, so she thought about it and said, "Then when you go out for morning exercise, I will bring you a ham sausage." ”

That feeling is good, I sold a cute one to make Ding Ling happy, and a ham sausage suddenly doubled.

The computer still has to be turned off first, Ding Ling said that I will turn it on anyway, so as not to make Aunt Chen suspicious when she sees that the light is still on in the room.

Of course I don't care, let her help fold the shoe box, at least let me open the back of the computer, and jump on the desk, right?

Sleeping with the lights off, I crouched at the foot of the bed, staring at the light coming through the crack in the door. The light flickered on and off, which is the reason for the change in the TV screen.

Mother-in-law and daughter-in-law disputes, family conflicts, I really don't know what's so good about this, why don't you sleep?

I waited for boredom and yawned one after another. Finally, the TV was turned off, and the door of the master bedroom was closed, but Aunt Chen still had to chat with Uncle Ding.

It's all old husbands and wives, what can I never say?

I was depressed, so I simply went back under the bed and squinted for a while.

When I woke up, my throat was dry and sore, so I quickly licked a few mouthfuls of milk to moisten my throat. Then move your limbs and I'll jump!

A few of them landed on the desk, and I suddenly remembered that the computer hadn't started yet, and I frustrated myself and jumped back to find the boot button on the main chassis.

Back at the desk again, the monitor is already lit up, and a pop-up pops up in the bottom right corner that says you've beaten 98% of your opponents in the world with a boot time of 38 seconds.

I clench my claws, and sooner or later this meow will defeat 100% of my opponents.

Pushing the mouse to open the player, Brother Pheasant jumped out as always. Although there was no voice, I knew he was saying, "I'm XXX, it's a brother, let's come to XX Thunder." ”

It's interesting, I've only seen this advertisement three times, and now I can involuntarily react to the dialogue when I see the picture.

Well, if the meow army wants to grow, it must also have its own slogan.

I changed the dialogue of the commercial, and the 1.0 version is like this: I'm Meow Teller, I'm a brother, let's come to Meow Army.

It doesn't seem to be very powerful, and it is said that it is a brother to the cats and dogs that you don't know, who cares about you?

It has to be changed.

After a number of upgraded versions such as 1.1, 1.2, and 1.3, the 2.0 version of the Meow Legion Recruitment Advertisement has been released.

I'm Meow Terler, and if I want to eat meat, let's come to Meow Legion.

This is good, among which Meow Teller can be replaced with one ear and two bars, which is convenient for any member of the Meow Legion to publicize to the outside world.

Secondly, if you want to eat meat, it can also vary from person to person, and you can change it to want to gnaw bones, want to eat fish, want not to be bullied, and so on. All-round 3D three-dimensional publicity, all pets in the city.

The advertisement on the computer changed, and Brother Pheasant disappeared and was replaced by a cartoon version of the character, wearing only a pair of underwear, wielding a wooden sword, and slashing the scorpion that was N bigger than the character.

The scorpion won't fight back yet, so he stupidly lets the character cut it. When he died, he would sprinkle his equipment and gold coins like a boy of fortune.

I'm surprised, the scorpion has no purse, so there are so many things there?

At this time, the character is just a cow X, countless experiences have poured into her body, and her unicorn has been ...... Uh, I'm sorry, she's clad in armor and wielding a serrated knife twice her size.

Then a row of red letters was typed on the screen: "One knife 998, no hero, no legend." ”

Fight the monster who can't move, and I'm embarrassed to call it a hero?

I was dismissive, but the advertising slogan flashed through my mind.

Yes, no heroes, no legends.

In order for the Meow Legion to grow and develop, to attract more pets to join, and to have a sense of belonging to the pets who have already joined, they also need a soul-like hero image.

Only when the legion has the backbone can it have a stronger cohesion. If you look at the famous armies in history, they all have this kind of heroic image.

With this kind of image, if nothing else, at least the phenomenon of one ear escaping from the battle can be eliminated.

I tilted my head, looked at myself reflected on the screen stupidly, and shook my hair (hair) and said: When you are a hero, who else is you?

So the problem is, as a hero, at least the image that makes outsiders look tall and majestic.

This is a sentence to say, and combined with the analysis of the real situation.

No matter how pets adapt to urban life, the wildness in their bones is innate and unchangeable.

Why is the king of the jungle a lion? Why is the king of the mountains a tiger? Why is the overlord of the seas a shark?

Because they are fierce, not only do they look fierce, but they are even more fierce when they fight. They are the kind of guys who once they start fighting, they will treat themselves as murderous and will do their best.

This is evidenced by the idiom: the lion fights the rabbit, and also uses all his strength.

So, I carefully looked at my reflection on the screen and shook my head depressedly: You are only cute enough, not fierce enough......

And Ben Meow has thin arms and short legs, no matter who he fights, he can only adopt guerrilla tactics.

This is very humiliating in the animal world that advocates force, okay? Even if you win, others will say it's a fluke, or that you stepped on shit......

At the moment, I can only practice Dugu Jiu diligently.

I pushed the mouse to select Xiaoao Jianghu, right-click to play, and go you.