Chapter 42: Another Sneak Attack

Looking at the plot of Xiaoao Jianghu, practicing the kung fu of Dugu Jiu, time is just scratching, scratching, the sun is roaring on the buttocks~

Of course, the sun drying the ass is just a description of this meow, and the real situation is that the sun has not woken up yet. However, Ding Ling's mobile phone has already been called.

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Follow me with a slow motion with my left hand and right hand, and replay in slow motion with my right hand and left hand ......"

I scratched my last claw at the sound of the bell, flicked the mouse four centimeters away, and finished scratching.

Ding Ling rubbed her eyes and sat up, put on her clothes, lifted the quilt and put on her shoes. I pushed the mouse to select the search bar, typed a few words on the keyboard, and meowed for her to see.

My throat is so dry and uncomfortable, and my voice is no longer cute.

Ding Ling obviously heard that my voice was wrong, and told me with concern that I must have hurt my throat yesterday, and I should scream less or not today.

I nodded in agreement, and my heart said that you should be stupid? My throat hurts when I make a sound, and you don't want me to call me yet.

She leaned over and looked at the text I typed, which read, "Can you go to the pet store after school and buy my fifth brother home?" #

Ding Ling was a little embarrassed, saying that it was no problem to go and see, but the problem was that she had no money. But she can try to talk to the boss, if my fifth brother is still there, let the boss not rush to sell, and wait for her to save enough money to buy.

I had to sigh, do my best to obey the destiny of heaven, if only Ben Meow could make money.

turned off the computer, Ding Ling went to wash, I licked my paws to wash my face, and I went down my hair when I still had time. After taking a shower yesterday, the hair on my body was very fluffy, and I always felt that I couldn't stop the wind.

A few minutes later, Ding Ling beckoned at the door of the second bedroom, ready to go out.

I jumped off my desk and followed her to the door, where I saw her reach for the door and grabbed her trouser leg.

She bowed her head and said, "What's the matter?" ”

I was not born, gesturing with my paws: Have you forgotten something?

She obviously didn't understand, and she didn't remember what she said last night, and looked at me dumbfounded.

With black lines on my head, I walked to the front of the refrigerator and tapped the door with my paw. It's obvious whether it's good or not, and I can't understand Ben Meow's kneeling...... What about the ham sausage?

She slapped her head and laughed and said she had forgotten.

I said in my heart: Why don't you forget to take chopsticks when you eat.

She opened the refrigerator and took out a ham sausage, and helped me tear open the package before handing it to me.

I held the ham sausage and said very generously that I would forget it, but I would not be allowed to do it again next time.

Kone's ham sausage was only slightly shorter than my length, and I held it on my left and mopping the floor on my right. Hold the right side in your mouth and mop the floor on the left. Hold the middle ...... Uh, I can't hold it in the middle.

Seeing this, Ding Ling broke the ham sausage into two sections, compared the length of the sausage, and stuffed the slightly longer one into my mouth.

It's okay, I can't eat a whole stick anyway, and the rest of the night will be added.

I'm ready, and I'm finally going out. I don't know if it was delayed with ham sausage, after Ding Ling opened the security door, Xiaoyu didn't wait in the corridor.

Ding Ling glanced up and down the corridor, and muttered strangely, "Where is Sister Xiaoyu?" Did you sleep too late? ”

I didn't bother to care if the shrew didn't wake up, and went downstairs with half a ham sausage in my mouth.

Trotting, the cat hair on his body undulated, and the oncoming wind penetrated the cat hair and caressed the skin. It feels weird, both comfortable and uncomfortable.

Drilling out of the crack in the iron fence at the bottom of the building, the fog has not yet dispersed, and it looks hazy in the distance, and only the outline of the high-rise building remains, but it shows some different scenery.

At this moment, a black shadow suddenly appeared next to the iron fence, with teeth and claws, like a fierce tiger, and pounced on Ben Meow with a low roar.

Sneak attack! Dangerous!

Ben Meow ran away, instinctively making a strange scream. But because of the throat problem, the strange scream sounds even weirder, like the sound of someone choking the neck.

Damn, this is the legendary second-degree damage.

"Poof~"

The sound of laughter behind me was so familiar, and I looked back at it calmly. Good guy, it's really Xiaoyu, this shrew!

When she saw me looking back at her, she raised her hand and frightened, "What do you see?" If you still want to bite me yesterday, the blind old lady helped Ding Ling find you. ”

Do you also call it searching? Don't think that Ben Meow doesn't see whether it's good or not, it's completely perfunctory.

And what is your expression after finding Xiao Liu's house? Really can't see it? It's not rare to talk about you.

And she didn't agree with it when she wanted to say it, and she couldn't understand it when she agreed with it.

Yes, out of sight is pure. If you can't afford to provoke it, you can always afford to hide, right? Wait for Ben Meow's meow army to grow up, and I'm looking for you to settle the account.

I turned my head to leave, and realized that something was missing, so I quickly looked down, but saw that the half of the ham sausage was between me and Xiaoyu, and it was closer to Xiaoyu.

Xiaoyu obviously saw my searching gaze, and her vision was also focused on the ham sausage.

The two of us looked at each other in unison, like old enemies, and instantly understood each other's thoughts.

Whoever gets ham wins the world (victory).

At the same time, we both moved, the target ham sausage, rush!!

Don't look at Xiaoyu being closer to the ham sausage, but she has to bend over or squat to grab the ham sausage, and she loses from the beginning.

But I never expected that it was me who would lose from the beginning.

There is no other reason than that my goals are different from hers. I wanted ham sausages, but she just didn't let me get them.

So, when I ran to the ham sausage, I opened my mouth to bite first. Xiaoyu threw her over with a sweep of her legs, and kicked me and the ham sausage together with the strong wind and dust......

It's really ruthless, if it weren't for Ben Meow's quick reaction, wouldn't she have kicked her to death? It's just a pity that this meow's flowing cat hair was just washed yesterday......

When I landed and stabilized my center of gravity, the ham sausage had been trampled under Xiaoyu's feet, she picked up the ham sausage and asked proudly, "Are you looking for this?" ”

Looking for your sister, it's all mud you want?

It is estimated that my performance is not obvious enough, she still has to shake her right leg and say, "Sample, I can't clean you up?" Want to eat? Dream! ”

With that, she kneaded the ham sausage and threw it into the trash with her hand.

At this time, Ding Ling finally walked downstairs, she didn't know that Xiaoyu and I had fought again. blamed: "Sister Xiaoyu, you didn't tell me when you came down, so I woke up Aunt Gu." ”

Xiaoyu retorted: "You're embarrassed to say that I haven't seen you come out for a long time, I thought you hadn't woken up." ”

Ding Ling was taken over by Xiaoyu when she heard this, not only did she not blame, but said apologetically: "It's all because I just woke up and was confused, and I forgot to take the ham sausage I promised to the FΓΌhrer, so I delayed it for a while." ”

"Forget it, let's run." Xiaoyu generously expressed her understanding and pulled Ding Ling in the opposite direction to me. She ran with her hands behind her back and gave me the middle finger.

After a meow, I licked the lingering aroma of the ham sausage in my mouth, stood upright and gave her two middle fingers.

She couldn't see, and she couldn't see where my middle finger was. But the loser doesn't lose the battle, just the middle finger, when this meow won't be?