Ding Ling brought up the matter of taking me to the hospital again at this time, Xiaoyu was of course different, and persuaded her from the perspective of a normal person: "What do you say when you go to the hospital?" Say that it used to understand human speech, but after a cold, it couldn't understand it? ”

Ding Ling nodded.

Xiaoyu said: "Then the doctor will only recommend that you go to the brain department...... Oh no, psychiatry. ”

"Then let it stay like this, it doesn't understand people, you don't like it?"

"Not really."

"That's not the end, besides, I think it's better this way, it can understand people, and it's always weird to act like a human."

Ding Ling seemed to be persuaded by Xiaoyu, but she still pouted unwillingly: "How good you are like a person, obedient, and able to accompany me to relieve my boredom." ”

As they spoke, I rushed back from the balcony and threw myself on Xiaoyu's feet, scratching and biting at her shoelaces.

Xiaoyu suddenly exclaimed: "No wonder it suddenly pounced on my trouser leg just now, it must be because I stumbled." ”

Hearing this, I am really relieved, as long as she believes it, it will not be in vain for me to perform. Of course, I can't be happy too soon at this point, and I must continue to perform until she is convinced.

"Why is this all right?"

Still unwilling to explain the 'reality', Ding Ling brought me back to my desk and opened my homepage, as if trying to stimulate me to return to normal through past photos.

Xiaoyu stood behind and suddenly said: "You see those people in the TV series who hit their heads and lost their amnesia, they can recover after hitting them, do you want to try?" ”

No way! Do you want to be so ruthless? Hearing her proposal, I almost subconsciously turned back.

Fortunately, Ding Ling didn't agree to her plan, and still held on to let me see the photos on the computer, so I didn't reveal my intentions.

By noon, the meal had passed, and Ding Ling tirelessly showed me the homepage photos. Xiaoyu's stomach was growling with hunger, she asked Ding Ling to cook, saying that she would continue to stimulate my brain.

After the handover between the two, they had to be more careful. But I never expected that as soon as Ding Ling went out with her front foot, Xiaoyu pointed to my nose and said, "I'm waiting for a chicken feather pole!" ”

I was frightened, but I didn't seem to understand on the surface, so I leaned in and sniffed, looked up at her, and then pounced on her fingers and opened my mouth to bite.

"Wow, dare you bite me?" Xiaoyu hurriedly pulled her fingers away, "I know you're pretending." Have the ability but pretend not to understand? Pretending to mean you understand. ”

Well? If I pretend it, it means I understand. What about not pretending? It doesn't mean I get it. And it is obvious not to pretend to understand what it represents.

I continued to pretend.

"You're hesitating!" Xiaoyu seemed to have discovered a new continent, clenched his fist and said confidently: "I know." ”

Belch...... Haven't you hesitated, you know a fart? As long as Ben Meow doesn't admit it, you can only doubt it at best. After a long time, there will always be a time when you let your guard down.

I hesitated, but I followed the hesitation, slowly looked up, tilted my head to look at her, and then stood upright and flapped my paws.

It's like an ordinary cat is having fun, but the toy suddenly disappears and wants to come back.

Xiaoyu really wavered from his uncertain conclusion, but some dead ducks said stiffly: "Pretend, continue to pretend." ”

I was standing upright, and my center of gravity was slightly backward and I couldn't stand steadily. He looked stupid and stupid and fell down, then rolled over and stood up, and meowed to her in dissatisfaction.

"Exposed, huh? Dare you say you're not pretending? Xiaoyu pointed out to me again.

Of course, I jumped up and grabbed her fingers again, so angry that she got up and walked out, I watched her disappear into the doorway, looked back at the computer, and my mind turned to say something was wrong!

Quickly lowered his head and licked the cat hair on his waist twice to hide the motive of turning back, and then turned around, walked to the table and looked down, and then jumped onto the chair.

Looking up again, Xiaoyu smashes the fruit and hides by the door to peek.

I tilted my head to look at her, "Meow~~"

"Meow, meow! I don't believe you really don't understand, don't let me catch the evidence. ”

Cut ~ who is afraid of who?

But her suspicion is really serious, and it's not easy to deal with. I was afraid that she was still hiding in the dark and peeking, so I didn't dare to show any human-like movements.

Continuing to play the role of an ADHD kitten, flutter in the east, scratch and bite in the west, and then chase the tail around twice.

Don't say it, it's so tiring......

Finally, when Ding Ling was ready, I stopped entertaining myself and walked to the table with cat steps to watch the meow. Anyway, it is the instinct of all animals to eat when they are hungry, and they are not afraid of Xiaoyu becoming suspicious.

After eating, I maintained the excess energy that a kitten should have, chasing the footsteps of Xiaoyu back and forth. It just so happens that her nails have grown a little, and her jeans are just right for Ben Meow to grind her claws.

I scratch, I catch, I scratch...... Yo? Grab a thread!

"Dead cat!" Xiaoyu glared at me, thinking that if I still maintained the human thinking pattern, I shouldn't stretch out my claws in front of me.

Hey, hey, kind of you're hitting me? It's like you're beating me in front of Ding Ling? There is a kind of me that you are beating me into an ordinary cat in front of Ding Ling?

I tilted my head to look at the angry Xiaoyu, and my heart was so happy. Ben Meow is now following animal instincts and taking advantage of it.

Xiaoyu stomped her feet and said, "Look at it!" ”

"Cats, how normal is it to grind their claws? In the evening, I'll ask my dad to go online and buy a cat scratcher. Ding Ling meowed me over, scratched my chin and said, "Now you know that it used to be better, right?" If it understands people, it won't come and grab your pants. ”

Xiaoyu looked at me with suspicion and said, "Then why doesn't it grind its claws on your trouser leg anymore?" ”

I stared at her too, but with that ...... Are you talking about Shenma? An expression I couldn't even understand.

Ding Ling smiled: "How can I guess the cat's thoughts?" But well...... I guess it's because of the jeans you're wearing, it's more comfortable to grab. ”

"Butt." Xiaoyu rolled her eyes, simply crossed her feet on the chair, and raised her chin to me proudly, as if to see how you still scratch it.

If you don't catch it, you won't catch it.,Anyway, this meow doesn't force it.。

As they continued their homework, I scratched at the legs of the chair and made an unpleasant noise.

"It's annoying, isn't it?" Xiaoyu looked down at me again.

"Who told you not to give it trouser leg grinding claws." Ding Ling quipped, leaned over and hugged me onto the table and said, "So there will be no sound." ”

Well, there is indeed no sound in this way, but Xiaoyu still wants to do his homework? Dream!

However, Ben Meow can't favor one over the other, Xiaoyu wants to harass, and Ding Ling also wants to harass. lest Xiaoyu take the opportunity to say something again, saying that I deliberately pretended to be crazy and stupid.

But, when harassing Ding Ling, Ben Meow waited for her to finish writing and thinking about it, and then rushed over to bite the tip of the pen or something.

Harassing Xiaoyu is different, she has to wait for her to write halfway, and when she suddenly attacks a paw, a long line is suddenly pulled out of her notebook, like an earthworm crawling over.

Pinch haha, rewrite it all, little.

(Thanks to the twenty K VIPs and stamps, as well as the chrome Sim in the guests who were in (important things said three times) once, and many friends for their flower support.) In the end, Qi _ Ye regained the top spot in flowers...... Well, I just learned that the top of the flower list is called the flower fairy→_→ the person who took the name must be a girl←_←)