Chapter Sixty-Eight: Looks Pretty Average

Of course, it is impossible for the cause to be smooth all the time, and in Xiaoyu's complaints, I was locked in the bedroom by Ding Ling. But this is a victory, which shows that Ben Meow is in the right direction to change his strategy.

You only need to play the role of an ordinary cat, and you can block Xiaoyu without any scruples, just looking at her helpless expression is enough for this meow.

Just as he was thinking, the door opened, and Xiaoyu came in under the pretext of using the computer to check the information. Still playing the role of a normal meow, I tilted my head to watch her shoelaces bounce and then pounced.

Then I tragedy, she crouched down and grabbed me, and when I opened my mouth to call for help, she shoved a ball of waste paper into my mouth.

What do you want to do? I'm already an ordinary meow, Ding Ling is just one door away, how dare she be so unscrupulous?

"Hmph, whether you are really stupid or pretending to be crazy, if you dare to provoke me, you will be severely punished!" Xiaoyu whispered, pulled out a shoebox from under the bed, put me directly into it, and then pressed several books on the shoebox lid.

I thought to myself, this is the punishment? Ben Meow is not afraid of the dark.

But it's not right to think about it, what would you do if it was an ordinary meow and was locked up in a narrow, dark space? Of course, he panicked and desperately resisted.

It's such a cunning little rain.,At this time, I'm still testing this meow.。

I immediately fluttered, topped the shoebox, scratched the paper wall, and meowed.

After a while, Ding Ling heard the screams and walked towards the bedroom, Xiaoyu could only quickly open the shoebox, I immediately jumped out and hid under the bed with a smoke.

"What was the Führer calling just now?" Ding Ling opened the door, didn't see me, and asked, "Where is the Führer?" ”

"I don't know." Xiaoyu stood in front of the computer and pretended to be calm, "Just now it came to grab my trouser leg again, and as soon as I retracted my foot, it meowed away." ”

Hmph, liar. Don't dare to tell the truth in front of Ding Ling? Look at this meow to have revenge and revenge, and there is revenge and revenge.

I got out of the bed and crept out for a while, and then a surprise rush rushed up, and it was a pounce according to the crook of Xiaoyu's legs, and I ran after I pounced on Benmeow.

With my strength, of course, I won't let Xiaoyu fall, but it's enough to scare her.

She looked at me and stomped my feet behind my fleeing back, "Look at it? ”

"Cats, they're very vindictive."

Xiaoyu was stunned, and when Ding Ling saw the scene just now, she stammered: "I, I didn't offend it?" ”

"Why not? You don't even let it grind its claws. ”

Xiaoyu breathed a sigh of relief, "This is also my fault?" ”

"Cat, I haven't messed with it yet, it's not like it's gnawing at my pen."

Yes, yes, it's about keeping this theory. I hid under the bed and nodded, isn't that angry little? Pinch hahaha...... Angry with you, angry with you.

……

Despite my obstacles, they finally completed their homework. Especially after Ding Ling finished writing, with her by her side, it was not good for me to continue to find trouble with Xiaoyu.

Wait for Xiaoyu to finish writing...... Well, I think I've finished copying my homework.

The two of them got together and started a discussion about how to cure me.

Of course, the two girls in junior high school have a very limited understanding of the inside of the brain, all from TV movies, plus extracurricular reading materials.

So, after the two chattered, a decision was passed that both of them felt reliable.

"Baidu search."

I know when I search, but it's the first time I've heard it in Baidu. Isn't search for TV? Can Baidu search also solve the IQ problem?

Ding Ling crackled and typed the keyboard, I really wanted to look up, but as an ordinary meow, I can't be curious about still things.

So, I swooped and directly hugged Ding Ling's hand on the keyboard. Of course, Ding Ling was going to stop me.

She said, "Don't make trouble, we're trying to help you." ”

I said I didn't understand and continued to scratch her fingers. So she scooped me up in the crook of her arm and scratched my chin while typing what I was searching for with one hand.

So I naturally looked up at the computer, and halfway through looked at Xiaoyu, who was staring at me suspiciously, and meowed at her.

"What do you see? It was Ding Ling who asked me to show it. ”

I know the web page on the computer.,It's the kind of advertising that Brother Pheasant and Big Brother B do.。 But now there is no image, just a white background and a search bar in the middle.

This is Baidu? It looks pretty average.

I turned my head to look around, which happened to be in line with the characteristics of ordinary meows that can't be quiet. But when I looked at the computer, I was stunned by a message.

"Baidu finds about 1,930,000 relevant results for you."

Do you want to exaggerate that? Baidu is so powerful? There are nearly two million meows that can understand human speech and suddenly can't understand the information of human words? Is there any other meow in this world that can understand human speech?

I was relieved when I looked at what she was searching for. What she searched for was ...... "amnesia." ”

Phew~Empty rejoice...... Wait a minute!

In my spare eye, I saw that Xiaoyu's eyes seemed to be blooming, and it must have been my stunned expression when I saw the result that made her suspicious.

What to do? What to do?

With an idea, I swayed my head from side to side twice, and slammed out, pressing my paw against the mouse icon.

Ding Ling hummed strangely, and then shook the mouse, and the icon of the mouse immediately shook from side to side. My head shook from side to side, alternating claws to pounce on the icon.

"Führer, you've become so stupid now, but you're so stupid that you naturally sprout in the depths." Ding Ling smiled and fished me back.

I saw the glint in Xiaoyu's eyes dim, and I was relieved to know that the remedial plan had worked.

Xiaoyu stopped looking at me, looked at the computer and said, "How can you find the result when you search for this?" ”

Ding Ling thought about it, so she asked, "Then what are you searching for?" I have a cat that suddenly can't understand people? ”

"Of course not." Xiaoyu thought for a while and analyzed: "It's because of a cold that burned out the brain, although it can be regarded as amnesia, but you have to search clearly, you can't just lose memory, you try how to treat amnesia first." ”

Ding Ling sighed, operated the carriage with one hand, and the result came out. She clicked on one of the answers at the front of the line and whispered, "A glass of warm milk before bed?" Soak your feet in hot water before bed? Bedtime ...... What, isn't that a cure for insomnia? ”

I sweat, it turns out that Baidu search is so unreliable.

Xiaoyu said again: "Add another keyword, search for how to treat amnesia caused by fever." ”

Ding Ling crackled again, clicked on a result, and immediately laughed after reading it, "This is even more unreliable, eat more fruits and vegetables?" She lowered her head to tease me, "Are you a vegetarian?" ”

"Eat your sister~" My response was serious, but the feeling I showed was cute, so I just stared at Ding Ling with a blank face.

Auntie disagrees with this, maybe it's to deliberately correct me, she said that the results of the search are about people, maybe it really works?

So, after half an hour of searching and collecting. Ding Ling made the following treatment plan for my amnesia......

(The first time I learned to do a broken meow, I am not allowed to shoot bricks.) )