Go home.

I also looked forward to the prosperous and powerful future of the Meow Legion, and I got into it as soon as I opened a gap in the security door, wanting to tell the three wild cats the news.

By then, they will all be exploitation...... Well, the leadership, it's going to be very exciting.

But I rushed through the dining room and was stunned when I saw the living room. This situation is like a basin of cold water poured on my head, drenching the surging enthusiasm in my heart.

The living room can not be said to be a mess, after all, the sofa coffee table and the short combination or something, they are also a disaster. But on the walls, you can see cat's paw prints everywhere.

Look at the big and small yellow around the coffee table, you chase me, squatting on the sofa and having no love, the two bars are already in the oval hollow of the cat scratching board...... Stinks.

Undoubtedly, they all reflect a strong postmodernist artistic temperament.

"Stop!" I grimaced with a dark face, "What's going on? ”

"It's going to hit me!"

"You defecate in the open, the Führer said that the fortress will go back."

Xiao Huang opened his mouth together, making a lot of noise at me, and couldn't help but yell at them to shut up, and then turned around and asked the two bars, "Say, what's going on?" ”

The two poles said, "After you left, we were all obedient in the house." Then Rhubarb said it was going to be uh-huh, but I don't know who closed the toilet door. If it can't get in, it can only endure it, and in the end, it can't help it...... Then Xiao Huang said that it defecated everywhere, and you must strictly enforce your rules and stuff it back. ”

"......," I interrupted, "you're just looking at it?" ”

"No, I wanted to stop it at first. After all, the door is closed and you can't get in, and it's not Rhubarb's fault. This is also what Rhubarb argues for. But Xiao Huang doesn't follow it, and I can't talk about the rules you set...... Right? So they chased after them, and the footprints on the wall had nothing to do with me, and I tried to persuade them, but they didn't listen. ”

…… Speaking of which, that's the fault of the guy who closed the toilet door.

Just as he was thinking about it, he heard a commotion, and the pocket that Uncle Ding was carrying in his hand fell off, falling to the ground and scattering all kinds of props.

He stared at the footprints on the living room wall and said, "What are you doing?" Meow Teller, your Aunt Chen came back and saw it, and she went away every minute. ”

I turned around and meowed at him to retort, remembering that he couldn't understand meow, so I went to the second bedroom and told him about it on the computer.

Uncle Ding tilted his head and recalled, "When I came back at noon? Been to the toilet? ”

"Or else? Look at me and the three wild cats who can close the door. I thought he was trying to shirk his responsibilities and entered angrily.

Uncle Ding patted his head and remembered. But he didn't think about having to accept the fact that the toilet door opened inward. If it is three wild cats to close, it will inevitably be locked in the toilet.

Now that the toilet door is closed, and the three wild cats are all outside, isn't the answer obvious enough?

Of course, Ben Meow also has to bear part of the responsibility, if it weren't for the rules I set, there wouldn't be so many cat paw prints on the walls.

However, this meow will not admit it.

Now that the cat's paw prints are a fact, there is no point in arguing about who is right and who is wrong. We are all actioners, and we don't engage in those false ways of fighting.

Uncle Ding took the cleaning tools and started to clean up the aftermath, and asked me to study the scene for the three wild cats first, watch the video, rehearse and rehearse, and strive for time to pass.

I called the three wild cats to the desk, and before watching the short film of the Führer's Anger, I still have to criticize and educate them first, otherwise they think that they will not be punished for doing something wrong, and what will they do if they get worse in the future?

"You!" I pointed to Rhubarb's nose, "Pull it when you shouldn't, and pull it blindly when you shouldn't." ”

"I ...... I can't help but ......"

"Don't talk to me!" I shook it in the face with one paw and pointed at Xiao Huang's nose, "And you, it is commendable to strictly enforce the rules of this meow, but you also have to depend on the situation!" Do you know what improvisation means? ”

Xiao Huang thought about it for a while, and suddenly realized: "I understand, the head of state is the head of state, wake up in a dream." Just now I was just thinking about chasing it, but in fact, I turned around and went back, and I had already caught it. ”

This meow doesn't mean that, okay? Are you still holding your chest up, your nostrils pointing up?

I slapped it on the face with the same paw, "Didn't you catch your tsundere?" And so many footprints on the wall. ”

"It pedals first, and I'm mainly chasing ......"

"You're still quibbling!" I yelled at Xiao Huang, and finally pointed the finger at the two bars, "And you, as the squadron leader, you were talking when I was away, and you actually squatted next to watch the play?" ”

"But Xiao Huang is carrying out your ......"

"Are you still strong?" I patted the table and said bitterly: "As the second-in-command, I don't even have this decision-making ability, Ben Meow is very sad." ”

When the beating was over, and seeing that all three of them drooped their heads, I told them that now there was a chance to atone for their crimes, and that as long as they behaved well, the past would be written off, and each of them would have a small crucian carp tomorrow.

Their eyes lit up when they heard this, and they asked me how to behave.

I asked them all to squat first, then click on the web page to type in the Führer's anger, and select a random video to open.

"I've got my round eyes and looked at it carefully." I went back and watched the video, thinking about the declaration of how I was going to join the Meow Legion.

The three wild cats watched the video intently, and when they saw that I hadn't turned around yet, they couldn't help but start talking.

Two bars: "Hey, you say, what is the purpose of the Führer for us to see this?" ”

Rhubarb: "Let's get the villain out of the box?" ”

I really want to crash my head on the display screen when I hear it, how can I forget that the three wild cats can't understand people? What's more, they don't even know what a video is.

I had to explain this common sense, but I never expected that this explanation would lead to more questions.

For example, what is a video? What is a computer? What makes villains appear on the display screen, and what makes these villains stop when they say they say they stop, and what makes them move when they say they say?

How do I explain this?

Videos are videos, computers are computers, this kind of thing is just common sense in my opinion, and I really haven't understood it in depth.

Of course, there is no need to know. For example, when frying poached eggs, you just need to know how to crack the eggs into a pan of hot oil.

You can't fry a poached egg, you also have to study what elements are contained in the oil, what happens after high temperatures, and what chemical reactions occur when you encounter eggs, right?

So my answer was, "With your IQ, it's hard for me to explain it to you." ”

Three Wildcats: "......"

"But!" I said, "All you need to know is what we're going to do." ”

"Come on." I beckoned them to come closer, pointed to the video and said, "This video, as long as it is on the Internet, can be watched by anyone with a computer." What we have to do is to make a recruitment declaration for the Meow Legion. ”

They were still at a loss, and I waved my paws: "When the time comes, there will be countless cats and dogs coming here, and the meow army will dominate the community, dominate the city, and dominate the ...... (They seem to be at a loss again, I hurry up to their vital interests) The three of you can eat cat food and eat cat food, eat cat food if you want to eat live fish, nibble live fish, nibble one and lose the other. ”

"Wow~~~" The three wild cats understood now, and their saliva flowed: "Führer, you just say how to shoot!" ”

Damn, I thought to myself: I should have told them what to do if I knew it, and let them watch what video together? It's all Uncle Ding's mouths and tongues, and he is blindly delaying his efforts.

(300,000 words~ Xiaohu classmates have become deacons, congratulations.) ）