Finding the right way, I waved my paw to point the way, replayed the video, and then tentatively settled at each key point.

At the beginning of the video, it was in the corridor where there were many group performances, and I didn't mention it here, but we were just four cats alone, and the group performances were not enough at all.

The video clicked on is the Führer's version of the Angry Spring Festival.

In the picture, an actor wearing a German military uniform is talking to two girls, and the subtitle below reads: "Have you bought the ticket home?" ”

I'm fast-forwarding and too lazy to listen to their balabala's nonsense.

The picture jumps, this time it's indoors, although there are still a lot of group performances, but it doesn't matter, this point can already be switched in.

I pressed pause, and the screen stopped on a map, pointing a finger at the map, explaining the Allied offensive line and the lost positions of the German army.

Of course, the display of the subtitle is different, talking about the ticket grabbing group, there is a list of people who have grabbed tickets.

I pointed to the monitor and said, "This character is played by Rhubarb, and there will be a map when the time comes, so you can put your paws on it and move it, and at the same time say that the Meow Legion has occupied the two granaries in front and back of the community." ”

The video continues, and the next one to appear is Setler, who wears glasses and holds a pencil in his hand and stretches out at random.

I pressed the pause again, "This person is meow again, here I will say good job, now we have enough food, it's just a waste if we can't finish eating, it's time to recruit new recruits and enrich the meow army." ”

The video continued, and I pointed to the screen and continued: "This person is Rhubarb, and you are saying here that there are too many cats and dogs applying to join the group." Then Xiao Huang picked up, you said the head of state, should we be merit-based? ”

At this time, the video progressed to the angry version of many Führers, a highly regarded image.

It was the Führer's action of taking off his glasses, and his trembling hands and paws were affectionately called ...... by the majority of netizens The trembling of God.

To act this short film well, this action can be described as the essence of the essence.

I tried to lift my right paw up and shake it twice, not to mention the essence, I couldn't even look like it. But it doesn't matter, it just means that.

Anyway, netizens will associate it according to the subtitles, but pet cats and dogs won't care about these, the important thing is what I'm meowing.

So I said, "In this place, I'm going to take something off my face and take a shot and criticize you for not being able to discriminate, you have to treat everyone equally!" ”

The video continues, and this time there is another German group performance.

I pointed to this group speech and said: "This person is playing two more bars, you have to remember his movements, you must squat straight and tell me, saying that if you treat everyone equally, the two granaries will not be able to support so many cats and dogs." ”

The two bars nodded their heads in mind.

I pointed to the switched screen and continued: "Then it will be my turn again, and I will say at this time, if I can't feed it, I will occupy the new granary." Farmers' markets, pet shops, fishing docks, and more are the breadbasket of our future. ”

"Attention, attention! Scratching itches and so on will be scratching. I patted the table, pointed to the picture and continued: "Two bars, it's your turn to play again, you are the squadron leader, I will give you two chances to appear...... Are you still caught? You also let Xiao Huang catch it for you! ”

The eyes of the two bars are not eyes, the nose is not the nose and squatted straight again, and endured the itch: "Führer, you continue, I endure it." ”

"Well, that's what makes me look like a squadron leader." I nodded, pointed to the picture and said, "The second time you appeared on camera, I was very worried that these places were guarded and very dangerous. ”

"And then it's up to me to end the video, and I'll say, what's the danger? We are great cats, pandas, and all kinds of cats. After saying that, I threw the pencil out and shouted, we are not afraid of danger, we must be like men...... Uh, go to fight like our ancestors. The last picture gives me a big close-up, and I'm yelling out, go fight! ”

After the explanation, although the video has only just begun here, Uncle Ding and I discussed it in the car.

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After a rehearsal with the three wild cats, my side is finished. I asked the three wild cats to wait, jumped off the desk and walked to the door, and meowed at Uncle Ding.

Uncle Ding was still brushing the cat's paw prints on the wall when he heard my voice come back, "Meow what? Want to help? ”

I shook my head and beckoned my paws to let him come.

"If you have no conscience, you will not die if you nod your head and say yes." Uncle Ding muttered, stood up and moved his stiff back, making a bone sound.

I saw that he had said so, so I would have reluctantly embarrassed him, so I nodded to him.

But when he saw me nodding, he smiled evilly, "Go, I want you to help." ”

I...... I really didn't want to bother with him, so I turned around and put it back inside.

"Hey, just kidding." Uncle Ding laughed and caught up, "I know, you've rehearsed, right?" ”

He took out his mobile phone and looked at the time, "It's still early, let's try it first, it's best to pass it at one time, if it doesn't work, you continue to line up, and I should hurry up and paint the wall." ”

Called out all the three wild cats, and Uncle Ding carried them to the dining table one by one, and then dressed them up and set up the props. Finally, he put the gold-rimmed glasses on my nose and put the pen on my paw with a paper tube.

When he was almost ready, Uncle Ding stood far away and rubbed his chin and said, "It seems that there is something missing?" ”

I meowed twice, and he suddenly said, "Yes, yes, I forgot the map." ”

Uncle Ding looked around, and instead of looking for a map, he found a leaflet from a real estate company with a floor plan of the house to be sold.

He laid the floor plan on the dining table, "Have you decided who will get this claw?" ”

I nodded and mewed at the rhubarb. Rhubarb walked over to the floor plan and placed his right paw on it.

Uncle Ding took his mobile phone and turned it into the shooting function, "Everyone is here, action!" action？ action！ Meow Teller, are you in good order? It doesn't move its claws. ”

My head is full of black lines, and a cat can't even understand Chinese, what foreign language do you have to hold?

Bear it, I meowed to Rhubarb, so that when it heard Uncle Ding's shouting, its right paw moved twice at will. However, you must remember to also talk about the success of the Meow Legion in capturing the two granaries.

Rhubarb nodded at me, and I nodded at Uncle Ding.

So Uncle Ding picked up his phone again, "Everyone, Action!" ”

The rhubarb paws move slightly from side to side, meowing sounds.

“Cut！ verygood！ Uncle Ding moved his phone and gave a thumbs up to look quite excited, "The first shot is good, it's your turn next, be perfect." ”

Let's look at Ben Meow's.

I took a stance, squatted with my back straight, and raised my right paw slightly with the pen.

After Uncle Ding's "Action", I waved my paws and meowed: "Well done, now we have enough food, it's just a waste if we can't finish eating, it's time to recruit new soldiers and enrich the meow army." It is also good to let more cats and dogs enjoy delicious food and have fun together. ”

I've added a few lines to myself, which just happens to expand the breadth of the Meow Legion's recruitment. lest those cats and dogs see it and think that the meow army is a foodie army.