Chapter 153: What a boring short film
When I returned to the community, the light in my brain had already begun to take shape. But I still don't know some details, so I have to use a computer and search the Internet.
So I told the vicious dogs not to worry, and by tomorrow morning at the latest, they must come up with a perfect plan.
The vicious dogs nodded in agreement, but they were still anxious, and asked me what the plan was, even if I couldn't know the details, I could know a rough idea.
So I told them with certainty, "One word, that's it!" β
"!" They were satisfied, and asked what time they would meet tomorrow morning.
I said, "It's half past six if the weather is good, and it's about six if the weather is bad." β
Vicious Dog Armor said angrily: "Saving lives is like fighting fire, how can it be delayed because of the weather?" You're a faint man. β
"Faint...... With your IQ, it's hard for me to explain it to you. In a word, if you don't agree, forget it. β
"It's up to you."
"Originally, I had the final say, you ask them (pointing to the three wild cats), when did Ben Meow speak, when did you ask them for their opinions?"
The three wildcats nodded in unison.
Vicious Dog Armor said: "You tyrant. β
"You know a fart, this is called the one who achieves great things and does not conspire with the public. Anything else? Ben Meow is going back to dinner. β
The vicious dog shook his head, then chased after him and said, "I'm going to see my brother." β
"Then come along."
With three wild cats and vicious dog armor from the main entrance into the community, walked downstairs and howled twice, Xiaobai emerged from the balcony on the fourth floor, and greeted me with a smile.
I chatted with him casually, and then asked him to call out Vicious Dog B, so that Vicious Dog A would not always wander around me.
After that, the two vicious dogs of A and B were left to love each other...... Well, it seems to be full of emotion. In fact, when the two vicious dogs met, Vicious Dog A showed that they had not seen each other for a long time, and Vicious Dog B did not miss it at all.
It tilted its head to stare at the vicious canine armor that was yelling at it, then opened its mouth to let out a meow, and stretched its paws out of the gap in the guardrail, grabbing it in the air.
The vicious dog armor was stunned for a moment, and then gritted his teeth and cursed the dog beater, and let out a whining roar in his throat. In fact, this is the same as people who can't suppress their anger, and they will look up to the sky and roar: "Uh~~~~!!! β
Uh, just uh, my stomach is growling, and I'm going to starve to death if I don't go back.
So he said goodbye to the two vicious dogs and Xiaobai, rushed into the unit building with the three wild cats, and ran all the way to the second floor. Then stand in front of the security door and let the three wild cats learn what they are.
Stand upright together and place your front paws on the door.
"One, two, three, scratch."
Four pairs of paws quickly slashed through the security door, making an unpleasant noise, and after the four of us meowed at the throat, the door opened in a short time.
The three wild cats dodged into the house and went straight to the cat bowl, but I tilted my head to look at Xiaoyu, there seemed to be something missing on her face?
"Meow Teller is back~" Xiaoyu smiled shyly, bent sideways and led his right hand, "Please come in the FΓΌhrer." β
Belch...... I couldn't get used to her hospitality, so I took two steps and suddenly reacted, pointed at her meow and shouted, "Who allowed you to wash your face?" β
"I'm done." Xiaoyu said and closed the door, picked me up and walked to the living room, put me on the coffee table, and rushed into the second bedroom to take out a stack of old and thick homework books, read them to me one by one: "Look at you, it's all written, don't believe you count." β
I didn't bother to count, so I turned my head and pointed to the cat's bowl and meowed.
Xiaoyu immediately jumped over, ignored the protests of the three wild cats, snatched the cat bowl and handed it to me, "Come, check while eating." β
Nothing to be courteous, either a traitor or a thief.
I lowered my head and chewed on a bite of cat food, raised my paw and pressed it on the half-read homework book, and drew with my fingernails: "Say, what kind of fancy intestines?" β
"You'll check it out first."
Xiaoyu also sold Guanzi, but as soon as she finished speaking, Ding Ling, who went to get milk, punctured her window paper. "What else can you do with it?"
"I want you to say it!" Xiaoyu glared back, then stared at me with big eyes and said, "Say you're going to help." β
How can I have time to shoot commercials with her now? Tomorrow I'm going to come up with the perfect plan to get the dog beater, and besides, I haven't eaten yet.
Ding Ling took the cat bowl from under my mouth, and before Xiaoyu and I could refute, she grabbed a handful of cat food from the cat bowl, poured the milk into the cat bowl, and put the cat food into the milk carton.
Then put the milk and put it in front of me, and put the cat bowl in front of the three wild cats.
"After Sister Xiaoyu finished writing today, she pulled me online to find materials or something, and when I clicked on the homepage, I saw that the number of fans skyrocketed, and there were five or six thousand more people at once."
"I'll come and I'll come out!" Xiaoyu grabbed the topic and said: "They are all talking about your creative ads, and they also question why there is no one on the homepage." We looked at it inexplicably at the time, and then searched for creative ads and watched, you are on fire! β
Nonsense, TV and the Internet go hand in hand, can it not be popular?
Xiaoyu continued: "After I watched it, I had an idea, it's like this......"
Then, after Xiaoyu Balabala's nonsense, without my permission, she grabbed my paw and upright me, and faced Ding Ling's camera with her.
Accompaniment (mobile phone music), lights on (energy-saving lights in the living room are turned on and off).
"Cards!" Ding Ling patted his head as a director, put down his mobile phone and pointed at me: "Meow Teller, you can't move, you have to freeze the frame, so that you can show that you have nothing to love, do you know?" One more time. β
There's no love in life, right? Simple.
I'm just going to let it go, and I can't think quietly if I don't cooperate anyway, so it's better to hurry up and get the short film. Besides, Xiaoyu's request doesn't require me to do anything at all, I can use it to think of something else.
"That's good, that's it, keep it." Ding Ling held her mobile phone and nodded to Xiaoyu.
Accompaniment, lights up...... It's the tune of that slow-motion song again......
Xiaoyu grabbed me to face the camera and sang along with the rhythm: "Follow my left hand (grab my right paw to draw a circle) right hand (grab my left paw to draw a circle) and a slow motion (grab my two paws to draw a circle) ......"
What a boring short film......
Two minutes later, when the video was finished, the two girls got together and muttered, feeling pretty good, and then connected their phones to the computer and uploaded the video to my homepage.
Before someone clicked on the comment, the two of them grabbed me again, saying that they wanted to reap the fruits of victory together.
I just want to say that your sister, Ben Meow pays 100,000 yuan for making a film, and I don't have a penny to shoot you, right?
Casual glances at the comments, and they are all about the anger of the meow version of the FΓΌhrer.
"God! This is the best smirking video I've ever seen. β
"See it from upstairs, okay? This is a special advertisement! β
"What about advertising? I give 10 points for this advertisement. Especially the trembling of the gods, I don't know how long Meow Tler's master has been training. β
"The top one, cats are notoriously difficult to tame, and Meow Teller's owner is a tall man."
"Same top, strongly ask Meow Teller's shovel to come out and say it. My cat is a dictator as a whole, and every time I turn on the computer, it takes over and doesn't let me play. β
"The cats upstairs are curious, and the cats who like to dominate the computer? By the way, how do you get online now? β
"I don't understand, it's winter, it's cold, and the heat will be dissipated after the computer is turned on, why don't you lie on the computer?"
"Don't talk nonsense, go to the homepage and watch the latest video!"