Chapter 154: You're not suitable for selling cuteness in the first place
"There you have it." Xiaoyu finally saw a key point, and kept refreshing the homepage, but five minutes passed, and still no comment about the new video appeared.
She couldn't help asking, "Are you all stunned?" ”
Ding Ling shrugged, "Hen~"
Refresh it again.,The homepage was actually stuck.,I can't pop up the page for a long time.。 Ding Ling didn't know why, and muttered: "The network is disconnected? ”
Xiaoyu is the old god and said: "You don't understand, this is called too many browsing users, causing network traffic jams, this is the rhythm of fire!" ”
"How do you know?"
"You chased me for star? This situation has long been commonplace, but it falls on you. Xiaoyu held her face with both hands and made a shy look, "It's still not suitable for it~"
Speaking kung fu, the speed of the old cow dragging a broken car finally brushed out the homepage.
There are hundreds of messages under the new video, and dozens of pages will be turned just by turning the pages, Xiaoyu laughed so much that it was a joy, and she said that what she lacked was an opportunity, and she wanted the opportunity to come early, and there was nothing to do with TF boys at all.
It's really good to blow~
However, Ding Ling interrupted her boasting at this time, pointed to the message and said, "Sister Xiaoyu, it seems that the message is not a good word." ”
"Nani?" Xiaoyu pounced on it, grabbed the mouse and dragged it.
I saw that the tone of the message deviated from the course, and not even one of them said that Xiaoyu sang well or not, but they were all talking about something else.
For example, a netizen called Fantasy Road said, "Who is this? Bullying Meow Teller for Mao? Everyone looked at Meow Teller's expression of being happy and dying, obviously in a reluctant state and forced to make a film. ”
Turning gears: "Upstairs nonsense, when the masses are blind?" Meow Tler was originally a dance that was grabbed by a girl's paws. But the point I'm going to say is that Meow Teller is not suitable for selling cute, Meow Teller is not suitable for selling cute, Meow Teller is not suitable for selling cute! Say the important thing three times. ”
These two are not bad, and another netizen named Mumu is poisonous: "Since I was born, I have never seen such a strange lighting effect." From the quality and shaking effect of the film, I can tell that the video was shot with a mobile phone. Perhaps for the sake of effect, they deliberately closed the curtains to make the room dark. But Nima's white light came down, illuminating the girl like a ghost, and flashing and flashing, who do you want to blind? ”
A netizen named Yao Yueyin downstairs immediately posted: "Upstairs is actually wrong, what the girl wants to express is obviously anti-war thoughts." You also said that the lights came down and it looked like a ghost, yes, that's a ghost. The girl is telling everyone that Sitler, a war maniac, will go to hell after death. ”
Of course, this kind of ridicule is only a very small one, and more people agree with the first two arguments, saying that Meow Teller is so pitiful, and the formation of the heel is neat, and even once added Meow Teller to 10086......
Xiaoyu's heart was broken, and she flipped off the keyboard. If Ding Ling hadn't stopped it quickly, it wouldn't have been just the keyboard.
They left the desk.,I finally had a chance to grab the mouse.,Scroll back to find the message of the rotating gear.,Meow a mi.,Dare you say that this meow is not suitable for selling cute? It's the other way around!
I immediately turned around and meowed to the two women sitting on the edge of the bed.
"You see, Meow Tler comforts you, too." Ding Ling persuaded, "Let's just shoot a good one next time." ”
"But I've already shown my face, and the first impression has been made."
"Don't be afraid. Anyway...... Anyway, they all said that it was flashing and flashing, and they didn't see it clearly......"
"You still say!"
"Meow!!" I shouted again, pointing at the keyboard with my paws.
Ding Ling came over and put the keyboard back in its place, and I walked over and typed: "The camera is on, see Ben Meow will give you a paragraph." ”
The short film is super short, less than five seconds. I still remember the last time Uncle Ding made the software for short films, downloaded it and tinkered with it, and then uploaded it to the homepage.
Xiaoyu leaned over and said, "You still do post-production?" ”
Cut, let you see what strength is.
I'm not in a hurry to refresh, I just clicked on the short film. In the picture, Ben Meow is squatting on the desk, patting his right paw vigorously with a catly face.
But I added a few words to the top, the first sentence is: "Meow Meow is angry." ”
The second sentence reads: "The consequences are severe. ”
"That's it?" Xiaoyu pointed to the short film with a disdainful face, "Can it be useful?" ”
Is it useful to refresh it? The little girl's brain just won't turn. This short film is a short film that comes out of your short film closely, and netizens who have seen it will associate it.
Sure enough, after the refresh, there is already a message under the short video.
"Wow, Meow Tler is threatening us. It turns out that the purpose of the short film just now is to set off this short film. Shovel Shi-kun is very powerful, thumbs up. ”
"I'll just say, Meow Teller is not suitable for selling cute, so it's much better."
Nima ...... I also lifted the keyboard, turned around and pointed at Xiaoyu and scolded: "It's you!" Ruined my chance to be a cute meow! ”
"There's a kind of typing out! Don't meow. Xiaoyu saw that there was no hope of becoming famous, so she tore off her mask in an instant.
"You're noisy again? Did you have a grudge in your last life? Ding Ling hurriedly blocked between us, "Creativity is what my dad thinks, just wait for my dad to come back and let him think of one?" ”
Just as he was talking, Uncle Ding and Aunt Chen came back together. Uncle Ding heard the voice and asked, "What do you want me to think?" ”
Ding Ling and Xiaoyu went out to pull Uncle Ding in, and as soon as they told the matter, Uncle Ding smiled and said, "That's it?" Simple. Xiaoyu, you are also too anxious, although you should become famous as soon as possible, but you also have to see the opportunity. ”
"What chance?"
Uncle Ding didn't answer, sat down in front of the computer and roughly looked at the comments of the two short films, "Fortunately, the second video has regained the advantage, and when I make a decision, let everyone misunderstand it like this, this argument is good." ”
Not a bad fart, he said I'm not cute! I scratched Uncle Ding's hand, "Meow~~"
"Don't make a fuss." Uncle Ding replied with a text, saying that he was grateful for the support of netizens, and at the same time lamented that masters are often hidden in the crowd. Unexpectedly, as soon as the short film came out, it was seen through the purpose, and it was amazing.
Although netizens know that this is an obvious thing, everyone likes it if it sounds good. Therefore, everyone carried the sedan chair, and they all expressed their expectation for the new short film.
Then Uncle Ding took out his mobile phone and logged on to the homepage to leave a message as a tourist: "I watched the flash video again just now, don't say it, it's still quite tasteful when you close your eyes." ”
Because there are a lot of messages, there are not too many people who see this message, and it took a while for someone to see it, and replied: "1319 floor is really funny, close your eyes and look at Mao?" ”
Then he replied: "Don't say it, it's really interesting to close your eyes." ”
As soon as this message came out, it was followed by several replies.
Uncle Ding put down his phone and said, "Okay, do your best to obey the destiny of heaven, and then how the tone changes, I have nothing to do." But don't be pessimistic, they all say that the eighteenth year of the women's college has changed, who will know ...... in two years"
"I don't listen, I don't listen." Xiaoyu covered her ears and wanted to take the door away, but unfortunately her legs and feet were inconvenient, so she had to rush to the bed, and the pillow covered her head.
Damn, acting in Hong Kong and Taiwan dramas?
I rolled my eyes, turned my head and patted Uncle Ding, and typed, "Give me a change too, they said I'm not suitable for selling cute." ”
"You're not suitable for selling cute."
…… Why don't you get swollen and die......
"What are you doing with a straight face? I'll tell you the truth, your image is suitable for ......."
"I don't listen, I don't listen~~"
I covered my ears and grabbed the door, went to the kitchen and rubbed Aunt Chen's trouser legs, and then raised my head and meowed, "Am I cute?" ”
"Deliberately, right? Specifically run to scratch the itch on my feet. Aunt Chen looked down at me with a spatula, and shouted at the throat: "Ding Ling, go and take a bath for Meow Teller." ”
I......
After dinner, out of Xiaoyu's anxiety, Uncle Ding decided to make a gorgeous reversal and reverse Xiaoyu's image and mine in one fell swoop.
It's just that as he pulls something on me, I feel more and more that the next scene will not help me with my cute image.
See, what is this? The slanted breastcoat made of leather gloves with sequins is not yet sewn on. From the left shoulder to the right waist is a sparkling white gold necklace.
Hush! According to Uncle Ding, this was just from Aunt Chen's jewelry box, so don't make a noise.
I lowered my head and pulled the white gold necklace, very puzzled by the relationship between this pseudo-gothic style and the cuteness.
Uncle Ding explained: "Your appearance determines your fate, and this cannot be changed......"
"I don't listen, I don't listen~~" I covered my ears with my paws and shook my head from side to side.
"Hey, is it okay to face reality? This is given by God, God has not given enough for you to break the cow? Uncle Ding pulled away my paws and said, "After you listen to me, I am fighting poison with poison, and I have heard that things will be reversed?" ”
I stared blankly at him.
He continued: "The so-called extreme must be reversed, which means that when food develops to the extreme, it will be transformed in the opposite direction. You look like Hitler, plus a set of crazy and cool rock 'n' roll style, understand? ”
I don't understand, but it sounds reasonable.
Everything was ready, and Xiaoyu also changed into a short fight, but she still had a coat outside, otherwise she would freeze to death.
You don't need lighting or anything, you just need to modify it after shooting, and today's software is still very powerful. Fool-like operation, the special effects are selected in fine-tuning, and they are appropriate.
"Ding Ling, you stand on the side of the desk, don't shake your hands...... Forget it, I'll do it. Uncle Ding pushed Ding Ling away, and then commanded me and Xiaoyu to: "Meow Teller stood up and held the microphone. ”
Is it so fine?
I glanced at him, pressed my left paw against the headphone rack, and my right paw held the microphone that came out, leaning in a rock 'n' roll style.
"You're going to concave yourself? Good, keep it up. You're going to have to twist it up when the music comes down. Uncle Ding said and grabbed the mouse, then looked up and asked Xiaoyu, "Can you see the subtitles?" ”
"I remember the lyrics."
"It's useless to remember all these words, how many English words do you remember?" Aunt Chen stood at the door and watched the excitement.
"Aunt Chen~"
Xiaoyu pouted, Uncle Ding immediately moved the camera over, just caught it, and then pressed the mouse, and the tune came out of the stereo.
Xiaoyu hurriedly straightened up, took off his coat with a shake of both hands, and writhed to the music.
"Shhhhh Uncle Ding whispered to me twice.
…… Twist it, twist it, but I don't want to be as stupid as Xiaoyu, dancing like a madman.
I don't understand how to keep the modeling, but my head follows the rhythm little by little.
As the prelude ended, Xiaoyu suddenly stopped writhing and ran over, squeezed me into the microphone and sang: "I just love music, don't tell me to stop." ”
Then I squeezed over again, pushed her head open and grabbed the microphone, "Meow~~"
"Cards!"