(Girls' Literature)

It's a bit salty to eat radish and worry about it.,This meow is a meow that can understand people.,Don't talk about comparing with dogs.,Even if you compare with people, you don't necessarily lose.。

However, I looked at the content of the message, and my heart jumped for no reason, so I hurriedly grabbed control of the mouse, switched back to the page of the global cute pet, and clicked into the obedient project to take a look.

If you don't look at it, you don't care, and I'm scared when I see it.

Almost all of the people who chose this project were dogs, such as border collies, Labradors, Golden Retrievers, etc., all of which were among the top 10 in dog IQ.

And Ben Meow's photo is like a thousand flowers...... No, it should be said that it pulls like a firefly in the dark. Among the dogs in the whole article, I'm just a cat, so bright that I don't want it.

No, it's too high-profile, once it appears, it will definitely be in the limelight, so I said that it should be more beautiful.

At this time, the message area also exploded, and the arguments were endless, and I saw the previous rhythmic master popping out again.

"I said, what are you worried about? Since the owner of Meow Teller dares to sign up and dare to choose this option, he must be completely sure. Do you think you want a cat, to the extent that you are obedient to the dog, that guy, how good is its owner at training pets? ”

I seemed to guess who this rhythm was, so I took the phone next to me and sent a text message to Uncle Ding.

"Were you leading the rhythm just now?"

"No thanks."

Thank you, sister-_-||

In the message area, in the effort of sending and receiving text messages, the opinions of fans on the homepage have been deviated, and they are shouting at Uncle Wuwei like wolf cubs. (Well, the uncle who wrote in the director's and screenwriter's column in the meow meow movie)

It seems that it is difficult to ride a tiger again, but it is quite appropriate to follow the reversal plot in the meow meow movie, and change the option when waiting for the game.

I was thinking nonsense, and a few voices popped up in the message area, all of them were owners who had cheap dogs or cold cats at home, asking for advice on ways and means to train pets.

For example, a man named Mr. Gang asked: "Uncle, my cat can't figure it out, and every time I want to play with it, it ignores me." But whenever I have something to do, it always runs over and begs to touch my head, what should I do? ”

Hey, do you know about this matter from Uncle Ding? Gotta find Ben Meow. After I understand the demands of your cat, I can ......

Before I could finish thinking about it, Xiaoyu couldn't hold back her laughter and sprayed my face with spittle Xingzi-_-||

"Meow~" I wiped my face and pumped people at the same time, Xiaoyu was still puffing and laughing after being clawed, and by the way, he turned me over, pointed to the screen and said Look.

What to see?

It turned out that there was an enthusiastic netizen who called the big one Wang, who solved half of the problem of the gangster from the side.

"Meow meow, I have a master in my family who can't figure it out, and every time I want to play with him, he ignores him with all kinds of coldness. Whenever I don't want to play with him, he makes all kinds of teasing and annoying faces, what should I do? ”

The thoughts of netizens are so complicated, and I don't know which ditch this building is. Aren't you talking about the global pet competition-_-||

Don't mention them, Ding Ling's mobile phone rang again at this time, it seems that the call is Uncle Ding's, and it sounds.

Uncle Ding's voice came out in a low voice, "Meow Teller, do you see it?" Everyone will only say that I have the ability to train pets, and I will not expose you. ”

"Meow~" I don't believe he's okay and will call me to tell me this.

"Girl, you'll take Meotler out for a walk in a moment. Meow Teller, you can gather all your friends in a moment, talk to them about the game, and take them with you when the time comes. ”

I'll just say, the master of the Three Treasures Hall for nothing. But there are a lot of friends in this meow, all bring them?

I typed this question to the computer, and Ding Ling relayed it to Uncle Ding.

Uncle Ding said happily after hearing this: "It's good to have more, more to remind Uncle's strength, and to better cover up Meow Teller." How many are there? ”

Ding Ling and Xiaoyu both set their eyes on me.

I folded my paws and counted: "One ear, mango, Pipi, two bars, big and small yellow, six vicious dogs, and eight brain-dead dogs...... Well, just counting the wild cats and wild dogs, there are also members of the twentieth. Do you want to keep your strength? ”

Seeing this, Xiaoyu urged, "How many junior brothers have you received, and you can't count them?" ”

Uncle Ding heard the voice and smiled: "Okay, good, as long as it doesn't exceed twenty, bring it all." When it's time to compete, maybe the first place will have to rely on them. ”

Nani? Why don't I understand?

Ding Ling didn't understand either, and asked, "Isn't it more obedient than anyone?" It's only Meow Teller who participates. ”

Uncle Ding said: "Do you think it's better than being obedient, can pets obey the owner's instructions?" It is a project for the all-round development of morality, intelligence, physical fitness, art and labor. For example, the obstacle course, which is faster and slower than time. Do you think Meow Teller's thin arms and short legs can outpace those shepherd dogs to me? ”

"Uh......" Ding Ling asked again: "Then you can't bring wild cats and wild dogs to help Meow Teller race?"

Uncle Ding said with a smile: "This is called a large number of people, and it is also called a soldier who surrenders without a fight." When it's time for the game, Meow Teller only needs to let the opponent look at us, and then tell it to dare to be faster than us and beat the girl. ”

“…… Cheating. Ding Ling was speechless.

However, Xiaoyu and I think the method is feasible, Shenma is fair and notarized is a floating cloud, since we participate in the competition, we must win.

As for how to win...... Then you will be a king and a loser. What is the saying on the Internet? History is written by victors.

Besides, even if Ben Meow threatened what, those referees on the field could see it?

Even if the matter is so decided, Uncle Ding finished explaining the matter, and hung up the phone in the company under the pretext. I asked Ding Ling to ask, where did he call from the company?

Then Uncle Ding didn't answer, so he let us listen to the sound of a flushing toilet......

First explain the matter to the three wild cats and ingots at home, then go out and turn right, and arrive at the garbage depot location through the back door.

Perhaps because of the timing, this point is stuck in the time when the sanitation workers clean up the garbage. So there is no shadow of the Meow Legion in the garbage vault at all.

We waited boredly for more than ten minutes, and then we saw the six vicious dogs coming back from the alley on the left side of the cong. Vicious Dog B is still chattering, surrounded by the other five vicious dogs, and does not give it any chance to climb the tree and the wall.

Well, will you take it with you then? If you don't take it with you, who will take care of it? That's a problem.

After a while, the brain-dead dog came back here in batches from three directions, and saw that I was quite excited, and my tail was shaking from side to side as if I was not tired.

Me: "What about one ear?"

"It says it's going on a secret mission."

…… I guess I went to Louise to find something to eat. Forget it. Anyway, after I told the Six Evil Dogs and the Brain-Dead Dogs, I can convey it to them.