From the time Uncle Ding came home that night, Ben Meow Ke was busy for a while. 【Fengyun Reading Network. In addition to being busy eating, busy sleeping, and busy selling cuteness in a daze.

I also have to shoot a meow movie, and make sufficient pre-game preparations.

Meow a mi, I don't understand that with my talent, I still need to prepare?

Uncle Ding's explanation of this is: Do you think that being obedient means standing up and sitting down? Then you're out, there are so many contestants in the audition, how can you do without one or two bright and blind talents?

He now searched the Internet, pointed to the results on the screen and said, "Look at you, people will do the math."

I rolled my eyes, Ben Meow can also multiply and divide, and it's not a single digit.

Uncle Ding raised his eyebrows, "Then do you dare to perform this in the competition?" ”

I puffed up my chest and didn't dare!

"Don't dare you say wool." Uncle Ding flicked my finger and pointed to another result: "Why don't you drill the fire ring too?"

You're kidding me-_-||

However, Uncle Ding said that the drill fire circle reminded me that I have talent, and I can not only blind people's eyes, but also not arouse suspicion of my talent.

Ben Meow will hold his breath! Who has ever seen a diving cat?

Uncle Ding was overjoyed when he heard this, pinched his chin and said, "Bright eyes are bright eyes, but they are not bright enough to be blind." Why don't you practice freestyle for the past two days? ”

Roll -_-||

The talent is decided, and the next thing is to cooperate with the meow army. According to Uncle Ding's words, threats and intimidation are technical work.

What kind of intimidation is very important to grasp the scale. It is necessary to achieve just the right amount of fear to the opponent without making the opponent jump over the wall in a hurry.

I carefully recalled, from this meow from scratch, to now more than twenty members of the meow legion. Intimidation alone is not enough, but also inducement.

Even the cheapest ear, wasn't it under the attack of my ham sausage that it was the first to defect to me?

Well, the day before the game, do you want Aunt Chen to buy a few catties of meat and bones and come back for backup?

When I told Uncle Ding about this idea, Uncle Ding said, "What do you want?" When there are so many pairs of eyes watching, how can you lose meat and bones? Do you lose it or do I lose it? Is it a bribery or a troublemaker? ”

Belch...... Then I'll take the Meow Legion to practice intimidation in the past two days.

It was three days away, and it was time to rest on the weekend. The audition of the global cute pets has also officially kicked off, but the organizers are quite considerate of everyone and do not put the competition on working hours.

Early in the morning, Uncle Ding went to rent a bus, which of course I paid for. Pulled up his daughter-in-law and daughter, as well as members of the Meow Army, as well as foreign aid Xiaoyu, and rushed to the arena.

On the way, we opened the car windows, and where each window was, there were one or two dog heads propped outside, facing the cold wind, stretching out their tongues and panting.

Unlike the wild dogs who felt the strong wind and their faces were freehand, the situation was on both sides of the bus, the drivers and passengers.

Their hearts were broken, and they thought that they would wake up early in the morning, rubbing their eyes one by one, looking at a cart of dog heads in disbelief.

Of course, the driver who helped us drive the car had already broken into powder.

The audition site of the competition is located in one ...... Well, I didn't pay attention to the name of the road on the road, anyway, it's a gymnasium.

When the bus drove into the stadium, we were already in the spotlight, and those who were hugging or holding their pets were stunned when they saw a car of dogs' heads, just like the drivers we met on the road.

When we got out of the car and lined up neatly, they almost had their eyes bulging out.

Hmph, stupid, huh? Is it okay to pay the registration fee in vain? But it's good to change your opinion, it's all about spending money to watch the show.

We were surrounded by a group of dogs...... No, it was not as good as the gymnasium when the dogs were crowded, and I stood on Uncle Ding's shoulder, dressed in an SS uniform, with my right paw slightly raised on Uncle Ding's head.

Although it was to help borrow strength, to outsiders, it looked like a Nazi salute, so some people suddenly exclaimed.

"Meow Teller!"

"Führer!"

"Meow Teller, I'm your fan, I didn't expect you to be in this division, please whip, beg for a slap."

"That's a light rain over there!"

Suddenly a different voice appeared, which made Xiaoyu secretly happy, and muttered: "I am also a person with fans......"

But before she finished speaking, the voice said again: "Uncle Director, can the meow meow movie turn on the light rain?"

…… Xiaoyu screamed at the top of her throat: "I want you to take care of it!"

Aside from the restlessness of human beings, there are also many fans of cats and dogs who are held and led by humans...... Uh, no, it should be said that the radicals who want to join the Meow Legion.

Well, it seems that the intimidation of the past few days has been in vain, and there is no need for it at all.

The organizer saw this situation and hurriedly maintained order, during which he also learned about the green onion under Meow Teller, and after watching the Meow Meow movie, there were naturally more fans on my homepage.

But these are all afterwords, as the so-called doing a line of love and a line of love. As the organizer, the most basic professional ethics must be had.

So after a short period of restlessness, order returned to normal and the auditions continued.

The audition process is not far from what Uncle Ding analyzed. There are too many contestants, and the organizer does not have so many people to screen them one by one.

Therefore, on the issue of whether to be promoted and whether to be eliminated, it is impossible to achieve complete fairness and notarization.

For example, in the team next door, the front and back are snow-white Bichon Frises. It's all cute and crooked heads, but the first one is promoted, and the latter one is eliminated. ……

There is also our team, which is more obedient, so it depends on how well the pet responds to the owner's instructions.

Also two dogs in front, although of different breeds. But there is no delay in the command to stand up, sit down and roll.

But the ending is still one of them eliminated, I really don't know what to judge by.

But I'm not worried, this team is full of dogs, just a cat, even if I delay the instruction, the organizer will let me enter the preliminary round for the purpose of attracting attention.

Therefore, after Ding Ling carried me into the compartment blocked by the wooden plank, the referee in the cubicle was slightly stunned and said in a lost voice: "Meow Teller, this cat is quite not afraid of life."

Ding Ling smiled politely, "Auntie, what should I do then?" ”

"Oh, you just do what you normally would give it instructions."

In fact, Uncle Ding explained all these early in the morning, and Ding Ling asked this just to pull some sympathy points.

Ding Ling started this, what stood up, sat down and rolled, fixed to sell cuteness and pretend to be dead, all in one go. After a set, the referee's eyes lit up and he praised it.

In the end, Ding Ling stood upright, raising her right hand diagonally, "Hey! Meow Teller. ”

I immediately followed, standing upright and raising my right paw diagonally, "Meow~"

"Oh yo, your meow is going to be a sperm." The referee hugged his arms and rubbed them up and down, probably because of the goosebumps.

At this time, she was not in a hurry to say anything about elimination and promotion, but took out her mobile phone and said, "Little sister, can I take a photo with your meow?" ”

"Did we make the cut?"

"In."

"Then merge it, two more copies."

…… Lao Tzu obviously relied on his strength to advance, and you still want me to sell my hue!

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