Chapter 265: Be as proud as you want
Uncle Dante could not help but panic, and condemned my behavior of underestimating the enemy. &&&。 &&& He said: "The semi-finals can't be met, the finals will meet after all." You always have to remember that you're here for the championship. ”
I meowed and ignored the mobile phone he handed over, there were people in front of and behind, left and right, do I dare to write me?
But what kind of championship is pure, are we here for the championship? It's clearly for the exposure.,Look at the time of the Ben Meow competition just now.,How many people took pictures with their mobile phones.。
It is estimated that the Internet has already exploded now, and a cat has been promoted one after another in a competition against dogs, isn't it enough to attract attention?
Of course, if you win the championship, the exposure will definitely be higher.
I looked at the winning German wolfdog, nostrils facing the right side, and thought to myself: Let you be stunned for a while, and when the final comes, Ben Meow will summon Louise to suppress you.
After going around and around, after a few competitions, the host called out my name, and Uncle Ding reached out and took me from Ding Ling's arms, just about to get up.
"Uncle Ding, it's time for me to perform." Xiaoyu stopped it with a sound. There are so many shots on the scene, and there are so many people who like meow meow movies, she also wants to increase her exposure.
Uncle Ding said perfunctorily: "Next time, next time, let's pass the semi-finals first, and when we wait for the finals, the exposure rate will be higher."
Xiaoyu didn't relent: "With Meow Teller here, what's not to do?" You go and I go to soy sauce, how to behave is not to see Meow Tler's mood. ”
This is reasonable, and it is true that it is the same for anyone who goes.
Aunt Chen, who was teasing Meng Meier next to her, spoke, "You just let Xiaoyu go, how old is it, and you are robbing the two children." ”
"I ......," Uncle Ding had no choice but to hand me over.
Xiaoyu Xizizi took me down to prepare, and a pair of dogs in the venue were still continuing to perform, when one ear stood up to see me off...... Uh, hurray.
"The Führer came out and no one could stop him. Wait for the supper...... The Führer is mighty! ”
…… Damn, don't call ghosts if you don't think of good words.
One ear shouted, and eight brain-dead dogs also stood up, stepping on the seat with their hind legs, supporting the back of the chair with their front paws, and raising their heads in response: "Whew"
"Yo, I also have my own fan group."
"It affects the performance of the dogs in the field too much, you look at the chow chow, it seems to be peeing."
“…… The psychological quality is too poor, my red thunder will not, is it a red ......" someone was looking back at his bull terrier, but found that the bull terrier was also whining......
When I entered the arena, I didn't mention the opponent who was competing with me, because no matter how well it performed, it was doomed to failure.
Unless, of course, it will fly...... Ahler? You're really flying!
I saw that the Labrador in the field began to run, and its owner bent his legs and bent over with a frisbee in his hand, and then the frisbee came out of his hand.
The Labrador roared, jumped on its master's leg and onto its owner's back, and flew up on its master's shoulder.
After completing the air rotation for a week and a half, he bit the frisbee and landed.
Hiss~ It's not competition gymnastics, you can do it so well, why don't you go to heaven?
Then, in cooperation with its owner, it completed several difficult and gorgeous-looking frisbee tossing and catching moves, which won the applause of the audience.
When it ended, the auditorium lit up with a series of night lights. Because next Ben Meow is going to make a shining debut.
Regardless of the final result, it is a rare sight to see a cat following instructions.
However, in the expectant eyes of the audience, it was not Ben Meow who entered the venue from the left, but four staff members, who came in carrying a transparent bathtub filled with water.
"What's going on? Changed players? ”
"That's not right, even if you change the contestant to perform dog lifesaving, the bathtub is a little smaller, right?"
"That's it, it's not that there is no swimming pool in the gymnasium, is Meow Teller going to perform swimming!"
"Wouldn't it? As we all know, cats are afraid of water like what, and they swim? ”
"So what are you talking about? It can't always be a bath...... I'll go! What's that on the shelves of the fish tank? To perform diving! ”
"Hiss~ Do you want to press the water splash?"
I'm crushing your sister-_-||
The props were ready, and it was finally Benmeow's turn to enter, and in the moment when the audience was quiet, I raised my legs...... Xiaoyu rushed out first.
She jogged and waved around, as if she had won the gold medal in the Olympics...... Hey, stealing the show.
I hurried out and didn't run. The Führer must have the demeanor of the Führer, move forward slowly, one step and three shakes.
One ear led the rhythm in the audience again, "Wangwang." ”
Brain-dead dog: "Whew!"
One ear: "Wang!"
Brain-dead dogs and six vicious dogs: "Woo!"
One ear: "Wang!"
Most of the dogs in the audience said: "Woohoo!"
Compared to these dogs, most of the people in the audience were Smecta. They couldn't understand Wang Xing's language, but they could still hear the difference between Wang Wang and Wai.
They all looked at Uncle Ding's family and said that it was too rebellious, how did this come out of training?
Uncle Ding curled the corners of his mouth inscrutablely, but did not respond.
The audience didn't get an answer, and they all comforted the dogs, and they all focused their eyes on the venue to see how much shock I could give.
As Xiaoyu pressed down with both hands, the audience suddenly fell silent.
Xiaoyu didn't speak, just squatted down and pretended to touch my head, then raised her hand and pointed to the fish tank and said, "Watch you perform."
I meowed and stretched, then walked down the sloping plank to the top of the tank, and then plunged into the water.
"Wow! It's really Nima diving! Even though the water is splashing, I'm still going to give it a nine! ”
"Cat, alas, was trained to dive, alas, only nine points?"
"The one point that comes out is mainly because I am afraid that it will ......be arrogant," someone swallowed halfway through the mouth, gurgling in his throat, and said in disbelief: "Why is it still underwater?" It still holds its breath! ”
Some viewers who didn't look carefully and were a little far away all stood up and looked at the transparent fish tank, a kitten was walking underwater, and the picture was as unscientific as it was.
At this time, Xiaoyu didn't think it was a big deal, and shouted loudly: "Do you want to see more exciting?"
"Yes!"
Xiaoyu knocked on the fish tank, and when she saw me look over, she put her hands together and pulled a few times.
The next moment, the eyeballs in the stadium fell to the ground, and the audience collectively exclaimed: "I am the second Olympics!" That cat can actually breaststroke! ”
"How many do you score now?"
“…… It doesn't matter, a cat can be trained to this extent, and it can be proud of as many points as it wants. ”
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