The exclamation was followed by deafening applause, and Xiaoyu shamelessly bowed to the audience to thank him, completely ignoring Ben Meow, who was floating on the surface and waving his claws indiscriminately.

Meow a mi, according to the plan made before the game, this meow can swim is an illusion. It's just that he will hold his breath, and then he will make two gestures under the water.

And according to the plan set at the beginning, when I couldn't hold my breath, I kicked the bottom of the fish tank, used the momentum to float to the water, and then the light rain fished me out......

Little, smash you, but fish me out first and then show off!

No one can understand how bitter Ben Meow is now, obviously he can swim, but he has to pretend that he can't. And now Xiaoyu is still bowing, not remembering what I mean at all.

And the audience, one by one, applauded and pointed at me over and over again. Although I couldn't hear what they were talking about, it looked like the smiles on their faces.

They should have said, "Look, look, it's pretending to be drowning!" ”

…… Anyway, do I want to continue to install it? If you continue to pretend, based on Xiaoyu's current performance, I don't think I will be remembered for another five minutes.

Am I going to be the first cat ever to die and hang up on my own?

If you don't install it, then the problem will be even worse. As a cat, being able to breaststroke is no longer a concern of the news media.

Friends in the media circle will definitely put the microphone on Uncle Ding's nose and ask, "Hello Mr. Ding, are you swollen and trained a cat to be so humane?" ”

Then Uncle Ding would break out in a cold sweat on his forehead and squint at the sky at a 45-degree angle, "The moon is so big......

Fortunately, all of this was just an imaginary image that flashed in my mind when I lost the power to rush forward and sank back underwater.

Although Xiaoyu continued to scream, and the audience was still praising my superb acting skills, Uncle Ding was already shouting with his hands in the shape of a trumpet.

"Light rain! Cat! Cat! ”

"Uncle Ding, I succeeded!" Xiaoyu turned around and waved her right hand at Uncle Ding.

Uncle Ding slapped his head, "Cat! Cats! Drowned to be! ”

"Huh?" Xiaoyu didn't hear clearly.

The audience sitting around Uncle Ding collectively helped, "Shouting that you hurry up and save the cat, it's going to drown!" ”

Xiaoyu suddenly jumped to the side of the fish tank and reached out to fish me out of the water.

The staff on the side hurriedly sent towels and other things, Xiaoyu also knew that she was carried away just now, and while wiping the water with a towel, she apologized again and again.

I tilted my head and puffed a mist of water out of my nostrils when I looked at her. Because your meow was almost exposed, just apologize and forget it?

According to the original plan, after Xiaoyu fished me out, I should explain the breaststroke.

But because of her performance just now, it doesn't seem that she needs to explain anything, as long as the audience who is not blind knows that cats are still cats and can't swim.

There are also viewers who are very sorry to say: "It turned out to be fake, it hurts my feelings~"

Hurt feelings, hurt feelings, anyway, the results are out, this meow with an absolute advantage, crushed the flying ...... Get up to catch the Frisbee Labrador.

When I was carried back to the audience by Xiaoyu, Uncle Ding was once again surrounded by everyone.

"How did you do that? Aren't cats afraid of water? ”

Uncle Ding posed a pistol in his right hand, put it on his chin and said, "Secret." ”

"If you're not afraid of water, it's another story, just get used to it. Mainly, how can you teach it to hold its breath? It also made it finish the breaststroke at the bottom. ”

Uncle Ding posed as a pistol in his left hand, put it on his chin and said, "It's also a secret." ”

"yes, yes, if you hadn't shouted at the end, we'd have thought it would have learned to pretend to be drowning."

Uncle Ding posed with both hands in the shape of a pistol, put it on his chin and said, "It's still a secret." However, you can pay attention to the homepage of Meow Teller, which not only has a meow meow movie, but also puts the experience of training pets from time to time. ”

…… actually took the opportunity to advertise.

However, no one is stupid in modern times, and no one is so easy to fool...... Well, except for Ding Ling.

All the viewers who didn't get an answer continued to ask questions.

"Oh, you just reveal a little bit of experience, okay~" This is coquettish by relying on her appearance, but under Aunt Chen's snatching gaze, she never dared to pull Uncle Ding's hand up and sway it from side to side.

"It can't be that you don't know, do you?" This is to use the radical method, but it is too superficial, and it is directly ignored by Uncle Ding.

But when someone starts, more people rush forward. Tricks are not afraid of getting old, just be useful. What kind of agitation, moral kidnapping, intimidation and threats, coquettish and cute, and so on.

In the end, Uncle Ding was also forced to be helpless, so he had to press down with both hands to make everyone quiet, "Didn't you say it just now, I will update it on the homepage." ”

Everyone booed: "Anyway, I have to say it, don't spoil everyone's interest." ”

"Okay, I'll talk about the one that is most easily overlooked."

Everyone immediately quieted down, and they all pricked up their ears, and some friends who didn't know whether they were clever or stupid also took out their mobile phones and called up the recording function......

Uncle Ding brushed the hair on the front of his forehead, "Training pets, everyone starts with the most basic standing and sitting, and then gradually, right?" ”

Everyone nodded.

"Well, the same training method. Why do some people train their pets faster and some people train their pets more slowly? ”

"Because pets are of different breeds." Someone responded.

Another person immediately responded: "Yes, dogs have different breeds, and their IQs are also very different." ”

Uncle Ding didn't agree or deny it, but asked, "Then why don't all the big guys raise border collies, which have the highest IQ in the dog world?" ”

"Why do you want a chow chow?" Uncle Ding pointed to a person, and without waiting for the person to answer, he pointed to the second person, "Why do you want to raise a bull terrier?" ”

Both of them scratched the back of their heads, and the latter said, "When I bought it, I wanted to laugh when I saw it, so I ...... it."

Everyone laughed good-naturedly, but without the second person continuing to answer, they looked at the first person again.

The former said: "It looks like a lion, and it is fluffy and pleasant to the touch." ”

Uncle Ding seemed to get the answer he wanted, and said in a loud voice: "Look, this is the difference, this is what everyone has overlooked." ”

Everyone was stunned, indicating that they didn't understand the meaning of Uncle Ding's words.

Uncle Ding continued: "As we all know, dogs, regardless of IQ. Once they have identified their masters, they will be loyal to them and dependent on them. And we, on the other hand, are often using this loyalty and dependence to make them learn something, something we want them to learn, like standing up, like sitting down. ”

"We've been learning these things to please our dogs in the time we have forgotten what we had done in the first place." Uncle Ding paused as he spoke, looking around at everyone as if waiting for everyone's answer.

But he didn't give everyone a chance to answer, so he said the answer himself, "Because of love." ”

Damn, I suddenly realized that Uncle Ding still has the potential to be a god.