The next moment, the eyeballs in the stadium fell to the ground, and the audience collectively exclaimed: "I am the second Olympics!" That cat can actually breaststroke! ”

Because of love...... The crowd was sweating wildly, and they didn't bring such perfunctory people. ???。???

The smart one was speechless, and the not-so-smart one still wanted to dismantle Uncle Ding's platform, and someone asked: "I love it very much, but what if it just doesn't listen to instructions?"

Uncle Ding said, "You are doting."

…… Someone else asked: "I am absolutely not spoiled, I am completely rewarded and punished according to the way of training, why does it also not listen to instructions?"

Uncle Ding said, "I believe that everyone must love your pets. But you didn't express it, you didn't make your pet feel it. ”

…… Look, I knew that when Uncle Ding said the ethereal words because of love, he was already invincible.

But what didn't make me think about it, he didn't say this completely perfunctory, but paved the way for his later purpose.

After he said to the two of them one after another, he approached and said: "How to let pets know that you love them, how to make pets well-behaved and obedient, there is a university question here." Stay tuned to the Meow Teller homepage, where there will be tutorials on pet psychology. ”

Hey? Uncle Ding still understands...... Well, I saw his eyes and understood, Ben Meow will have to work a lot in the future.

Don't mention it, but now it's fooling everyone like a curious baby. There's nothing to introduce in the next semi-finals.,Anyway, it's all a stepping stone in the finals.。

Seeing that the time was about the same, we left the table and went home, after all, the bus rental a day is more than 2,000, in case of overtime, the price of two days is not cost-effective.

So we went home again, and after getting off the bus near the community, I first disbanded the meow army, and then was carried back home by Ding Ling.

After the security door was closed, we began to summarize the gains and losses of the day.

Uncle Ding spoke first, "The result of today's game is expected. But Xiaoyu's performance of getting carried away is not right. ”

"Meow~" I nodded in agreement, stood up upright and waved my right paw against the small stool.

Uncle Ding rubbed his temples, "Isn't it okay to spank?" When did you have this bad taste? ”

Is spanking a bad taste? It is often seen on TV...... No, I don't mean to fight well. How hard do I work, what's the difference between hitting her and getting a massage?

I meowed and continued to wave my right paw, but this time sticking my nails out. The meaning of this meow is not to fight, but to scratch!

And I'm already thinking about Xiaoyu a lot, it's better to scratch your ass than to scratch your face, at least it won't affect her glorious image.

Seeing this, Uncle Ding said, "It's too ruthless, isn't it?"

"Ruthless? She got carried away and almost caused me to expose my secrets, and she would be sliced and studied. Now it's just scratching two handfuls to make her remember for a long time, which is also ruthless? I meowed, waved my claws, and wrote on my phone.

After reading it, Uncle Ding muttered, "Isn't this okay?" Besides, there are still people I watched. ”

"You are you, she is her, can you notarize......" Before I finished typing, I felt a strong wind roll up in the room out of thin air.

Looking up, I saw Xiaoyu like a wild horse, galloping out of the door, the footsteps were all going upstairs, and the security door was slammed back.

Depend on! I looked up at Uncle Ding, you are all responsible for pulling the shelf, you are responsible.

Uncle Ding blinked, pretended to take out his mobile phone and put it to his ear, "Hey Mr. Li...... pretending to be hairy, the phone is still in a black screen state!

I turned my head to look at Aunt Chen, "Meow~"

Aunt Chen's neck twisted, and she said to herself, "Oh, it's half past six, I'll cook."

Hey, hey...... it. I finally looked at Ding Ling, although I didn't have much hope for her, I had to try.

"Meow~"

"Oh, forget it, Sister Xiaoyu didn't mean it."

"Meow~"

"Why don't you scratch me twice to relieve my anger?"

…… I knew it. Forget it, it's not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years, and Ben Meow takes revenge all day long.

I twisted my head away from Ding Ling, and beckoned the three wild cats to the outer balcony and asked them to look up at the balcony on the third floor.

"How's that, is there a way to climb up?"

"There was no foothold to climb, and the only pipe that connected upwards was too smooth. ”

"If only I could fly." Big and small yellow said nonsense.

But this nonsense reminded me that I blinked, and when I looked out through the gap in the guardrail, I could see a tree.

It's not the two-story tree near the balcony. Instead, it gathers on the outer balcony more than ten meters away, close to the ginkgo biloba in the center of the community garden.

It is said that this is still a national protected plant, and it grows as tall as a thief, and it is possible to have seventeen or eighteen meters or twenty meters.

In other words, if I could jump off the top of a ginkgo tree, would I be able to fly into the balcony on the third floor with a paraglider?

The thought flashed through my head, and it seemed to work. But then, as I was planning carefully, questions began to emerge.

First of all, where is Ben Meow going to get paragliding?

Hmm, this issue seems to be easy to solve. I looked at the plastic bags fluttering in the wind downstairs and looked for a larger one that should hold my weight.

Secondly, what should I do if I don't fly?

This can also be practiced from a short place first, believing that practice makes perfect...... Uh, the time cost......

Finally, what if the door to the outside balcony on the third floor is closed? Am I not completely blind then......

Thinking of this, I shook my head, it is better to go directly to the door to squat, Xiaoyu can't never go out, right?

Hey, when it comes to going out, she'll have to come down for dinner later, right?

Hey, run, I'll see where you run.

"Meow Teller." Uncle Ding finished making a fake salty phone call, probably because he saw me pulling the three wild cats on the balcony to plot misdeeds, and beckoned to me and said, "Come in, let's discuss the finals."

I went in and jumped on the coffee table, grabbed my phone and swiped it and wrote, "Punish Xiaoyu first."

"Why are you holding such a grudge?"

"If I don't promise the final, I'm going to lose."

"......" Uncle Ding blinked and scooped me up. Let's go, Uncle will take you to take revenge. ”

Uh, why didn't I think of this trick earlier?

After going upstairs, knocking on the door was saved, Xiaoyu had the key to Ding Lingjia's house, and Uncle Ding naturally also had the key to Xiaoyu's house. Although Xiaoyu added the noose smartly, even if she took the key to open the door, she could only open a gap.

But she didn't want to think about it, this gap is impossible, but it is not necessary to pass the cat......

I went in, ran into Xiaoyu's bedroom, and slammed the door back. Today, a meow also came to catch turtles in an urn.

She was running fast just now, and she couldn't face each other and still dodge. Now that I'm blocking the house, I have to dare to resist, and don't even think about the meow meow movie in the future.

Xiaoyu stood up from the computer, put on a posture, gritted his teeth and said, "There is a road in heaven that you don't take, and you dare to come to death alone?"

I meowed, and my right paw pointed horizontally at the bed, and the meaning was self-evident.

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