(Girls' Literature)

As the exposure continued, I didn't just work for concerts and films. There are also a lot of talk shows that also bring me as a guest.

Speaking of this talk show, in fact, when I first found the door, I still liked it.

After all, the effect of this kind of show is not something I can do with opening my mouth and meowing twice. From the very beginning of my understanding with Uncle Ding, this kind of show should be a conversation between the host and Uncle Ding.

At best, I'm just making an important set.

And in the conversation between the host and Uncle Ding, Uncle Ding can also reverse my image in the eyes of the public.

Rescue me from the altar, lest it be a tragedy if someone from the CIA comes to me one day and let me go undercover.

But I never expected that after participating in the show, the host hardly had an Uncle Ding to talk to. Instead, he teased me from time to time.

What can I say? I can only meow!

I don't understand the exact content of the conversation, but I guess from the recording scene that it should be like this.

Host: "If you feel happy, you meow."

I don't know why: "Meow?"

Host: "If you're happy, you meow."

I was puzzled: "Meow?"

Host: "Audience friends, you see, Meow Teller deserves to be the smartest cat in the world, he actually understands it!" Do you understand? If you understand it, just meow? ”

I scratched blind: "Meow?"

"Good." The moderator reached out and grabbed my paw, "Thank you for your cooperation, you have behaved great." ”

I simply turned my head away and ignored him.

Host: "It has such high requirements for itself, it is not satisfied with its performance, let us give it the warmest applause."

Quack chirp~

I...... Why did you applaud? Neurotic, huh?

Later, when the recording of the show ended, I learned that this show was called a talk show. No wonder the host doesn't interact with the guests much, they don't need it.

Feelings, they are the legendary characters who can take the lead alone, and they can talk about dozens of minutes without being cold with one mouth.

In the future, I won't receive this kind of notice.,It's all about playing this meow as a monkey.。

I thought in my heart, thinking that when there were no outsiders, I would tell Uncle Ding what I meant.

But I didn't want to get into the car as soon as Ian, who was also a loser, turned around and said: "I just answered a phone call, saying that there was something wrong with the progress on the set, so I advanced the Meow Teller's shot."

Uncle Ding twisted his ass to make himself more comfortable, and after hearing the voice, he said, "It won't be early to today, right?"

Ian smiled awkwardly.

"It's really today!" Uncle Ding sat up straight, "But there is still ...... tonight"

"Taylor's concert." Ian helped to speak, "Mr. Johnny called just now and said this, they specifically calculated the time, no problem." ”

Uncle Ding looked at the time and silently calculated, "There are still ten hours in the middle, and this is not counting the time to fly." You really think of us. ”

"I'm sorry, but please understand." Ian was even more embarrassed.

"Forget it, if you keep going on with a tighter schedule, let's drive." Uncle Ding waved his hand, and then leaned against the car window and said, "Hurry up and sleep, why are things all piled together?"

He said this as a complaint to himself, but I knew he was speaking to me. But sleeping is not something that you can sleep with, you have to be sleepy to sleep.

Besides, if they put the burden on a cat, they must be prepared to accept instability.

So I didn't sleep, I looked up at the scenery outside the window, and drove all the way to the set.

When I arrived on the set, I didn't know what was going on, but I saw the stars anyway. Look over there, Wolverine!

And Batman! And Superman! And SpongeBob SquarePants......

Uncle Ding and I are here for the first time, so it's the same as Grandma Liu entering the Grand View Garden, and I feel strange everywhere I look.

And what's even more amazing than the strange is that it feels a little familiar everywhere you look.

Ian casually introduces the film factory, and soon arrives at the filming location of the mutant play.

The director, who had been waiting for a long time, came over, held Uncle Ding's hand and chattered a bunch of foreign languages. After Ian's translation, it was all pleasantries and nonsense.

Nonsense, nonsense, this meow will be in a hurry, can you get straight to the point?

I raised my head and meowed, and Uncle Ding said understandingly, "Hurry up and start, what should I do?"

"Oh yes." Ian nodded and exchanged a few words with the director, "Today's scene is like this, Danny the mutant, that is, Meow Tler." Infiltrate a secret and heavily guarded base......"

After some explanation, Uncle Ding nodded his head to show that he understood, and then put me on the ground and pretended to warm me up.

After a few minutes, Uncle Ding nodded to Ian that he was ready to go.

So, in the corridor of the set set set with props. Uncle Ding carefully pushed open an iron door, only pushing open a crack.

I remember this plot, it stands to reason that this door should be pushed by Danny's actor, and when a gap is opened, he will become me...... No, he turned into a cat and slipped in.

However, I didn't see Danny's actor today, so Uncle Ding replaced him with Uncle Ding. But it's nothing, anyway, he doesn't show his face→_→

After a crack in the door, I lowered my head and slipped through the crack in the door, and after dinner, I turned around and gently closed the door. Of course, it's Uncle Ding who really closes the door, and I'll make a show.

It's a long shot, and as soon as I close the door, I have to move forward and duck behind the first pillar that protrudes four fingers wide.

This is where the film is all about. The protruding wall columns are less than four fingers wide. If someone infiltrates it, it won't be able to hide because there are patrols patrolling it.

After a while, the patrol passed, and I emerged from the pillar of the wall again, and ran forward as fast as I could.

This brings us to the second point, because a patrol will suddenly appear in front of me. At this time, I was still some distance away from the next four-finger-wide wall column, and I couldn't get past it until I was discovered.

So at this time, it was very thrilling, and I had to make a series of complex movements such as braking, turning, flying, padding hind legs, standing upright, sticking to the wall, and closing my tail in just one second.

When I finished this action, the whole shooting scene was so quiet that I could hear my heartbeat.

It's so rebellious! Putting aside this series of complex movements, in fact, the most difficult thing is the still picture of standing against the wall after completing the action.

For a cat, keep a cat against the wall, and also spread its front paws against the wall, and stay still for more than a second.

It's simply an impossible task.

But one cat did it, so they were shocked.

With pride in my heart, when I saw Uncle Ding's next order, I recovered from the state of sticking to the wall and continued to rush forward.

There should have been a few combo moves here, but I was just halfway through when I heard the director suddenly get up and scold.

“Shit！”