Chapter 303: Very Good
Am I not acting well? Or am I acting too well?
Two contradictory thoughts came to my mind, and for a while I seemed to be startled by the director's scolding, and stood still as if I was standing still. [No pop-ups. 】
His eyes trembled and he rolled left and right, thinking that whoever dares to come over, Ben Meow will run!
Uncle Ding, as the master who pretended to give orders, called me and raised his head and asked, "What's the matter?" I ran into the camera? ”
After Ian communicated with the director, he slapped his head and said, "No, the director didn't turn on the camera at all."
Nani? What street did he scold when he didn't turn on the phone? It must have been because I was acting too anthropomorphic. I tensed my limbs, ready to slip away.
Uncle Ding said frantically: "Then he roars at a yarn?" Didn't you make it clear that we were in a hurry? ”
Ian: "Yes, but the director didn't expect Meow Teller to be so perfect the first time. He regretted not turning on the film, and was afraid that it would not have this effect when he was officially filmed. ”
…… I'm the next Olympics! The emotional director is in **this, so scared that Ben Meow doesn't want it.
Uncle Ding came in and picked me up and pretended to comfort me, and also complained, "What are you doing? What do you do if you yell to scare Meow Ler? ”
After listening to Ian's translation, the director said sorry repeatedly, apologized with gestures, and said that I should rest for a while, and the filming will officially start after resting.
Uncle Ding pretended to continue to appease me, and after saying two more pretended nonsense words to me, he nodded to the director and said, "Fortunately, it didn't scare, let's start quickly, we have to rush to Chicago after filming."
The director apologized a few more times, and then returned to the camera, sat in the director's exclusive seat and shouted, "A!"
When the shooting resumed, Uncle Ding pushed the door crack slightly, and I lowered my head to get in, turned around and closed the door.
Cautiously duck into the shadow of the wall pillar, charge forward, brake suddenly, drift to the right, stand against the wall, and set off again.
The action has caught up with the picture of the rehearsal just now, and the whole process is smooth, and there is no mistake at all. The director almost put his face on the small TV, and he didn't dare to come out with his round eyes, for fear of bringing me any negative impact.
Uncle Ding continued to pretend to give instructions next to me, and I followed the content of the script, and in two unexpected situations, I perfectly pasted myself to the wall.
At the end of this script, I was still discovered by the patrolling guards. But I was close to him by this time, and he wasn't wary of a cat.
It's easy to understand, in a heavily guarded secret base. When patrolmen spot strangers, they either shoot or warn.
But if you find a cat, or a harmless kitten, you must be stunned.
So, I took advantage of this effort and rushed forward to the front of the girl. Later, this image will be made by the computer as if I was on the way to pounce, and then changed back to the appearance of a human punching the patrol officer unconscious.
“cut!” The director waved his hand, stood up and applauded: "Verygood......"
"The director said that it was passed at the first time, and it was even more perfect than the last time, which is very good." Ian translated in time next to him, "The director also said that he wanted to take advantage of his good state to have a shot." ”
"Coming back?" Uncle Ding took out his mobile phone to check the time, "In a hurry, dear?" ”
Ian said: "To be honest, Jonny didn't expect Meow Teller to pass it all at once, so when they arranged the trip, they estimated the shooting time of nearly two hours, and now ...... It's still early......"
“…… Okay, okay, one last shot, leave as soon as you're done. Uncle Ding thought about it and nodded, anyway, there are only so many scenes, and if you finish filming early, you can finish it early.
So the second shot begins, this one is the story of the mutant Danny in a wax museum. Just like most films this year.
Whether it's a hot action genre or a thriller horror genre, the screenwriter always has a bad taste and will add some funny elements.
According to the plot in the script, this scene is completely for the sake of being funny.
As a mutant who can turn into a kitten, being blocked in the wax museum by people can leave secretly through many ways.
For example, windows, for example, vents.
But he doesn't, he prefers to go off the beaten path, he prefers to become a kitten, and freeze the wax figure in the wax museum.
So we have the following picture.
In the various animal wax museums that seem to be alive, there is no ghost.
Suddenly, a group of black-clothed people broke into the wax museum, one by one with flashlights in their hands. One of them said, "What about people?" Another said, "I saw him running in."
"Disperse, find him for me!"
The search began, and a man in black walked up to me, seemed to notice something, turned his head back, flashlight swept over me, and then found nothing.
I took advantage of this environment, constantly changing between cats and people, and knocked out the black-clothed people one by one.
As time went on for me, there was only one man left in black. He was shouting, "So-and-so? So-and-so? What about you? ”
No one answered him, which made him more and more suspicious, and he kept turning backwards for fear that I would sneak up on him from behind.
At this time, I saw an opportunity to tiptoe behind him, hiding my figure with the wax figures on the left and right. He turned around several times, but he didn't notice me.
He was walking around the corner to the right, and I had just followed when he suddenly killed a carbine!
"Aha!" He jumped back suddenly, squatted down, arms outstretched, and seemed confident in his appearance to me. But when he didn't see what he expected, he shook his head dejectedly and turned to the right again.
I exhaled a cloudy breath, but fortunately he had always thought that he was looking for someone, so he didn't feel anything wrong when he saw a cat frozen in the path he was walking on.
So I continued to follow, but he suddenly meowed out half of his body from around the corner.
The flashlight shone on me, and my right front paw was raised in the air, not daring to move. He tilted his head and frowned, "It's weird." Then take half of your body back.
When I lower my right front paw and take two steps forward to raise my left front paw. He stuck out another head from around the corner, his face tangled. It's like saying, "Is there this cat on the road?" This cat seems to be moving? Did you move? Didn't move? ”
Hesitation, he had doubts about himself, so his head kept sticking out from around the corner.
And for the sake of funny effect, I also had to match his rhythm. Freeze when his head sticks out, and step when his head retracts.
A few times later, I was less than half a meter away from the corner, and he finally turned around, showing a look of surprise to me, and was about to say something.
I pounced and stunned him with a cat's paw. Of course, this cat's claw will also turn into a fist in the later stage.
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