Chapter 41 Hades Says Hell
The forty-first Hades said hell
"All living beings, I'm not one of them!" Little Pig said: "You don't need to speculate about my origin, as the Yin and Yin body of the King of Hell, how can you know that the pure Yang body of the Dao can also give birth to life!"
"What do you mean? I don't understand. Hades was at a loss.
"Let me tell you this! The way of yin and yang between heaven and earth. The sky is yang, the earth is yin, men are yang, women are yin, and the combination of yin and yang is the main body that gives birth to life! And you, as the god of hell, are the yin of yin, and it is okay to create ordinary human beings, but I am afraid that you will not be able to create "superhumans". ”
"Superhuman?" Hades, the judge, and Meng Po listened to it one by one, but as the creator of man, he didn't know what a superhuman was at all.
"Yes, superhuman!" said Piggy, "your gestation procedure is masculine, that is, the male is the insemination, and the feminine means that the female is the conceived body!
"You mean" Hades seemed to understand something: "The males of our humans are still in charge of insemination as your feminine, and your masculine is acting as our human females, as a conceived being?"
"Yes, that's right!"
"I don't understand!"
"Actually," Piggy continued, "the process of superhuman giving birth to life, like that of ordinary people, is also a process of yin and yang mating. ”
"I don't understand!"
"The average human man is masculine in your eyes, but he is much inferior to the masculinity of the man of time, so he can only act as a feminine. ”
"Oh! I see," said Hades, "the male of our ordinary human beings is still an insemination body as the female of the Time People, and the pure yang body of the Time People acts as the female of the ordinary human beings to become the conceived body, that is, the man gives birth to a child!"
At first glance, it sounds like this, but it's not. "Superhumans are different from ordinary people in that they are pregnant with positive and inseminated with a negative. According to your words, he is actually a process of reversing yin and yang, and at the same time it is also a process of yin and yang copulation, because time people are all women who are the most rigid and yang. ”
"Where is this?" Hades became a fool.
"Let's give you an example! My dad is still a fertilizer even though he is negative compared to my mom, and my mom is a pure yang body, but she is still a conceived person. ”
"Oh! So I understand, our masculine is a man, and the masculine of the time man is a woman! Our masculine and the time man can only act as a negative, but still do the work of a man. ”
"Whatever you want!" said Piggy, "you can't understand a word." ”
"Got it, got it. Hades said, "I thought that all the people and ghosts in this world were under my control, but they were not." "Hades is very disappointed.
"Hey!" said Piggy, "There are so many cosmic people in the universe, you can't control it! ”
"Hey!" Hades was curious: "May I ask Pig Pig, what kind of race are you?"
"I'm somewhere between a transhuman and a normal human. ”
"Why can't you be a superhuman?"
"My mother, who was pregnant with me, took me on a journey through the ages, and accidentally injured the fetus, which made me so immature that I became a premature baby and lacked masculinity! Piggy also looked helpless.
"Then who are you in charge of?" Hades asked tentatively if he wanted to get out the details of the pig, and the implication was that I could control you?
"Ordinary people have three souls and six spirits!" said Piggy, "and I don't have any of the three, who do you think I should be in charge of?"
"You?" Hades really didn't see where the pig's soul was.
"I have half a physical body, half a pure yang body, in between, no one can control me!"
Hades and the judge were surprised! They were also very sorry, and after sighing, Hades returned to the topic: "Let's talk about the third thing about you!"
"Oh, blame me, blame me!" Ermao patted his head and said: "Patronizing and talking to you, forgetting about business, I have to go through the time and space gate." ”
"Do you know that the Plane Gate is the eighteenth layer of hell?" Hades expected that he would pee his pants in fright.
"Zhilu Dao, you told me earlier. Hades didn't expect Ermao to be so understated.
"Then you dare to go?"
"If I don't go to hell, who will go to hell!" Ermao looked very meaningless: "For the sake of the common people, I can only break through, who let me leave the book of heaven there, this is also a helpless thing,!" Hades finally saw a trace of helplessness on this kid's face. He was extremely happy, at least, he saw that the hell he dominated still had a certain power and deterrent power, and at the same time, he also saw that Ermao's inner world was not so powerful.
"Are you really going?"
"I'm going!" Ermao said very stubbornly, but after all, he lacked confidence.
"Pretend! I'll let you pretend!" Hades thought to himself: When I tell you about the power of hell, see if you can't pretend!
"Well, that...!" Hades coughed dryly and said, "If you have to go, I won't stop you, I think there are some things in it that I have to make clear to you, as long as you enter this hell gate, you can only go forward, not backward, there is no turning back." You may die at any time in the process of beating the level. No one has ever broken through the gates of hell since the gates of hell were opened. So, it's too late for you to regret it now. Let me ask again, are you still breaking in?" the king of Hades, the judge, and Meng Po all looked at them with strange and suspicious eyes.
"Chuang!" is just one word, and the answer is so simple, which makes Hades very uncomfortable, is it possible that my famous eighteenth layer of hell is so inconspicuous and ....... in the eyes of these two children
"This gate of hell is divided into the Flame Gate, the Smoke Gate, the Steaming Gate, the Frying Gate, the Cooking Gate, the Drowning Gate, the Cold Skull Gate, the Tiangang Gate, the Earth Shattering Gate, the Broken Intestine Gate, the Laughing Gate, the Angry Killing Gate, the Sorrow Gate, the Hanging Gate, the Soul Breaking Gate, the Bone Door, the Pain Muscle Gate, the Hunger and Thirst Gate! These eighteen doors are also called the eighteen rooms, and each door has several means equivalent to punishment, according to your words called the rules of the game, you can choose one of the games according to your interests and hobbies, as your game!" Hades is just as relaxed, introducing punishment as a game.
"Now, I will introduce you to the various gates of hell," said the judge, "that is, the form in which they are played. As the name suggests, there are three different forms of samadhi fire in the whole door, and the reason why it is so said is because it is divided into a ground fire, a fire in a furnace, and a chain fire. You can choose one of them to cross from. It is worth reminding that the energy of this samadhi fire is incomparable, and its temperature is incomparable. Let your steel and iron bones turn to ashes in an instant! This second gate is behind the Samadhi True Fire. If you want to enter this second gate, you must pass through this samadhi fire, and in the process of passing through, you may be burned to death by the flames and turned into ashes!" Ermao was slightly strange.
"Of course," the judge continued, "you may also choose not to cross. A different light flashed in Ermao's eyes: "Is there another way out?"
"It's just sleepy, thirsty, or roasted as human jerky, and that's the ideal place to be a human specimen. ”
"Ahh
"This kid is so deep in concentration. The judge said, "This second "smoke gate," is not as devastating as the flames, but it is no less lethal. Especially the three different kinds of smoke can suffocate you!"
"Which three?" Ermao finally couldn't hold it anymore.
"One is sulfur smoke, the other is chili smoke, and the third is the smoke synthesized from sulfur, chili peppers, and fumigated grass!"
"Which is the worst?"
"Synthetic smoke is more lethal than the three. ”
"That's easy!" Ermao seemed to understand the mystery.
"It's not easy at all!" said the judge, "these three kinds of smoke are very lethal, and you must find a way out of them." It's up to your luck to find a way out!
"Ao!" Ermao began to feel that the problem was not so simple.
After a pause, the judge said, "The third way" is the cooking door. "As the name suggests, there is steaming and boiling! No matter steaming or cooking, your flesh and blood keep your bones crispy and tender. There are three pots, one of which is life-threatening, and the steaming is optional, which also depends on luck. ”
"So mysterious!" Ermao said: "Judge, can you reveal a little bit in private, which one is deadly?"
"Hey, don't reveal it!" the judge shook his head like a merchant. Glancing at Ermao, he continued: "If you can't steam and cook at the cooking door, you can still continue in the fourth "frying door", I believe that the tweezers there will allow you to further process the unsteamed and cooked ones." There are three big pans in the door, and all three pans are burning red, and you have to choose to walk through one of them, or the old rule, and you will die twice for life. If you're lucky, you might be able to reach the fifth course, "Cooking Door!" (the most lethal of the cooking door, you can choose one of the three deep fryers). If you're unlucky, you can roll up and down like fried fritters there, and 100% cook the fried crisp!"
This introduction made Ermao's heart tremble! The heart said, "Who designed this Yama Palace?
"Scared?" Hades asked.
"What's the use of being afraid?
"It's too late for you to regret it now. ”
"Hey!" Ermao's eyes lit up: "I signed a life and death contract with you, and I am less than one hundred and forty-six years old, so I shouldn't be able to die inside, right?"
"This ...... Not necessarily!"
"For what?" Ermao looked at the hesitation of Hades' answer, thinking that there was a way out.
"It's up to God's will!"
"????" Ermao looked suspicious.
"The normal death of a person, that is, the normal birth, old age, sickness and death, is decided by my Hades Palace, but the extreme death of a person depends on the will of heaven. ”
"What is extreme death?"
"For example, flying into trouble, suicide, homicide, etc., that is, unnatural death! This depends on the will of God. ”
"So, if you die at the gates of hell, it's considered an unnatural death?"
"Yes!"
Ermao said, "I want to see what the providence is, and if the providence wants me to die, I will die without regret." If Providence doesn't let me die, hmph! I'm going to make a big fuss!"
"What a fuss!" Hades asked, "Who is making trouble?" Hades felt a little uneasy.
"It depends on how good or bad I feel. Ermao made a fool of himself and said: "If I'm in a good mood, I'll toss him less twice, and if I'm in a bad mood, I'll simply make a big fuss and turn him upside down!" He could see that this kid was not a good person.
"Alright, no more, I've got to go to hell. Ermao was talking and leaving.
"Don't worry, don't worry," Hades deliberately flattered Lu: "Listen to me explain to you the rules of the game in the Hell Gate, this will help you break through the level, so as not to suffer losses inside." ”
"Okay, don't cry and fake mercy!" Ermao waved his hand and said with a big grin: "I can't remember what I said." Let's hurry up!"
"Don't listen?" Hades looked at him suspiciously.
"Don't listen!
"That's the case, it's not that I don't tell you, if you want to break in, you can break in!" Hades secretly said in his heart: "This is called a long arm that can't hold a short life, and he deserves to die!"
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