Sign a contract with Hades for the fortieth time

"My wife...... Grandpa Cheng Yanjin lived to be one hundred and twenty-six years old, and I inherited his genes and couldn't live less. ”

"What, what?" Hades wondered, "What are genes?"

"Oh! It's science, you don't understand it!"

"What science?" said the judge, "bullshit, the king of Hades told you to die in the third watch, how can you survive until the fifth watch?"

"Forget it, forget it!" Ermao patted his head and said, "Forget that you are the place where you are in charge of life and death." ”

"That's right!" The judge's eyes suddenly lit up: "Hey, here, I've found Cheng Yaotong, hey! I said, how can you be the same generation as your ancestor?"

"Nonsense! I don't know the same words as our ancestors."

"You're just talking nonsense! Who is the same ancestor as you? Don't we, we're here!"

"Our ancestor Cheng bites how big a character he is, you call the ancestor not to suffer. Ermao smiled weirdly: "Besides, do I dare to commit it? I am just different from his old man, I am the word "Yao", he is the word "bite", besides, don't you blame you for this!"

"Why are you complaining about me again?" the judge looked innocent.

"Who in this world is not born and then died by you and Hades!

"It's too!"

"yes!"

"Alright! alright!" said Hades, "stop talking nonsense, let him take advantage of the cheapness, let's see how much he lives?"

"Yes! Patronizing Lagua, forgetting about business. These two mao are more casual than the king of Hades and the judge: "Look at it, how much do I live?" "Twenty-eight!"

"Ahh

"Fuck! Why is it only twenty-eight?" Ermao didn't expect it.

"Don't you believe in science, science can't save you!" said the judge. ”

"What then?" Ermao began to get anxious.

"Haha!" Hades smiled and said, "This is easy to do." ”

"What to do?"

"Resign yourself to fate!"

"No, no, no!hey!" Ermao suddenly understood something: "Can't you just change my Yangshou!"

"Hey, how can you change what has been decided?" said Hades, shaking his head.

"Why can't you change it?" Ermao suddenly pretended to be angry and said, "Since you can buy your life, why can't you change it?"

"There is no evidence to talk nonsense. Hades pretended to be angry.

"Why is there no evidence? Meng Po is the evidence. ”

"Is it? "Did Meng Po say it?" The king of Hades looked at Meng Po, there was no need to say anything, Meng Po also knew what the king of Hades meant, how to say Meng Po knew in her heart: "I said Ermao! Don't talk nonsense! I didn't say anything!"

"What a Meng Po!" Ermao walked up to Meng Po and threatened with the pen-like voice recorder, "Have you forgotten this?"

"This, what is this?" Meng Po snatched the recorder coldly; "At first glance, I can see what kind of voice recorder is? It's clearly a fountain pen. But Meng Po was angry: "Stinky boy! I cheated 3,000 yuan in vain, if you knew it was a pen, you won't pay back your 3,000 yuan." ”

"Haha!" Hades laughed, "Do you have a credential?" That smug look hurt Ermao very much.

"Don't you just want money, give it to you!" Er Mao said and sent the three thousand yuan that he had just asked for from Meng Po to the king of Hades: "Change it for me." ”

"Ermao, how dare you openly bribe me?" King Hades pretended to be angry: "I have always been honest and honest as an official, and I have behaved properly. ”

"You mean you can't give bribes publicly, do you?" Ermao asked.

"Of course!" Hades' honest and honest appearance really made Ermao look disgusted. He leaned in front of Hades and whispered, "Do you mean it's okay to secretly bribe behind your back?"

"Hey, how can you say that? This official is not that kind of person, he won't accept it if he says he won't accept it. Hades pretended to blush, and it would be even more like it if he peed a few more tears.

"You better take the money, I won't say it, the judge won't say it, Meng Po won't say it, who will know if you don't say it?" Ermao forced the money into the arms of King Hades. "The old thing, I want it clearly, and I'm still pretending to be serious here." ”

"Ermao! If you do this again, this king will be really angry!" The king of Hades blocked the money back and scolded secretly: "Holy shit, if you weren't afraid that you would go through and talk nonsense everywhere, Lao Tzu would be afraid that you would have less money!"

"Really can't do it?" Ermao put the money in his pocket, and said in his heart: "I'm just letting you do it all of a sudden, if you really accept this money, how can you ask me to explain to Brother Leopard when you go back?" However, as long as this old Zamao can really change Yangshou for me, it's still worth spending some money, and it's not wrong to go back and ask Brother Leopard to scold!"

"It's really not good!" Hades scolded privately: "Today is cheap, you kid, if you want to put it aside, I will burn your bones to ashes and boil your meat into oil! ”

"That's good, if you don't change it for me, I'll really spread the word about your life to you. Ermao pretended to be excited.

"Hey! How can you be so insincere? Talking nonsense everywhere! Besides, extending the life of your brother Zhang Shan is already an illegal operation, and it is really not good to make an exception to extend your life again. Clearly, Hades' tone softened a lot.

"I don't care, you must have a way, or I'll tell you about your stinky things. Ermao threatened further.

"If you want to say it, you just say it's okay, don't you have no evidence to believe it?" Hades can really hold his face and pretend to be decent.

"Haven't you heard the allusion that the three men became tigers? This has been spread a lot, and the false has become true, you can not listen to it, but you can't disbelieve it. Ermao said: "Besides, I can talk nonsense without evidence! You only signed a 146-year-old contract with that Zhaozi Wei Chaoyang two days ago, don't think I don't know the way." Honestly, how much did Teruko give you?"

"How do you know about this?" this time, Hades couldn't hold it back.

"Don't think you're clever! Don't let anyone know unless you do!"

Hades couldn't get used to Ermao's domineering appearance, but there was no way, he had to endure it. So, he pretended to smile and said: "I was joking with you just now, don't take it seriously! I can give Zhang Shan the green light, can I not give you it! Extending Zhang Shan's life also depends on your face!"

"I'll just say it!" Hades's words are really useful! Holding Ermao flutteringly, this beauty in my heart! Squinting his eyes and sitting on the chair, beating Erlang's legs leisurely!

"How old do you want to live?" asked Hades.

"One hundred and forty-six years old!" Ermao didn't think about it at all: "I can sign as many as I want! I can't sign more than him, I can't be less than him, I'm more than ten years younger than him, and I'm going to die more than ten years later than him!

"Good!" said Hades, slapping the table, "one hundred and forty-six is one hundred and forty-six." ”

"Great!" Ermao jumped up happily: "Hades, you are my reborn parents, I kowtow to you." Saying that, he knelt down and really kowtowed to the king of Hades a few times.

"Ha Lu Ha!" said Hades, "don't patronize me, I have a condition." ”

"Ahh

"I don't want your money," Hades said very seriously, "I'm going to sign a contract with you too." ”

"Okay, sign it. "As long as you live to be 146 years old, nothing else matters.

"If you go out and tell what you see and hear here, you will be killed immediately!"

"Ahh

"That's why I signed a life and death contract with you. Hades said.

Ermao pondered for a moment and said, "Okay! I agree! In order to live to be one hundred and forty-six years old! I can't say anything even if I suffocate my urine." ”

In this way, Ermao signed a life and death contract with Hades. The king of Hades finally relented, and while he was happy, he said, "Tell me about your third thing!"

"Ao!" Ermao patted his head and said, "I was so happy that I almost forgot about the big thing." ”

"You can't forget it, I can't forget it, hurry up and leave. Hades said.

"Look, stingy!

"It's not stingy! this is not a place for you to stay for long. ”

The third thing is to borrow your space-time portal. ”

"What are you doing through the time gate?" both Hades and the judge thought it strange!

"Let me tell you the truth! The basement of this little piggy's old house leads to your gate of hell, where I happened to get a book of heaven, because I was afraid that the birth of the book of heaven would bring disaster to the world, I couldn't bring the book of heaven out, I wanted to go down to read it later, but what I didn't expect was that the basement could not be opened again. Therefore, there is no way to take the opportunity of Thirteen Niang's revenge to enter your gate of hell ....... ”

"How did you know about the basement?"

"I entered this door by mistake, not on purpose. Ermao told the king of Hades about the search for Pig and Xiao Fang, Xiao Ting, and Xiao Yu.

"Destiny!" Hades sighed and asked, "How did you know that the basement of the Heavens led to this space-time door?"

"I read this book while lying on that gossip map, and there was an introduction in that book, so I ......."

"Why do you have to go again when you've read this book?" puzzled the judge.

"I didn't go to school much, and I was born stupid, I couldn't finish watching it for a while, and I mostly forgot about it. ”

"Oh! That's right!" Hades and the judge finally understood.

"No wonder this kid is different from ordinary people. Meng Po looked at Little Pig strangely.

"Meng Po, don't look at this child, he can know everything in the past. ”

"So godly?" asked Meng Po.

"Of course!" Ermao's eyebrows fluttered with interest: "He can know everything since the beginning of the world." ”

"Really?" Hades wondered.

"Really, as long as there is nothing in the past that he doesn't know?"

"...... so. The judge stopped talking.

"If you have a fart, let it go, don't spit it. Hades said.

"I mean, he also knows about the things of the underworld?" the judge looked worried.

"Of course!" Ermao was about to go to heaven angrily: "I'll tell you the truth, he told me about signing a contract with Zhaozi." ”

"Ah!! "Hades, judges, and Meng Po are all stupid.

"Great! But don't worry! I won't say anything about you. "Ermao only knows how to ride the clouds, but he doesn't know whether he is alive or dead.

"Great!" said Hades, "Judge, how old will this child live?"

The judge was at a loss for a long time: "There is no such person!"

"What? impossible!" Hades took the book of life and death and flipped through it for a long time, and he was also confused: "It's strange! Is there anything else in this world that I don't control?"

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