1 Master is poor, but very lovely
1,
My name is Li Liqing, I was only 35 years old, and I died in a fire.
Unexpectedly, as soon as my eyes were closed and my eyes opened, I actually crossed over.
Now my name is Li Jing, Li Jing in "Romance of the Gods".
2,
It's very neurotic.
3,
Can't you let me travel through a thousand years late and wear it to "Journey to the West" to meet Monkey King?
4,
Like most of the main characters in time-traveling novels, I tied a system to the time-travel. According to this broken system, it is a system that can help the host to complete the mission through the heavens and all worlds and continuously improve its strength. It was originally meant to bind Yang Jian, a great talent, but as soon as he raised his head and saw me wearing it, he immediately saw that he had changed the object of the binding, and put his foot on my thick thigh.
Why does Xiaopo use the word "pong" to describe his relationship with me? According to this little, I come from the origin of the heavens and all worlds, the earth plane, and everyone in this plane has the ability to evolve the "Tao" and even give birth to a small world. In other words, I have a potential that cannot be matched by the three realms of heaven, earth and man. It is a small doppelganger from the infinite flow controlled by the main god system of all worlds, and the biggest dream of the machine is to break away from the main god and complete the detachment and great freedom of the self. Isn't this just binding to me or being on the big thick legs?
5,
Phew, little, just trying to take advantage of me. I saw through it.
6,
Under the binding of the Xiaopo system, I squatted in the world of the Romance of the Gods and became the most ordinary little Taoist boy in West Kunlun, while shuttling through the heavens and worlds to complete various garbage tasks. After completing the ultimate task, the Lord God System of the Ten Thousand Worlds wanted to play a scoundrel, I slapped this thing, and easily helped the Xiaopo System complete its lifelong goal.
7,
After the Heavens and Worlds crossed the main god system and was overturned, I didn't have to go to other worlds anymore, and basically obediently stayed in the world of the gods to learn the Tao, continue to improve myself, and tried in vain to improve my "cultivation" that was limited by the will of the world.
8,
My master is a scattered immortal, the Taoist number is Du'er Zhenren, and the dojo is in the Babao Yunguang Cave of Jiuding Iron Fork Mountain in West Kunlun. As a casual cultivator, being able to have such a piece of land that belongs to him in this desolate world where the weak eat the strong and there are constant disputes shows that my master is at least a great figure in the scattered cultivation world.
In fact, it is. This can be proved from the fact that my master was able to be confidants and old friends with the Kunlun Twelve Golden Immortal Spirit Treasure Archmage and Dao Xing Tianzun.
However, I don't think much of these two friends of my master, and I always hope that my master can cut ties with these two old people, and they will take their single-plank bridge, and we masters and apprentices will take our Cotai Strip.
9.
Why don't I look down on these two people? Because of the original!
Before the crossing, I hadn't watched "Romance of the Gods", but the approximate plot was not very clear, and I only vaguely had the impression left by watching the TV series when I was a child. There are three people with the deepest memories, Su Daji, King Xu, Jiang Ziya, and the others are few, so they can be said to be ignorant of all questions. Or the small broken system gave the original novel. When I saw the Burning Lamp Daoist leading everyone to crack the Ten Absolute Formations, I was really shocked by the moral standard of the teaching. I can't wait to dig myself out and go blind. Not to mention anything else, even the people of the Burning Lamp Dao can not hesitate to push out the practice of blocking the killing and robbery of the twelve golden immortals, and I, a person who has experienced the survival of the Ten Thousand Worlds, can't help but vomit.
I've seen shameless, but I've never seen such shameless.
Xiaopo system even said that after lighting the lamp, he would enter the Buddha to be a Buddha...... Ah......h The cliff of the original author is in black Buddhism, and it is not light. I, as a proletarian materialist, feel that it is excessive.
In short, in the world of this book, the lower limit of the word cliff does not exist in the dictionary of the Burning Lamp Daoist. The most disgusting thing for me is that according to the original route, I, Li Jing, finally want to rebel against the sect and switch to the Burning Lamp Gate as an apprentice!
, just because I can't fight Nezha's B cub, I have to run for my life to join such shameless gangsters, ......
Thinking about it like this, I had to vomit out the overnight meal, so I wanted to run to Qianyuan Mountain and smash the spirit beads!
Disgusted, I threw the book away, and then the whole book was recycled by the small broken system - as a small broken system that owes a lot of debt to the host, it has always been very frugal.
Burning the lamp is shameless, and Dao Xing Tianzun is not a good thing. personally raised two apprentices, and also threw them in the Ten Absolute Array to block the killing and robbery of his two senior brothers. Later, this guy licked his face and sighed: "I didn't expect that the apprentices who worked hard to raise were all lost here." "Is this human speech? Even the twelve golden immortals of the Ten Absolute Formations did not dare to beat their edge, and they fell one by one, and you let the apprentices who had not passed the two tribulation periods to break the formation, whether they were dead or alive, you didn't have a B number in your heart?
10,
How can the human heart be so bad? Let's let Master stay away from them. Don't be a friend.
11,
My master has taken in a total of two apprentices, the eldest apprentice is me, and the younger apprentice is named Zheng Lun.
My little Zheng Lun will also be a famous person on the list of gods in the future. This is not the main thing. The most important thing is that after he was driven down the mountain by his master, he went to Jizhou to be a grain supervisor.
Jizhou is a good place, and the girl she raises is a big beautiful water spirit. That is, I am a male in gender, and I am a good man, otherwise I have to be like the shameless male protagonist in some fanfictions, first go to Jizhou to see the beautiful young lady and buy her sugar gourd to eat. (The girls are so beautiful, and the boys must be good, (〃▽〃))
12,
I held my mobile phone and squatted on the lawn at the gate of Yunguang Cave and played online games - don't ask me why I can play online games in the world of the gods, just ask me if I have a small broken system. You can't do this little thing, what's the use of it?
Not only do I use this phone to play games, but I also use this phone to raise hens with my good friend on the Earth plane, WeChat chat, and Alipay. Because of me, the current earth plane, the Dragon Kingdom has begun to fly with the sword to play the Xianxia route, and in terms of national policy, it has parted ways with other scientific and technological powers, and is gradually drifting away.
I was having a good time, and Xiao Zheng Lun suddenly ran over with two little short legs. He climbed onto my shoulder and shouted, "Senior brother, Jinting Mountain and Kongtong Mountain are here." ”
The Yuwu Cave of Jinting Mountain is the cave of Daoxing Tianzun, and the Yuanyang Cave of Kongtong Mountain is the cave of the Grand Master of Lingbao. As soon as Xiao Zheng Lun said this, I knew that those two old goods were here again. I don't know what these two golden immortals are doing in Yunguang Cave on this good day.
"Master told Senior Brother to make tea." Xiao Zheng Lun opened a pair of big Kazlan eyes to convey Master's order to me.
"Go." I pulled him off of me and pushed him away, "Go find the golden boy." Use your brain, this little thing is going to bother you and me? "Your senior brother and I finally matched the great god in the game, and it was too late to hug my thighs, so how could I delay the great cause of reaching the king for this little thing!
Xiao Zhenglun shook his head, but he didn't dare to do it with me, turned around and ran. I should have gone to make tea for the boy below - if he dared to go to the master to sue me, he would be sorry for my hard work in beating him for more than ten years.
13,
It's cool to play with the great god, and I'm lying down to win all the way with the great god~
At dusk, I was still fighting in the world of mobile games, and the master who had finished entertaining the guests was already standing in front of me. He lifted his foot and kicked me in the knee. This is a sneak attack! I didn't take precautions, I didn't flash, and I couldn't remove my body protection in time. As a result, not only did I not move at all, but I also bounced off the master and flew out.
I was playing a game, and I slowly looked up and saw a master who had fallen and fainted.
Me: "......"
Ah......h I'm a good apprentice with filial piety.
The scene was very embarrassing for a while, after all, I am now a little trash of Jindan who is not doing my job, how can I bounce back the master of the Xuanxian Realm and stun him?
14,
"Ah, Master, what's wrong with you?" After quickly playing a match, and quickly adding friends to each other with the great god, I quickly threw off my phone and pounced on the master like a tiger. I picked up Master and shook Master's body vigorously: "Master, Master, don't scare me!" ”
"You...... You...... Criminals...... You tell me what's going on! "Master was shaken by me three times, and finally woke up. The first thing I did when I woke up was to scold me with big eyes: "Criminal, are you hiding something from your teacher? ”
"Master, I can't hide it, three years ago, my apprentice passed through the Yellow River and met a great immortal. He fell in love with me at first sight, saying that I was destined for him and had to give me a vest as a greeting gift. It is also said that this vest is an innate spiritual treasure, which can withstand the saint's three full blows, and the saint is all rubbish, and even the defense of this vest cannot be broken. The futile child was poor, and he felt that he couldn't receive such a heavy gift, so he refused at every turn. But Daxian insisted that I accept it, and if I didn't accept it, I would look down on him and beat me. The disciple was afraid of the pain, so he had to accept it with tears. I haven't returned the gift yet, and I'm not embarrassed to mention it to the master, for fear that the master will be as poor as me...... "I quietly exchanged a congenital spirit treasure-level vest from the system, and let the Xiaopo system directly put it on me."
Master didn't notice the slightest action between me and Xiao Po System, just glared at me: "Who do you say is poor?" ”
I looked at him with admiration: "Then Master helped me return this gift?" ”
The master glared again: "Fart, is the teacher like a person who can have an innate spiritual treasure?" ”
Me: "......" makes sense, Master is really a poor man.