15，

I took off the vest I had just put on and gave it to Master for a closer look. The master was amazed while stroking the vest: "It's really a good vest, it's wonderful." ”

I looked up at the sky, this vest was redeemed from the system, and it cost two million points, which is almost one-fifth of the daily interest that Xiaopo system owes me on points, which is not expensive.

The master stroked me for a while, then suddenly paused, and turned his head to look at me: "Did you just scold me for being garbage?" ”

I quickly shook my head and denied: "It's not me." The garbage under the saint is what the great immortal said, and I just relayed it truthfully. If the master doesn't believe it, he can confront this great immortal. ”

Master's mouth moved a few times, but he didn't make a sound. I can see from the shape of his mouth that the old man is scolding, and I don't know if he is scolding me or the "great immortal".

16，

Old man, no, my beloved master didn't take this vest worth two million realms points for himself in the end, but still gave it back to me. Then Master mentioned to me the purpose of Archmage Lingbao and Dao Xing Tianzun coming to Yunguang Cave this time. It turned out that a large tomb was opened in the East China Sea, and judging from the signs, it was likely to be the burial place of the ancient ancestral dragon. Not many people know about this matter now, Dao Xing Tianzun and Lingbao Archmage specially came to invite my master Du'er Zhenren to visit the ancestral dragon tomb based on the friendship of old friends.

With prejudice, I can't help but suspect that these two golden immortals are trying to engage in yin and play with my pure and innocent master, but unfortunately there is no evidence in hand.

This makes me want to scratch my feet a little, and I have to take one step at a time for the time being.

I asked Master, "Do you want Master to go with them alone?" ”

"Not really." Master replied, "What they mean is to bring your juniors on the road with you, and it will also count as a training session for you." ”

Master's words "Let's go on the road together" made my ears itch, and my desire to scratch my feet became stronger.

17，

I'm afraid these two old Taoist priests don't really want to mess with our master and apprentice!

18，

The exposition and interception of the sect quarreled, and a group of scattered immortals who heard the wind gathered around the side to join in the fun.

Our master and apprentice finally followed. Although we know very well, the Lingbao Archmage and the Dao Xing Tianzun brought us here, and it is indeed as they said, it is to let us see and open our eyes. It is impossible for us to take things, and we masters and apprentices don't like Ming utensils.

I even secretly pondered that if I had the opportunity, I would be able to teleport what I could touch to the earth plane through the system teleportation function. How appropriate it is to hand it over directly to the state.

The matter about the Ancestral Dragon Tomb was discovered first by the Sect of Interpretation. However, the Ancestral Dragon Tomb is located in the East China Sea, which is considered to be within the base camp of the Interception Sect. If the Twelve Golden Immortals led by the Sect Sect Sect want to pan for gold in the East China Sea, it is absolutely impossible not to be discovered by the sect members. This discovery was not good, and the two sides immediately fell into a fight. Here there is a sentence of "a man with hair and horns, a person who is wet and eggy", and there is a sentence of "a hypocritical and moral gentleman, a thief and a slippery man", the firepower is full in an instant, and the hatred is piled up, so he almost did it.

However, the leaders on both sides of the Burning Lamp Dao and Duobao Dao people didn't want to do it for real. Don't you see the scattered immortals that have gradually gathered around you? But if the two sects are fought, those scattered cultivation cliffs will make up for a big bargain. It is not once or twice that the disciples of the two sects are fighting and are being stripped of their magic weapons by the passing loose cultivators under the defeat of both parties. There are many people who know, and there are countless casual cultivators who are keen to learn.

As for the cooperation between the two religions to jointly develop the Ancestral Dragon Tomb? It is impossible to cooperate, and it is impossible for the disciples of the two sects to cooperate in this life. They just cut off the three flowers on the top, abolish their cultivation, jump off the reincarnation platform, turn into ordinary people and turn into animals, and it is impossible for them to cooperate.

19，

The disciples of the two major sects of exposition and interception are so rigid!

20，

Zheng Lun loves to join in the fun, this kid is climbing on my head at the moment and sitting on my shoulders with his feet crossed, looking at the two major factions in the distance with relish. The disciples of the two factions quarreled happily, and Xiao Zheng Lun was also very happy. I'm a pacifist, and I'm not interested in this kind of bare-mouthed cannon thing, so I just keep my head down and play games. Suddenly, a person popped out on my left, and he smiled and accosted me: "Li Daoyou, play a game, double row?" Another voice on the right continued, "Three rows?" ”

Xiao Zheng Lun, who was above my head, unexpectedly retracted from the quarrel, lowered his head and pulled my hair, and said to me, "Senior brother, we are in four rows." ”

21，

Four rows are impossible to have four rows.

Three bronze little spicy chickens, want to block my path to the king, hey-tui.

22，

Standing on my left is Han Poison Dragon, and on my right is Xue Evil Tiger, two men with the names of vicious villains and cannon fodder, but they are positive characters. They are the "beloved disciples" raised under the throne of Dao Xing Tianzun to block the killing and robbery of the twelve golden immortals in the future. These two men not only have cannon fodder-like names and quasi-cannon fodder futures, but also have cannon fodder-like looks and strength. Obviously, I cultivated a hundred years earlier than me, and my Taoism turned out to be the same as a person who didn't do my job, and they were all Jindan. I am in the middle of Jindan, and he is in the late stage of Jindan. They also have a junior disciple named Wei Hu, who is now a Mahayana. No wonder it was the two of them who became cannon fodder in the end, and it was Wei Hu who sanctified the flesh. Well, I didn't actually see the section of Wei Hu's physical sanctification from the original book, it was told to me by Xiaopo System. Xiaopo system wanted to use this information to pit me points, and in the end I saw that it was too pitiful, so I spent a point to buy this message.

23，

My road to becoming a king cannot be said, and I must not be delayed by three little spicy chickens. I didn't rank three with Zheng Lun and them, but threw three mobile phones to them and let them play by themselves. Han Poison Long took the mobile phone, and Zhen and Xiao Zheng Lun went in a double row. Xue Evil Tiger's B is a good mouthful, one three rows, but he didn't open the game at all when he took the mobile phone, and went straight to tease the Internet celebrity. From time to time, I heard "Thank you big brother" and "Thank you for your support", and I am also a dog.

24，

"What kind of magic weapon is this, so new and interesting?"

Suddenly, a woman's voice came from behind me to the right, very familiar. At the same time, the familiarity made me feel a slight pain. I turned my head to look, and sure enough, it was a big acquaintance, it was my master's confidante - Shiji Niangniang. That's right, it's the innocent passerby Jia Shiji Niangniang who was killed by Nezha's master and apprentice. According to the narrative in "Romance of the Gods": She was first a boy who went out to collect flower dew and was mistakenly shot by Nezha who was far away from the sky with an arrow and died; After arguing and asking the legal guardian of the murderer Nezha, that is, I asked for an explanation, another boy was ambushed by the unwilling Nezha again, grabbed it, beat it twice, and died. Even Shi Ji himself was on the way to hunt down Nezha to take revenge, and Taiyi Zhenren, who was intercepted without saying a word, was killed, and even the magic weapon was taken away.

Pathetic, pathetic.

25，

What's even more pitiful is that I, a, was destined to raise a milestone in the world of bear children - Nezha, it hurts to think about it. Nezha in the original book and "our little hero Little Nezha" in the cartoon are really not the same creature, they are completely two extremes. As long as I think that I will give birth to such an unreasonable B cub who causes trouble everywhere, kills people and sets fires, I can't help but want to practice magic skills and wield a knife from the palace.

That is, I was afraid of pain, so I endured it again and again, and I didn't cut the root of my troubles.

I have long thought about it, as a, I am determined not to marry a girl and let someone be the same wife. It doesn't matter if you're gay or not, those who bully women are garbage, how can I do this kind of thing as a gentleman? Don't you want the face of the eighteen generations of your ancestors?

If you don't marry a woman, it's even more impossible to have a child with a woman, so Nezha won't be able to give birth to my family. As for whose family Taiyi Zhenren will entrust him to, it's none of my business. Just don't mess with me. Once I commit it, I will inevitably let this bear child and his parents and master go through a beating from the moral society. I said it!

But just in case, I think I should find a Taoist couple as soon as possible - a male Taoist couple is better to marry, so as to save trouble.

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Of course, not all men can make do with it. I have a bad mouth, the target group of Taoist couples has already been there, it must be a beautiful woman with white skin and beautiful appearance, broad shoulders, narrow waist and long legs, and a minimum of 500 million years. Not a year, a month, a day, an hour, not a second. If I add a powerful label, it will be even better if I can eat soft rice.

27，

That's right, I'm so ambitious!

Hold your chest tall and be proud.

28，

I followed Shi Ji Niangniang's gaze, it was the mobile phone in Xue Evil Tiger's hand, and there was a water snake dancing around the microphone on the screen.

Me: "......"

What's so interesting about this thing? Shi Ji Niangniang, as a woman, shouldn't you angrily slap Xue Evil Tiger, the LSP who objectifies women?

29，

Oh, by the way, Shi Ji Niangniang is not a woman, he is a monk who has become a stone essence, and he has no gender in terms of feet. As for why you chose to show the appearance of women, it is about the fairy's clothes that are more drifting than the fairy's. Anyway, most of the spirits who have no gender but choose to show their female images are all for this reason - by no means to seduce mortal men and suck their yang energy!

Sure enough, when dead things have eyes, they all become visual kei.