3 Lu Bu among the people, Li Jing among the gods

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No matter who Shi Ji Niangniang dies in the future, now he is my master's close friend, and he is good to me and Xiao Zhenglun. Occasionally, Xiao Zheng Lun and I make a little mistake, and when Shi Ji Niangniang meets, she will help to block us by saying a few kind words in front of the master. For this kindness, Xiao Zhenglun and I have an excellent impression of Shiji Niangniang, and I can't wait for the master to marry this kind lady as a teacher. It's a pity that my master cultivates the half-hung ruthless way, and he is not interested in love, and he is the purest friend with Shiji Niangniang.

Seeing that it was Shiji Niangniang who made a sound, Xiao Zhenglun and I immediately saluted him. Shi Ji Niangniang smiled and nodded. Han Poison Dragon and Xue Evil Tiger next to him did not salute. This is the stinky temper of the exposition of the teachings, even if it is a small qi cultivation, as long as he enters the exposition, he must not give salutes to a monk who is inferior to his feet, even if the other party is an immortal cultivator. Shi Ji Niangniang is a stone into a fine, and it can't be worse than on her feet, so naturally she can't get into the eyes of Han Poison Dragon and Xue Evil Tiger.

Han Poison Dragon and Xue Evil Tiger didn't say a word, and silently walked to the side, playing games and playing games, brushing anchors and brushing anchors, all of them didn't exist as Shiji Niangniang. Shi Ji Niangniang's face darkened when she boarded. He was about to open his mouth to reprimand the two juniors, when my master suddenly diverted the conversation and chatted with Shi Ji Niangniang. The master is well-intentioned, Shi Ji Niangniang's temper is not really good, how can he swallow such a thing that is despised by the two weak chicken juniors? But it must be Shiji Niangniang who is really going to get up and suffer. Han Poison Dragon and Xue Evil Tiger were raised by their master to be of great use, and the exposition would never let these two suffer on Shiji Niangniang's side.

Shi Ji Niangniang may really mean something to my old man, just now with a black face, my master stepped forward to talk, and immediately got off the donkey down the slope, ignoring the two Han Poison Dragons. Seeing Shi Ji Niangniang talking to Master, Xiao Zhenglun and I didn't interject and continued to bow our heads to be our Internet addict teenagers.

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After arguing for a long time, the exposition and interception of the religion reluctantly reached a consensus. Let go of their prejudices first, the ancestral dragon tomb is in front of you, who can enter and who can't enter to see their own ability. Cooperate? Cooperation is still impossible, even if the Yuan Shi Tianzun and the Tongtian Sect Master personally order, it is impossible to cooperate.

After the exposition and interception of the teachings have been discussed, the next step is to focus on the surrounding circle of loose practice. The big pot of meat in the Ancestral Dragon Tomb originally wanted to be swallowed alone, but now it is very unhappy to be divided up halfway by the sect, how can it be possible to leave a soup for the unrelated and unreasoned loose cultivation? Immediately, three generations of disciples from the two sects took action to drive away the scattered cultivators who had gathered after hearing the news. The loose cultivators were afraid of the might of the two major religions and did not dare to openly resist, but they were unwilling to give up completely, so they retreated outside the area demarcated by the two religions, turning heads to ears, looking up from time to time.

My master is a good friend of the two golden immortals, and I am fortunate not to be included in the scope of "loose cultivation without relatives and no reason". After a while, the Lingbao Archmage came over with a gourd. When Shi Ji Niangniang saw the Lingbao Archmage coming, she bowed her head and waved to my master, then turned around and walked towards the periphery. Two years ago, I heard that Shi Ji Niangniang had attached her name to the name of the sect. However, seeing that he walked to the periphery and finally stood with them, and was also within the range of the disciples of the two sects of exposition and sect interception, it can be seen that the situation in the sect is still not good.

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Archmage Lingbao saw Shi Ji Niangniang leaving, and only then did he really get close to my master. He poured out three black pills from the gourd, and was about to hand them to my master: "This is the water avoidance pill that my senior brother Yuding personally refined, this time it is not a temporary achievement to enter the East China Sea, and I am going to use this pill." ”

My master silently glanced at the pill in the Lingbao Archmage's palm, smiled politely, and waved his hand gently: "No, my master and apprentice have Dingshui beads, and they can still go to the East China Sea." ”

Archmage Lingbao was a little surprised: "I only heard from Daoist friends that I got a fixed wind bead by chance, when did I get a fixed water bead again?" ”

The master had a serious face, and there was a smug smile on the corner of his mouth that belonged to a teacher: "It's not a poor way, but a big apprentice who has no interest." Last year, he went down to the river to eat crabs with a greedy mouth, and happened to dig out three water beads in the stomachs of several 10,000-year-old mussels, and I divided them one by one for each of the three of my master and apprentice. ”

"Ten thousand years old clam ......" Lingbao Archmage wondered: "That's not fine, I'm afraid it's not shallow, right?" ”

"No, I don't." I smiled hypocritically at the Lingbao Grand Mage, "Their qualifications are too poor, they have been exchanged for three water beads in 10,000 years, and they happened to be taken by juniors." It's just that the meat is too old, and after being roasted with charcoal, it is still as hard as a stone, so I have to throw it away. ”

Lingbao Archmage: "......"

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The Lingbao Archmage looked at me, and the corners of his eyes twitched. Suddenly, he paused, with a meaningful smile in his eyes: "I said before that the virtuous nephew is a person with far-reaching fortunes, and now it seems that this is indeed the case." ”

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How can I respond to this "word of appreciation"? Only the word "hehe" is good.

In the eyes of the Twelve Golden Immortals, isn't I, Li Jing, a person with profound merit? According to the trajectory of the original book, the future me did not die in the Great Tribulation of the Gods, not to mention that there are only seven people who have been sanctified in the flesh, and my sons and I have occupied four places. After the Great Tribulation, the family not only occupied a position in the Daomen Heavenly Court, but also followed the "Master" Burning Lamp Daoren, Cihang Daoren and others to take refuge in Western Buddhism.

It's just that it doesn't sound good to say. "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" has Lu Bu stabbing his father-in-law with two faces and three knives, and "Romance of the Gods" has I, Li Jing, all kinds of anti-water job-hopping, Taoist Buddha and two eats. When it is Lu Bu among people, Li Jing among gods.

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Since our master and apprentice have the Dingshui Bead, the Lingbao Archmage will not send the pill. After all, these Bishui Pills are refined by the real people of Yuding, and they are already scarce materials in the fairy world. Lingbao Archmage can save nature. He whispered a few words of advice to my master, then turned around and walked to the collective of the Twelve Golden Immortals.

After the Lingbao Archmage left, the master looked at the scattered immortals who had been expelled into the distance, turned to me and Xiao Zheng Lun and said, "Let's go too." My junior brother and I hurriedly put away our mobile phones and walked behind Master towards the entrance of the tomb. Little Zheng Lun is still on my shoulders. At this time, he suddenly asked me, "Senior brother, are we really going to the ancestral dragon tomb?" I was a little scared. ”

"What are you afraid of, senior brother brought black donkey hooves." I appeased Xiao Zhenglun and didn't care about the so-called "Ancestral Dragon Tomb". After all, I am a man who has many killer features and has seen the coffin of Kowloon, and the tomb of a dragon is merely a dragon, how can I be afraid of it?

Xiao Zheng Lun's voice immediately became surprised: "What is Senior Brother doing with the black donkey's hooves, could it be that dragons will also become zombies?" ”

"Any living thing, after death, can become a zombie." I thought about it, and for the sake of safety, I grabbed a black donkey's hoof from the system and handed it to Xiao Zheng Lun: "Take it, in case you get separated from your senior brother and encounter a zombie dragon, you can feed it a mouthful." "The stinky feet of the black donkey demon saint who has not washed his feet for 700 million years, and who preached the Tao with his strength, asked the zombies in the world if they were afraid.

Xiao Zhenglun took the black donkey's hooves and received them in the Qiankun bag. He has taken a lot of things from my senior brother, and he has long known that he does not need to be polite to me in this regard.

After a short time, our master and apprentice walked to the periphery of the exposition and stopped. I looked inside and saw that the whole line had stopped. Take a closer look, yo, isn't it the traitor Ao Guang of the neighbor's house next door, the Dragon King of the East China Sea, who is blocking the disciples of the two sects from entering?

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Ao Guang, the Dragon King of the East China Sea. Don't look at Ao Guang with the name of a Dragon King of the East China Sea, he looks amazing, but in fact, he is just a one-horned dragon on his feet. In the past, let alone expounding teachings, even those who had no class of teaching were disgusted with qualifications, and were not allowed to enter the door. He can only find a scattered immortal apprentice in West Kunlun like me and Xiao Zhenglun to learn the Tao. But the ambition of Ao Guang is lofty, far from being comparable to me and Xiao Zheng Lun, who eat and wait for death. This guy can't practice, but he's good at drilling. After hearing that Heavenly Court intended to divide the Dragon King of the Four Seas, Ao Guang immediately betrayed his master and threw himself into Heavenly Court, and was gifted by the Jade Emperor to become a four-clawed green dragon, and was sealed as a dragon king in the East China Sea.

Now he is the father of several little dragon cubs. cough, at this time, I can't think of Nezha's stubble in the sea - why did this evil obstacle pick an old acquaintance who is my father? This cub really can't have it, looking up to the sky and sighing.

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Legally speaking, the boundary of the East China Sea is actually the territory of Ao Guang, and the interception can only be regarded as a tenant of their family. The reality is that the tenants are powerful, not only do they not pay rent every year, but they are also anti-tenants and occupy the island. On the contrary, Ao Guang has to pay protection money to the sect every year with a shy face.

The landlord has done Ao Guang's job, and it can't decay anymore. I'm so embarrassed to give birth to Nezha to get him a white-haired dragon and send a black-haired dragon.