It's a new beginning!
The world is always changing with each passing day, and starting from the city of good, which has all the complete means of production, the whole world can be said to recover very quickly.
After the power of the evil god withdrew from the world, everything ushered in a new life, perhaps because the world rules were completed due to the collapse of the world tree, and countless creatures were recreated, but there were also many things that became different from before, such as reproductive isolation...... (Because all creatures no longer evolved from elves, many species that were crossed by different types of elves became independent populations, such as orcs, etc.)
From three cities to all over the world, it took only one hundred and seven years, as a brave man with an infinite lifespan, Moon Hades left behind legends while traveling around the world from the perspective of a bystander.
Eventually, he came to a remote area and lived a leisurely life.
But all this will be broken today.
"......" Yue Ming looked at the pitiful guy outside the door with a dark face, and her brain stopped thinking.
"Sorry, I didn't wake up, bam!" Without waiting for the other party to finish speaking, Yue Ming slammed the door directly.
At this time, he was sweating profusely against the door, "It's not good! He thought to himself, "I always feel like I'm going to be entangled by a super troublesome guy!" β
"Knock knock." The guy outside the door was still knocking on the door, "Hey, hey, haven't you seen me for so long, won't you let me go to your house to sit?" β
"Oh, I'm sorry, I've lived too long, my memory is a little bit bad, who are you, I don't seem to have an impression, I'm sorry, stranger, I won't let him in, ha, if it's a salesman, please go to the other side of my house, he's a good old man, he'll accept anything anyway." Listening carefully to the voice outside the door again, Yue Ming found that it was indeed right.
"It's really this troublemaker!" Gotta get this guy out of here! Moon meditation thought to herself.
"Hey, don't you just want people to come in~" The voice outside the door became bad, "You did that kind of thing to people, I don't know if people go to the police station over there......"
"Bang! You please come in, you please come in! Yueming, who had resisted, quickly opened the door and invited the people from outside the door into the house.
"Well, aren't you a god, how do you have time to come to me?" Yue Ming smiled and brought biscuits and water, and sat down cross-legged, it was Kaka.
"Of course it's a contract~" "Contract? What contract? "Oh, don't pretend~ That's the time~" was interrupted by her like this, and Yue Ming thought about it.
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a week ago(* Μβββ'*)
"Help!!!!"
On this day, the moon is climbing a mountain in a very remote tourist spot.
Halfway through the climb, a wave of defecation suddenly hit, "There shouldn't be a toilet here, right?" He looked around the side with the idea of not forgetting it, and found a toilet in a remote corner.
"There are toilets in such a place? Forget it, I can't hold it anymore! Unable to bear it, he rushed straight into the toilet.
"Huh?" When he finished solving his personal problem, he suddenly discovered a serious problem.
"Is this ......" Yue Ming stiffened her neck and looked to her side, "There is no toilet paper!! β
"It's over, it's over, it's over!" His hands groped around his body quickly, but he realized that he had forgotten to bring paper when he went out.
"Help!!" And so there was that scream.
With the blessing of strong physical fitness, as a brave man, his squatting skills are still very superior.
"But here's the problem......" he said like a contemplative thinker, "what to do when the is going to clump!" β
Even with his strong physical fitness, squatting in the ventilated toilet for four hours was not something that a brave man could bear, and at this time he already felt a deeper despair than he had in the decisive battle with Mira.
"Who's going to save me!" But it is clear that no one will come to such a remote tourist attraction and such a remote toilet.
"The brave man who saves the world~ Do you need my help~" Yue Ming, who squatted for four hours and was numbed by the cold wind, didn't care about the details, and resolutely shouted out the sentence: "Paper! Give me the paper! β
"Hmph, since that's the case, then the contract is established~" At this time, he felt that the hand that handed out the paper from under the door was like a god descending from heaven (although it was indeed a god), and quickly took the paper to solve the problem.
By the time he lifted his pants and opened the door, the person who handed him the paper had disappeared
"There are so many good people in the world~"
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Thinking back to the present, knowing that he had been cheated by some unreliable guy again after nearly a hundred years, his face showed (||γ .γ ||) expressions.
"So, what is the content of the contract?" Yue Ming asked this sentence with a heavy heart.
"Huh? Didn't you watch? Kaka showed a puzzled look, "Didn't I hand you the paper at that time!" β
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"Let's just say that the original paper has a hard texture...... "Cold sweat continued to drip from his forehead.
"Hey, hey, are you alright? Don't be so nervous, even if you forget I have a copy here. The moment she took it out, Yue Ming grabbed it with lightning speed to open a membership.
"Party A needs to fulfill the basic living needs of Party B's clothing, food, housing and transportation, in addition to meeting Party B's spiritual entertainment needs, in addition to offering blessings and gifts on every festival and Party B's birthday......" Yue Ming looked at the words written on it with a hideous expression, "... Finally, Party B will give Party A some help within the scope of its ability. β
"Uh-huh, that's it, hehe~" Kaka smiled proudly, "So when will we eat, we haven't eaten breakfast and we're starving to death." β
"Card, card!!" Just as he was about to land a punch on Kaka's head, a cell phone stood in front of him.
"Do you really want to use such brutal methods on meβΟβ" A message was written on the top of the mobile phone screen, and the address of the recipient was, "No. 308 Mejin-ro = ΝΝΝΝ (κͺακͺ β§Μ£Μ₯Μ)" Moon Ming knew very well where this address was, and this address was the police station diagonally across from his house.
Look at what is written on the message, "Help! I was kidnapped by a disgusting uncle who called himself the brave Moon Ming, and now I'm at No. 314 Mejin Road, he seems to be going to do something bad to me, come and save me."
Suddenly, Yueming broke out in a cold sweat, "You calm down..." "I'm going to cook now!"