Eventually, Kaka stayed at the Brave's house.

"So what can you do to help?" "Goose... Deliver paper or something? "Get out! Aren't you a god, how can you do something, can't you turn a little stone into gold or something? ”

Kaka was a little embarrassed, "I can't help it... There are fewer and fewer people who believe in me, and the temples have been demolished to make buildings. We... Woo woo woo ꒦ິ^꒦ິ" she began to cry as she spoke.

"We don't know what's wrong, a lot of people think that miracles are useless things like waste, and now our priesthood is covered in waste (sobbing) woo woo..."

"Huh? Isn't it the original god? But it's true, "I don't know when the advertisements on TV and mobile phones began to call on people not to pursue miracles, but to do things in a down-to-earth manner," although I feel that there is nothing wrong with those propaganda, but does it have an impact on God? ”

"Let's just say, woo woo," Kaka wiped her tears, "It's really that the divine power can't sustain daily life, plus there is no currency, and I can't even afford to eat, woo woo, we finally found you..."

Seeing her like this, Yue Ming was a little embarrassed to drive her away.

"But now it's all right!" Kaka's words changed, and the whole person suddenly became excited, "You signed this contract with me, and you will be my servant from now on!" Why don't you bring the delicious food quickly, I've been hungry for a long time! ”

(ꐦ°᷄д°᷅)

"Sure enough," Moon Ming tried to resist the urge to beat her up, "I shouldn't have sympathized with this bastard, I can't help it..."

"Hmph~"

"I can't take it anymore!" [Brave Pounce ε=ε=(O/°Д°)ノ.jpg]

"Wait a minute!" Kaka raised his phone in a panic, "I'm really going to call the police if I come over again!" ”

"You report it! But I'm going to ravage you before the cops arrive, bastard!! ”

....................... Rub your head for 5 minutes.....................................

In the end, Kaka still didn't call the police.

"Really, it's messing up our hair so much." Kaka straightened her hair, "Let's not treat you as a servant in the future, and don't call me Kaka in the future, call me Rose." ”

"Why?" Moon Ming doesn't quite understand.

"Because I don't know why, I feel like someone is chasing me, although it's just our intuition, but our intuition has never been wrong, and in Elven language, Rose means miracle~"

"Inexplicably, let's eat." "Huh? So fast? Moon Ming walked out of the kitchen with instant noodles.

"How can you give God such a thing!" Kaka said indignantly, "You're a brave man! Isn't there a pan-fried dragon steak or something? And what about a pre-dinner snack? ”

"ꐦ≖ ≖ Love to eat or not." Yue Ming picked up a bowl of instant noodles and ate it by herself.

"Let's not eat..."She turned her head and looked at the fragrant Yueming who was eating out of the corner of her eye, seeing that he didn't pay attention to what she meant, she asked curiously, "Hey, hey, is this thing really delicious?" ”

"Huh? Love to eat or not. "Really, it's clear that a brave man is so rude to the gods, so let's just reluctantly eat a little of your offering." Kaka still picked up the bowl of instant noodles, after all, in the past three days, in order to ensure that the remaining divine power can withstand unexpected situations, she has been really hungry for three days in the human state, and the reason why she still has the strength to speak is completely because she refilled her divine power before knocking on the door to satisfy her hunger.

"Bite... Not? The taste is okay, ......"After tasting the instant noodles, Kaka found that the taste was not as bad as expected, so he ate it silently.

Soon, the two of them finished the noodles in the bowl.

"So when are you going to go?" After lunch, Yue Ming asked, "I won't entertain you if it's too long." ”

"I don't know... But that bad feeling keeps coming, and if you can help me fix it, I'll be out right away. ”

"How to fix it?" "We don't know, hey ( ˉ͈̀꒳ˉ͈́ )✧"

(╯‵□′)╯(┻━┻"Get out! Get out of here! The unbearable Moon Ming directly lifted the table.

"Don't worry!" Kaka rubbed his head anxiously, "It's coming soon!" ”

"Immediately?" The unknown Yue Ming felt a cramp in his abdomen, "Wouldn't it?" Instant noodles expired? Before he had time to think too much, he hurriedly rushed into the toilet.

"Hey! I want it too! Kakaton also felt uncomfortable in his stomach, but the only toilet in the house was already occupied by Moon Styx.

"Puff~" Suddenly, a strange voice sounded in the room.

"What?" Unlike Yueying, Kaka hadn't eaten much since three days ago, and even if he had just eaten, he wouldn't have come so quickly.

"Puff puff, I'm the god of diarrhea BG!" The strange voice sounded again, and unlike before, there was also a middle-aged uncle dressed strangely who appeared with the voice.

"Huh? (≖╻≖； [Question mark .jpg]

"Give up resistance! Puff, I'm going to make you have diarrhea until you collapse to death! Puff plu puff

"No, why?" Kaka asked, puzzled, "Where did we offend you?" ”

"Because you ...... Because you ......" Halfway through speaking, the strange uncle also got stuck, but fortunately, he finally came up with a reason after thinking about it, "because you have never had diarrhea!" It's disrespectful to diarrhea, so I'm going to punish you guys! Go to hell! At the same time, he waved the huge moldy sausage in his hand, and a strange foul smell permeated him.

"Squeak." The abrupt sound of opening the door sounded, and it turned out that Yue Ming walked out of the toilet, at this time he clamped his legs, his face pale, "Waste goddess, just defeat this guy, right?" ”

"Right?" Kaka subconsciously responded to him, and then reacted, "I'm not a waste!" In order to show revenge, she quickly rushed into the toilet, kicked out the moon who was leaning on the door by the way, and then locked the door of the toilet, "Then the perverted uncle will be handed over to you~"

"Kakame Nima!" The thing that was forcibly held was directly squirted out by the kick she just now, and the moon looked at the perverted uncle wearing a coat composed of various expired moldy foods and holding a huge moldy sausage in his hand with a dark face.

"You bastard made me like this, didn't you?"