Chapter 167: What the hell is this hilarious

Chang Wenjian looked at Mo Lan in a daze: "Is this what they mean?" I don't know, they didn't tell me clearly, they said that I will live with them when I get married to Xiaoli, and we don't have to worry about the house or anything, and we will have children in the future."

I couldn't say it anymore, Chang Wenjian finally felt the taste.

"Mom, I didn't want to be someone's son-in-law, I didn't think about that at all. When I go back and talk to Xiaoli, how can I be her son-in-law, it's not good to say it. Chang Wenjian frowned and said in a muffled voice.

And then

He was slapped by Moran.

Just on the back of the head, the "pop" is quite loud.

"What's the matter, if people have to recruit a son-in-law, do you still have to follow Xiaolihuang? It's just a girl, there must be a lot of ideas, you haven't figured out anything and you're thinking about your reputation in the future? Your big-headed, thick-necked cook thinks a lot of weird things, and it's useless. ”

Mo Lanbai glanced at Chang Wenjian stunned, and continued: "What kind of son-in-law doesn't come to the door, you just have to live a good life, and everything else is nothing." What is the child's surname, it is not a big deal, it is like that, the surname is like that, the surname is cat, the surname is like that, and the surname is Tianwang, and Lao Tzu can't turn it over. ”

Chang Wenjian was counted down and kept silent, and he didn't know what this kid was thinking.

The atmosphere was not very good, and Shi Ling immediately had an active atmosphere with a hippie smile.

He asked Moran: "Auntie, do you want to recruit a son-in-law?" ”

Moran looked at her and then at the stone and giggled: "I don't care about your children's affairs, you just think it's good." It's good for me to look at our Jiu'er and the stones, so I don't have to worry about it. ”

Shi Bei'er, who didn't have to worry about Mo Lan, immediately said with a smile: "Auntie, I am willing to be a son-in-law, and in the future, when my uncle no longer raises deer, you two will come to the provincial capital to live with me and Xiao Jiu, and Xiao Jiu and I will provide for you in old age." ”

Chang Wenping was immediately unhappy: "It seems like you?!" Mom, you and my dad follow me, I support you, the store I opened is always making money, I still have time, it's like they are busy all day long and have no time to accompany you. ”

Mo Lan was coaxed into laughing, and said without partiality: "Okay, okay, when your father is free in the future, we will go to live with your brothers one by one, what is delicious to eat, where to go for fun, and I won't bring you money to save money." ”

Chang Wenping and Shi Ling are the best at behaving well, and the two of them can make Mo Lan laugh with a single sentence.

She has been paying attention to Chang Wenjian, this kid is still keeping his head down and silent, looking preoccupied, she can't look at it.

The bird quietly pulled the person to his hut, closed the door and stretched out his leg to give Chang Wenjian a kick.

"Our mother said it's up to you, why are you still unhappy? What's the matter, you can't stand being a door-to-door son-in-law? I didn't see that your idea was so antique, who gave birth to the child with whose surname, I think it's good, if you don't accept that you were born yourself. ”

Chang Wenjian was aggrieved: "I don't think so, I'm just a little uncomfortable, I always feel that I have a good relationship with Xiaoli's parents, and I don't hide anything from them, why do you say they have to beat around the bush with me?" I'm not as smart as you are, and I can't really hear me when I talk around the corner. Hey, people are really different, and they get tired of getting along with people who beat around the bush. ”

If you really live together according to what Xiaoli's parents said, they still talk and do things in a crooked way, then there will definitely be conflicts after a long time, and life may not be good.

"Wen Jian, work hard to make money to buy a house, buy a house closer to Xiaoli's house, you don't have to live with them to take care of them. Anyway, you and Xiaoli are not too old to get married, so let's work hard for another two years. She said to Chang Wenjian very seriously.

Chang Wenjian listened to it, went to the kang relaxedly, and sighed: "Hey, it's really troublesome to deal with an object, I finally know now that the eldest brother, the second brother, and the third brother are not dealing with each other!" ”

Thinking too much about the child, their third brother is also punished!

After a while, Shi and Chang Wenmo came to the hut, and only Chang Wenping and Shi Ling chatted with Mo Lan in the big house.

She smelled a little wind and rain.

"What do they want to say now? Will you be in too much of a hurry? She was a little worried about Moran's body, afraid that she would be too scared to hold on.

Chang Wenjian and Chang Wenmo both looked at them in confusion, completely ignoring what they were talking about.

Shi replied to her: "Sooner or later, they have to say it, they feel that the time is ripe and they want to say it." ”

"What are you talking about?" Chang Wenmo couldn't help but ask.

She threw her little brother a roll of the eyes: "Children don't ask about adults." ”

Chang Wenjian, who was already an adult, asked, "What are you talking about?" If you can't ask at the end of the article, I can always ask, right? ”

No need to ask, soon they all knew.

There was a sound of cups being smashed in the big house, and she reacted to the thief's fast shoes and rushed over.

Moran was still holding the teacup, but the cup had fallen to the ground and was torn apart.

Chang Wenping and Shi Ling both stood next to them with a panicked and worried look and didn't dare to squeak, but stopped her when they saw her barefoot and were about to rush in, and asked her to go back to put on her shoes.

What shoes to wear, she jumped directly onto the big kang, leaned over to Mo Lan's side and grabbed her arm, and softly comforted: "Mom, don't be angry, say anything you have to say."

Moran finally had a reaction.

She put down her hand and her eyes fell on Chang Wenping.

"Pour me another glass of water, I didn't drink any of that one just now. You said that you two are too, you can't wait for me to drink water, and you can talk about a cup of water in vain. Moran complained.

The point of resentment is a little different from what they thought.

Chang Wen Ping poured water and served it with both hands, Mo Lan drank the water, and Shi Ling and the thief took the empty cup and put it aside.

Moran looked at the cautious appearance of the two of them and couldn't make a "poof" out of joy, and then lowered his face and let out a long sigh.

"You two are much better than Wen Jian going to be a son-in-law to someone else. It's all men, how can you live this day? One day or two days, can it be done for a long time? I don't understand, and I feel that you can't talk about it in the long run, it's your own business, you can't say that because I think I'm going to break up the two of you with a big stick, you can do it yourself, it's none of my business to cry or laugh in the future, don't come to me to bother me. ”

After saying that, Moran waved his hand and asked them to go out, she wanted to stop for a while.

Chang Wenjian and Chang Wenmo also had the foresight to go out with Chang Wenping Shiling, only the stone with cotton slippers in their hands did not go, put the cotton slippers under the kang to facilitate her to wear, and then lowered their sense of presence and sat against the wall, ready to add tea and pour water for the two at any time.

"Mom, you're not embarrassed, are you? Does it hurt to have a headache? She asked with concern.

Moran sighed.

"Can I not have a pain in my head when I clean up the lattice one by one? You and the stone should not be a moth, or I can really make you die for me. ”

She hurriedly swore to Moran that she would never do anything that made Moran worry about it.

Moran smiled bitterly: "Hey, the children are older, and they all have their own heads, and I, the mother, can't care about you for the rest of your life, right?" You don't think that your father and I are ordinary people who don't give you much wealth, and your father and I naturally don't think you're not good, that's not right. In fact, several of you are already very good, not to mention your eldest brother, they will say the end of the article, he is already much better than many children of the same age in the village, if you are not satisfied with forcing him to do something, we are too parents. ”

Mo Lan can always use very simple language to tell many truths that her parents can't understand in their lives, she is admired and moved, affectionately attached to Mo Lan's arm, and said coquettishly: "You and my dad are the best parents in the world." ”

"You're the best kids in the world." Mo Lan smiled softly: "I still say the same thing, as long as you know it in your own hearts, I don't care what kind of person you find and what kind of person you live with." ”

After chatting with Moran, I went to Chang Wenping and Shi Ling.

These two people are quite big-hearted, and they are looking at the photos of them when they were children.

She leaned over to look at it with them, and didn't speak until she finished reading a photo album.

"You two must give our mother a knock for the New Year! Third brother, what good things did you do in your last life, you can be such a good mother in this life, how many people envy you. ”

Chang Wenping took out a photo album from the cabinet again, and replied to her while flipping through it: "Then you don't need to say." If you don't rush anything else, you have to live a good life if we have such a good mother, or we are all sorry for her kindness to us. ”

Living a good life is easy to say, but it's actually very difficult because most people can't do it.

Chang Lao's liveliness came and went quickly, and his family had a tacit understanding to say that Shi Ling was Chang Wenping's good friend, and that's it.

On Chinese New Year's Eve, it was the turn of Chang Lao's second house.

Chang Wenbing came back with his foreign girlfriend.

However, the most shocking thing is not that Chang Wenbing found a foreign girlfriend, but that his girlfriend also has a ten-year-old dark-skinned son

The foreign girlfriend's name is Anna, 26 years old, graduated from an international famous school, and is an engineer of the company sent by Chang Wenbing.

Anna's experience is also quite interesting, she was unexpectedly pregnant when she was a teenager who was ignorant and rebellious, and she resolutely gave birth to a child after determining that the man would not and could not be responsible. Later, in order to make herself have enough ability to raise her children, she was admitted to a prestigious school while working and studying, and took her son to finish college, and gradually had her current results.

Li Ping and Chang Youchun didn't care how inspirational her experience was, they only had one thought in their hearts, an unmarried woman with a half-grown child was not worthy of their son.

Since they are not worthy, they will naturally not agree to be together.

Li Ping was so angry that no matter how Chang Wenbing pleaded, he threw out all the things they brought, and didn't let Anna and the child enter the door.

It's so cold that I've been walking outside, and there are already many people in the village who have heard the movement and come to join in the fun, so it's not good for outsiders to watch the joke. So Chang Wenbing sent Anna and the child to Chang Lao's house first, settled them here first, and he went home to persuade his parents.

Anna greeted them generously in Chinese, and her pronunciation was not standard but she could understand it.

"Oh, you're going to say what we're talking about, Wen Bing wiped his body and left, I'm still worried about talking to you, it's great that you can say that. It's freezing outside, take off your shoes and get on the kang, it's warm on the kang. Moran happily talked to Anna, and when she turned her head and saw the little boy staring at her, Moran couldn't help but reach out and touch the child's steel wool-like hair, and said rarely: "This child is really good, the nose is the nose and the eyes are the eyes." Come on, go to the kang, and get you something delicious. ”

Becoming a local custom, Anna is not hypocritical, Moran asks her to do whatever she does, and the thief on the kang is Lisuo.

She helped Moran entertain Anna's mother and son, served tea, poured water and took fruits, and after a while, there were a lot of delicious foods on the kang.

The little boy watched her until she was done and sat down to talk to the boy in a foreign language.

The boy's Chinese name is An Yi, which is taken by Chang Wen Bing, which means very good.

According to An Yi, Chang Wenbing and Anna have been together for more than a year, have a good relationship, and have plans to get married and then come here to live.

The more I listen, the more headaches I get.

Her brother Wen Bing is really not worry-free.

If you don't tell your family about such a big thing earlier, even if your family doesn't agree to grind for more than a year, you can make the second uncle and aunt mentally prepared. This is good, but it is scary to bring it back suddenly, even the most enlightened parents have to choke on it.

It wasn't until it was dark that Chang Wenbing came over in a daze, and when he looked up, there were two red slap marks on his cheeks, which looked very miserable.

That's well deserved.

People who are almost thirty years old can't do things like this, and it is light to receive two slaps.

"Wen Bing, it's not that the eldest lady said you, you really can't do this well today. You touch your conscience and say that your parents are good to you, and they are not sorry for you, right? You suddenly came to make them angry like this, and you said that you don't regret it? Your brother and your brother don't all have to turn their faces with you! ”

Talking about it, Mo Lan felt sorry for Chang Wenbing, and instructed Chang Wenmo to go outside and bring in a few ice creams, and he could still eat them after dressing his face.

Chang Wenbing was also embarrassed, and said in a muffled voice: "Auntie, I really didn't mean to. They always urged me to get married, and I thought that no matter what kind of person I was looking for, as long as I got married early, they couldn't say anything, but I didn't expect it."

She gave Chang Wenbing a thumbs up in admiration.

This idea is absolutely amazing!

Chang Wenbing doesn't care about his head, his parents are angry enough, and his girlfriend is not good, and he will suffer from it later.

Li Ping didn't let him enter the house, and he could only pass this year.

The world is the biggest in the New Year, everything will be put away first, and the New Year will be lively first.

As on Chinese New Year's Eve every year before, the whole family started to make dumplings while watching TV, talking and laughing and laughing.

As soon as it was past midnight, Chang Wen usually took An Yi out to set off the cannon battle, Mo Lan bowed in front of the stove to cook dumplings, and Anna stood by a little helplessly and didn't know what to help.

Anna and An Yi also made dumplings, which were very distinctive, and they could be recognized at a glance after they came out of the pot.

The thin skin and filling are less strangely shaped, and they stand out among other dumplings with bulging bellies.

Anna is embarrassed to say that she eats these dumplings with Anyi, that will definitely not work.

So Moran deliberately picked out these dumplings and put them on a single plate and gave them to Chang Wenbing for him to eat.

After eating the dumplings, it was almost two o'clock in the morning, and after a simple tidying up, they went back to their respective houses to get ready for bed.

Comfort slept with the big boys, and Anna slept in the hut with her.

A lot of things happened on this day, and as soon as I lay down, I was dazed and wanted to fall asleep.

However, just as she was about to fall asleep, she heard Anna say something to her in Chinese that was not very clear.

She seemed to hear clearly, and she didn't seem to hear clearly.

If she could, she would have preferred that Anna hadn't said anything

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