Chapter 2 The Wolf Gang is garbage?
But at this moment, the so-called god, who had been wiped out by the ashes, suddenly appeared in the same place again, with a strange expression, a mouth open, and said mechanically, "The sun is shining, master, it's time to get up, the sun is drying your butt." ”
"Wow!" Wu Feng was stunned, stunned.
"Ahh Wu Feng sat up from the bed and said in a daze, "Xiaoyang, don't call anymore." ”
The humanoid mechanical mouth on the bedside table table opened and said, "Xiaoyang understands. ”
Wu Feng patted his head and said, "Damn! ”
Turning his head to look at the humanoid mechanical alarm clock, it was already more than nine o'clock, and today I have to go to the Black Dou Skyscraper to participate in the Divine Wolf Gang press conference, and the time is naturally in time, because the conference is at night, but I have to go to the Black Dou to prepare for tonight's show.
lowered his head and kissed Li Ziyan, who was asleep, on the forehead, and smiled, "Wife, I'm going to the studio." ”
Li Ziyan hummed like a cat, didn't move, and didn't open her eyes.
Wu Feng smiled, "It's good to have a wife!"
After saying that, his body had disappeared from the bed and appeared in the bathroom, with a toothbrush in his hand and a toothpaste to apply to the toothbrush.
Wu Feng turned on the water source, picked up the cup and filled it with water, brushed his teeth, and hummed a little song in his mouth.
After washing, my heart read at will, the blue light of the ring flashed, and an extra straight suit appeared in my hand, and the clothes were worn on my body in an instant. From start to finish, it's only a few minutes, and of course most of the time is spent brushing your teeth.
Walking out of the door, the ring flashed blue light, and a fiery red sports car flew out of it, landed on the ground, bent down and sat in, and as soon as the stereo turned on, the car automatically drove in the direction of the black skyscraper.
"LIVE, ENJOY, OH, COMEONNOW!"
Black Dipper Skyscraper "Fever" live broadcast studio.
"Director, you're ready, it's time to go. ”
"Ok, noproblem! A bearded old man (Li Yunxiao, director of the National Bureau of Hong made a cameo) shouted loudly.
At this time, a person was wearing a set of tight-fitting black coats, perfectly outlining the slender and slender and graceful double S curve, her crystal skin was scattering a stunning light, she was wearing an off-the-shoulder skirt, and a pair of plump jade peaks trembled as if beckoning to Wu Feng.
Looking at the beauty in front of him (Shangguan Yu's true colors), he couldn't help but dry his mouth, the first thought in his heart was a stunner, and he secretly thought, "It's too inhumane, it's just a naked temptation for me! Fortunately, I have a wife, otherwise I would have to get you." ”
While thinking about it, a click woke Lao Wu up from his fantasy.
At this time, the beautiful woman held a rectangular whiteboard marked with the date and walked out of Lao Wu's sight.
All the lights pointed at him, and Wu Feng posed in what he thought was the most handsome, facing the camera with the coolest smile, and said with a smile, "I'm glad that everyone watched the only one in the country on time, especially for the majority of wolf friends, oh no, the most special program prepared for the majority of wolf friends." Please welcome the most anticipated, best and most handsome author of this century --- the fish that broke Jackie Chan with the warmest applause. He is the screenwriter of the Divine Wolf Gang, everyone applauds and welcomes!"
The camera cuts to the audience in front of the support desk, and everyone in the audience clapps in welcome.
Wu Feng snorted, and he didn't come after half a minute, the secret way was not good, and the voice passed on to the old man in front of him, "What's the matter, I haven't come yet." Director?"
"Insert commercials, continue!", the director yelled at the man next to him, "Bring my 'big brother', huh, man!"
Five seconds later, the man (Zhou Lanbing's cameo) fell lightly behind the old man, and said without a trace of emotion, "This is yours, give." ”
"Scared!"
"You want me to die early!" was so frightened that his face turned green, but he still broadcast the mobile phone of the fish that robbed Jackie Chan, but no one answered the mobile phone.
The director looked at the phone and snorted coldly, and said, "Cut, don't look at who you are? ”
Wu Feng walked up to the director and said, "What the hell is going on?"
The assistant director (Chen Junyi's cameo) standing next to the director said, "I saw the fish boy coming just now, I don't know what's going on, why is it gone?"
Wu Feng secretly said in his heart, "Cut, when my popularity rises, I have to fix you well, and see if you will release my pigeons." ”
Five minutes later.
Wu Feng stretched out his tongue to the right side of Lu, the smile on his face was squeezed together, and he smiled, "I'm sorry to see you again, I'm sorry, the fish that robbed Jackie Chan was temporarily something, and it was delayed, but we won't cancel the press conference, in order to thank you for your support, this Heidou Xijing TV station broadcast in advance the trailer of the TV series and anime movie starring me Wu Feng and my wife Li Ziyan, the famous fish of Jackie Chan, Xie Luxie!"
And Wu Feng scolded in his heart, "Damn, dare to play a big name,! What kind of goods! Host, I haven't introduced me who is handsome and dashing, and I am so suave, I'm really depressed! Oh my God! It's unfair! Now everyone knows how hard it is for an actor to be an actor! I ask for a raise!"
The picture flashed, and a kawaii-looking beauty (Qin Xuelian's cameo) could be seen on TV, only to hear the beauty smile slightly, and said, "Why are the fish of Jackie Chan late! Hehe, please continue to watch! Wait and see! Wonderful should not be missed." ”
Six minutes ago.
Starry.
Looking down, high-rise buildings lie on the mainland like dead corpses.
Looking up, the high-rise buildings are like optimus pillars, and the endless stream of pedestrians downstairs gives it life, and the colorful neon lights are telling the prosperity of today.
About 88 meters above the ground, a large three-dimensional naked-eye 6D TV is hanging, which is playing the trailer of the TV series "Wolf Gang".
"Damn, what the hell, how can this kind of garbage be made into TV series and anime movies, is the chief of Heidou Xijing TV a head show? I saw a young man dressed in rags and messy hair (Wang Xin's cameo) said.
"yes! garbage!" a person next to him chimed in on clothes that were worthy of the audience (bear bile stone cameo).
"Wow! It's so cool! Wu Feng is so handsome, Wu Feng's wife is so beautiful! I saw an infatuated woman (Zheng Jingjing's friendship cameo) After watching the trailer, she said shyly to the woman next to her (Xiong Dailin's friendship cameo).
The woman next to her smiled, "yes!
Out of nowhere, a person came out of nowhere and interviewed the woman with a huge microphone and asked, "Miss, what do you think of this film?"
The woman excitedly replied to the camera, "It's the best of the century, it's so cool, it's too ..."
The women and girls next to them, as well as some handsome and handsome men and boys, nodded in agreement.
"Ha! Life must be happy, it seems that this trip is worthwhile, it is very good. Aha! It's so cool. "There was a sound in a dark corner that could make mm laugh a little hoarse like crazy, but... Couldn't be a madman.
"! You look at that protagonist who can be the protagonist like that, phew. A big man who looks like a pig brother (Xuanjian Poxiang cameo) roared.
The word "there is a play" flashed in the heart of the interviewer (Xuanyuan Shuo), with four words "I am a paparazzi" hanging on his head, and then smiled at the person who broke in and asked, "Sir, what do you think?"
"It's not garbage, look at my figure, is the garbage protagonist better than me?
"Who are you?Why do you say that about my idol?Who do you think you are?Hmph!Phew!How can you compare to him!" The woman just now shouted to the big man in front of her.
"Tooth~~ I'm so angry, where are you a chick, see how I clean you up!" The big man put away his narcissistic expression, roared angrily, and grabbed a huge fist (relative to the woman) and grabbed the woman a meter away from him.
"Ahh
At this critical moment, there was a snap, and a hand reached out out of nowhere and grabbed the right hand that was grabbing the woman.
Dahan was stunned for a moment, and turned his head to the person who grabbed his hand.
"I'll push you up with a lung, what's so good at hitting a woman. Cut! Dare to speak ill of my brother, hum, then you will die!" The hoarse voice that could make all the women crazy sounded unhurriedly, and the last two words of the last word accentuated the tone.
At this moment, the air around it seemed to condense, and everything was still.
"Idol, idol...", a large group of women and girls shouted loudly as if they were about to tear their throats off.
Breaking the momentary spatial balance in an instant, the big man who reacted raised his left hand and hit the stranger in front of him, but that hand was grabbed again.
"Are you ready?" "The fish that broke Jackie Chan (Xu Xiaobei, I played domineeringly) said to those mm.
"Wow, so handsome!" exclaimed the women, whose eyes flashed brightly.
The fish that broke Jackie Chan slowly raised his feet and immediately kicked towards the big man at a speed that was difficult to distinguish with the naked eye.
Five minutes later.
The unrecognizable man was lifted into the ambulance and left with the sound of alarm bells and pig-like screams. At this time, it seemed that the whole world was quiet.
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