The pretty kawaii beauty pulled the huge "tidbits" from the corner of the screen and quickly covered the entire screen, and then winked playfully.

The screen flashed.

"Ka, ka, ka, what kind of are you making, what kind of plane are you doing. Wu Feng said helplessly.

"Uh! Isn't it okay to be a man? Can't a man post it once in a while? Haven't you heard Brother Liu sing "It's not a sin for a man to make a fuss"? The bearded old man retorted.

looked at the director and comforted, "Alas, I sincerely sympathize with you in this situation, love a woman must tolerate everything about her, such as temper, yes, but they seem to eat garlic every day, annoyed in their ears every day, they can't go here or there, do you say we eat dry rice? ”

"Hey, you're really my bosom friend!"

A discordant or angry voice rang out from behind the two of them, breaking the peace.

"Murderous", Wu Feng had a thought at this time.

"Yo ho, you have the audacity to hum. The surrounding space was filled with murderous aura, and the two reflexively turned around.

"Hmm, my wife, why do you have time to come to my company today, what are you doing?" Wu Feng said with a smile, as if nothing had happened just now.

Li Ziyan walked over and grabbed Wu Feng's left ear at a speed that was imperceptible to the naked eye.

"Ah!!h ”

"Hmph, isn't it?" Li Ziyan (starring Li Ziyan in her true colors) said coquettishly.

And the bearded man who was watching the excitement on the side shouted, "That's a good idea, let's be together at night..."

Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Li Ziyan and said to Wu Feng, "You dare!"

Throwing off a sentence, Li Ziyan walked out, she raised her right hand and touched her face, and asked herself rhetorically, "Do I have this? It seems that I will be gentle in the future." ”

Looking at the disappearing back, Wu Feng secretly finished screaming, he slept on the ground today.

Half an hour later.

Wu Feng, who walked out of the building, looked at the pedestrians coming and going in front of him, and he was inevitably a little lost in his heart.

Walking, walking, he was in no mood at this time and walked into the emerald forest of Yunxiang Academy.

Suddenly, there was a loud bang, and a silver lightning bolt hit Wu Feng directly.

"Ouch! fuck! Who doesn't want to live anymore, and actually slashed the thunder on Lao Tzu. Wu Feng turned from depressed to angry.

"Damn, just to see the audience's reaction, a few minutes late, you don't help my brother to top it, you still dare to scold me, cut!

As soon as the sky changed, a colorful cloud flew into the sky above Wu Feng, rumbling, and tens of millions of huge thunderbolts slashed towards Wu Feng's head like a spiritual silver dragon.

“oh,mygod!” After speaking, I fainted.

"Cut! Don't look at who I am, dare to break ground on my head. I am the sky. Heaven is me. Wow haha. "The triumphant robbery of Jackie Chan's fish fell into a frenzy.

"I'm going against the sky!" Wu Feng was completely dizzy.

The picture turned and it was dark.

A gap appeared in the middle of the black curtain, a pair of hands were broken from the center, revealing a pair of panda-like eyes, the corners of the mouth were blue and purple, the black hair stood on end, disorganized, and smoked from time to time, one hand slowly let go and wiped his tears and touched his nose, and said with very innocent eyes, "It's very hard for the audience to see us actors now! The director is turning me like this now, isn't it ugly, it damages the image of Uncle Ben." Ladies and gentlemen, don't you say?"

As he spoke, Wu Feng turned his head to the director who was sitting on a chair next to him and smirked and said, "Director, I ask for a raise." ”

Suddenly, a foot appeared in the sky, kicking down Wu Feng, who had changed beyond recognition.

The whole body was in front of the picture, but I could vaguely see that I was dressed in rags, and my clothes were glued with a little mud, and then I said with that blurred face, "I support myself every day with that low wage, and I give up contact and love with mm, God! Now I know that I am also very hard! Come on! Crush me with your recommendation votes! I will use my clever head to present the most precious work. I offer my first time..."

Suddenly, a foot appears in the picture again, kicking down the unrecognizable fish cub.

Wu Feng said with a smile, "The first time, I said that he once wrote the Vertical and Horizontal Divine Formula when he was young, his name is not Wu Feng, but Wu Liao, and his real name is Liao Yukai, if it wasn't for the re-modification and upload, Wu Feng and I would not have been born." is also a low salary, and he gave up falling in love with mm, dear viewers, these are all made up by fish boys. Pure viewers, don't be deceived, he is a screenwriter and part-time author. ”

The picture flashed, and I saw Wu Feng and the fish boy fighting together.

Then the picture flashed, and it was the kawaii beauty who appeared in the picture, and she smiled and said, "None of the above is real. If you laugh, it means that our show is a success today, and if you don't laugh, please look forward to the second round of the updated theatrical version of Jackie Chan's Fish. Stay tuned!byebye!I wish you all a happy and happy day!"

Before he finished speaking, he flashed.

The screen shows the two characters "the end of the play",

"This play is pure fiction, and if there are similarities, it is purely a coincidence. ”

"Xie Lu Xie appreciates!"

But at this moment, a gap was torn between Xie Lu Xie and Appreciation, and it was quickly pulled apart, and the four words were deformed, Wu Feng appeared on the screen in a fiery red armor, and he smiled, "Remember, the theater version is a reality show of the fish boy, and I, Wu Feng, appear as the god of the universe, don't miss it, it's a very wonderful movie." I wish you all good health and all the best! Okay, don't talk nonsense, I'll see you later! Uh, in fact, we're all meeting, isn't there an update every day? That is what I Wu Feng used to do when he was just starting to become stronger. HEHE, BYEBYE!"

As soon as Wu Feng finished speaking, he flew into the air from the lens of the screen, and the camera also moved to the sky, and Wu Feng's figure in the picture became smaller and smaller, only to see that the clouds in the air had become big characters, with three words on them, "Shenlong Jue".

Suddenly, the kawaii beauty smiled, "BYEBYE!"

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