"Brother Zhang, the corpse will move, are you serious?"

When on patrol.

Li Yuan couldn't help but ask.

If it doesn't work, just run away.

In case you really come across a corpse that will run.

You can't be scared to death here!

"I said before that the big brother who could carry the corpse back if he ran away, come on, Yuanshen is scared, your chance to perform has come."

"The construction site is set to move bricks, next time it must be next time."

"Hey, hey, of course it's true, I never lie."

At this time, Zhang Youcai suddenly turned around and smiled at Li Yuan.

Li Yuan suddenly felt his anus tighten.

"Mom, my eldest brother laughs so innoyingly."

"Damn, I was almost so scared that I threw away my phone!"

"Yuanshen, do we have to start this live broadcast?"

"No, pills, I feel like something is really going to happen, I can't really cheat the corpse or something, right?!"

"Brother Zhang, where is the toilet?"

Li Yuan asked with a trembling hand, holding the peachwood sword at his waist.

"Over there."

Zhang Youcai pointed to the front right.

Li Yuan immediately trotted over.

"Hey, I'm not done yet, some corpses will jump in their joints due to muscle atrophy during the cremation, and it looks like they are moving."

Zhang Youcai looked at Li Yuan, who had disappeared with a smoke, and slowly shook his head.

"I'm a slow speaker and I'm most afraid of encountering acute ......"

After entering the toilet.

Li Yuan quickly took out cinnabar and yellow talismans and wrote a few runes crookedly.

Bang bang, stick it directly to yourself.

", and this operation, isn't the rune paper all attached to the corpse?"

"You can feel the fear of the abyss through the screen, hahahaha."

"Hahaha, to be honest, I don't blush at all when Yuanshen earns two thousand yuan a day."

"Yuanshen is really ruthless, it seems that he put a piece in the crotch of his pants just now, are you afraid that the corpse will snatch your little brother?"

"Brother, did you hear a strange rustling sound?"

Toilet out.

Zhang Youcai, who was patrolling together, asked curiously.

"No, I didn't hear you."

Li Yuan looked up at the sky.

Secretly stroked the rune paper that rubbed his back against his clothes.

"Now that the Abyss God is afraid of being like this during the day, what will I do at night?"

"What else can I do, there is not really a Piao in this world, believe in science, all fears are just from the fear of the heart."

"Okay, Brother Science, you step back first, don't talk about it, let me show me."

"If there is really A Piao in this world, catch it, and go to the circus to sell tickets, it will not be profitable."

"Ghost: Are you polite?"

"Actually, I think the gods should bring a quilt, it is said that the quilt is an ancient barrier, as long as people hide in the quilt, the ghost can't attack."

"I agree, research has shown that ghosts are actually in a quantum superposition of "existence and non-existence", and as long as humans hide under the covers, ghosts naturally disappear. ”

"Shuffle, I think I understand, Schrödinger's ghost."

"Popular science cold knowledge, Article 248 of the "Hades Law" stipulates: When a human being is wrapped in a bed, intentionally harming a human being is punished with capital punishment, and being accidentally injured by attacking a bare limb outside the bed is sentenced to death by me, Note: The body is in the bed, and the head is also in the bed."

"Tearful eyes, even ghosts are so law-abiding, what reason do we have to break the law and discipline....."

"Although it was a hot day, I silently went to the cabinet and came back with a quilt."

"Brother Zhang, do we have a quilt here? It's going to be cold on duty at night, right? ”

After Li Yuan finished reading the barrage, he turned his head and asked Zhang Youcai.

"No, it's hot now, and a few incinerators over there are open twenty-four hours a day, don't worry, it won't be cold at night, and it's a high time for stealing corpses at night, so we can't sleep."

Zhang Youcai waved his hand.

Li Yuan's face suddenly collapsed.

"Brother Zhang, don't hide it, don't look at me young, in fact, I have old cold legs, and it hurts a lot if I don't cover the quilt at night."

Li Yuan covered his thighs as he spoke, looking pained.

"No, isn't it the knee that hurts Lao Han's leg? What does Yuanshen do with his thighs? Isn't this seen through at a glance? ”

"It's not a big problem, it may be late, and it has been transferred."

"Sodsnai, what you say makes so much sense, I can't refute it."

"I really don't have a quilt, but I can find you one."

Zhang Youcai shook his head and sighed.

He glanced at Li Yuan with a slight sympathy.

Alas, young people nowadays do not take good care of their bodies.

At a young age, he was sick with old age, and he took 40 years of detours.

Li Yuan followed Zhang Youcai with an expectant look to get the quilt.

But there is a little bit of wind and grass.

Just dig into the quilt.

Sadako has to sigh when she comes, hehehehe.

"The deep god is so witty, and he got a quilt enchantment."

"But what if it's a coconut? I remember that the coconut liked to burrow into people's quilts. ”

"Huh? Is there such a ghost who doesn't talk about ghosts? What does the Dharma say? ”

"If you don't talk about ghost virtues and destroy human trust in the bed, you must be punished with capital punishment!"

Zhang Youcai took Li Yuan into a morgue.

Just when Li Yuan was slightly puzzled.

He was about to lift the clear glass lid of the black coffin.

"I'm ****, Brother Zhang, what are you doing?"

Li Yuan was immediately frightened and took a step back.

"I'll get you a quilt."

Zhang Youcai pointed to the white quilt covering the corpse in the coffin.

"Ahh

Li Yuan suddenly felt his scalp tingle.

The audience in the live broadcast room was also stupid.

", grab the quilt with the dead, this operation is really in the underworld!"

"That, Brother Zhang, in fact, my old cold legs are an old problem, just bear with it, don't bother."

"Really? You don't have to be afraid, we can use whatever you want here, don't be polite to me. ”

Zhang Youcai looked at Li Yuan suspiciously.

But his hand still reached into the coffin.

"Brother, there's really no need, let's go on patrol."

Li Yuan was already about to cry.

"Where is the Yuan God being polite to Brother Zhang, he is being polite to the dead..."

"Hahahaha, Mom, I finally saw that the Yuan God was deflated."

"Haha, the strategizing Yuan God has finally been taught a lesson, and you have to be a rich brother who doesn't follow the routine to govern the Yuan God!"

"No, seeing Yuanshen's uncomfortable expression of being scared and afraid to speak, I'm going to laugh crazy, hahahaha."

"Okay, it's not too early, let's go have lunch first."

Seeing that Zhang Youcai finally put down the coffin lid.

Li Yuan breathed a heavy sigh of relief.

"There happens to be a family member in the cafeteria today, so we can go and have a meal, hehe."

The two shouted to the mortuary sister by the way.

The three of them found a table in the corner, sat down, and began to hug the table.

"Brother Zhang, your crematorium really takes over any business."

See a table of good food.

Li Yuan's mood finally improved a little.

"There is no one in the Yuanshen, and this can also be a meal for nothing."

The three of them were eating deliciously.

Suddenly it became noisy outside.

"Someone seems to be arguing."

Li Yuan pricked up his ears to listen to the gossip while picking up the rice.

"It seems that the body is gone."

The mortuary's sister also listened carefully for a while and said.

"Poof."

Li Yuan immediately covered his mouth and almost sprayed rice.

"What, what? The corpse ran away?! ”

"Huh?! The corpse ran away?!!! ”

The people in the live broadcast room were also instantly confused.