"! I'm Nima, and there's really a corpse running away?! ”

"That's not it, what's the fuss, the living are afraid of fire, aren't the dead afraid of being burned?"

"That abyss god is not chasing quickly, run away and have to deduct money!"

"The mud is dirty, don't work all the time, I'm so scared that I'm hiding under the covers on a hot day!"

"Sisters, you just hid in it, I have long been hiding in the quilt, and now the quilt is wet."

.......

"It's gone, it's not gone..."

The mortuary's sister glanced at Li Yuan.

"Oh, oh, then I misheard."

Li Yuan's old face flushed.

"Hahaha, Yuanshen seems to be calm on the surface, but in fact, he is panicked in his heart, he must be so nervous that he even heard the words wrong."

"It's not you yet, you can say at every turn that the corpse ran away and will be caught, if my first reaction is probably that the corpse ran away by itself....."

"Let's go out and have a look."

Zhang Youcai patted Li Yuan on the shoulder.

Li Yuan took a chicken leg and followed it out while gnawing on it.

Only good food can dispel the fear in your heart.

More than a dozen people gathered outside the cafeteria.

There was a heated discussion going on.

Li Yuan listened as the family members of the deceased pointed to the nose of the crematorium leader while eating.

The scolding is very ugly.

I listened to it for about a minute.

to understand.

It turned out that the funeral car and the tractor met on a narrow road and overturned.....

The body presumably slid straight out of the car.

Fell into a fish pond on the side of the road.....

"Crematoriums are really full of strange things."

Li Yuan bit the chicken leg and muttered indistinctly.

looked at the crematorium leader who always bowed his head and pretended to be his grandson.

It's not easy to be a leader in the service industry these days.

Luckily, I just want to mess up....

"Lao Zhang."

A man who looked like a leader beckoned to Zhang Youcai.

"The tractor master was injured and went to the hospital, will you drive a tractor?"

Zhang Youcai shook his head.

"I haven't driven it, but the tractor should be similar to a manual transmission car, right?"

Leader: "It should be about the same, it's all the accelerator brake clutch, you go find someone who can drive a manual transmission." ”

"Little Brother Li, do you know how to drive? Manual? ”

Zhang Youcai beckoned to Li Yuan.

When Li Yuan heard this, he nodded: "Yes." ”

I'm joking that I'm proficient in driving, just a manual transmission.

"Okay, you guys come with me."

The leader nodded kindly at Li Yuan.

Then immediately reassure the family.

"Don't worry, we've contacted the corpse salvage team, and the person driving the tractor is also available."

"What? Drive a tractor? ”

Li Yuan's small face had a big question mark.

"It's okay, the manual transmission of a tractor and a car is the same, you will be familiar with it a few times."

Zhang Youcai patted Li Yuan on the shoulder.

The three were immediately taken to the scene of the accident in a minibus.

"In other words, is a tractor really the same as a car with a manual transmission? It feels like the gods of the abyss will overturn. ”

"Hahaha, if the Yuan God overturns, it will really overturn."

"Don't worry, in principle, the tractor and the manual transmission of the car are indeed exactly the same, but the tractor generally has four gears."

"But there aren't many people who can drive a manual transmission now."

"Oh, that's good, I don't think this crematorium is so friendly to the Abysphine."

Minibuses carry a carload of people.

I walked along the crooked dirt road for about ten minutes.

I saw a funeral truck in front of me lying across the shoulder.

There was also a tractor in front of the car.

But.

The tractor didn't seem to have a carport.

Convertible tractor?!

No, if you look closer, not only is there no carport, but there is no steering wheel!

"That handrail is several meters long, it should be the reverse disk, right?"

"It's a big slot,, it's a walk-behind tractor!"

"My mom, walking the tractor! How can there be such an old antique in the crematorium?! ”

"I'm not afraid of jokes, this is the first time I've seen a walk-behind tractor in reality."

"I have it in the countryside, but I rarely see it anymore."

"How is this thing going to be opened? Who says a tractor is the same as a manual transmission car? This thing doesn't even have a steering wheel..."

"Damn, who knew that the tractor he was talking about was hand-held!"

"Hahahaha, I can't help it, the walk-behind tractor is so joyful."

"Hahaha, the Abysphine God really overturned, and the crematorium was really the place where the Abysphine God was dragged off the altar."

After Li Yuan got out of the car, he looked at a walk-behind tractor with wheels sunk under the shoulder of the road.

The entire tractor head and handrails are across the road.

It is almost one hundred and eighty degrees from the cab.

The corners of his eyes twitched unconsciously.

"It's not Brother Zhang, forget about the tractor, why is it hand-held?!"

"I, I don't know."

Zhang Youcai was also dumbfounded and looked at the leader on the side.

The leader also had a look of embarrassment on his face at this time.

"Leader, drive the tractor away, there is a car waiting for you behind."

A family member of the deceased came to urge.

"Why don't you try it? Only you can turn on a manual transmission here. ”

The leader looked at Li Yuan with an embarrassed face.

"Hahaha, the god of the abyss is relied upon."

"No, I'll do it manually, but not by hand...."

Li Yuan patted the handrail of the tractor.

For a moment his voice stopped.

The moment I just touched the tractor.

A familiar feeling came over me!

Driving proficient .....

I'll it, why didn't I think of it.

The tractor is also a car, although it is hand-held!

Li Yuan suddenly realized.

it, so as long as it's a wheel, aren't they all cars?!

"Actually.... It's not impossible to let me drive. ”

Li Yuan's tone suddenly became ambiguous.

His eyes looked straight at the crematorium leader.

"But except for the salary, you have to add money."

The crematorium leaders and Zhang Youcai were stunned at the same time.

Of course, the audience in the live broadcast room was stunned.

"Yuanshen is a fan of money, dare to drive a walk-behind tractor?!"

"Fake, Yuanshen's grade should be the same as me, it's the first time I've seen a walk-behind tractor, how can I drive it?"

"But as long as the Abyss God himself says that he will, has he ever disappointed us?"

"But that's too unscientific, isn't it? Everything else is easy to say that there are places to learn, but who teaches walk-behind tractors?! ”

"Very well, you have begun to believe in science under my subtlety."

"I'm not sure and I'll see."

"If you can get this thing out of the way, I'll give you another five hundred."

The crematorium leader waved his hand.

Li Yuan immediately ordered: "Okay! ”

With that, Li Yuan rummaged in the cab.

Not for a while.

Li Yuan took out a bent iron rod from the toolbox.

"Damn, I thought Yuanshen was looking for something, I forgot to drive to ask for the key!"

"Look at this key, isn't it much more domineering than some Rambo Farah car key or something?"

Li Yuan came to the front of the car with the key of the handheld tractor.

That calm look.

It gives the illusion that he should have been a tractor driver.