Chapter 116: You're a fucking talent
Yu Xiangnian thought that she had to take Cheng Jingmo down when he was on vacation.
Otherwise, he will go back to work after the holiday, not to mention the time spent with the two, Xiaojie happened to be at home at that time, which was inconvenient for her to operate.
But in this regard, she has only seen pigs running, and has never eaten pork.
It's been days, and I haven't been able to find the kind of opportunity that day.
It's already mid-October, and Cheng Jingmo has more than ten days to go.
That afternoon, Cheng Jingmo was weeding in the vegetable patch in the small courtyard.
He was wearing a military vest, and the muscles on his exposed arms were obvious, and the concave abs under the vest were faintly visible.
Yu Xiangnian looked at his strong waist and had an idea.
She made up a plot that was going to happen later, and smirked.
She also deliberately brushed her teeth secretly, poured half a jar of cold boiled water, and took it out.
"Cheng Jingmo, you drink some water and rest." She handed the jar over.
"Thank you." Cheng Jingmo put down the hoe, took the mouth tank, and drank the water in one go.
Yu Xiangnian took the jar and said, "Your wound is just right, you should pay attention when you work." ”
"Hmm."
Cheng Jingmo continued to turn over the soil, and Yu Xiangnian's gaze fell on a leaf on the cucumber vine, on which a green cabbage worm crawled.
Home-grown vegetables are not pesticides, and insects often crawl on them.
When Yu Xiangnian picked vegetables before, he accidentally touched them a few times, and goosebumps fell to the ground at that time, and the whole person's bones were crispy.
She looked at the cabbage worm at the moment, and goosebumps were already rolling up on her arms.
Think of her plans······
Holding back her fear and disgust, she held out her hand to the leaf.
Cheng Jingmo bent over and hoeed the ground, and heard a scream, "Ah! Bugger! ”
He raised his head suddenly, and saw Yu Xiang Nian raising his arm, and a green insect crawling on the back of his hand.
Her eyes were frightened, her face was slumped, as if she was about to cry!
Cheng Jingmo didn't hesitate for a second, dropped the hoe, and rushed towards Yu Xiangnian.
Yu Xiangnian's eyelids closed faintly, and her body fell backwards, but fortunately, Cheng Jingmo opened his arms and hugged her.
Cheng Jingmo hugged Yu Xiangnian for a while, and the insect fell to the ground, and Yu Xiangnian's soft body was in his arms.
"Yu Xiangnian... Yu Xiangnian..." He ran into the house with someone in his arms, and kept calling her in his mouth.
Cheng Jingmo put the person on the bed and probed her snort.
If you are breathing, you should be stunned!
He patted her face, "Yu Xiangnian... Yu Xiangnian..."
Yu Xiangnian didn't react, and Cheng Jingmo pinched her middle with his thumb again.
Yu Xiangnian was in pain, and the toes he wore in his shoes were buckled up vigorously, enduring the pain.
scolded in his heart: Dog man, you start to focus on it, pinch off all my people!
Cheng Jingmo pinched the middle of the person for a while, but Yu Xiangnian didn't react, he let go of his hand.
Yu Xiangnian estimated in his heart that the next first aid measure is artificial respiration!
When the mouths of the two of them met, she opened her eyes slowly, pretending to be not very awake when she woke up, holding Cheng Jingmo's head and not letting him leave.
Thinking beautifully in her heart, her face was cold, and she happened to be inhaling at this time, and the cold water was inhaled into her nasal cavity!
Now, she can't hold it anymore!
"Ahem, cough, cough", she opened her eyes instantly, and her eyelashes were stained with water.
Cheng Jingmo held a mouth jar in his hand and exhaled, "You're awake." ”
Then he put the jar on the desk, helped her up, and patted her on the back.
Yu Xiangnian coughed for a while before stopping, and tears came out.
She raised her hand and wiped a handful of water on her face, and had to say admiringly: "Cheng Jingmo, you are really a fucking talent!" ”
She didn't count that there was a jar of water on the desk next to her bed, which she hadn't finished drinking when she was working.
Before Cheng Jingmo could speak, he heard the door being pushed open, and Liu Zhen and Sun Yumei next door hurriedly ran in.
"What's going on?"
The two had already run into the bedroom, and saw Yu Xiangnian sitting on the edge of the bed with a lost expression, his hair and chest clothes were wet, his face was still hanging with water droplets, and there were also puddles of water stains on the sheets.
Liu Zhen asked, "We heard Comrade Yu screaming, what happened?" ”
Yu Xiangnian was too lazy to speak!
Sometimes, she thinks that these family members are very enthusiastic and will come to help whenever there is a problem, but at this time, she only feels that they have no sense of boundaries.
Cheng Jingmo replied, "A worm fell into her hand and was scared. ”
Sun Yuzhen asked with a solemn expression: "Long worm?" ”
Cheng Jingmo felt that he was embarrassed to say it when he was scared like this by a cabbage worm, and he said vaguely, "Just..." Worms on cucumber vines. ”
The two laughed at the same time, "Comrade Yu, you said you... Hahaha··· How could I be scared and faint by the cabbage worm? Hahaha..."
"Go back, I want to rest." Yu Xiangnian said without any tone.
The two laughed "hahaha" as they walked.
"You go out too!" Yu Xiangnian said coldly.
Cheng Jingmo didn't understand why Yu Xiangnian suddenly got angry, he asked puzzledly, "What's wrong with you?" Am I not doing something right? ”
Yu Xiangnian gritted his teeth and said, "You did the right thing!" I've never met anyone who did it right! ”
Looking at Yu Xiangnian's attitude, Cheng Jingmo didn't dare to ask again, so he could only say, "You asked me to remove the sheets and take them out to wash." ”
"Wash, wash! Wash your brain! ”
Yu Xiangnian jumped out of bed and walked out of the room angrily!
Cheng Jingmo lowered his eyes, his eyes were deep and puzzled.
He had to ask Yu Xiangyang, what did he do wrong?
Word spread in the family courtyard very quickly.
The heroic heroine, who was one against seven, was stunned by a cabbage worm!
While the family members laughed at Xiang Nian, they also admired her even more.
You want to! Such a delicate person, even a cabbage worm is afraid of being like this, which shows how brave she is when facing bad guys!
Cheng Jingmo really found Yu Xiangyang and told him about this day.
"She got angry all of a sudden, and I don't know where I messed with her."
Yu Xiangyang wrinkled his eyebrows and thought for a while before saying, "She must be angry, this matter is known to the neighbors, she is ashamed!" ”
Cheng Jingmo nodded suddenly.
He didn't expect that those two people rushed in without knocking on the door!
It's a shame to be stunned by a cabbage worm!
Yu Xiangyang said again: "One more thing, she is such a squeamish person, how can you splash cold water on her face?!" It's just scared, she doesn't need to do anything, she'll wake up. ”
Cheng Jingmo nodded in agreement and blamed himself: "I was a little anxious at the time, and next time I will wait for her to wake up by herself." ”
In this way, two straight men who have never even been in contact with women discuss the psychology of women seriously.