The one hundred and sixty-eighth round, Ermao's contest with the monkey

Ermao couldn't find a way to the Phoenix Kunwei Cave, so he could only beg those talking birds. But because he offended people by not paying attention to the way he spoke before, he could only stand there in a low voice and beg for mercy, and apologize to the birds one by one, hoping that the talking birds would show him the route to Fenghuang Kunwei Cave.

The birds are human, and they are deliberately angry with Ermao. A flock of squeaky and lonely birds are silent at the moment, one by one. It was as if someone was directing them, and their movements remained surprisingly consistent! A pair of eyes seemed to be asleep, and they didn't even bother to look at him.

Ermao was a little angry, he didn't believe that he was screaming here, and those birds could sleep. So, he let go of his voice and shouted, intending to frighten the birds, parrots, and starlings, and although his voice had the sound of thunder, it could not wake up the angry birds!

He didn't believe that he was furious, and they weren't afraid! So he deliberately threatened: "If you don't show me the way to the Phoenix Kunwei Cave, I will destroy all the trees you live in!"

The parrot and starling still sleep leisurely, not caring if Ermao really destroyed the trees?

"Damn!" Ermao raised his hand to shoot a fireball, and a big tree that the two hugged fell with a bang. Look at the birds, parrots, and starlings as if nothing had happened, snoring and falling asleep, and some of them simply snoring.

"Fuck!" Ermao said, "I don't believe in this evil yet!" I don't want to destroy all your trees!" However, the raised hand immediately fell again. He suddenly felt that if he seemed to be ungraceful and not generous enough, after all, they were some flat-haired animals, not human beings, how could people be angry with flat-haired animals? Besides, this is Nuwa Niangniang's cultivation place, and if she causes big trouble, it will be difficult for Nuwa to explain.

No way. Ermao could only say hatefully: "Without you, I can't find the Phoenix Kunwei Cave?" It's just a two-step walk around, useless things! A group of dumb people! A group of dead birds!" Ermao used the Infinite Light Technique to leave like lightning, leaving behind him a parrot and starling scolding: "Useless things! Useless things .......!"

Under Ermao's turn, he found that the mountains of Phoenix Mountain overlapped, and the land covered with pines and cypresses showed different aura everywhere. The mountains are shrouded in clouds and mist, and under the shade of green trees, groups of deer and hares forage for grass. Tigers and sheep walk in groups, poisonous snakes and frogs play games, cats and mice are intimate, and everywhere there is an atmosphere of peace and tranquility! Countless gurgling streams converge into a great river rushing between the peaks and mountains, and form a hundred zhang waterfalls ...... through the cliffs.

"What a Lingshan Wonderland!" Ermao stopped. Try to approach the lion and the tiger, and the lion bows down to him. The tiger wagged its tail at him. He deliberately approached his natural enemy, a cobra, and the cobra was lying on the ground and frozen.

"It's amazing! Who tamed these animals, who taught them to live in harmony?" Ermao muttered to himself.

"Of course it's me!" replied a voice behind him.

Ermao turned around to look, and a talking monkey was standing behind him at some point and smiling at him. A polite look.

"You?" Ermao was half-convinced, and his eyes showed doubt. He couldn't believe it was true. It is unbelievable that a monkey weighing a few pounds can tame tigers, lions, poisonous snakes and beasts!

"Why, you don't believe me?" the monkey asked, and he seemed to see Ermao's confusion, and took the initiative to explain: "I am the king of this mountain!

"How is it possible, Teacher, there are lions and tigers in the mountains. There are poisonous snakes and birds of prey, no matter how you say it, it will not be your turn to be the king! A small poor monkey!" Ermao stared at him with eyes, as if to see the clue from him.

"Don't look at me as an inconspicuous monkey," said the monkey with great ambition, "but I have wisdom!"

"Wisdom, what wisdom do you have?" Ermao's gaze never left the body of the smart monkey in front of him. What is the mystery of the monkey that he wants to get a glimpse of?

"I have what humans have!" said the monkey, "I have what humans don't have!"

"Fuck me!" Ermao seemed to be listening to him say big things. Expletives can't help but blurt out.

"That won't work!" said the monkey, "although humans and monkeys have similar body language and similar body features, it is not enough to have sex, either you humans will degenerate into monkeys, or." Wait until we monkeys evolve into humans. ”

"Damn!" Ermao shouted, "It's filthy to death! I'm just angry with you and said a mantra, are you serious?"

"A man cannot stand without faith! A monkey is speechless! How can you talk nonsense? You have to pay the price for what you say!"

Ermao thought to himself: How can this monkey be like Confucius? This is a civilized and polite field, here. Monkeys live in harmony with wild animals, poisonous snakes play games with frogs, cats play intimate games with mice, tigers and sheep are friends!

"You said you domesticated them?" Ermao was curious and decided to talk to him.

"That's a bad word!" the monkey is like a private school gentleman, and he speaks with a single glance.

"How?"

"The law of survival between heaven and earth between humans and animals is that the law of survival is the law of the jungle, but it is not here. The monkey said, "Everything here is equal, there is no domestication, all the actions of all animals are voluntary, from their own hearts, and it is their nature to be meek and humble." ”

"The ghost believes your nonsense!" Ermao seemed to think that he was deceiving himself. He questioned, "Then, I asked who tamed them? You said it was you, why didn't you admit it in a blink of an eye?"

"Did you ask who taught them to live in harmony?" asked the monkey.

"Yes!" replied Ermao.

"I replied to this one, and I didn't answer your previous one!" replied the monkey crisply.

"Little bastard is cheating!" Ermao was speechless, and could only scold and scold.

"Don't look at indecent things, don't say anything about indecent things!" said the monkey, "You little bastard, don't curse again!"

"Didn't you just say that you should not look at indecent manners and not say anything about indecent manners?" Ermao said: "From this point of view, your words cannot be trusted. ”

"I also said that here, we pay attention to equality for all! If I don't scold you, it will be unfair to me, so I must scold back!"

"Didn't you say that you pay attention to getting along with each other? How can you still scold? Where does this reflect harmony?" Ermao thought that a few question marks in a row could always stop him.

The monkey said: "If others scold you, if you don't scold you back, it will inevitably cause you to be in a bad mood! If you are in a bad mood, your psychology will be distorted and perverted, and eventually it will lead to conflict or war! If you scold me and I return you, your anger will disappear, which will not only embody fairness but also be able to live in harmony." ”

"I don't believe you are fair!" Ermao looked around, and the whole forest was silent, cattle and sheep foraging for food, wild beasts seeking pleasure, there was no noise, there was no war! At that moment, Ermao saw frolicking tigers and lions. A question suddenly came to his mind, and he pointed to the tiger and lion on the mountain and said, "What do these carnivores eat?"

"Eat meat!" replied the monkey crisply.

"Since they eat meat, don't they eat the weak and the strong?" Ermao thought he had caught the ceremony.

"Hahaha!" said the monkey, "No!"

"Tell me about it!" Ermao wants to see what it has to say.

"They only eat dead meat, that is, they can only eat when there is a dead animal carcass. The monkey said.

"The ghost only believes!" Ermao didn't believe the monkey's nonsense no matter what, he thought it was a lie.

"Believe it or not, but you can't believe it!" the monkey seemed to be struggling with Ermao.

"If, as you say, won't the beasts starve to death when there is dead meat?" Ermao questioned.

"No!" said the monkey, "this is the difference between the life created by Nuwa and Pangu. The animals created by Pangea, including humans, all follow the law of the law of the jungle. The animals created by Nuwa are different from those created by Pangu. ”

"Are you saying that these animals were all made by Nuwa, and the animals outside were made by Pangu?" Ermao was curious.

"Yes!" said the monkey, "The animals created by Pangu pay attention to three meals a day, while the animals created by Nuwa pay attention to eating when they have food, and they have no appetite!"

Ermao said: "This does not conform to the laws of nature!"

"What is the law of nature?" said the monkey, "the law of nature pays attention to the harmony of heaven and the way." And what you call the laws of nature is just the killing of the jungle that you are accustomed to. It's because of those strong people that some fragile animals are killed and even exterminated by the strong ones! How cruel do you think that?"

"I don't think there's a difference!" Ermao said, "The animals outside like to kill, and the animals here like to eat dead things, that's the difference." ”

"Not really!" said the monkey. (To be continued......)