The one hundred and sixty-seventh Phoenix Kunwei Cave

"So I can go to the moon with Ermao? I can go to the moon without a carrier rocket at all!" Hahahaha......haha "Pangu God!" Ermao suddenly remembered something, and asked excitedly, "So far, I mean how many people have landed on the moon since there was a moon?"

"Except for me, Nuwa, and Pantai, you are the first!"

"No!" Ermao was puzzled and said, "On July 20, 1969, the United States has successfully landed on the moon!"

Pangu didn't say anything, didn't answer Ermao's question, and didn't affirm, just silent with an indifferent expression.

"Great God!" Ermao was waiting for the answer of the Great God of Pangu.

"That's a wolf careerist!" Pangu said: "That so-called United States is a big careerist, he not only wants to be the king and hegemon among the human beings on the earth, he also wants to control the universe!"

"That's right. Ermao said: "It's not false at all! He is such a country!"

"In order to deter others, he made up a deceptive lie!" Pangu said.

"Lies?" Ermao asked: "He really launched the launch vehicle! To this day, the video of that time and the video of the two astronauts successfully landing on the moon are still circulating on the Internet, can all this be fake?"

"He launched a launch vehicle, but what it launched didn't go to the moon, but to the south pole of the earth. ”

"Ahh......h

"He's just a movie shot in a Hollywood movie studio!"

"Fuck!" Ermao said, "What you said is true?"

"There's nothing in the universe that can hide from my eyes!" Pangu said with certainty.

"So, the Soviet Union!" Ermao said puzzledly, "I mean the former Soviet Union also had the experience of landing on the moon." ”

Just like your China's Chang'e-3, no one has landed on the moon. ”

"Why does the United States want to make up such a lie to deceive the world?" Ermao was at a loss.

"There is only one purpose, to show his strength, to tout his technology, and thus to scare those countries and people who are relatively underdeveloped. ”

"How can I trust you?" Ermao still doubted the truth of what Pangu said.

"I can't believe you!" Pangu's words left him unquestionable.

"No wonder the picture of his landing on the moon makes people look so unnatural!" Ermao said: "I heard that the gravitational pull of the moon is only one-sixth of that of the earth, and the weight of six pounds on the earth is only one pound on the moon, and people should fly on it, or at least jump very high." They should jump five or six times as high as the Earth, and yet they walk the same way as the Earth! It turned out to be a fucking hoax. Damn, liar, liar!"

Ermao was full of curiosity about the moon at the moment! As soon as he thought that he would be the first human to land on the moon, he was a little impulsive, and an irrepressible excitement flooded in his heart!

"Great God!" Ermao said, "When will I land on the moon?"

"You go to Kunwei Cave in Phoenix Mountain to find Nuwa! He will show you how to go to the moon. Pangu said.

"Female... Wa, I'm going to see her?" Ermao's eyes widened, he wouldn't believe it was true anyway. How can I be virtuous? I was lucky enough to meet two great gods who opened up the world in one day? And these two great gods are not ordinary great gods! They are the fathers of the universe.

"Why, you don't want to see her?" Pangu seemed to see what was on his mind.

"Oh! no!" Ermao hurriedly explained, "I think I'm so lucky! It's like in a dream!

"Go!" said Pangu.

"It's naturally good that I'm going to the moon!" Ermao said as if he was worried: "It's just my nephew Piggy, how is he now? Is there any danger? Can I rescue him first and then go to the moon?"

"Find Nuwa, and all your mysteries can be solved. ”

"Where is Phoenix Mountain, where is Kunwei Cave, and how can I find her?" Ermao asked.

"You don't need to worry about this!" Pangu said, "I'll help you!"

"Great God!" Ermao was afraid of Pangu's approach, so he hurriedly shouted: "Can I borrow that prophecy secret book for a sneak peek first?"

"Greedy guy!" Pangu waved his hand, and Ermao disappeared into the vast space and space.

Ermao is like a ball of cotton, wandering in the boundless time and space. Floating.... The space-time tunnel is like a dark, boundless alternate world, and in this alternate space, there is hardly any life in sight. There were no stars, no light, only the light from himself, which was a little blue. It's lonely to be empty. The lonely time and space revealed very strangely! He simply closed his eyes and let it wander aimlessly...

Suddenly, a gust of wind sounded in his ears, and Ermao had entered the real world. When I opened my eyes, I was refreshed. In front of you is a beautiful mountain mountain. It is a place where flowers bloom and trees are shady. The sound of warblers singing and swallows dancing everywhere.

Ermao thought to himself that this should be the Phoenix Mountain, the land of Nuwa as mentioned by the Pangu God! However, where is the Kunwei Cave of Phoenix Mountain? I don't know if there are people here? I will shout a few times to see if anyone answers, and I will avoid a lot of trouble. Thereupon. He shouted, "Hey, is there anyone.......?"

The decibel of his voice exceeded a hundred times and a thousand times that of a normal person, like a shocking thunder, but if there were people, they would definitely hear it within a hundred miles. However. Instead of eliciting a response, his cry frightened the birds singing, and the birds fell silent at once. In an instant, the boiling and noisy ocean became as silent as death, and at that moment, Ermao heard the sound of his own heartbeat.

"Damn!

"Damn it!" a starling scolded from the treetops, "Damn Ermao, palm mouth!"

"Who scolded me, who dared to slap my mouth?" Ermao looked up with his big mouth open to look for the talking bird, but his mouth was filled with bird droppings falling from the tree.

"Vomit and vomit ....... Ermao vomited and lowered his head to gag, and his eyes were full of water and ....... After a burst of vomiting, I almost vomited out my liver and intestines. The birds in the trees also learned the sound of his vomiting, and the scene was very ironic.

"Damn, what kind of good thing did a dog do?" Ermao pointed to the tree and scolded.

"Dog's day!'" A few parrots came over to join in the fun, learning to scold the dog's day. It's very much like the confrontation between two formations.

"Damn it!" Ermao scolded: "A few flat-haired beasts dare to bully me Ermao!"

"Fuck it! fuck ......!" the starling parrot immediately scolded. Their speed of learning tongues is extremely admirable to Ermao.

"It seems that this girl's cultivation place is really full of aura! even birds are so annoying!" Ermao just thought like this in his heart, and suddenly felt a hot slap on his face, and a voice shouted in his ear: "Slap mouth!"

"Who? fuck who, who hit me?" Ermao patrolled the sky and the earth, but didn't see anyone, only heard the parrot starling in the tree chirping: "Fuck it, palm mouth! palm mouth....!"

"Boy who doesn't know how to count!" a voice sounded in his ears. Disappear in the ears again.

"Who? secretly doing this shady deed, what kind of hero is it, and has the ability to stand up and speak?" Ermao touched his hot face and looked around in fear.

No one answered, not even the starlings closed their foul mouths at that moment. There was silence and no sound. Ermao suddenly felt that these flat-haired beasts in front of him were spiritual, and his such rude chaos must be annoying to come out to meet him.

I know that I have abrupt them. Hurriedly bowed down with a smiling face and said, "I'm sorry! I'm abrupt and disturbing you! Please forgive me for the rudeness!"

All the birds were dumb, and no one would pay attention to him, and he looked a little dozing off indifferently.

"I hope you forgive me for the rudeness!

The birds still ignored them.

"I'm here to see Nuwa Niangniang!" Ermao said: "Please give me some advice." (To be continued......)