In the vast sea of people, where to find lifelong happiness in the lower body?

Said: I have thousands of money, why worry about the lady's clothes are not wide?

As the saying goes, there are three kinds of unfilial piety, and no queen is the greatest; how can a woman who is exchanged for money be compared with a small family of jasper and a virtuous woman who runs a good family, except for keeping warm and spending money and sprinkling silver? Without children and daughters, the ancestors will have no choice but to turn over in the tomb. Looking for a virtuous lady, it is a force to solve a thousand sorrows, all the officials, listen to the next slowly.

There are thousands of single men in the world, and there are a lot of people who rub their faces cleanly, and if they lack money, they feel that fate is a matter of marriage, and it is illusory, but it is not.

Thirty-six plans for my sister, as listening to books and tasting tea, and smiling for all the officials!

The first plan is that the golden cicada is out of its shell

In the modern workplace, everyone has their own mask, and under this mask is a real, fragile self. When I came out to work, a buddy in the office fell in love with the boss's niece, the woman's figure is alodo, everyone is a group of bloody goods, how can they be so tempted, every night when they are talking, I don't know how many hungry wolves are talking about this stunner in the company. At that time, the woman was the deputy director of the company's purchasing department, and she wanted power and power, and she had a background, which was the ultimate goal of my ten years of struggle, so the competitive pressure was very huge......

That buddy is also a person with a heart, the three of them in the dormitory negotiated overnight, and finally came up with a plan, which took 2 months, and this buddy finally inserted it as he wished, and it was the use of the golden cicada to get out of the shell, and the plan was as follows.

First of all, the buddy invited all the colleagues in the entire office to have a meal, of course, the rival in love and some brain-dead mothers-in-law who like gossip were not invited. lest you know the plan for the subject matter, then there will be no fun.

Of course, we and he are usually good brothers, good sisters, and good colleagues, so we will help him like this, and this grandson also promised that after the girl arrived, he would take care of our benefactors more in work, life, and finance.

There are four girls in the office, among whom is a good friend who knows the target, the head of the purchasing department, a 42-year-old aunt. Hehe, this is the breakthrough, this guy has also made a bloody investment in order to pick up girls, 5000 oceans, so that the girls in the office keep inviting this aunt to eat, drink and have fun, anyway, it is a month to smash the 5000 oceans, including sending some small gifts, eating, shopping (it is the office girls who used his money to give gifts to the aunt, and said that they sent it, the aunt naturally thought that these little girls wanted to be taken care of by her at work, and they didn't think much about it! Then, five women are piled together, and this topic will inevitably involve men, first talking about who is very attentive, who who has girlfriends, who who likes to go out to find a young lady, and then to the most dear, he talked about that buddy, desperately saying that he is a wood, dull, dull, impersonal, uneducated, sexual dysfunction, no girl likes, workaholic, brain-dead...... Anyway, if there is anything hurtful, just say it desperately.

I usually have nothing to do, but I also go to the purchasing department to chat with my aunt, and I also talk about these topics. Back and forth, women's nature is gossip, and the glorious deeds of this buddy finally made the chick know the truth, and this product was simply a laugh at that time.

And then during this time, this guy has to do some very brainless things: help everyone in the office work overtime, and then the four girls will find some excuse to drag the target to the office, and the five women will tease the grandson to their heart's content, and he will pretend to be very shy to leave the office. The highlights of the dialogue are as follows:

"Little X, you're working overtime again?"

"Yes, Sister X, aren't you off work? Why are you back again, I'll get off work after I finish this document!"

"Sister, I forgot to take something!"

"You call me, and I'll send you downstairs!" This grandson's acting skills are becoming more and more realistic.

"I forgot to take someone's ABC, how dare you send it! If you really let you send it, then the sisters will think that I have a leg with you!"

"What's ABC?" the grandson continued to pretend......

"Ha Lu Ha...... You're so cute! Just ask Cortana and you'll know!"

At that time, everyone was coaxing, and this stupid girl didn't think much about it, but she didn't know that these grandsons were all actors and actresses of the Golden Rooster Awards, and they also joined the team to make fun of this product, and then ...... That's how I hooked up.

We specifically found a factory girl to chase this grandson (of course, it's just a show), this product ran to the factory when the girl went to work to refuse, saying that everyone should focus on the career, the feelings of this thing should go with the flow, the voice is still very loud, and then the girl cried in the assembly workshop of more than 900 people, and suddenly the rumors of this goods are flying all over the sky, flying and flying, sooner or later fly into the purchasing department, and once again prove that this goods are wood, at that time Xiao Na also called this grandson, asked him, so good little girls don't want it, you are really a waste!

At that time, the grandson replied: "I just think that a person like me is not worthy of her, and it is more practical to go back to my hometown and marry a rural person......!" Lao Tzu was by his side at the time, and when he heard this, his thoughts about eating lunch were gone.

Then the sisters came back and told him that Cortana said he was a good man!

At that time, we even had the intention of going to the grave......

The office often has to go to the purchasing department to get some office supplies, and let this grandson go, and then this grandson will pretend to be dull.

"Sister Na, I'll get some staples, A4 paper, business card holders, and a few boxes of pens!" the grandson took a piece of paper and read it in a low voice, deliberately accentuating the syllables when he said the word Na......

"What did you just call me? Sister Na...... Am I that old? I'm a few years younger than you!" a certain brain-dead woman had no idea that the thing around her was actually a wolf in pig's clothing.

This grandson made another move to completely pretend to be forced to the end, took out his wallet and took out his ID card, and said: "I don't believe it, I'm 84 years old, no matter how Sister Na looks at it, she was born in 82, so temperamental!"

Then a certain woman took out her ID card very happily, threw it to the grandson, and said angrily: "You can see clearly, I am 87 years old!" Ay...... Ignorant girl, your birthday is over.

Afterwards, I have to add more sentences: "Sister Na...... Oh, no, then how can I call you in the future? You also know that I am a wooden, and I am not very good at shouting, so that you will not be angry in the future, and you can tell me how to call you......!"

"Call me Cortana or Nana!"

"Cortana is too ordinary, I'll call you Nana!"

"Do you like ......"

"Hello Sister Nana!"

"Remove the word ...... sister"

Then when I was eating in the dining hall that night, this product was in front of more than 700 lewd people, and a loud sentence of "Nana, there is a place here!", which made the mood of the goods present as heavy as a dead mother......

After working so hard, this grandson finally put on a wooden mask for himself, and successfully narrowed the distance between himself and the target.

Then, how to take off this shell and appear in front of this girl in her true face is the most important point of this strategy.

One day it rained, it rained very much, and a lady in the office called the girl, saying that she would pick her up for dinner later, (the office building and the procurement department are far away) This stupid woman knows that the road is a plan, and the promise is very refreshing.

Then, it was time for this grandson to appear, holding a folding umbrella, the smallest kind, running to the entrance of the purchasing department early, and then not entering the house, very skillfully drenched half of her body, and after a while, the girl went downstairs.

A certain grandson greeted him: "Nana, Sister X suddenly has something to deal with, let me come and pick you up to the restaurant!" After speaking, he opened the umbrella, ran out of the rain first, and shouted: "The rain is a little heavy, come here!" Don't give the opportunity to open the umbrella for the girl, otherwise it will be a waste of opportunity.

Then, the umbrella covered Nana, how wet and wet she was, and she had to say: "It's okay, we rural children, our bodies are hard-boned, and we don't have anything to do when it rains!"

Don't give Nana a chance to push the umbrella over, after sending it to the restaurant, she said: "Nana, you go in, I'm busy when I go back, Sister X is estimated to have arrived!" and then ignored the tissue handed to him by the woman, and ran back to the office quickly.

That night, the grandson took a cold shower, turned on the air conditioner to the lowest, and blew hard!

The next day, a few fierce women in the office went to the purchasing department to gossip, and said on the way: "That wood-headed guy went to work yesterday after catching a cold and fever in the rain, it's really dead!"

Then the woman felt guilty in her heart, and hurriedly ran to the office to see the grandson. The grandson was also tough, and said that he had nothing to do, insisted on pouring a glass of water for the girl, and said that he had taken some medicine. In addition, let the girl not get too close, for fear of infection, when it was that girl, she was moved......

After that, the grandson took a day off to go to the hospital, and the woman drove him there herself, and it didn't take long for the relationship to be confirmed, and he inserted it strongly......

Therefore, the golden cicada sheds its shell, how to make a shell, and how to take it off, all of which are very particular!

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The plot of the novel card.,Today I was in a daze with the computer for more than 2 hours.,Then I think it's fun to write a miscellaneous.,Write a miscellaneous note today.,Come out to work for so many years.,Some brothers pick up the means of girls.,Write it out for everyone to have fun.,By the way, I also adjusted my mood and looked for inspiration.。

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