【Urban Essay】Throwing bricks and leading jade

In other words, to achieve the greatest value with the smallest cost, the same is true for pickling girls, if you spend thousands of dollars, you can't make a smile, but also make a wedding dress for others. It's ugly, to raise a wife for others, and to raise a fat and white, beautiful and beautiful, but the most beautiful thing is not to enjoy it yourself. That's a big loss......

Therefore, when you have to do it as a last resort, don't let your economy fall into a predicament, unless you have a lot of money and you can burn and play, then you can stop reading this article, and burn money to play directly on the street, and Yingying Yanyan will still fly into your house.

When I was working, I met a strange man from Hebei, who was known as the ultimate hunter of beautiful women throughout the ages. Abbreviation: Evil animal! This product was just an ordinary quality control in our factory at that time, and the appearance was the kind of appearance that you would never find out if you lost the crowd, and the income was very tragic, more than 3,000 a month, an absolute moonlight family. People are ugly, their families are poor, they have no houses and no buildings, according to this reason, how can there be any capital to chase beautiful women? Usually beautiful women are killed by the petty bourgeoisie, but this guy has made such a big name, and those beautiful women on the family are not aunts who are casually pulled over on the street, they are all goods with certain assets, sitting in cafes or bars at night and living a leisure life......

At that time, we wondered, and said in our hearts that the women of today will not be hungry like this, and that you are so sought-after......

So buddy with an open mind to learn, every day to the attitude of the Shang, to the goods to ask a word or two, the rubbing people are very deep to pull out a pack of cigarettes (5 yuan of a good day, I wipe, pretend to be a bird deep), brother quickly pulled out the lighter, to light!

"Children can be taught, but they are also ......"

"I hope the Bodhisattva will save our suffering people who want to rise and fall in the sea!"

"My Buddha is merciful, tonight, in the hazy nightclub, I will save a suffering with boundless mana**, you can come to observe the Buddha!"

"Thank you, Lord Longne!"

"Retreat!"

"Hey, the emperor has a decree, retire from the dynasty, and return to the palace...... The Manchu civil and military peers watched the ceremony. Edict!"

At 9 o'clock in the evening, we were majestic and itchy, and a group of four people stepped into the nightclub that we had admired for a long time, and made an incomparably great wish: not to set foot on the lofty mountains here, and not to withdraw the troops!

After entering the hall and ordering a table, the four of them sat down and ordered a dozen beers and a few plates of snacks, and one of the buddies said very directly: "Do you want to call a few ladies to play?"

We said okay, anyway, if you don't play for nothing, it's not that you don't have that little spare money.

At that time, the buddy said, you order, I don't need it, I'm going to hunt for beauty!

As soon as we heard it, we got to the point so quickly? The heart said that there is still a fart to spend money to buy happiness, we must study seriously and get out of the school as soon as possible!

The following is the essence of the trick......

The buddy first went to the bar and ordered a glass of distilled water (you can save it, this product does pick the door), sat there and watched, after about 20 minutes, a few very punctual girls came in at the door, one or two of them looked at the age and figure, and they must be women.

After the group of girls sat down, the goods leaned slightly towards the positions of the girls, about 4 meters away.

Then the goods nodded to the brothers, meaning that the target was this group of girls, and we immediately got bloody, and our eyes did not let go of any detail.

The guy sat there drinking distilled water with a dead dad expression, and then we heard the phone ringing in his pocket, and the guy pulled out the phone. "Is that you?" the voice was slightly excited......

“......”

"Yes, I'm at the bar where I first celebrated your birthday! Can you come and sit with me?"

“......”

"What's the matter, don't worry, I'll take everything, you say!" After saying this, this guy also unintentionally glanced at the group of girls next to him, and determined that the target was indeed attracted by his chat. (A woman's natural gossip spirit)

“......”

"You said you wanted to break up with me?" the creature was very excited, and the hand holding the cup kept shaking.

“......”

"Don't you know how much I love you? For you to study, I smashed the pot and sold iron for you, found a job for you, I sold all my family's mountainous land, in order to accompany you, I came to this strange city to be a migrant worker without hesitation, but at the end of the day, you told me that you chose a 63-year-old man?" At that time, the brothers were shocked...... When did you smash the pot and sell iron, and you sold all the mountains, and all the poor rats in your family moved, this is too much damage.

Suddenly, the grandson stood up violently, smashed the mobile phone on the ground, smashed it, and then drank all the distilled water in one go, and sobbed quietly: "What the hell is the world, why do you want to go to the city to make some money and form a happy family...... It's all a lie!" After speaking, he lay on the stage, his shoulders twitching irregularly......

Looking at the mobile phone on the ground, the brother said in his heart that it shouldn't be true, right? Just as he was about to go over to persuade this product, suddenly, a very beautiful woman took a glass of wine, gently patted the buddy's shoulder, sat down next to him, and said, "Drink this glass of wine, forget about her!"

We were hard at the time......

The buddy raised his head, looked at the girl, said thank you, and took the wine in one go. Then he said to the beautiful woman at the bar, "Get me a vodka and a cocktail!" and I leaned on ...... Bloody?

Then,This thing and the girl slowly started chatting.,At that time, the brothers were on the other side, which was quite shocking!

As a result, less than a week later, the two goods were honest with each other, and afterwards the guy came back, and we asked him, why were you willing to smash your phone at that time......

The animal told us directly: "The mobile phone is a newly bought second-hand junk mobile phone, 80 yuan only, and then spend 10 yuan to change a better shell, smashed it, it's not worth it anyway! 90 yuan on such a superb sister paper, it's worth it!"

At that time, I really wanted to worship this product directly!

Do you understand? hehe......

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Suddenly I became addicted to writing essays...... Hahaha, one more article.