Chapter 10: Bird Bud (II)
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Lei Xingfeng smiled: "I'm going to kill you, use a little bit of strength, I'll pinch you to death, as for the trouble of using poison, stupid bird!"
The blackbird was immediately furious, and it said, "You are stupid, I am the smartest blackbird! invincible clever! quack! quack......
Lei Xingfeng pinched open the black bird's mouth, poured the potion down, and said, "If you are smart and fall into my hands, you should be obedient!"
The blackbird was choked and rolled its eyes, and after a while, it shook its little head and said, "Ga, it's really unpleasant......
Jin Daya was curious: "Hey, are you male or female?" said as he reached out and lifted the tail of the blackbird. (Please search, the novel is better and faster!)
Blackbird shouted, "Quack...... Ahh......h Don't move...... Ahh......h
Before Jin Daya's fingers touched the black bird, this series of shouts came out, everyone looked at it dumbfounded, and Lei Xingfeng said, "Are you a mother?"
The blackbird said: "What a male and female, it's really ugly!"
Lei Xingfeng said, "Say, how do you know how to speak?" and who did you learn from?" he was really curious.
The blackbird said, "I don't know!"
Lei Xingfeng was suddenly angry, and he said, "You don't know, or don't you want to say it?"
Blackbird said: "I really don't know, I don't know!"
Lei Xingfeng smacked his lips and said, "Uncle Jin, I haven't eaten barbecue for a long time, I don't know how roasted blackbird meat tastes?"
The blackbird exclaimed, "Wow, you can't...... My meat is not tasty at all, sour...... Bitter...... Gah, it stinks!"
Jin Daya couldn't help but shake his head, this blackbird is really smart, he said: "Since you don't want to be eaten, let's be honest." ”
The blackbird monster shouted, "Fuck, that's what I'm telling the truth...... Why don't you believe it?"
Lei Xingfeng thought for a moment and said, "How old are you?"
Blackbird wondered, "What do you mean?"
Lei Xingfeng said: "I mean, how long have you lived?
The little head of the blackbird kept nodding, and said, "It's big, the bird is big!"
Lei Xingfeng smiled bitterly, what he said was really easy to misunderstand, and he said, "Okay, you are familiar with this place?"
Blackbird said proudly: "Of course, this place is my territory, of course I am familiar with it." ”
Lei Xingfeng's eyes lit up and said, "Is there anything good?"
The blackbird suddenly appeared, and his wings were no longer painful, and he said, "Gah, the wings have grow......n?" Don't shake me!"
Lei Xingfeng said: "Don't interrupt, say it quickly, what good things are here?"
The blackbird said, "Quack, quack, what is a good thing?"
Suddenly everyone was speechless, Lei Xingfeng thought about it, you ask a bird, what is good, this is indeed a strange thing, he can be sure that what he thinks is good, the blackbird is not disdainful at all, and the good things that the blackbird thinks may not be good.
Lei Xingfeng said: "Forget it, asking you is equivalent to asking in vain." He had lost his interest, and his interest in the blackbird had diminished.
The blackbird had a very beautiful pair of red eyes, and it had a wandering eyeball, and its little head was dangling, and it didn't know what it was thinking.
Lei Xingfeng let go of his hand and said, "Okay, you can go, remember, there will be a lot of people here in the future, don't talk nonsense, when the time comes, it will be too late to regret it." ”
The blackbird jumped on the ground a few times and tried to fly, but its wings had just healed, and it couldn't use its strength, so it fluttered a few times and didn't fly, and said, "Damn, I can't fly for the time being, and I've been hurt by that stupid bird!"
Lei Xingfeng smiled: "Why don't you eat something and then leave?"
The blackbird said, "Eat, what can you eat?"
Lei Xingfeng took out a piece of brute beef jerky, this is Jin Da Fat made of zuò jerky, he tore off a strip, and said: "Manbru beef jerky, a specialty of my hometown, try it?"
The blackbird smelled the smell of meat, rolled his eyes, and said, "Ga, taste it." It pecked at the strip of meat, shook its head and swallowed it, and said, "Want, want, delicious, delicious......"
Lei Xingfeng smiled and tore a few barbaric beef jerky, and soon the jerky in his hand was eaten by it.
The wound on the wings was healed by the medicine, and there was beef jerky in its belly, and the blackbird was satisfied, and spread its wings and flew into the air, and said, "Lao Tzu is gone...... You're a nice birdman!"
Lei Xingfeng scolded angrily: "This bastard, he still scolds people when he is full of food and drink!"
Jin Daya smiled: "Why did you let it go?"
Lei Xingfeng said: "It's very troublesome to take it, and this blackbird, its mouth is too stinky, and nonsense is too good at causing trouble, I have no interest in taking it." ”
Mad Eagle said, "It's a pity, talking blackbird. ”
Lei Xingfeng said: "For the sake of the black bird is also a thunder attribute, I don't want to hurt it." ”
Tiger Lovers said: "I don't know if there is only such a talking blackbird, or if there is a flock of such birds, if there is a flock...... Hehe, that's hilarious. ”
Lei Xingfeng said: "Hey, I forgot to ask." ”
Jin Daya said: "This blackbird is not very honest, and its words are a little unrealistic. ”
Lei Xingfeng said: "Forget it, it's just a bird, what else, let's go." ”
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A few days later, the four of them advanced all the way to a sea area, and Lei Xingfeng knew after tasting the water that this was the sea, not a large lake, and the water was salty.
With the endless sea, clear and turquoise water, and large sandy beaches, Lei Xingfeng said: "Good place!"
Jin Daya pointed to the sea not far away, two small black dots were constantly entangled, Lei Xingfeng stared, and couldn't help but be surprised: "Why are these two birds again!"
The golden eagle and the blackbird were entangled and fighting in the air, one after another the eagle chirped, one after another shouted and scolded, faintly, what was scolded could not be heard clearly, the only thing that could be heard clearly was the word "damn", because the blackbird's voice was very sharp, so these two words were particularly clear.
In a matter of moments, the two birds flew over everyone, and the blackbird's scolding came very clearly.
"I'm going to kill you...... Damn, you stupid bird!"
An eagle chirped as an answer.
"Silly bird, fuck you, stretch your paws out......"
Lei Xingfeng smiled bitterly: "This guy's mouth is stinky enough, I don't know if that golden eagle can understand, if he can understand, it is estimated that he will be angry to death." ”
Jin Daya said: "The strength of this blackbird is weaker than that of the golden eagle, I wonder, why does it keep entangled?"
I heard the blackbird above shouting: "Lao Tzu doesn't want to entangle with the stupid bird, it's this stupid bird who doesn't give up, damn, it's annoying Lao Tzu!"
Lei Xingfeng tilted his head and said with a smile: "Did you hear it, it still has the strength to explain." ”
The tiger pouted and said, "This bird...... It's just a basket of words. ”
Lei Xingfeng laughed and said: "That's right, it's just a talking basket, it's uncomfortable not to speak, haha!"
Blackbird yelled, "Hey, help...... What are you doing standing there stupidly!"
Lei Xingfeng smiled and said, "It's my business, why should I help you?"
The blackbird monster screamed, slipped under the golden eagle's talons, and cried, "Quack...... Rattle...... What do you mean? I thought...... Why don't you help if you think we're friends?"
Lei Xingfeng was stunned by this strange blackbird, is he friends with a blackbird? Are you kidding with a bird?
Jin Daya said: "You and Ah Feng are friends, why don't I know?"
The blackbird monster shouted: "You know a fart, he caught it, touched it, why is it not a friend, hurry up and help, if you don't come, the old man's will be beaten......"
Lei Xingfeng said: "This bird ...... This bird is amazing. ”
Blackbird said, "How do you know my name!"
Lei Xingfeng said, "How do I know your name?"
The black bird said: "You said, you said Lao Tzu's name, Lao Tzu's name is Bird Bude!"
Lei Xingfeng said: "I'll wipe it......"
Jin Daya, Mad Eagle, and Tiger Lovers were all stunned, and then burst into laughter.
The blackbird's cry became more and more urgent, and Lei Xingfeng said, "If I don't save you, you will become eagle." ”
Blackbird said: "Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and save Bird Bud!"
Lei Xingfeng flew up, in fact, the golden eagle had already noticed the four people of Lei Xingfeng, and only when they saw that they were not moving, they desperately attacked the blackbird, trying to kill the blackbird before the four people interfered, so when it saw Lei Xingfeng rising up, it immediately turned around and flew into the distance.
The blackbird fell from the sky, and he shouted, "Catch Lao Tzu, I'm exhausted and ......."
Lei Xingfeng reached out and grabbed it, and then slowly landed.
I saw the blackbird's little chest rising and falling, his breathing sounding like a bellows, and his two little paws trembling, so I heard him complain one after another: "Damn, I'm tired to death, I'm tired to death...... is going to get tired, damn it, that stupid bird, stupid bird!"
Lei Xingfeng said: "That stupid bird, can you understand your words?"
The blackbird said, "It knows a fart, if it does, it won't be a fucking stupid bird!
Lei Xingfeng said: "Bird Bude, how many blackbirds are there like you?"
The blackbird said: "Lao Tzu is the only bird Bude, there is no second one in this world!"
Lei Xingfeng didn't believe it at all, he said, "Nonsense! You jumped out of the stone?"
Seeing that the blackbird was a little dazed, it said, "How do I know, I have never seen the same bird in my life!
Lei Xingfeng vaguely felt that this blackbird had an extraordinary origin, but it didn't seem to know anything.
Jin Daya shook his head and said, "What a strange bird." ”
Lei Xingfeng said: "Okay, you are the unique bird Bude, that golden eagle is gone, you can also fly." ”
Bird Bud shook his little head, his red eyes staring at Lei Xingfeng.
Lei Xingfeng said: "What are you looking at? Do you want to risk any bad water?"