Chapter 11: The Masochistic Madness I
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Bird Bud said, "Who's going to be in bad water, who's going to be in bad water?" quack...... By the way, I'll follow you...... Gah, just stay for a few days, and then leave...... That stupid bird in the province is constantly entangled, annoying Lao Tzu!"
Lei Xingfeng said: "I'm not interested in taking you!"
Bird Bud hurriedly said, "Why? Why...... Quack, you ...... I'm a good bird!"
Lei Xingfeng said: "I can't afford to lose this person, with a bird full of swear words and narcissism, I will be laughed at!"
Bird Bud said: "It's a joke, as long as the bird doesn't laugh...... Wow, gaa, where is there a mouth full of swearing, where is narcissism...... Nonsense!"
Lei Xingfeng raised his hand and threw the bird Bude out, saying, "Don't mess with me, otherwise you will pluck the feathers and roast it!"
After rolling in the air, the blackbird flew into the air, paused slightly, and then fell, directly stopping on Lei Xingfeng's shoulder, and said, "Don't be so rude, be graceful, be graceful!"
The three of Jin Daya listened to the conversation of one person and one bird in amazement, they had never seen such a lewd and able bird. (Please search Bayi Chinese Net, the fastest updated novel website!)
Lei Xingfeng's whole body suddenly appeared a layer of electric arc, and instantly hit the blackbird, he wanted to make the blackbird suffer a little, but he suddenly forgot that the blackbird is also a thunder attribute, and that thunder and lightning can't hurt the blackbird at all, the most amazing thing is that the blackbird actually sucked the thunder and lightning directly into his body, and shouted in his mouth: "Oh...... Come again!"
Jin Daya couldn't help but smile and said, "Ah Feng, you two have the same attributes, he is not afraid of thunder and lightning." ”
Lei Xingfeng was a little unconvinced, and drove the blackbird off his shoulder with a slap, and said, "Try this!" A thick electric current flew out.
Crackling!
The electricity hit the blackbird directly, and the blackbird trembled like a dead leaf in the wind, and shook on the ground for a full two minutes, Lei Xingfeng smiled: "I still don't believe it!"
Bird Bud finally stopped shaking, and he shouted, "Shake me to death...... Quack, quack, a
Lei Xingfeng said: "I'll wipe it, do you owe a beating?"
Crackling!
Another thick electric current hit the blackbird, and in an instant, the bird Bud trembled wildly, and the arc flashed on his body, but his mental head became more and more full, and his body was still bigger, and after a while, it stopped trembling, and its voice changed: "Oh my God, oh my God...... That's it...... Quack, quack, gala, la......"
Mad Eagle whispered, "Is it laughing?"
Tiger Lovers said: "Well, it seems to be laughing ......"
Jin Daya was puzzled: "It said...... What's up?"
I heard Bird Bud say loudly: "Come again, come again! Hurry, hurry!"
Lei Xingfeng understood, this guy followed his own attack, quickly absorbed the thunder and lightning, and actually grew a little, of course he would not be so stupid, he said: "I'm not interested!"
"Wow...... Gah, you can't do this, you can't hang a bird in the air and can't get up or down, this, this...... Please, hit me, hit, please......"
The crowd was completely speechless, where did this bird come out, not only begging for support, but also begging for abuse?
Actually, Lei Xingfeng wanted to kidnap this black bird very much, but now he gradually understood that this bird is more weird, it belongs to the lord who does not leave, and leads the backwards, if you want to show that you are interested in him, this bird will definitely fly away, so he is going to come the other way now.
"Why am I going to beat you?
Bird Bud once again flew down to Lei Xingfeng's shoulder, his voice changed, and he said, "Please......"
Lei Xingfeng's cold hair stood up, because this voice was definitely not the sharp cry just now, but the voice of a woman, and I don't know how it was imitated, like the voice of a little girl.
"Holy...... Can you please stop talking like that, it's disgusting, you're a bird, not a person!"
Bird Bud said coquettishly: "Do you promise people...... Hmmm......"
Lei Xingfeng raised his hand and lifted it out, and said, "His grandmother's, if you talk in this voice again, Lao Tzu will pick your hair!"
Bird Bud said: "It's rude! Bird Bud has decided, and he will follow you in the future...... and his voice changed: "You can be nice to people......
Lei Xingfeng suddenly had an extra steel rod in his hand, and said, "If you talk like this again, Lao Tzu will beat you to death with a stick!"
Bird Bud pounced on Lei Xingfeng's shoulder again, as if there was something attracting here, and it said, "Okay, okay, you can't make any jokes, is it a great sense of accomplishment to bully a bird?"
Lei Xingfeng was dumbfounded, this thing's mouth is simply terrifying, no matter how you say it, it makes sense.
Putting away the, Lei Xingfeng said, "Okay, follow me...... If you have the conditions, you will die far away!"
The bird was immediately fooled, and it said, "What conditions?"
Lei Xingfeng said: "You have to obey my command, well, even if it is my subordinate!"
Bird Bud blinked, and said, "There's no problem with listening to commands, you have to be paid, yes!
There is nothing in this request, Lei Xingfeng nodded and said, "Well, there is no problem, what kind of remuneration do you want?"
"Twice a day...... No, three times, hit me!"
Lei Xingfeng almost didn't fall, this request was too strange, but he immediately reacted, this bird wanted to cultivate in this way, he nodded and said: "Well, okay, three times, no opinion, if the table is good, it will be rewarded once or twice." "Since it owes a beating, then it's okay to beat and play.
Bird Bud was very satisfied, and said, "Deal!" As he spoke, he flew in front of Lei Xingfeng and said, "Don't regret it!"
Lei Xingfeng couldn't help laughing and said, "No problem!" As he spoke, he took out a piece of beef jerky, tore off a piece and threw it out.
Bird Bud is still a bird after all, although he is extremely intelligent, but some instincts are still there, and his figure flashed, and he received the jerky in mid-air, and said, "Don't throw it around, feed me well, really...... Gah!"
Lei Xingfeng smiled and still tore off a piece of beef jerky and threw it out, and the busy bird Bude couldn't stop, so he heard it shout: "Hey, hey...... You, you walk the birds, you want to exhaust the birds!"
After eating the meat, Bird Bude flew back to Lei Xingfeng's shoulder, and heard it complain: "Don't bring such a bird!"
Jin Daya laughed and said: "Ah Feng, haha, with this bird in the future, you won't be lonely!"
The mad eagle and the tiger both shook their heads with a smile, Lei Xingfeng accepted this bird, and some of them made trouble in the future, this bird's mouth was too good to say.
Bird Bud said: "Hey, hey, what do you mean that there is no loneliness with this bird, my name is Bird Bude! You have to call me Bud!"
Jin Daya said: "It's no problem to call you Bude, but you can't call us...... Hey, this is rude. ”
Bird Bud said disdainfully: "What is that called? old man, old immortal, old stick, quack...... Quack!" said that it was already too much fun.
Jin Daya was so choked that he couldn't speak, and after a while, he said: "No wonder Ah Feng wants to pluck your hair, you really owe a beating." ”
Bird Bud sorted out the feathers on his wings and said unhurriedly, "Otherwise...... I will let Ah Feng fight three times a day, and I will be beaten if I owe it, and I will be beaten up, how about it? quack, quack!" He also called Ah Feng casually.
Lei Xingfeng saw that the more Bird Bude spoke, the more he spoke, the more he didn't like it, and said: "Okay, Bude, be polite, and call Uncle Jin like me in the future, this is Uncle Eagle, this is Uncle Tiger." ”
Bird Bud was okay and didn't continue to talk nonsense, he said: "Uncle Jin, Uncle Eagle, Uncle Tiger...... Ga, why are you called an eagle? I hate an eagle!"
The mad eagle couldn't help but smile bitterly, and he said, "My eagle is different from the eagle that chased you. ”
Bird Bud was very unreasonable and said, "I just hate eagles, I hate them, I hate them!
Lei Xingfeng said: "Uncle Ying, let him be, this thing must be stimulated." ”
Bird Bude's claws hooked Lei Xingfeng's collar, and his body leaned against Lei Xingfeng's neck, looking like a lazy bird. This time, he didn't refute Lei Xingfeng's words, he was indeed bullied by that golden eagle.
The mad eagle, of course, would not bother with a bird, he smiled slightly, but did not speak.
Jin Daya said: "There is the sea in front, I don't know what is on the other side of the sea, do you want to go and see it?"
Lei Xingfeng shook his head and said, "No need, I'll explore here this time, the topographic map has been recorded, right?"
Tiger Lovers said: "It's recorded, go back and get together with the rest of the team, you should be able to spell out the general terrain." ”
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The four of Lei Xingfeng, with a blackbird, returned to the camp, at this time Wuyang and Gu Qi had already returned, their role was to ensure the safety of the people who came in to explore, and now after exploration, there are no particularly powerful enemies here, so they don't have to continue to stay here.
Gu Qi's other disciples also entered the camp with a large number of people, and this has become a large construction site, and each descendant disciple has a camp, and there is also the main camp where the Fengchen Sect sits.
Lei Xingfeng came to the location of the Fengchen Sect and reported to him the topographic maps he had collected, as well as some ordinary mineral deposits.
Fengchen Sect is leading a group of people to sort out the topographic map here, it takes a long time to open here, and the power of the entire secret door is basically put into it.
The room is full of senior brothers and sisters, so this group of people Lei Xingfeng is already familiar with it, and when he walked in, he immediately attracted everyone's attention, because there was a black bird more than a foot long crooked on his shoulder, especially this black bird had no image at all, so he tilted his body, leaned on Lei Xingfeng's neck, his two paws were still hooked on the clothes on his shoulders, his eyes were closed, and he looked like a dead bird.
As a senior brother, Yu Kou also brought a lot of people in this time, and he had a lot of opinions about not entering here for the first time.
"Hey, isn't this Ah Feng, how can you fight a dead bird back?"
Yu Ko laughed.
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